"can I be back in the story?"

"I guess so Dorothy. But if you ever pull another stunt--"

"what stunt, I wasn't doing stunts I was fighting there's a difference."

"well, Dorothy, if you ever fight with any more fan girls you will be permanently erased from my story."

"hey miss author person…"

"what Dorothy?"

"can I do the disclaimer?"

"don't push your luck."

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that include but are not limited to the Harry Potter characters, the American Idol people, and the mystery character which also don't own.

Chapter 10 More famous than Tub-o-lard Ruben

"you must each sing a song. Me, Randy and Gayorg will judge you and then the others vote. The one with the least votes will be kicked off. Whoever gets the most votes wins and has their wish granted." Simon told them, "and to make it more fun we will be adding Ryan Malcolm, the Canadian Idol ("whoo hoo! Um sorry I couldn't resist. Go Canada!") whom I don't like because he's from Canada, Clay Aiken, who lost on the last American Idol but who is way more famous than Tub-o-lard Ruben Studdard and the house elves from Hogwarts. I will be picking your songs." Simon said pacing in circles while the others waited anxiously.

"what happened to Paula?" Harry asked, Dudley had liked watching American Idol, why he couldn't imagine because besides the fact that Dudley looked like a whale, he sang like one too. Maybe he took comfort in the fact that there were worse singers than him.

"she's too perky and nice." Simon replied shortly, "now, perpetually-blaming-himself-for-everything, you will sing "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" just to please Dorothy and numerous other fan girls reading this and drooling all over their computers right now. Girl-Who-Loves-Perpetually-Blaming-Himself-For-Everything, you will sing S8r Boi by that Canadian girl, whatshername. Boy-Who-Lived, you will sing Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. Tinface, you will sing "When Doves Cry" by Prince. Stuff, you will sing "My Name Is" by Eminem. Flammable you will sing "Light My Fire" by the Doors. Ryan from Canada, you will sing "Little Rabbit Foo Foo" Clay who is allergic to everything and is more famous than the actual winner, you will sing "Bad" by Michael Jackson. The house elves have already chosen a song. Here is your music, go practice now and come back tomorrow." then Simon vanished.

"ok I'm totally not in this one!"

"me either!"

"what about me!"

"ok ok sorry guys I know this chapter was all Simon, and I'm sorry, but that's just what needed to happen."

"and why don't you like me?"

"I'm sorry Ruben, its nothing personal, I just never liked you much and you're a bit rotund if you know what I mean. don't be hatin'"

"well ok, but no more fat jokes."

"deal. Now what was that you wanted to say, Gayorg?"

"yes, well the author is having a contest. If you can guess which musical movie I came from you get to pick what the author's next fan fic is about. As long as it's not slash she'll do it."

"yes, that's right folks, just send the name of the famous musical movie Gayorg was in, as well as what you want me to write about if you win, in a review, and one week from now, February 13, 2004 one lucky winner will win! So get your entries in now!"

Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Keep reading and reviewing and don't forget to enter the contest, but remember, I WILL NOT WRITE SLASH!!!! I don't think I could do it and I don't really want to try.