This time the group stood in front of the same Skool again, but different children came out, having even larger heads and running out of the building, cheering and screaming like goats and rams
"Here we are.......again! So, what should we do? Any ideas?" Lard Nar asked, looking directly at Spleenk.
"HEY! Why don't we---"
Shloonktapooxis looked at a computer screen, his eyes get bigger realizing something. " Uh.....We went back a couple of months too soon, Cap'n!"
The taller Insectiod one shrugged, irritated. "Great! We're stuck at the wrong time, again!"
One out of the three on the multiple headed member groaned and complained, "Jeez, it seems harder to travel through time then to travel through space! Are we ever gonna get this damn thing right??? "
A little boy, one with jet black hair, a trench coat and wide eyes lensed with glasses came running up to Lard Nar and started pointing at all of the aliens and yelling out stuff to a little pale girl with a sharp, squared purple hairdo far in the distance.
"Gaz! Gaz! Look at them, you fool! All of you blinded fools!! And everybody thought I should take those mental-relief pills! They are real, all the things I told you about! Aliens, robots and...floating cones?"
"HEY!" Shloonktapooxis said, insulted by the Earthling.
"Are right here, in front of our school!" Continued the child that was inferior to the rest of them. " Just come over here and help me catch them for autopsies!"
The 3-headed guy came over to the boy and caught it using his muscular arms, just about suffocating him. The one called Gaz came over to Lard Nar.
"Okay, Dib! Enough is enough! These are just teenagers in Halloween costumes, you king of dopey dopes! Today IS Halloween, after all!" She mumbled to herself swears for having such an idiotic brother.
"Teenagers? Costumes? Halloween?" The Captain said. "These foreign things you speak of sound like a bunch of curses and insults! How would you dare insult the....wait, we don't even have a group name yet, DON'T WE!??!" He turned around starring at Spleenk again.
"Oh yeah! I knew we forgot something!"
"BULL SHIT! Well, anyway, I'm Captain Lard Nar, and this is my group of multiple species from the series of candy product galaxies, here to battle against the Irken Empire!!!!"
Gaz doubted the what she called it, 'load of crap'. "The Irken Empire?!? PFFT! Right, like I would go for such trash! I only care about what my stomach craves and my video game skill, the Universe's fate is none of my business."
But Dib called this 'Nothing BUT a load of crap'. "Empire?!? U--Universe's fate?!? Aliens!!! Let me go!! I want to know of these things!!"
"Yes, yes, very nice to show your interests, idiotic child," Lard Nar uttered, waving one of his hands right at the boy's face "But would you, Gazella or whatever your name is, would you join my fellow comrades to defeat the Irkens before they go and defeat us????"
"We've got snacks and play poker every night!" Shloonktapooxis said, but you couldn't convince this 'Gaz' being much into doing anything.
Gaz punched Lard Nar in the tummy and he fell to the ground, wailing in pain. And Dib finally gotten out of the 3-headed guy's clutches.
"Don't you ever, ever, ever, EVER call me by my real name!!! This is your last warning, Nard Lar!"
"Owww.....and its LARD NAR! A very rare Vortian name, but easy to remember!"
Dib tucked her sister's black dress, begging. "Hey Gaz, what about me???? I'm more interested in the paranormal than you'll ever be!"
"Fine," Gaz said with an annoying tone to her voice. "This is my stupid crazy older brother Dib. You might want to talk to him about this 'saving the Universe' deal, he's always into that kind of thing!"
Gaz mysteriously disappears with a poof of smoke into the air, and Lard Nar stood up to greet the excited Dib. "Dib, eh? And what makes you so interested with the Universe and the species in it, they're not that interesting at all!"
Shloonktapooxis flew up to Dib, tugging his scythe hairdo. "Except for me! I'm a champion limbo player, baby!"
"Wow, out of all the aliens and paranormal stuff I've seen throughout my life, I have never since any of you guys before, and I have never heard of aliens that were rebellious against an Empire before!"
"Of course there can be revolutions, you stupid boy! So, are you willing to join my army?"
"Gee....I don't know...I was planning on doing some satellite transmission hearings tonight...." Dib shook his head, but Lard Nar's excitement stopped his thinking.
"You have a satellite?! Guys, do you know what this means?!"
"It means he's got unlimited channels on his TV!" Spleenk said, clapping all of his hands.
Shloonktapooxis acclaimed, "YEAH! Time to watch Friday night TV, WOOOO!"
"No!" Lard Nar said, slapping himself, becoming a habit for him now. "This means today is that day!!
"The day when the cool cartoon show premieres tonight at 9:00?!" One of the members guessed.
"No!" Lard Nar realized that none of them were with him at the time, and had to explain. "You see, one night I was stuck on Devastus, and I was listening to a transmission from Planet Conventia, and it was The Great Assigning!! And right in the middle of it, my satellite was blocked by an unknown foreign one! This child here owns that satellite!! Operation Impending Doom Two starts tonight!!!"
"OOOOOOH!!! THAT day!!!! Yeah sure, whatever..."
~THAT NIGHT ~
Lard Nar and Dib were lying on the rooftop on Dib's home, while everyone else watched TV. They were both listening to The Great Assigning.
"Wow, so you're actually from the future, and you know everything that's going on now?!"
"Of course! I've always researched secret info on the Irkens since I started working in the military research department on my home planet, Vort!"
"That's so cool!! I'll definitely join your army! You know, this is the greatest night of my life! I can finally leave this absurd planet, and everything I've known that has never believed me on anything! I hope we win the revolution!"
Lard Nar sighed. "So do I, Dib, so do I..."
Everything's going great, the way it should've been before. Lard Nar meeting a friend who understands him, Shloonktapooxis and the gang actually shutting up and watching good old Friday night programming and best of all, a small thread of hope that Lard Nar's life long dreams will come true. Time did what it should do and the whole Universe was doing jolly fine! Well, at least until....
FREEZE!
"Huh? What just happened?!? Dib? Dib, are you awake?" Lard Nar slaps the boy's face a bit, but it was that cold, stoned feeling of the peach skin that made Lard Nar figure it all out.
"Oh great, the 'End of Time Servers' are here! Its going to be space time continuum all over again"!
Out of the night air, a ball of light formed and two tall guys dressed in white, holy robes climbed out of it and stood in front of Lard Nar. "Lard Nar: Vortian, of the 20th century, we are GOD!!! Hail down below us and shout... hallelujah!"
"Yeah! HEEHEHEHE! Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit!!!!!!!"
God #1kicked God #2 in the shin. "Sorry about that, he's on sugar high today. Now do as we say or ...... DO A LITTLE DANCE NOW!! Do de do, do! Do, Do! De, De! De! De! De!! YEAH! Do a little dance! Do a little dance! Do a do a do a....do a little dance now!!!!!"
Lard Nar turned off the boom box behind them. "You guys are so stupid, no wonder they put you in charge of keeping an eye on the whole course of time and space itself! Talk about the lowest level of jobs you van get!!"
God #2 got up, taking his boom box back. "Well, boring or not, you and us know that you and your gang has committed space crime #2478, traveling back or forward in time and taking a souvenir with you!"
"Shame on you! Even though it might change the future from a horrid nightmare to a pleasant, peaceful heroic heaven for many, we still have to drag you and others of your original time period, back home and safe as a caged kitty!"
"That's why we froze up the Universe, for ya! YAAAYY!!!! It's time...."
"For our favorite part of the day...." Drums roll.
"The most coolest thing about having this job..." Trumpets play suspenseful music.
"The amazing, the shiny, the ultimate power..."
"It's........."
"Time for the flashing memory loss thing-y!!!!!! Dun da, da dun!!" They shouted and presented simultaneously.
"Whoa wait a minute, WHAT??"
The Universe became unfrozen in seconds and Dib awoke, confused by all the commotion going on.
"We've already stolen the others and your ship back to the time when you were all about to go to very speedy super fast mode on the ship, so you'd never went time cruising on that day!" God #1 explained
Dib noticed two strange looking creatures wearing bright white robes, thinking he it was a dream at first, but nothing in this boy's life can be a mere dream.
"Ugh... Hey, who are you guys? Lard Nar, what's going on, is this about the space time laws and the gods of the end of time again?"
God #2 shrieks. "Oh, bullshit!! Now everyone knows our secret!!"
Gaz climbs up on the roof. "DIB!!! Those pigs left the house and stole all our food!! You better get their asses back here right now or I...I..."
"Hey everybody!! SAY CHESSE!!!"
"Hehehehehehehehehehe! Cheese is my friend!"
Lard Nar, Dib and Gaz all turned around and saw a metal stick with a little red light on it, and that light flashed through their eyes and into their memory banks, clearing up the history of what happened THAT day.
~ THAT NIGHT, A COUPLE MINUTES EARLIER ~
Lard Nar, Shloonktapooxis, Spleenk and everybody else partying was back in their ship, free to roam around in space again and paid their ticket to the Meekrobian cops just many hours before.
Gaz was downstairs, looking around in the refrigerator for a slice a pizza and some soda. Even though she would usually be stealing candies tonight, she decided she was too old for that stuff and planned instead to steal cash from the foolish people in her neighborhood at midnight.
All of the food and snacks were stored perfectly safe and untouched in either of the cupboards of the Membrane kitchen.
Dib was on the rooftop below the night skies, with head phones on, listening to the transmission of the assigning on Planet Conventia, and a shocked look formed on the child's face.
"They're coming...." He said under his breath. "They are all coming....."
******
~ BACK IN NORMAL TIMES...~
"What? What am I doing here, on my captain's chair?" Lard Nar asked, "I could've sworn I was in the past somewhere...And how exactly did we got back to the precise timing right after the cops left, in the ship perfectly restored? And who's drinking all the Red Bull, then?"
Spleenk belched a very loud, very rude burp. "Sorry, none left!"
"AWWW Jeez! You could've at least save some for little miss clump over there! She only has her own insides of vomit to drink!" Two out of three heads of one member said.
"This isn't right....." She puked, and then minutes afterward she got it all out, she slurped it right back in with a straw.
"But... We went forward in time, met Hermly again and then we went backward....We found ourselves a year earlier and then...God, damn it! The whole rest is a blur! Except later that night when I met these goof balls who said something about stealing things from the past...and something else about an awful catch for me from wishing I'd see myself as a hero...."
"Hey Lard Nar! Can I borrow your laptop to chat online? I hadn't been talking to Freddyangelbird1776 in a while!" His cone pal asked him.
"AHHHHH! The evil catch! Shloonktapooxis is going to destroy my favorite laptop!!!"
"What's that you say? .......OH! About that, me destroying your computer isn't it, but that's an awesome idea anyway!" Shloonktapooxis was full of glee as he left the room with an ax between his teeth.
One of the quieter members rushed over to the Captain, holding a package in his hands. "Captain! A package delivery service just gave us something labeled, 'TO LARD NAR: THE REAL EVIL CATCH'. Here it is!" He threw the box right at Lard Nar, almost knocking over from the chair.
"Hey Lard Nar, guess what I heard from me in the year 3003? I'm married to you, isn't wonderful?"
The Vortian screamed a horrid head aching scream, almost high-pitched, but not quite. Not quite yet.....
~ LATER. MUCH. ~
"This is such a horrid nightmare!" The Vortian said, shaking his head in disbelief. "I'd never thought it'll be like this!"
An electric blue chain is attached to Lard Nar and Hermly, but because true "love" has made this marriage official, it's almost impossible to break or extend the chain of eternal agony.
Spleenk played the priest-guy for the marriage. "Now, to complete the official binding of 'ove' we need to make the chain tremendously painful for anyone who touches it except he whose souls is full of happiness (Hermly). And to do that, we need to insert the one ring..."
"To rule them all!!!" Shloontapooxis shouted, and on his tip hung a shiny, god vibrating ring with the elfish language written on it.
"Nah! Too powerful! The ring we need is..."
"A wedding ring?" Suggested on of the triangular robots.
Spleenk nodded his head and shook his hands around . "No! No! NO! Why the heck would you use a wedding ring?! Those are for hillbillies. The ring that is most useful to us in this case, would be a....doughnut ring! Heh? Heh?"
Shloonktapooxis tosses a doughnut to Spleenk, and he drops the pastry onto the blue chain. Vibrating and burning hot, everybody in the room steps back far, far away.
Lard Nar wailed like a miserable puppy. "Oh, go-"
But Hermly squealed like a happy pig "--odness me! This is the most happiest moment of my life! We'll never depart again, my dear!!" Hermly starts to sob while Lard Nar drags him and the chain into the main control room and manages to sit on the captain's chair, knowing that he'll never get used to this. And possibly even try to develop Mad Cow Disease in his body during the process.
~ THE NEXT WEEK ~
On the main screen is a planet, known by all on the ship. The place where it all started, the big mass of rock and electricity that was once a home, but now another doomed planet along with many, many others, all because of Operation Impending Doom Two. And the place where Shloonktapooxis bought sugar and coffee for an incredible price of $1.25!!!
"There she is, everybody," Lard Nar said, happy for once. "We meet again, old friend...and hopefully you'll be one of the first my army will save and protect from those rampant Irken ants! For those of you who don't know, I'd like you to meet: Planet Meekrob!"
"Here we are.......again! So, what should we do? Any ideas?" Lard Nar asked, looking directly at Spleenk.
"HEY! Why don't we---"
Shloonktapooxis looked at a computer screen, his eyes get bigger realizing something. " Uh.....We went back a couple of months too soon, Cap'n!"
The taller Insectiod one shrugged, irritated. "Great! We're stuck at the wrong time, again!"
One out of the three on the multiple headed member groaned and complained, "Jeez, it seems harder to travel through time then to travel through space! Are we ever gonna get this damn thing right??? "
A little boy, one with jet black hair, a trench coat and wide eyes lensed with glasses came running up to Lard Nar and started pointing at all of the aliens and yelling out stuff to a little pale girl with a sharp, squared purple hairdo far in the distance.
"Gaz! Gaz! Look at them, you fool! All of you blinded fools!! And everybody thought I should take those mental-relief pills! They are real, all the things I told you about! Aliens, robots and...floating cones?"
"HEY!" Shloonktapooxis said, insulted by the Earthling.
"Are right here, in front of our school!" Continued the child that was inferior to the rest of them. " Just come over here and help me catch them for autopsies!"
The 3-headed guy came over to the boy and caught it using his muscular arms, just about suffocating him. The one called Gaz came over to Lard Nar.
"Okay, Dib! Enough is enough! These are just teenagers in Halloween costumes, you king of dopey dopes! Today IS Halloween, after all!" She mumbled to herself swears for having such an idiotic brother.
"Teenagers? Costumes? Halloween?" The Captain said. "These foreign things you speak of sound like a bunch of curses and insults! How would you dare insult the....wait, we don't even have a group name yet, DON'T WE!??!" He turned around starring at Spleenk again.
"Oh yeah! I knew we forgot something!"
"BULL SHIT! Well, anyway, I'm Captain Lard Nar, and this is my group of multiple species from the series of candy product galaxies, here to battle against the Irken Empire!!!!"
Gaz doubted the what she called it, 'load of crap'. "The Irken Empire?!? PFFT! Right, like I would go for such trash! I only care about what my stomach craves and my video game skill, the Universe's fate is none of my business."
But Dib called this 'Nothing BUT a load of crap'. "Empire?!? U--Universe's fate?!? Aliens!!! Let me go!! I want to know of these things!!"
"Yes, yes, very nice to show your interests, idiotic child," Lard Nar uttered, waving one of his hands right at the boy's face "But would you, Gazella or whatever your name is, would you join my fellow comrades to defeat the Irkens before they go and defeat us????"
"We've got snacks and play poker every night!" Shloonktapooxis said, but you couldn't convince this 'Gaz' being much into doing anything.
Gaz punched Lard Nar in the tummy and he fell to the ground, wailing in pain. And Dib finally gotten out of the 3-headed guy's clutches.
"Don't you ever, ever, ever, EVER call me by my real name!!! This is your last warning, Nard Lar!"
"Owww.....and its LARD NAR! A very rare Vortian name, but easy to remember!"
Dib tucked her sister's black dress, begging. "Hey Gaz, what about me???? I'm more interested in the paranormal than you'll ever be!"
"Fine," Gaz said with an annoying tone to her voice. "This is my stupid crazy older brother Dib. You might want to talk to him about this 'saving the Universe' deal, he's always into that kind of thing!"
Gaz mysteriously disappears with a poof of smoke into the air, and Lard Nar stood up to greet the excited Dib. "Dib, eh? And what makes you so interested with the Universe and the species in it, they're not that interesting at all!"
Shloonktapooxis flew up to Dib, tugging his scythe hairdo. "Except for me! I'm a champion limbo player, baby!"
"Wow, out of all the aliens and paranormal stuff I've seen throughout my life, I have never since any of you guys before, and I have never heard of aliens that were rebellious against an Empire before!"
"Of course there can be revolutions, you stupid boy! So, are you willing to join my army?"
"Gee....I don't know...I was planning on doing some satellite transmission hearings tonight...." Dib shook his head, but Lard Nar's excitement stopped his thinking.
"You have a satellite?! Guys, do you know what this means?!"
"It means he's got unlimited channels on his TV!" Spleenk said, clapping all of his hands.
Shloonktapooxis acclaimed, "YEAH! Time to watch Friday night TV, WOOOO!"
"No!" Lard Nar said, slapping himself, becoming a habit for him now. "This means today is that day!!
"The day when the cool cartoon show premieres tonight at 9:00?!" One of the members guessed.
"No!" Lard Nar realized that none of them were with him at the time, and had to explain. "You see, one night I was stuck on Devastus, and I was listening to a transmission from Planet Conventia, and it was The Great Assigning!! And right in the middle of it, my satellite was blocked by an unknown foreign one! This child here owns that satellite!! Operation Impending Doom Two starts tonight!!!"
"OOOOOOH!!! THAT day!!!! Yeah sure, whatever..."
~THAT NIGHT ~
Lard Nar and Dib were lying on the rooftop on Dib's home, while everyone else watched TV. They were both listening to The Great Assigning.
"Wow, so you're actually from the future, and you know everything that's going on now?!"
"Of course! I've always researched secret info on the Irkens since I started working in the military research department on my home planet, Vort!"
"That's so cool!! I'll definitely join your army! You know, this is the greatest night of my life! I can finally leave this absurd planet, and everything I've known that has never believed me on anything! I hope we win the revolution!"
Lard Nar sighed. "So do I, Dib, so do I..."
Everything's going great, the way it should've been before. Lard Nar meeting a friend who understands him, Shloonktapooxis and the gang actually shutting up and watching good old Friday night programming and best of all, a small thread of hope that Lard Nar's life long dreams will come true. Time did what it should do and the whole Universe was doing jolly fine! Well, at least until....
FREEZE!
"Huh? What just happened?!? Dib? Dib, are you awake?" Lard Nar slaps the boy's face a bit, but it was that cold, stoned feeling of the peach skin that made Lard Nar figure it all out.
"Oh great, the 'End of Time Servers' are here! Its going to be space time continuum all over again"!
Out of the night air, a ball of light formed and two tall guys dressed in white, holy robes climbed out of it and stood in front of Lard Nar. "Lard Nar: Vortian, of the 20th century, we are GOD!!! Hail down below us and shout... hallelujah!"
"Yeah! HEEHEHEHE! Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit!!!!!!!"
God #1kicked God #2 in the shin. "Sorry about that, he's on sugar high today. Now do as we say or ...... DO A LITTLE DANCE NOW!! Do de do, do! Do, Do! De, De! De! De! De!! YEAH! Do a little dance! Do a little dance! Do a do a do a....do a little dance now!!!!!"
Lard Nar turned off the boom box behind them. "You guys are so stupid, no wonder they put you in charge of keeping an eye on the whole course of time and space itself! Talk about the lowest level of jobs you van get!!"
God #2 got up, taking his boom box back. "Well, boring or not, you and us know that you and your gang has committed space crime #2478, traveling back or forward in time and taking a souvenir with you!"
"Shame on you! Even though it might change the future from a horrid nightmare to a pleasant, peaceful heroic heaven for many, we still have to drag you and others of your original time period, back home and safe as a caged kitty!"
"That's why we froze up the Universe, for ya! YAAAYY!!!! It's time...."
"For our favorite part of the day...." Drums roll.
"The most coolest thing about having this job..." Trumpets play suspenseful music.
"The amazing, the shiny, the ultimate power..."
"It's........."
"Time for the flashing memory loss thing-y!!!!!! Dun da, da dun!!" They shouted and presented simultaneously.
"Whoa wait a minute, WHAT??"
The Universe became unfrozen in seconds and Dib awoke, confused by all the commotion going on.
"We've already stolen the others and your ship back to the time when you were all about to go to very speedy super fast mode on the ship, so you'd never went time cruising on that day!" God #1 explained
Dib noticed two strange looking creatures wearing bright white robes, thinking he it was a dream at first, but nothing in this boy's life can be a mere dream.
"Ugh... Hey, who are you guys? Lard Nar, what's going on, is this about the space time laws and the gods of the end of time again?"
God #2 shrieks. "Oh, bullshit!! Now everyone knows our secret!!"
Gaz climbs up on the roof. "DIB!!! Those pigs left the house and stole all our food!! You better get their asses back here right now or I...I..."
"Hey everybody!! SAY CHESSE!!!"
"Hehehehehehehehehehe! Cheese is my friend!"
Lard Nar, Dib and Gaz all turned around and saw a metal stick with a little red light on it, and that light flashed through their eyes and into their memory banks, clearing up the history of what happened THAT day.
~ THAT NIGHT, A COUPLE MINUTES EARLIER ~
Lard Nar, Shloonktapooxis, Spleenk and everybody else partying was back in their ship, free to roam around in space again and paid their ticket to the Meekrobian cops just many hours before.
Gaz was downstairs, looking around in the refrigerator for a slice a pizza and some soda. Even though she would usually be stealing candies tonight, she decided she was too old for that stuff and planned instead to steal cash from the foolish people in her neighborhood at midnight.
All of the food and snacks were stored perfectly safe and untouched in either of the cupboards of the Membrane kitchen.
Dib was on the rooftop below the night skies, with head phones on, listening to the transmission of the assigning on Planet Conventia, and a shocked look formed on the child's face.
"They're coming...." He said under his breath. "They are all coming....."
******
~ BACK IN NORMAL TIMES...~
"What? What am I doing here, on my captain's chair?" Lard Nar asked, "I could've sworn I was in the past somewhere...And how exactly did we got back to the precise timing right after the cops left, in the ship perfectly restored? And who's drinking all the Red Bull, then?"
Spleenk belched a very loud, very rude burp. "Sorry, none left!"
"AWWW Jeez! You could've at least save some for little miss clump over there! She only has her own insides of vomit to drink!" Two out of three heads of one member said.
"This isn't right....." She puked, and then minutes afterward she got it all out, she slurped it right back in with a straw.
"But... We went forward in time, met Hermly again and then we went backward....We found ourselves a year earlier and then...God, damn it! The whole rest is a blur! Except later that night when I met these goof balls who said something about stealing things from the past...and something else about an awful catch for me from wishing I'd see myself as a hero...."
"Hey Lard Nar! Can I borrow your laptop to chat online? I hadn't been talking to Freddyangelbird1776 in a while!" His cone pal asked him.
"AHHHHH! The evil catch! Shloonktapooxis is going to destroy my favorite laptop!!!"
"What's that you say? .......OH! About that, me destroying your computer isn't it, but that's an awesome idea anyway!" Shloonktapooxis was full of glee as he left the room with an ax between his teeth.
One of the quieter members rushed over to the Captain, holding a package in his hands. "Captain! A package delivery service just gave us something labeled, 'TO LARD NAR: THE REAL EVIL CATCH'. Here it is!" He threw the box right at Lard Nar, almost knocking over from the chair.
"Hey Lard Nar, guess what I heard from me in the year 3003? I'm married to you, isn't wonderful?"
The Vortian screamed a horrid head aching scream, almost high-pitched, but not quite. Not quite yet.....
~ LATER. MUCH. ~
"This is such a horrid nightmare!" The Vortian said, shaking his head in disbelief. "I'd never thought it'll be like this!"
An electric blue chain is attached to Lard Nar and Hermly, but because true "love" has made this marriage official, it's almost impossible to break or extend the chain of eternal agony.
Spleenk played the priest-guy for the marriage. "Now, to complete the official binding of 'ove' we need to make the chain tremendously painful for anyone who touches it except he whose souls is full of happiness (Hermly). And to do that, we need to insert the one ring..."
"To rule them all!!!" Shloontapooxis shouted, and on his tip hung a shiny, god vibrating ring with the elfish language written on it.
"Nah! Too powerful! The ring we need is..."
"A wedding ring?" Suggested on of the triangular robots.
Spleenk nodded his head and shook his hands around . "No! No! NO! Why the heck would you use a wedding ring?! Those are for hillbillies. The ring that is most useful to us in this case, would be a....doughnut ring! Heh? Heh?"
Shloonktapooxis tosses a doughnut to Spleenk, and he drops the pastry onto the blue chain. Vibrating and burning hot, everybody in the room steps back far, far away.
Lard Nar wailed like a miserable puppy. "Oh, go-"
But Hermly squealed like a happy pig "--odness me! This is the most happiest moment of my life! We'll never depart again, my dear!!" Hermly starts to sob while Lard Nar drags him and the chain into the main control room and manages to sit on the captain's chair, knowing that he'll never get used to this. And possibly even try to develop Mad Cow Disease in his body during the process.
~ THE NEXT WEEK ~
On the main screen is a planet, known by all on the ship. The place where it all started, the big mass of rock and electricity that was once a home, but now another doomed planet along with many, many others, all because of Operation Impending Doom Two. And the place where Shloonktapooxis bought sugar and coffee for an incredible price of $1.25!!!
"There she is, everybody," Lard Nar said, happy for once. "We meet again, old friend...and hopefully you'll be one of the first my army will save and protect from those rampant Irken ants! For those of you who don't know, I'd like you to meet: Planet Meekrob!"