Hiya! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Who's everyone being? I'm being Johnny Depp from "Pirates of the Caribbean!!" *Victory pose* AND I know someone else who's being Johnny Depp, so we...er... "run" during Fizz Ed yelling "SAVVY!" and "WHY IS THE RUM GONE???"

Words of wisdom to wisdom-faced-wisdom-ers: Brodie and Casey: It *IS* rather cold, isn't it? Hmmm... that gives me and idea... *sinister chuckle* Rlenavampyre14: AH! NO! SAY BACK WORMS!!! *Does the Macarena on the little bleeders* Ahhh... nope, no spirits, only Jose, the Mexican boogieman under my dresser. He's the size of a Chihuahua and wouldn't be much help to you, I'm afraid.

ONWARD!!! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

TN5 summoned the first blow. Anne wasn't sure what her reviewer was trying to summon, but somehow, she doubted that it was fifty Pygmy Shrews wearing red bowties. (Pygmy Shrews, as we all know, are the most useless creatures on the planet. The average shrew has about a 99.999999999% chance of dying before it is a day old. No f--ing kidding...)

As TN5 looked in wonder at her army of well-dressed weasels, Dark Staranime raised up her hands and in synchronization with the sudden thunder from outside and in came... figs. Hundreds of thousands of figs, all in wooden crates labeled "God Save the Queen." Anne recognized them as a private joke she has with her friend Adelle.

Both reviewers annoyed with their malfunctioning powers waves their hands around, muttering nonsense words under their breath. The results were horrific (if you're sane..... which you aren't, because you're reading THIS fic).

TN5 summoned a Hershey bar, a pair of tap-dancing lemurs, five watermelons, a "Bender the Offender" plush toy, the CD "Music to Duel By", several stacks of pictures of Yami and Wolfwood, and a lovely row of coconuts. Dark Staranime summoned a shoe with "Your FACE" written on it, a trio of jazz- playing toads, two pumpkins named Errol, an old rabbit plushie, the DVD "The Princess Bride", a stack of Tupperware, and a dirty old bum who goes by the name "Hey You."

"Hey!" Anne suddenly said, "You're summoning stuff from my soul room!! Give it back, and act civil for a change!" Anne stopped hugging her pictures of Yami and Wolfwood to laugh at what she just said. "*Snort* Yeah... civil... hahaha!!!"

Yami said, still drunk, "Hey, Anne-sie Pansy!! Are those of ME????"

Anne smiled and said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaybe..."

Seto interrupted pompously to say, "Of course she has pictures of you, idiot. She's your self-proclaimed biggest fangurl. Isn't that right, Anne- sie Pansy?" He smirked.

She put on her best Droopy face and said "Quiet, you!" and pointed her index finger at him. For some unknown reason, this summoned eight bananas.

"Oh, very intimidating," scoffed Seto naively. However, Anne was smiling. She grabbed a banana and aimed it at him. "BANG!" She yelled.

Seto Kaiba, CEO of KaibaCorp, Egyptian Priest, Familyman, was shot by a laser-shooting banana from Anne's soul room. Seto winced in pain and let out a string of swearwords that cannot be shown here, lest Mokuba had his trench coat wired. (Mokuba: Aw, man. I wanted to see Ni-sama curse!)

After about five minutes, everyone had a banana in hand and was shooting at each other. It was laser-tag, with bananas. Even the shrews, lemurs, and toads used the figs as ammunition. It was really fun, especially everyone ganging up on Mako Tsunami to make him shut up about his damn father.

That's about the time that something horrible happened.

Te'a was knocking on the front door, shrieking, "TRICK OR TREAT!"

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^_^ I'm quite pleased with this, aren't you? Next chapter: The YGO Cast Trick-or-Treating! Review,, and you'll come to my house too! ^_^ Who says you're too old! It'll be fun!!! Remember to look both ways, have your parents check your haul, and to R 'n' R!!!!!!