"yo dawg how's it hangin'? You totally catching the vibe off this story?"

"Hey Randy will you speak English like the rest of us, you're as bad as Canada's old Prime Minister"

" 'Ey, what do youse mean? I am as clear as a proof that is a proof that is a good proof because it has been proven. 'Ey you are right, good thing that I is not Prime Minister eh author?"

"Um yeah sure Jean, whatever you say."

"Say can I do the disclaimer eh?"

"Sure Jean"

"Okays like, the characters in this story does nots belong to the author likes, it has been proven because of the proof that is a proof that is a proof that is a good proof because it has been proven-"

"Jean, shut up, no one can understand, I mean how long ago was the speech with the proof and we still don't know what it means."

A/N I personally as a Canadian (whoo hoo Canada!) have nothing against Jean Cretchien. We all make fun of his talking. But if Jean is out there reading this I humbly apologize.

"Hold on, where's Dorothy?" *rips off Jean Cretien mask to reveal Dorothy* "Dorothy!"

"Um I…"*turns and runs away*

Chapter 12 the Wish-o-Matic

"And the winner is Harry Potter!" Elvis said. Harry was stunned, he hadn't even sung.

"Ok Harry, what do you wish for?" Simon asked Harry

"Well, I want everyone's wish to be granted." Harry replied.

"Darn it, they always ask for that! Got to tell the next bunch they can't wish for that! All right, all of you step into my Wish-o-Matic 1200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and it will grant your wish," he said, indicating the cardboard box sitting in the corner.

So Flammable went into the Wish-o-Matic 12 with lots of zeros and a one. When he came out Dorothy lit a match and held it to him. He didn't burn. Tingrin went next; when he came out he clicked his heels. "I'M FREE!!!!!" he shouted, his braces were gone and he was very happy. Stuff bounced into the box and came out relatively quickly. "Ok," he said to Sirius, "I'm ready to hear your whole life story."

"Maybe if I ever get stuck back here." Sirius replied as he and Harry stepped into the Wish-o-matic 120000000000000000000000000000000000000000

00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.

"I LOVE YOU!!!!" Dorothy yelled at Sirius one last time before he found himself tumbling through the blackness with Harry by his side.

Then they landed with a bump back in the Department of Mysteries.

"Well, well, back so soon?" a nasty voice snarled from somewhere above Sirius's head, "and here we thought we were finally rid of the infamous Sirius Black and the-boy-who-wouldn't-die Potter. Well, well won't this be fun…"

DUN DUN DUN…

Ooh I bet you thought that was the end. Roll the credits right? Wrong.

Thanks to everyone who has reviewed and keep reading and reviewing, there's still more fun left.

"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!"

"Dorothy what are you doing?"

"Proving-"

"A proof is a proof--"

"Jean shut up."

"I was just showing you it was NOT the last time I yelled I love Sirius."

*Author shakes head*

A/N ok, the next chapter is a bit sad and depressing and serious so if you don't want to break the happy mood, don't read it, skip to chapter 14 when it comes out. I'm serious-

"No I'm Sirius."

Yeah, laugh it up while you can dog-boy. I'm being honest here.

"No I'm Honest"

Who the heck are you?

"I'm Honest, well I got to go now."

Whatever.