I LOVE SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"No, Dorothy will you get out of here, and give that back!"
*Author chases after Dorothy, tackles her and grabs keyboard back from her*
"Sorry about that, Dorothy is what we here where I live would call "special" so don't mind her"
A/N ok this is really really short, I apologise for Dorothy and her
"specialness". So just read and maybe review if you liked it. I accept non-member reviews so even if you aren't signed up with fan fiction.net you can still review. Thanks!
Nothing is mine thank you very much.
Chapter 8 Voldepuddle
Voldemort was just about to throw the lit match at Flammable when he suddenly spontaneously combusted. "Aaaahhhh!" he screamed and dropped to the ground and rolled around. Sirius grabbed the bucket of water that was conveniently next to him and threw it on Flammable. Then Stuff grabbed the bucket of cotton candy, which was also conveniently there and threw it on Voldemort.
"They wasted all that good cotton candy and Voldemort's melting. What will we ever have for tea if the cotton candy is gone? You're mean!" Lucius Malfoy said angrily and stomped off. There was the sound of the door slamming and Malfoy put on his Britney Spears music on really loud.
"How come I never thought of that?" Harry said as he scooped Voldepuddle up in the bucket and put it in the freezer with Walt Disney. Once Voldepuddle had frozen, Hermione who was just in the neighbourhood, put the ice, orange juice, milk, water, sugar, and vanilla into the blender and blended it together. Then she left. Harry poured the Voldemort Julius that they had made into cups and they all drank it. It was very tasty.
When the Voldemort Julius was gone they hopped onto the flying beavers and went back to see Simon.
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"Hey how come I'm not in this chapter!"
"Sorry Dorothy but that's what happens when you annoy the author!"
*Dorothy is speechless and sticks her tongue out at the author and then pouts*
"Aw Dorothy if you promise to be good you can do something very special"
"Ok, what do I get to do? I promise I'll be good."
*Author whispers in Dorothy's ear*
"Ok, the recipe for real orange Julius is as follows:
Step 1
Take 2/3 of the can of frozen juice concentrate and mix it with:
1 cup of milk
1cup of water
½ cup of sugar
1 tsp of vanilla
Several ice cubes to thicken juice.
Using a blender, or food processor, blend together until smooth.
Pour into juice jug.
Step 2
Using the remaining 1/3 of the can of juice concentrate, mix with:
½ cup of milk
½ cup water
¼ cup sugar
½ tsp of vanilla
Several ice cubes to thicken
Blend together using the blender or processor and put into the juice jug.
*It is important to do the Julius in two parts like this because the blender cannot hold all of the juice at once. It will overflow if you do not do it in two parts. Believe me, I learned the hard way during home ec. Last year! *
I LOVE SIRIUS"
"Dorothy…"
"Sorry, couldn't resist"
"Well if you make me some Julius I'll forgive you"
"Ok, you can have some Voldemort Julius if you want, I still have some left."
"Thanks Dorothy"
A/N thanks to everyone who reviewed and keep reading!"