HI! I feel loveded. ^_____________________^

Quic words that make sense... to me... o_O...:

TN5: REALLY??? SHE SAID THAT!?! ^___^ I feel loveded, all right. Tell her to review!!! Pwease??? I'M IN!! Drunken Kuribo Dance? Koolies! *Takes bumper sticker and sticks it on her... "bumper"* *does a jig...again* GREAT MOTH!!! NEEHEEHEE!!!

Rlenavampyre14: GAH! THE WORMS! NO, NOT THE WORMS!!! 1: Ummm... it was my yami's pocket and... she has... large pockets? o_O? 2: Both. No question. Me more than her. Unusual, yes, but we make do.3: Here you are, silly! Enjoy!

Dark Staranime: You got it, snookums. I may throw in you yami for a cameo, but she'll be... weird. Kay? ^_^

ONWARD!!! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Yami blinked as the full effect of the vodka slowly led him into a drunken stupor. He loved this feeling, even though he had minor control as to what he actually did. He let it wash over him. The Pharaoh was drunker than a bottle full of wine and he LIKED IT.

"*Hic* Hiya, Alex," He slurred, "Thankies for the *hic* drinky- doodle.*hic*"

"Y-YAMI?" Asked the authoress loudly. "ALEX, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

"What needed to be done," Said Alex wisely as she swigged some vodka as well. Things were not all well in the Household of the Insane. Well... more than usual.

"SO, KEBBY... *hic* Kiaberst... shup?" Yami grinned stupidly as he slumped down next to the CEO of KiabaCorp.

"Oh, Jesus, spare me," was the reply from the glomp victim.

"Sho, see, *hic* Kaito... Setbaaa... heeheehee... YOUR STUUUUUPID!" the Pharaoh laughed loudly as he leaned hardly against Kaiba. "You couldn't even *hic* beeeeat Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuugi... an' he's shooooooooort..."

"He has a point there, y'know," interrupted Anne. "He's majorly shotstuff."

"Vertically challenged." Agreed Alex.

"AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!" Bellowed TypoNumber5 as she appeared out of a black warp-type-thing (like Shadi, dig?).

"Oooooooh... ya made her maaaaaaaaaaaaad... *hic* tha's, like BAAAAAAAD. BAAAAAAAAABAAAAAABAAAAAAA!!!" And the Pharaoh of all Egypt continued to bleat like a sheep.

"Uh... well, not that it's a BAD thing, y'know, to be short, like, see, I have TONS of friends who aren't, y'know, tall...and... did I ever tell you what a funderful new profile you have?" Stuttered Anne as she tried to calm down her fantabulous-if-psychotic reviewer.

"Thankies, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" TN5 bellowed. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING SHORT?!?" TN5 was towering over them with flames in her eyes, which is hard to do if you're 5 foot tall, so she stood on a stool and put on platform shoes with lights that sang "R.E.S.P.E.C.T." They were Anne's favorite shoes. That's a window into the life of our authoress... creepy, ne?

Anyway, as TN5 was yelling and screaming about how short people are in many ways better then tall people, Anne summoned a fellow Yami fangurl to shut her up.

Anne isn't the brightest crayon in Siberia, but we love her anyway.

She accidentally summoned no one other than... Mako Tsunami.

"Wow, what happened? Mind you, I barely have time to think about that, since my father is still alive, no matter WHAT the psychiatrists say."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Screamed Anne.

"UNDO IT! UNDO IT!" Squealed Alex as she jumped into Yami's drunken arms, mouse-on-the-floor-in-Mrs.-Cleavers'-clean-kitchen style.

"OFF!!!" Bellowed TN5 as she teetered on the edge of her sanity and the edge of the stool. "THE PHARAOH'S -MINE-!!"

"SINCE WHEN?!?" Shouted Dark Staranime as she clung to Yami's arm. "I WAS HERE FIRST!!!"

Alex had barely enough time to get out of the crossfire before all hell broke loose. Anne, being a new and naïve authoress, has yet to control other authoresses' powers. TN5 and Dark Staranime were able to sommon stuff out the wazoo...

...However, being in the House of the Insane, things beyond even the loyal reviewers' power took place...

...It was... random.

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OoOoOoOoOo!! A cliffie! A good one, too!!! I'll repost A.S.A.P!!! R 'n' R!!

II II II \/ PRESS IT...!!! *Makes threatening motion with fist*