*Author walks into house and sees Dorothy battling half a dozen other girls. *

"Dorothy what are you doing? How did all these girls get in?"

*Dorothy takes no notice and keeps fighting. Author drags Dorothy away kicking and screaming, then kicks other girls out of house. *

"What the hell was that?"

"They were trying to take Sirius away from me!"

"Dorothy, I don't know what to say! I'm sick-"

"And tired…"

"Dorothy what am I going to do with you!?!?!"

"Can I turn her into Dorothy Julius?"

"Sirius!"

"Sorry, but she's getting on my nerves! I'm getting this close to turning into my animagus form and mauling her!"

"Ooh what do you turn into?"

"Um Sirius, ix-nay on the magus-animay, ou-yay ow-knay hat-way appens-hay oo-tay er-hay ogs-day. O-day ou-yay ant-way o-tay e-bay illed-bay????"

"Oh yeah never mind, I was lying I'm not an animagus!"

*Dorothy looks at Sirius suspiciously*

"Umm lets just get on with the story shall we? Um Stuff do ya want to do the disclaimer while I make sure Irius-say ills-kay orothy-day"

"Hey!"

"Just do the disclaimer, Stuff."

*Clears throat* "today's story is brought to you by the letters J and K as in J.K. Rowling, who owns the Harry Potter characters."

Chapter 9 Over-Salted, Greasy, Cold--

"Hey it's Snape!"

"Sirius…"

"Sorry"

French Fries (or "freedom fries" if you live in the US)

"And you didn't even bring me any?" Simon whined when they had told him how they had destroyed Voldemort. "Overlord Julius is my favourite! You're mean! But anyway you still have two tasks left. The next task is to eat this large tub of over-salted, greasy, cold-"

"Snape!!!"

"Sirius…"

"McDonald's French fries." Simon said indicating the large pail of fries next to him.

"And I thought killing Voldemort was bad!" Flammable grumbled as they went over to the pail of fries.

A/N ok I have nothing against McDonald's but I'm not exactly their biggest fan. I'm not particularly fond of the fries but the other food isn't bad.

The five of them ate their way through the pail of fries, gagging on every bite. When they were finished all of them ran to the water fountain in the corner and each of them had an extra-long drink.

"It is now time for your third task." Simon said, "and it is by far the worst."

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Ok I had to think of Flammable today during science when we all got to light our hands on fire. Something to do with chemistry so none of us got burnt. My class has sort of an obsession with fire and we spent most of the class talking about things that burn well.

Anyway thanks to everyone who reviewed. Keep reading and I'll try to update soon. Right now I got to go, Sirius is looking dangerous again. So for both of their safeties I better go separate them before one of them dies. That's not allowed to happen yet.