Straight to business, then, my dear Watson.
Brodie and Casey: I can't tell you the idea... it's a SECRET! MUAHAHA! You snorted a pea up your nose? Ick. Umm... "Skiffington?" Unfortunate name, ne?
Rlenavampyre: Nope, no spirits. Only phantom Dennis, and I don't even own him, he's good ol' Joss Wheadon's. Yugi? Hmmm... no, his freakish soul room is separate from the multi-dimensional room ala Yami, so no, Yug ain't drunk. If he took over the body, THEN he'd be drunk... heheheh... :-) Thanks for the idea!!
Trickortreat: ANOUTHER YAMI FANGURL!!!??? *Sigh* Fine. You're in, but your gunna be lame, capuches? ^_^
Yamachan*is my*man: I didn't forget you! I was... sidetracked! Yeah... that's it... *shifty eyes*
TypoNumber5: A detective? RIIIIIIght... No Kaiba-y trench coats? Well, cram a rock up you ass and grow five hundred feet and TADA! You're Kaiba, trench coat or no! ^_^' I hope Faith Kaiba doesn't kill me for that...
TheVoices1: Pedestrian? Uh-huh. Next year, put on a name tag that says "Hello! My Name Is God!" I did that once... a word of advice, children: if you are wearing a sacrilegious costume, DO NOT TRICK-OR-TREAT WITH YOUR HEBREW SCHOOL FRIENDS. Aheh...
Kimmy Nagasaki: Queen of Games: Yes, laser-shooting bananas! Do you have a problem with that??? DO YOU???? *Shakes her violently* Sorry!! It was my yami, I swear!!! RUN AWAY!!! *Runs into tree* Ow...
ONWARD!!!~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Te'a screamed even more persistently, "TRICK-OR-TREAT!!" And as we all know, Te'a couldn't carry a tune if it had wheels and adhesive all around it. Everyone winced, except Mako Tsunami, who was in a coma.
Anne put on a brave face as she walked slowly to the door. She summoned a Butterfinger and unlocked, unblocked, and opened the barricaded door (from when Yami was running from fans, dig?). She opened it... and stifled a scream. Outside was Te'a in a huge pink bunny costume, the kind that fit like a basketball mascot suit. She grinned widely, drawing attention to her whiskers. "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!" She shrieked happily, which Anne translated as psychotically.
"Umm... hi! Don't you look... nice!" Anne stammered. "Here you go!" She threw the candy at Te'a and slammed the door in her face. As soon as the door closed, the doorbell rang. "GAH!" Yelped Anne, summoning more candy, "YOU take care of it!" She shoved a bowl of candy in Alex's arms and ran up the stairs, slamming her bedroom door. It took her a second to realize that she had to be IN her bedroom to slam it properly, so she stormed in her room and slammed it a few more times before locking it.
"Umm... okaaaay..." Alex commented as she opened the door.
"TRICK-OR-TREAT!" Bellowed Cassie, a reviewer dressed up as... a tree. Hmmm.
"Uh, hi. You're... a tree." Alex stated the obvious.
"NO!" She shouted in Alex's face. "I'M A BLUEGUM TREE CUZ I HAVE BLUE GUM, SEEEEE????" She opened her mouth wide and, sure enough, she had a huge wad of blue gum in her mouth. Alex put the candy in her open mouth, wrappers and all, and slammed the door shut. Instantaneously, there was a knock on the door. Alex answered it.
TheVoices1 was standing on their doorstep in regular clothes, clutching a half-full pillowcase. "GIMME!!" She shouted as she grabbed the bowl, emptied it in her bag, and ran away. Maniacal laughter was heard as she ran.
"...Hey, I know her!" Said TN5 after a few minutes.
Alex rolled her eyes as she shut the door. She opened it immediately, revealing Faith Kaiba dressed in a Seto-like coat and outfit. She smiled and held out an aluminum suitcase full of candy. "I'll trade you ALL THESE," she said, "for that Blue Eyes White Dragon-I mean, King Size Crunch Bar!"
"Never!" Slurred the drunk Pharaoh. "My friend, Meester Candyman, gave it to me! It has... whaddiyacall... senny-mental value!"
"HAH! I'll just TAKE IT ANYWAY!" She snatched it out of Alex's hand.
"Hey, foolish mortal! Give that back!" Alex glared at Faith.
"Um... what, THIS?" She held up the candy bar. "Why, this isn't yours! I just happened to get one that looks exactly like it from someone else in the past nanosecond!... YEAH!" She ran away, closely pursued by Japanese lawyers wanting to sue her for stealing stuff from the second Yu-Gi-Oh manga.
"Right... okay, sure, fine, whatever, that made no sense but I'm just going to LET IT GO!" Alex was getting driven mad, so she forced herself to accept the lame cover story of one of Anne's reviewers.
More and more people came to the door. Bakura came, dressed up as Legato from Trigun; Malik came, dressed as Anubis; Marik came right after Malik, demanding more candy for his hakiri and T.P.ing the house; Joey came with his sister Serenity, Serenity dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and Joey as Toto (I couldn't resist); Tristan dropped by, asking for Serenity and claiming that the night-vision goggles and X-ray specs were part of his costume and not for Serenity-stalking; Duke Devlin came by, dressed as a huge die and assuring the laughing Alex that he was dared to dress this way by Mai; Mai came over as a Playboy Bunny; Mokuba was with Rebecca and they were both M Pegusus even came over as Funny Bunny and had forced Croquet to wear a magician's hat with his tux (Disturbing? I think so); Ishizu and Shadi came through a warp thing at their front step to yell at Kaiba for being such a dork on the blimp-type-thing at Battle City and saying that "Priests such as you are rarely this pompous, even the evil ones"; and Royu came by, asking them how to lift up a pen.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Next chapter: PARTY! I'll invite you if you R'n'R!!!
Brodie and Casey: I can't tell you the idea... it's a SECRET! MUAHAHA! You snorted a pea up your nose? Ick. Umm... "Skiffington?" Unfortunate name, ne?
Rlenavampyre: Nope, no spirits. Only phantom Dennis, and I don't even own him, he's good ol' Joss Wheadon's. Yugi? Hmmm... no, his freakish soul room is separate from the multi-dimensional room ala Yami, so no, Yug ain't drunk. If he took over the body, THEN he'd be drunk... heheheh... :-) Thanks for the idea!!
Trickortreat: ANOUTHER YAMI FANGURL!!!??? *Sigh* Fine. You're in, but your gunna be lame, capuches? ^_^
Yamachan*is my*man: I didn't forget you! I was... sidetracked! Yeah... that's it... *shifty eyes*
TypoNumber5: A detective? RIIIIIIght... No Kaiba-y trench coats? Well, cram a rock up you ass and grow five hundred feet and TADA! You're Kaiba, trench coat or no! ^_^' I hope Faith Kaiba doesn't kill me for that...
TheVoices1: Pedestrian? Uh-huh. Next year, put on a name tag that says "Hello! My Name Is God!" I did that once... a word of advice, children: if you are wearing a sacrilegious costume, DO NOT TRICK-OR-TREAT WITH YOUR HEBREW SCHOOL FRIENDS. Aheh...
Kimmy Nagasaki: Queen of Games: Yes, laser-shooting bananas! Do you have a problem with that??? DO YOU???? *Shakes her violently* Sorry!! It was my yami, I swear!!! RUN AWAY!!! *Runs into tree* Ow...
ONWARD!!!~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Te'a screamed even more persistently, "TRICK-OR-TREAT!!" And as we all know, Te'a couldn't carry a tune if it had wheels and adhesive all around it. Everyone winced, except Mako Tsunami, who was in a coma.
Anne put on a brave face as she walked slowly to the door. She summoned a Butterfinger and unlocked, unblocked, and opened the barricaded door (from when Yami was running from fans, dig?). She opened it... and stifled a scream. Outside was Te'a in a huge pink bunny costume, the kind that fit like a basketball mascot suit. She grinned widely, drawing attention to her whiskers. "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!" She shrieked happily, which Anne translated as psychotically.
"Umm... hi! Don't you look... nice!" Anne stammered. "Here you go!" She threw the candy at Te'a and slammed the door in her face. As soon as the door closed, the doorbell rang. "GAH!" Yelped Anne, summoning more candy, "YOU take care of it!" She shoved a bowl of candy in Alex's arms and ran up the stairs, slamming her bedroom door. It took her a second to realize that she had to be IN her bedroom to slam it properly, so she stormed in her room and slammed it a few more times before locking it.
"Umm... okaaaay..." Alex commented as she opened the door.
"TRICK-OR-TREAT!" Bellowed Cassie, a reviewer dressed up as... a tree. Hmmm.
"Uh, hi. You're... a tree." Alex stated the obvious.
"NO!" She shouted in Alex's face. "I'M A BLUEGUM TREE CUZ I HAVE BLUE GUM, SEEEEE????" She opened her mouth wide and, sure enough, she had a huge wad of blue gum in her mouth. Alex put the candy in her open mouth, wrappers and all, and slammed the door shut. Instantaneously, there was a knock on the door. Alex answered it.
TheVoices1 was standing on their doorstep in regular clothes, clutching a half-full pillowcase. "GIMME!!" She shouted as she grabbed the bowl, emptied it in her bag, and ran away. Maniacal laughter was heard as she ran.
"...Hey, I know her!" Said TN5 after a few minutes.
Alex rolled her eyes as she shut the door. She opened it immediately, revealing Faith Kaiba dressed in a Seto-like coat and outfit. She smiled and held out an aluminum suitcase full of candy. "I'll trade you ALL THESE," she said, "for that Blue Eyes White Dragon-I mean, King Size Crunch Bar!"
"Never!" Slurred the drunk Pharaoh. "My friend, Meester Candyman, gave it to me! It has... whaddiyacall... senny-mental value!"
"HAH! I'll just TAKE IT ANYWAY!" She snatched it out of Alex's hand.
"Hey, foolish mortal! Give that back!" Alex glared at Faith.
"Um... what, THIS?" She held up the candy bar. "Why, this isn't yours! I just happened to get one that looks exactly like it from someone else in the past nanosecond!... YEAH!" She ran away, closely pursued by Japanese lawyers wanting to sue her for stealing stuff from the second Yu-Gi-Oh manga.
"Right... okay, sure, fine, whatever, that made no sense but I'm just going to LET IT GO!" Alex was getting driven mad, so she forced herself to accept the lame cover story of one of Anne's reviewers.
More and more people came to the door. Bakura came, dressed up as Legato from Trigun; Malik came, dressed as Anubis; Marik came right after Malik, demanding more candy for his hakiri and T.P.ing the house; Joey came with his sister Serenity, Serenity dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and Joey as Toto (I couldn't resist); Tristan dropped by, asking for Serenity and claiming that the night-vision goggles and X-ray specs were part of his costume and not for Serenity-stalking; Duke Devlin came by, dressed as a huge die and assuring the laughing Alex that he was dared to dress this way by Mai; Mai came over as a Playboy Bunny; Mokuba was with Rebecca and they were both M Pegusus even came over as Funny Bunny and had forced Croquet to wear a magician's hat with his tux (Disturbing? I think so); Ishizu and Shadi came through a warp thing at their front step to yell at Kaiba for being such a dork on the blimp-type-thing at Battle City and saying that "Priests such as you are rarely this pompous, even the evil ones"; and Royu came by, asking them how to lift up a pen.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Next chapter: PARTY! I'll invite you if you R'n'R!!!
