Hmmm... I have a problem. (*gasp* NO!) Yes, I have a problem with keeping promises when I'm on sugar high. Dark Staranime, I'm SO SORRY for not putting you in the last chapter. *sob,sob* I JUST COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF!!! This chapter is now dedicated to you. ^_^ I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR IN IT THIS TIME!!!!!!

TN5: Yes, you are very lazy, but that's the way *uh huh, uh huh* I like it *uh huh, uh huh*.

SRTWM: YAY! Yeya, RUN FOR IT!!! *Runs into pole* x_X ow...

ONWARD!!!!!!!!

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There was silence for a second, as Anne's powers seemed to have malfunctioned. That has never happened before. But in the end, there was kicking and screaming and ripoffs and glomping for all.

Mugsy was still attached to "Kebby."

Seto was still calling up his lawyers and house insurers.

Yami was still standing on the stairs watching the two halves of a whole fighting.

And the two American Women were still trying to kill each other.

Pretty boring.

AND THEN...

...Bakura ran in, clutching his electric bill in one fist and a loaded revolver in the other. "I DIDN'T PAY IT!!" He cried.

"What?" Said Anne in an unusually calm voice after a short silence.

"I DIDN'T PAY IT, AND NOW WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY! HOW WILL I FIX MY HAIR? HOW WILL I GO TO PORNO SITES? HOW, I ASK YOU???????" He shook Alex vigorously, who was so shocked she lacked a witty comeback or even a "reflex" as she used on Seto.

"Wait..." Said Anne, "Didn't you shove the bills on Royu when you went shopping? Why didn't HE pay them?"

{@ Royu's house}

Yuri was mid-motivational speech. "It's not that you're too stupid to lift the pen," she continued, "It's that you don't THINK you can lift the pen! Believe in yourself, and you can achieve!"

Royu replied, "No. Just stupid." He then ate five bananas at once and did a jig.

{Back}

"Oh..."

"Yeah..."

Right...

Anyway...

Anne was curious as to what her powers could do. She tried to summon Dark Staranime to get her an iced tea and some Smarties, but she was out of practice. It took the summoning of a harpsichord, a Pygmy Shrew, and a disco ball before she finally appeared with a big dramatic SWOOSH-tipe- dealy.

Dark Staranime spotted Yami instantly. She shrieked louder than all of the previous shriek-ers and leeched onto him. Anne's eye twitched, but she let it go. She was, after all, a rewiewer.

Yami screamed. First TN5, now this? It was too much for the poor pharaoh. He was teetering on the edge of madness, and there was only one thing to save him.

Alex knew what to do; she'd seen yamis like this before... it was never pretty to see them break. She quickly fished in her coat pockets and found a full bottle of Russian vodka. She poured it into the spastic yami's mouth, saying "Drink up, friend. You need to be drunk more then I right now."

Yami was saved. Yami was also...

...drunk.

Oh, dear Ra.

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^_^ R 'n' R!

Note: There are many Egyptian gods. The main god is actually Osiris, but there is also Ra, Bastet, Isis, Ma'at, Set, Io, and so on. RA IS NOT THE MAIN GOD!

Thankies.