~ THE NEXT DAY ~
Lard Nar hadn't really slept that night, but because somebody bought extra cans of Red Bull, he was more energetic and awake than everyone else. He was in the bed chambers now, pushing each rubber mattress off to the side and kicking and pounding all the beds. He was not the most strongest Vortian in gym class when he was a child.
"Come on, everybody! Let's move it already!!! I want to see some excitement and thrill today!!!! I've found out where the Massive is, and we shall attack this afternoon, up 'til midnight!! And we're not using the auto pilot today!!!"
"Aw, man!!!"
"Oh, come on!!"
"I have severe stomach pains!!"
"It's Saturday morning, for Pete 's sake!! We want sleep!"
"Yeah! We want sleep!"
"Can't it wait 'til Monday!?"
"Or Tuesday?"
Lard Nar knew this was coming. But he learned to be a little demanding from a show call 'Mail Call'!
"You stupid maggots all jump out of your beds and work like the devil's slaves or I'm gonna bust all your heads off and ban any snack treats from this ship!!!! And you better attack those Irken rampant like true angry revolutionaries!!! Do I make myself clear?!"
Everyone stood up from their beds wearing, surprisingly, army uniforms with cool combat boots and yelled simultaneously, "Sir, yes sir!!!"
"Now move it or be spanked to death!!"
They all ran out of there immediately and acted more prepared and into the attack more then ever. They all got in their seats and positions and flew the ship off to space!! Lard Nar sat comfortably on the Captain's Chair.
"Finally! We're fully prepared to burn those voot cruisers and spittle runners down to the ground!! This should be fun!"
~1 HOUR LATER ~
"Well that didn't last that long...."
Everyone is either having a Spit grand championship game, or watching the auto pilot go extremely hyper from drinking the Red Bull.
Lard Nar groaned, "At least the auto pilot is following its locked directions and driving a lot faster than usual, we should find that ship flying by us by 10:00!"
Lard Nar was drinking a cold slurpee and getting an extreme brain freeze when Shloonktapooxis came over with important news. Yes, I said important news.
"Hey, Lard, I've found some actual news that might concern you a bit! And it might concern the rest of the group, too!"
Lard Nar spitted out all the sugary slurpee gooiness that was in his mouth. "What? You went off and found meaningful news for the group?!" He paused, and asked, "....Have you been taking crack again?"
"Nah, of course not!! Why would I take crack today?
"........"
"Well, I guess I did have some just this past minute, but never fear!! This will definitely mess up your brain freeze there a bit!"
"So, tell me already!!"
"Uh, well, ya see....the Irkens have now successfully conquered 12 planets now...."
"Yes, yes...The whole god damn universe knows that!!! Just get to the point, Shloonktapooxis!"
"But, another planet has recently been claimed Irken properly. In fact, it was invaded just an hour ago! And guess what? It was your home planet, Vort, YO!!"
Lard Nar dropped his slurpee and fainted.
"See! I told you all that info was decent enough ya!! See!!....Can I control the laser cannons now????"
~3 MORE AGONIZING HOURS LATER ~
The auto pilot became unconscious after drinking its 12th can, so it took longer to get the ship moving.
Spleenk poked at Lard Nar with a stick. "Hey, look! He's getting up!"
"Uhhh...... Hey! Who the hell took my slurpee? I was drinking that!"
Oh, oops..." Spleenk said. "It was lying there so innocently and it looked so cold!!!! I couldn't resist!!!!"
Lard Nar nodded his head a bit, thinking back to why he had fainted in the first place, and cried, "I can't believe it, I've failed!
"I have failed trying to save my whole race and their homes before it was too late! But now it's too late!! Everybody Vortian has been imprisoned to the Irken Empire! I'm so stupid!!! Where was I the day I have forgotten my dreams to save the Universe and sit on that really comfy couch?"
"You were drunk and hyper and really crazy!!! Remember? We all hated you, on that day......Well, to be honest with ya, buddy, I liked you better when you were drunk!! You were so funky and cool!!"
Lard Nar groaned, the cone's comment wasn't helping him one bit. "I've probably have a mocking video mail from that snobby bitch, Invader Larb!"
"As a matter o' fact, we do, and it's on DVD!!!!"
"Play it on the main screen!" The saddened Captain ordered.
"And special deleted scenes with goof-ups on them!"
Lard Nar ignored him and asked, "What does he have to say to me now?"
The DVD starts to play. Larb is standing in Vortica, but it's utterly destroyed and bursting in flames, very, very typical Irken conquest scenery.
"Hello, Lard Nar!" Greeted Larb with his evil smile showing. "I've found your ship's transmission number and thought I'll send you a little mockery video email!"
"Bitch."
"You're probably wondering, 'What does he have to say now'? Well, I could explain it all in a descriptive, accurate manner. But that wastes time. So I'll shorten to this: HA! HA! HA!HA! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"Ya fool! You stupid, little nit wit!! You had to leave your poor, defenseless home planet, and made it easy for me to stomp it down with my iron fist!! HA! HA! HA! Whose laughing now, Lard Nar? Who has succeeded this battle? Who gets all the fame, credit and glory while the other is in shame, slapping himself in the face? ME!! ME! ME! ME! ME!
"Bi--itch!!" He sung with a tone of annoyance.
"This past hour, I've used the Megadoomer Combat Stealth Mech, the Battle Mech 4, the Star Battle Tanks and the Ultra Giant Robot Model 8.0!!!! 8.0!!!!! Impressive, ne? Well, the Armada is here and attacking all your little work buds who all hated you and disbelieved you, so I unfortunately don't have much time left to laugh loudly and insanely longer and more annoying than necessary! HA! HA! But here's a clip I have from the day the Massive was built:"
Flashback time! It's a beautiful day out in the city of Vortica, and millions of Vortians of every color were there, cheering and throwing confetti all over celebrating this grand moment when they get the award for working so hard to build this ship. The Massive floats about ten feet above the ground, and both the Almighty Tallests stand in a balcony, waving and smiling....as planned.
"Thank you, kind and hard working engineers, techs, scientists and designers of Planet Vort," said Red, "for building what most certainly is---"
Purple interrupted Red, "--the most powerful, largest and most superior ship in the Universe! YEAH!!"
The Vortians all cheer at once.
"If Almighty Tallest Miyuki or Almighty Tallest Spork were alive today, they would've gave out as much 'thank you' s and appreciation as much as we did!" Red continued, lying to the oblivious ones down below.
"Except we gave out more then they would, HA!! Which is why we shall finally present the award and gift, from us and the Empire, for building this incredibly destructive ship for us!!"
"By under Miyuki's orders it has been in my pocket here ever since we became tallests, so we present to you all---"
"The grandest, most awesome gift ever---"
"This bag of jellybeans!"
"Here you go!" They throw the tiny bag at the crowd, and scramble for it like crazy. The Tallests giggle a bit, then laugh insanely at them.
Purple whispered, "Those imbeciles!! That's the most pathetic gift Irk has given since Tallest Jooch gave a box a tissues to the Planet Jackers!"
"Yeah! They're so stupid, even I sometimes wonder how they do it all!"
"Yeah, you wonder....Attack mode, now!!!" The Tallests went inside, laughing, and the whole Irken Armada shot lasers and bombs all over the planet, and the Massive began to blast fireballs at the Vortian monuments and work buildings, such as the one Lard Nar had lived in once before. Every Vortian there noticed, and started to run and scream for their lives, looking more terrified and confused more than ever before.
The camera zooms very closely to a particular spot, and there, on the ground with small flames and Vortian body parts around it, stood that tiny bag of jellybeans that represented that very day itself. It instantly exploded from one of the purple lasers. No one had ever got the chance to eat those very, very, old, jellybeans. The clip ends there.
Lard Nar dropped his jaw, and uttered "You.....You....Bitch!!"
"Hahahahahahaha!!! I thought you would say that! But trust me, it gets worse!!" He stops to check his watch, "Damn, I only have 2 minutes left, so I'll just show this other clip I've found!"
Flashback time! It takes place inside the Massive just yesterday, and Larb stands in front of the Tallests with a huge gift badly wrapped, with brown paper and duck tape.
"My tallests, I plan to take over Planet Vort the next day, but before I do so, I present this gift to the both of you, courtesy of my GENEROUS spirit!!"
"Well... this is unusual, show us this 'gift' of yours!" Red said.
"Yeah! And make it quick, will ya?" Purple demanded, chewing on some doughnuts at the same time.
"*Ahem* I present to you---" He pulls off the brown paper and reveals the present. The tallests are shocked with glory. Lard Nar had dropped his jaw even more further down and widen his eyes even more than before.
"---The Universe's Most Comfortable Couch!!!"
The clip ends there. Larb just snickers at Lard Nar.
"Oh...You son of a fucking-ass-hole BITCH!!!! You're really gonna get it now, I promise you...!"
He keeps yelling a bunch of swears and curses for about 10 minutes or so.
Shloonktapooxis keeps poking at the Captain. "Hey, Lard Nar! The movie's been over for over 10 minutes now! Are you okay? The auto pilot has detected 1000ft. distance contact of the Massive!!"
"Oh, I'm fine, fine....." He stopped swearing, in a weary mood. "Just keep an eye for it, will ya? And call me over when we're at 500 ft. distance from it. I'll be in the bed chamber."
Lard Nar throws his Captain hat and sword at Shloonktapooxis, and walks away.
"WOOO!!!! I'm in command now, it's time for the limbo contest, baby!!!!
Lying on his top bunk, Lard Nar lies on the mattress to think. Think about everything that has happen to him on that unforgettable day when Zim released that giant blob monster onto Vort, and got fired, to move on, to move on....
"Lots of things have gone by, and I'm pretty much ashamed of it all. I was stupid to hire the most careless group of aliens and robots ever, my best friend is a nonstop, party funky floaty cone who just wants to do the limbo and eat snacks and I even got drunk and hyper at the same time at one point!
"I got stuck meeting, and being married, to Hermly, I led my gang forwards and backwards in time, and yet now I have not been doing the best I can to keep my promise, to destroy the Irkens. And they took The Couch away from me, ruining those heavenly dreams I've had preserved in my thick brain. I still had that crushed Irken can that I've had swore by my soul that I'll to keep my promise upon."
Though now sitting in his palm, the Vortian growled and threw it across the room. "And just last night, I had the perfect chance to make it all up, and the can, by hiring that one of a kind Irken assassin. The assassin that was actually against her own species." He sighed. "I've denied the can. I've denied that Irken rebel. I've denied myself."
Shloonktapooxis came into the bedroom, just in time. "Hey Lard Nar, catch!!" He somehow threw a book, an oddly familiar one, at Lard Nar, but it hit the Vortian's head instead.
"OW! Watch it!"
"Sorry, dude..."
Lard Nar looked at the title of the book, and he had definitely remembered this book, 'What Irkens Have Done For Us'. Shloonktapooxis was on the bottom bunk listening to a radio playing rock music really loudly.
"Wait a minute, the book, the bunks, the radio....?" He did random math calculations in his head, but there was one more thing he needed to know to complete this puzzle....This was leading to something special indeed.
"Shloonktapooxis!! What's today's date?"
"Whatcha say?! Doo dee doo! Doo doo! Doo! Dee doo! Doo doo doo doo....."
"Shloonktapooxis! I really need to know what the date is because I----"
"And that was 'I Bet You're Going To Kill Me Right Now!' by The Lovely Bugs! Now, a whole 78 hour straight Rockn' Poppin' Insanity Tunes Extravaganza !!WOOOOOOOT!! But this time, It's our third year anniversary of playing this funky tune marathon!! WOOOOT!!!!!!!!!" The radio man screamed on air.
"Three Years?!? Three years?!? It's been 3 years since my whole life has changed?!?"
"Oh, then I guess I feel really happy that you've achieved so much during the past 3 years." Shloonktapooxis said, but only really caring for what the next rock song would be.
Lard Nar throws the radio out of the way and grabs Shloonktapooxis, dragging to the Captain's chair in the main control room.
"No, you idiot!! I haven't achieved anything important during the past 3 years!!! I haven't lead our first battle against the Irkens yet!!! We're far, far behind, buddy, And I'm always on a tight schedule!"
Everyone!! Drive this damn ship faster!!!! The sooner we defeat the Irkens, the better!!!"
"But Lard Nar, we're right in front of the ship already!" Spleenk said, pointing to the gigantic wind shield.
"Oh, well, prepare to drive all around the Massive! We need to warn them!! Shloonktapooxis, get over to those laser cannons already! And everybody else, get into position and be ready for anything!!"
The ship passes by the main screen of the Massive, and the Almighty Tallests notice it with a surprised look upon their faces.
"Hey, whose ship is that?" Purple said, holding a bag of even more doughnuts in his claws.
It passes by further more, and goes all the way around the Massive two times or so, identifying the compartments, storage pods and weapons it has built on it. In the Vortian ship, Lard Nar smiles in pride. A thing he hasn't done in all of his life.
"This is it, my Irken enemies, and others on the Empire's side of evil, when you and I meet, face to face, it shall be the....
"....Beginning of a freedom, end of an empire."
Lard Nar hadn't really slept that night, but because somebody bought extra cans of Red Bull, he was more energetic and awake than everyone else. He was in the bed chambers now, pushing each rubber mattress off to the side and kicking and pounding all the beds. He was not the most strongest Vortian in gym class when he was a child.
"Come on, everybody! Let's move it already!!! I want to see some excitement and thrill today!!!! I've found out where the Massive is, and we shall attack this afternoon, up 'til midnight!! And we're not using the auto pilot today!!!"
"Aw, man!!!"
"Oh, come on!!"
"I have severe stomach pains!!"
"It's Saturday morning, for Pete 's sake!! We want sleep!"
"Yeah! We want sleep!"
"Can't it wait 'til Monday!?"
"Or Tuesday?"
Lard Nar knew this was coming. But he learned to be a little demanding from a show call 'Mail Call'!
"You stupid maggots all jump out of your beds and work like the devil's slaves or I'm gonna bust all your heads off and ban any snack treats from this ship!!!! And you better attack those Irken rampant like true angry revolutionaries!!! Do I make myself clear?!"
Everyone stood up from their beds wearing, surprisingly, army uniforms with cool combat boots and yelled simultaneously, "Sir, yes sir!!!"
"Now move it or be spanked to death!!"
They all ran out of there immediately and acted more prepared and into the attack more then ever. They all got in their seats and positions and flew the ship off to space!! Lard Nar sat comfortably on the Captain's Chair.
"Finally! We're fully prepared to burn those voot cruisers and spittle runners down to the ground!! This should be fun!"
~1 HOUR LATER ~
"Well that didn't last that long...."
Everyone is either having a Spit grand championship game, or watching the auto pilot go extremely hyper from drinking the Red Bull.
Lard Nar groaned, "At least the auto pilot is following its locked directions and driving a lot faster than usual, we should find that ship flying by us by 10:00!"
Lard Nar was drinking a cold slurpee and getting an extreme brain freeze when Shloonktapooxis came over with important news. Yes, I said important news.
"Hey, Lard, I've found some actual news that might concern you a bit! And it might concern the rest of the group, too!"
Lard Nar spitted out all the sugary slurpee gooiness that was in his mouth. "What? You went off and found meaningful news for the group?!" He paused, and asked, "....Have you been taking crack again?"
"Nah, of course not!! Why would I take crack today?
"........"
"Well, I guess I did have some just this past minute, but never fear!! This will definitely mess up your brain freeze there a bit!"
"So, tell me already!!"
"Uh, well, ya see....the Irkens have now successfully conquered 12 planets now...."
"Yes, yes...The whole god damn universe knows that!!! Just get to the point, Shloonktapooxis!"
"But, another planet has recently been claimed Irken properly. In fact, it was invaded just an hour ago! And guess what? It was your home planet, Vort, YO!!"
Lard Nar dropped his slurpee and fainted.
"See! I told you all that info was decent enough ya!! See!!....Can I control the laser cannons now????"
~3 MORE AGONIZING HOURS LATER ~
The auto pilot became unconscious after drinking its 12th can, so it took longer to get the ship moving.
Spleenk poked at Lard Nar with a stick. "Hey, look! He's getting up!"
"Uhhh...... Hey! Who the hell took my slurpee? I was drinking that!"
Oh, oops..." Spleenk said. "It was lying there so innocently and it looked so cold!!!! I couldn't resist!!!!"
Lard Nar nodded his head a bit, thinking back to why he had fainted in the first place, and cried, "I can't believe it, I've failed!
"I have failed trying to save my whole race and their homes before it was too late! But now it's too late!! Everybody Vortian has been imprisoned to the Irken Empire! I'm so stupid!!! Where was I the day I have forgotten my dreams to save the Universe and sit on that really comfy couch?"
"You were drunk and hyper and really crazy!!! Remember? We all hated you, on that day......Well, to be honest with ya, buddy, I liked you better when you were drunk!! You were so funky and cool!!"
Lard Nar groaned, the cone's comment wasn't helping him one bit. "I've probably have a mocking video mail from that snobby bitch, Invader Larb!"
"As a matter o' fact, we do, and it's on DVD!!!!"
"Play it on the main screen!" The saddened Captain ordered.
"And special deleted scenes with goof-ups on them!"
Lard Nar ignored him and asked, "What does he have to say to me now?"
The DVD starts to play. Larb is standing in Vortica, but it's utterly destroyed and bursting in flames, very, very typical Irken conquest scenery.
"Hello, Lard Nar!" Greeted Larb with his evil smile showing. "I've found your ship's transmission number and thought I'll send you a little mockery video email!"
"Bitch."
"You're probably wondering, 'What does he have to say now'? Well, I could explain it all in a descriptive, accurate manner. But that wastes time. So I'll shorten to this: HA! HA! HA!HA! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"Ya fool! You stupid, little nit wit!! You had to leave your poor, defenseless home planet, and made it easy for me to stomp it down with my iron fist!! HA! HA! HA! Whose laughing now, Lard Nar? Who has succeeded this battle? Who gets all the fame, credit and glory while the other is in shame, slapping himself in the face? ME!! ME! ME! ME! ME!
"Bi--itch!!" He sung with a tone of annoyance.
"This past hour, I've used the Megadoomer Combat Stealth Mech, the Battle Mech 4, the Star Battle Tanks and the Ultra Giant Robot Model 8.0!!!! 8.0!!!!! Impressive, ne? Well, the Armada is here and attacking all your little work buds who all hated you and disbelieved you, so I unfortunately don't have much time left to laugh loudly and insanely longer and more annoying than necessary! HA! HA! But here's a clip I have from the day the Massive was built:"
Flashback time! It's a beautiful day out in the city of Vortica, and millions of Vortians of every color were there, cheering and throwing confetti all over celebrating this grand moment when they get the award for working so hard to build this ship. The Massive floats about ten feet above the ground, and both the Almighty Tallests stand in a balcony, waving and smiling....as planned.
"Thank you, kind and hard working engineers, techs, scientists and designers of Planet Vort," said Red, "for building what most certainly is---"
Purple interrupted Red, "--the most powerful, largest and most superior ship in the Universe! YEAH!!"
The Vortians all cheer at once.
"If Almighty Tallest Miyuki or Almighty Tallest Spork were alive today, they would've gave out as much 'thank you' s and appreciation as much as we did!" Red continued, lying to the oblivious ones down below.
"Except we gave out more then they would, HA!! Which is why we shall finally present the award and gift, from us and the Empire, for building this incredibly destructive ship for us!!"
"By under Miyuki's orders it has been in my pocket here ever since we became tallests, so we present to you all---"
"The grandest, most awesome gift ever---"
"This bag of jellybeans!"
"Here you go!" They throw the tiny bag at the crowd, and scramble for it like crazy. The Tallests giggle a bit, then laugh insanely at them.
Purple whispered, "Those imbeciles!! That's the most pathetic gift Irk has given since Tallest Jooch gave a box a tissues to the Planet Jackers!"
"Yeah! They're so stupid, even I sometimes wonder how they do it all!"
"Yeah, you wonder....Attack mode, now!!!" The Tallests went inside, laughing, and the whole Irken Armada shot lasers and bombs all over the planet, and the Massive began to blast fireballs at the Vortian monuments and work buildings, such as the one Lard Nar had lived in once before. Every Vortian there noticed, and started to run and scream for their lives, looking more terrified and confused more than ever before.
The camera zooms very closely to a particular spot, and there, on the ground with small flames and Vortian body parts around it, stood that tiny bag of jellybeans that represented that very day itself. It instantly exploded from one of the purple lasers. No one had ever got the chance to eat those very, very, old, jellybeans. The clip ends there.
Lard Nar dropped his jaw, and uttered "You.....You....Bitch!!"
"Hahahahahahaha!!! I thought you would say that! But trust me, it gets worse!!" He stops to check his watch, "Damn, I only have 2 minutes left, so I'll just show this other clip I've found!"
Flashback time! It takes place inside the Massive just yesterday, and Larb stands in front of the Tallests with a huge gift badly wrapped, with brown paper and duck tape.
"My tallests, I plan to take over Planet Vort the next day, but before I do so, I present this gift to the both of you, courtesy of my GENEROUS spirit!!"
"Well... this is unusual, show us this 'gift' of yours!" Red said.
"Yeah! And make it quick, will ya?" Purple demanded, chewing on some doughnuts at the same time.
"*Ahem* I present to you---" He pulls off the brown paper and reveals the present. The tallests are shocked with glory. Lard Nar had dropped his jaw even more further down and widen his eyes even more than before.
"---The Universe's Most Comfortable Couch!!!"
The clip ends there. Larb just snickers at Lard Nar.
"Oh...You son of a fucking-ass-hole BITCH!!!! You're really gonna get it now, I promise you...!"
He keeps yelling a bunch of swears and curses for about 10 minutes or so.
Shloonktapooxis keeps poking at the Captain. "Hey, Lard Nar! The movie's been over for over 10 minutes now! Are you okay? The auto pilot has detected 1000ft. distance contact of the Massive!!"
"Oh, I'm fine, fine....." He stopped swearing, in a weary mood. "Just keep an eye for it, will ya? And call me over when we're at 500 ft. distance from it. I'll be in the bed chamber."
Lard Nar throws his Captain hat and sword at Shloonktapooxis, and walks away.
"WOOO!!!! I'm in command now, it's time for the limbo contest, baby!!!!
Lying on his top bunk, Lard Nar lies on the mattress to think. Think about everything that has happen to him on that unforgettable day when Zim released that giant blob monster onto Vort, and got fired, to move on, to move on....
"Lots of things have gone by, and I'm pretty much ashamed of it all. I was stupid to hire the most careless group of aliens and robots ever, my best friend is a nonstop, party funky floaty cone who just wants to do the limbo and eat snacks and I even got drunk and hyper at the same time at one point!
"I got stuck meeting, and being married, to Hermly, I led my gang forwards and backwards in time, and yet now I have not been doing the best I can to keep my promise, to destroy the Irkens. And they took The Couch away from me, ruining those heavenly dreams I've had preserved in my thick brain. I still had that crushed Irken can that I've had swore by my soul that I'll to keep my promise upon."
Though now sitting in his palm, the Vortian growled and threw it across the room. "And just last night, I had the perfect chance to make it all up, and the can, by hiring that one of a kind Irken assassin. The assassin that was actually against her own species." He sighed. "I've denied the can. I've denied that Irken rebel. I've denied myself."
Shloonktapooxis came into the bedroom, just in time. "Hey Lard Nar, catch!!" He somehow threw a book, an oddly familiar one, at Lard Nar, but it hit the Vortian's head instead.
"OW! Watch it!"
"Sorry, dude..."
Lard Nar looked at the title of the book, and he had definitely remembered this book, 'What Irkens Have Done For Us'. Shloonktapooxis was on the bottom bunk listening to a radio playing rock music really loudly.
"Wait a minute, the book, the bunks, the radio....?" He did random math calculations in his head, but there was one more thing he needed to know to complete this puzzle....This was leading to something special indeed.
"Shloonktapooxis!! What's today's date?"
"Whatcha say?! Doo dee doo! Doo doo! Doo! Dee doo! Doo doo doo doo....."
"Shloonktapooxis! I really need to know what the date is because I----"
"And that was 'I Bet You're Going To Kill Me Right Now!' by The Lovely Bugs! Now, a whole 78 hour straight Rockn' Poppin' Insanity Tunes Extravaganza !!WOOOOOOOT!! But this time, It's our third year anniversary of playing this funky tune marathon!! WOOOOT!!!!!!!!!" The radio man screamed on air.
"Three Years?!? Three years?!? It's been 3 years since my whole life has changed?!?"
"Oh, then I guess I feel really happy that you've achieved so much during the past 3 years." Shloonktapooxis said, but only really caring for what the next rock song would be.
Lard Nar throws the radio out of the way and grabs Shloonktapooxis, dragging to the Captain's chair in the main control room.
"No, you idiot!! I haven't achieved anything important during the past 3 years!!! I haven't lead our first battle against the Irkens yet!!! We're far, far behind, buddy, And I'm always on a tight schedule!"
Everyone!! Drive this damn ship faster!!!! The sooner we defeat the Irkens, the better!!!"
"But Lard Nar, we're right in front of the ship already!" Spleenk said, pointing to the gigantic wind shield.
"Oh, well, prepare to drive all around the Massive! We need to warn them!! Shloonktapooxis, get over to those laser cannons already! And everybody else, get into position and be ready for anything!!"
The ship passes by the main screen of the Massive, and the Almighty Tallests notice it with a surprised look upon their faces.
"Hey, whose ship is that?" Purple said, holding a bag of even more doughnuts in his claws.
It passes by further more, and goes all the way around the Massive two times or so, identifying the compartments, storage pods and weapons it has built on it. In the Vortian ship, Lard Nar smiles in pride. A thing he hasn't done in all of his life.
"This is it, my Irken enemies, and others on the Empire's side of evil, when you and I meet, face to face, it shall be the....
"....Beginning of a freedom, end of an empire."