Disclaimer:
I do not own Angel Sanctuary, if I owned it, Jibrille will make herself more
useful and Uriel will have more parts to play, Setsuna will stay Alexiel forever
after Volume 7 and Alexiel and Lucifer will be happily ever after.
I do not own Animaniacs, just in love with the theme song and want to do
some word play. The rightful owners of the Animaniacs theme song are Warner brothers, Tom Ruegger and Richard Stone
Corrupted and Highly Warped) Theme to STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS ANIMANIACS, renamed The Elemeniacs
Music by Richard Stone.
On a big stage, Light shines on the Four Elementals, wearing the outfits they posed in the cover of AS volume 15. Uriel sat impressively at the Keyboard and the other 3 elementals on standby at microphones.
A pretty girl with long black hair and a sweet face walked out:
My dearest Angel Sanctuary fans, Antoinette Veronica presents the new band of four, the The Elemeniacs, who just signed up with the A. Veronica Music Ltd. You must really look forward to the debut song of these four gorgeous. So enjoy the show!
(Nods at the band)
The theme of Animaniacs was played by Uriel on the keyboard, accompanied by orchestra.
Raphael Mika-chan and Jibrille:
It's time for The Elemeniacs
And our debut is on the track
So just sit back and relax
We will sing and do the rest
We're The Elemeniacs!
See the angels of earth, wind, fire
: And the element water
We worked as part of the AS movie lot
Antoinette loves us a lot
And we all have big rapport
And then now you all here get to know our plot!
We're The Elemeniacs!
Jib is cute and Uri loves black.
Mika, he everything wrecks
and Raphie is a plague.
(Raphael gives a death glare to Antoinette Veronica)
We're The Elemeniacs!
Raphael and Mika-chan and Uriel:
Meet the angel of water who wants to save the universe
Jibrille:
Meet Raphie and Mika, that you don't know who's the worse. (TV Censor kept busy for a moment, both visual and audio aspects)
Damned souls flock together; Uri smacks them with his curse.
All four Elementals:
But it is hard to present them all in one verse.
Jibrille, Raphael, Michael:
We're The Elemeniacs
We have signed a big contract
We're talented to the max
So audiences all cheer
There's the elemenie,
They are wickedy (repeat)
The Elemeniacs!
At the backstage:
Raphael and Michael: Antoinette, you suck!
Antoinette: You are just angry that I am not a fan of you two, come on, there are too many people biased towards you. You two overrated bastards!
Raphael and Michael; Why on earth you fall in love with THAT NERDY URI?
Jibrille: I agree with Antoinette, you are jealous because Antoinette is a fan of Uriel.
Uriel (looking up from his sheet music):Better a nerd than a playboy or a badass. But poor Jib, she also does not get any fans dedicating fics to her.
Mika-chan: I am glad Uri saves us the trouble of practising the instrumental parts.
Uriel (chuckles): oh, I will see the headlines: Angry Mika-chan burns down the A.Veronica Music studios.
Jib: You don't even need to try playing a piano.
Antoinette: Kaori Yuki forgot that Uriel is the angel of music in angelology.
Uriel (gently): Had we forgotten that angels are supposed to make music? KY did not give us any occasion to use music,
(Mika-chan and Raphael each pulls a long face)
Mika-chan; I remembered him locking himself up in the music room all day before he got his position as the high Judge.
Uriel: One cannot damn people all the time!
Raphael (sarcastically): What a disgrace that you cannot sing much now because you have to wear a choker in order to utter sounds! Damndamndamn!