The last chapter... yeah... it was better and longer and stuff, but FF.net UPLODED IT WRONG, so I was strapped for time, and what have you. SORRY! Dark Whats-her-face... Strana-whatsit... was in it, but it got cut... so... YOU'RE IN THIS CHAPPIE!! Hurrah! ^_^

So... my homies! Sup? Some randomly chosen words that may or may not make sense:

TN5: YAMI!!! *hugs plushie* I got a restraining order on the other one... -_-'damn lawyers... EBAYY!! *Does a jig* Kiss me, I'm Irish! Hi- diddly-ho-diddly-heey!!!!! *"I Like To Move It" Starts loudly in the backround* YAY! ^_^ *Gets down, gets funky with her bad self*

Yamachan*is my*man: I'll put you in... with Seto, cuz I'm a nice and generous person-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh, jeez... I knew I couldn't say that with a straight face! Haha... you're in, tho.

Yuri aka Sakura Kaguri: Cool! You've got Royu! However, you must help him lift that pesky pen first... I hate him. Have you read my other fics? I... well... kill him. ^_^' You got it, babe.

Dark Staranime: I never forgot your name, silly. ANYWAY, you WERE in the last chapter, but... you didn't make the cut, I suppose. That's the way the cheese is cut, I'm afraid. You're in this one though. ^_^

ONWARD TO CRAZYNESS!!! ^-^

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Yami ran as fast as he could up the stairs in Anne's small house, looking for a phone, a window, anything to escape the Villainous Anne of DOOM. Alex fought with the little terror, hand-to-hand.

"Mistletoe POWER!!!" Screamed Anne, waving the plant in front of Alex, expecting it to do something.

"YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY T.O.W MISSILE!!!" (Don't own; Futurama) Screamed Alex as she produced a missile launcher out of seemingly nowhere and firing it straight at Anne's head three feet away. Anne then ripped off The Matrix as she leaned back in slow motion, out of the path of the missile, which blew through the wall and did two things: blew up the jibbering idiot/salesperson (Doors are sexy! Let's get down the disco!), and blew a rather large hole in Seto Kaiba's Mansion, which happened to be next door for no apparent reason whatsoever.

As the two girls continued fighting, Seto himself went to rant at them for an hour about exactly how much he was going to sue them for. Seto came and tapped Alex on the shoulder, who, out of a reflex, broke his finger.

"OW!" He screamed. "YOU ARE SO SUED!"

Anne, who thought that the loss of her reviewer was more important than a Mullet-haired gangly freak, used her untapped authoress powers to transport yamachan*is my*man to take care of him for a bit. Let's call her... Mugsy. (^_^ rippoff. Point?)

Mugsy, with long black hair and blackish eyes, looked startled as she gazed around the room, wondering were she was, why she was here, and why do birds... suddenly appear... EVERY TIME... YOU'RE NEAR??? (BECAUSE THEY, LIKE ME, JUST WANNA BE...)

CLOSE TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU....!!!!!!! (^_^)

Ahem...

Anyway...

Then she saw Seto.

"KEBBY!!!" She shrieked as she ran over to him and rapped her arms around the object of her trench-coat-clad devotion.

"'Kebby?'" Said Yami Yugi as he entered the room, not bothering to contain his laughter.

"STOP INTERUPTING OUR SHOWDOWN, CHUMPETTE!!!" Yelled the two girls in unison. Anne, out of annoyance, summoned another fangurl to keep Yami occupied. She raised her hand, and up came...

... a Phsyduck.

"PHSY, PHSY!" Claimed the Pokemon monster.

Then, out of nowhere, Misty came into the room, scolded the creature, and left without a word to anyone else.

Huh.

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R 'n' R!!!!!!!!!!