Hihihi, y'all! ^_^U I haven't updated in... Yeah, about twenty years. I
have overcome my denial that I can just slack off this weekend and no one
will know that I haven't been SUPER BUSY!... -_- please don't kill me.
To my loyal reviewers, a few words:
Witch Twin Megan: STILL BANNED??? Well, there is only one reasonable way to update soon... acquire a flamethrower and TAKE OVER THE PLANET!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! As long as I get Japan and Australia, and you burn down my school... that's all I ask of you.
yamis grl: ^_^ I read the sequel, and it is SO FUNNY! You HAVE to update soon!!!
Kimmy Nagasaki:Queen of Games: *GASP* Crashing my party, are you?? We'll see about THAT... heheheh...
TypoNumber5: Shoodn't yu b speelin tings coorektly? Dat's preety clevere, thoh. Eye whooda jeoust heve a nam tage an heve et sey "Mey Nam Es God: Bowe be4 mee".
~*~Faith Kaiba~*~: Nice signature, btw. COMPUTER VIRUSES SUUUUUUCK!!! EEEEEEEEEEvil. Yeees, I do need a copy of "Faith's Laws," so I won't make a mistake like THAT again. FYI: "Having a rock up your ass" means not only that you walk like that, it means that that is what the authoress thinks should happen to him... don't take it personally, because I like your reviews, but... I hate him. I prefer it when he meets his early demise in ficcies. I've only kept him around for you... be thankful, otherwise the T.O.W. missle would have blown up on him and he would be dead. *Nods*
mistress_of_ra: I'm afraid you are badly mistaken. He is mine-as long as you don't sue me for him, because then he belongs to that Japanese guy... ^_^
Tweety4ever09: Alright, I'll have you in the story, but let's think of a name... how about... err... ah... *Searching internet for names* Ah... ah... ah... Atari! ^_^ That is now your name!
TheVoices1: ...hmmm... that's EXACTLY what I do to MY friends... hmmm... it's not that I'm a bad person, it's that... It's so easy. ^_^
Brodie and Casey: Is Casey your yami? I hope so, 'cause she is now! ^_^ I still think the pea being in your nose at all is gross. However, all will be forgotten if you review again! ^____^
Everyone who reviewed is in my party! Location: We rented the Bronze for the night!!! (Note: If you don't watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or DIDN'T... *sniff* IT'S OVER!!! WAAAAH!!!), the Bronze is a club) It goes on until the Marine Corp and S.W.A.T. break it up. I'm SO THERE!!! ^________^ ONWARD!!!!!!!
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Everyone was tired from answering the door repeatedly for trick-or- treaters, and it was ages to their homes (Or, in Seto's case, it was a mound of burning rubble), so they camped out in the upstairs game room. There was a bunch of cushy sofas, and Anne refused to get out of her room (she was suffering from emotional scarring from when she saw Te'a's costume), so our fangurls left their bishonen alone so they could get some well-deserved sleep. They were busy talking about who is the hotter one, anyway, and didn't mind as much as they would have when Yami and Seto fell asleep; they were in too heated of an argument.
"YAMI is WAY hotter than KAIBA!" Hissed TN5, not wanting to wake her beloved bishonen.
"Yeah, uh-huh, sure, you keep telling yourself that. Hedgehog Boy has NOTHING on Kebby!" You can guess who said this... (-_-)
TN5 and yamachan*is my*man gasped in unison. TN5 then sneered, "Kaiba is a loser has-been that cheats!"
It was Mugsy's turn to gasp. "My Seto doesn't CHEAT!"
Yamachan*is my*man sniggered. "Then what do you call threatening to jump off a building if you lose? Friendly conversation?"
Seto's fangurl snarled, "Yami was too much of a pussy to attack is all! Seto wouldn't have jumped! It was tactic!"
TN5 returned, "YAMI would have attacked! It was YUGI that stopped him!!"
"Oh, and what does that say about Yami? He can't even control his light side!"
"Ooooooh, so all you need is control? Like that sissy 'Set-y'?"
"THAT'S 'KAIBA' TO YOU!"
"SET-Y! SET-Y! SET-Y!"
"ENOUGH!! YOU'LL WAKE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!" Alex stormed in the room. Anne had refused to let her back into her soul room until she had shut them up. [I only have my Millennium Machete in random stories. My yami is actually stored in my mind, which has sections. I will explain this in the future... maybe in a future fic... a *gasp* SERIOUS ONE!!! *faints*]
"Sowwy, Awex," said the fangurls, using their secret weapon: operation chibi, "we were just talking. We're Sowwy."
//Anne! Their using chibi-ness!//
\\But that's cheating!\\
//What should I do? I... can't yell at them any more... they're too kawaii!//
\\...just act kawaii... too kawaii. TN5 will break, I know it. I heard her hurl after the over-happiness in her "Cookie" fic!!\\
Alex was startled. //I. . . don't do "kawaii," Anne.//
\\What?\\
//Don't. . . make me do it.//
\\It's our only option. Go for it!\\ Anne cut off the mind link, leaving Alex stranded.
Alex swallowed her pride (and other things. . .) and put a huge smile on her face. "That's okay, campers!" She grinned even wider. "I'm not too tired anyway! Want to play a game with me?"
TN5 hesitated for a moment; she hadn't expected a counter-attack. "Sure! What shall we play?" She decided that she could last longer than this 5000- year-old. She had her pride. . . it's over there some place. . .*waves randomly to the left*
Alex said, "Let's all sing along with my Hamtaro plushie!" She revealed a huge plush toy that was scarily happy. Alex was taking no prisoners.
The fangurls were shocked. The bishonen, who woke up when Alex entered the room, were watching with silent interest. . . and Yami was known to sober faster then the next leading mummy, so he wasn't suffering from the Hangover from The Devourer's Lair.
Yamachan*is my*man replied, "O-okay! I-it'll be. . . fun!"
Alex smiled even wider (O.O scary) and squeezed the hamster, who started to chime, "La, la, la, la, la, lalala. . ."
Alex sang too. Her voice was passable, but she was using the high-pitched voice of a hamster, so it cracked a little. The fangurls shuddered, but attempted to join in as much as possible, all with high voices. When the hamster stopped the theme of Hamtaro, Alex just squeezed it again, to the horror of everyone in the room. She had no mercy and her kawaii-ness was ebbing away into a maniacal grin (think Weevil, children). She was singing higher and higher, daring the girls to attempt to beat her. The fangurls fallowed Alex's lead. Alex was border-lining ultrasonic sound, when suddenly. . .
. . .every dog in the town of Domino came crashing into the house. German shepards, huskies, Chihuahuas, you name it, came rushing up the stairs and into the game room. . . fallowed by, to Kaiba's delight, Joey (not in yaoi way, just that you can summon him with a dog whistle. Dig?).
Joey said, not skipping a beat, "Domino's Philly CheeseSteak Pizza?"
Alex took a second to recover, then: "You. . . can be summoned by dog whistle? Is that. . . even possible?"
\\There's only one way to find out, my pasty pal!\\
//Oh, Dear Ra. . .//
\\We hafta. . .\\ Anne burst from her room, creating a wide berth in the sea of dogs, "PARTY!" Anne had changed into a black tanktop with a fishnet shirt over it, pleather pants, and her boogie shoes (which consist of white plastic and Christmas lights). "COME, COMRADES, TO THE DANCEFLOOR!" She ran into the game room and grabbed her entire company (no mean feat, seeing as there are about seven people to grab) and dragged them out of the house, abandoning the Hamtaro doll to the mercy of the dogs.
Alex, noticing the pajama-clad group, said, "Uh, Anne? I don't mean to rain on your disco parade, but d'you think that we could stop at the mall first?"
Anne, who was belting "Stayin' Alive" at the top of her lungs, paused to say, "Eh? If you insist, but Seto's paying! AH, AH, AH, AH, STAYIN' ALIVE! STAYIN' ALIVE!!"
Kaiba yelped, "WHAT? Have you SEEN Yami's receipts? Two thousand dollars for a spiky leather belt you only wore ONCE!"
Yami replied, "It was on sale. Now, If you'll excuse me, I'm driving."
"Why you?"
"Because if anyone else drives, we'll either crash or end up Tijuana."
"TO GET FATBOT SOME ACTION!!" Bellowed our authoress as she speeded into the jeep-limo-thingy (you know what I mean. . . those big-ass limos that looks like jeeps that were stretched out by the hand of God?)
"Ah." Was Kaiba's reply, after he called shotgun (he was NOT sitting backseat to YAMI, thankyouverymuch. They would duel for the choice of radio station.)
They arrived at their destination reasonably fast, due to interest in plot. Joey somehow got into the car unnoticed and fallowed them around, like a. . .well, dog. Um. . .yeah.
They all went in to buy leather clothes. They met up with Tristan, who was reeking havoc (^_^ a spelling joke! I have such a sophisticated crowd of reviewers!) on the food court, Yami Bakura, who was sending the cashiers to the Shadow Realm when they actually expect them to PAY, Malik, who was insisting that Isis should update her look and asking her to at least CONSIDER getting fashion advice from Mai ("I REFUSE to take advice from that SLUT, brother. . ." "But you look like you're wearing a sheet!" "But-" "A SHEET!"), Shadi, who was telling the manager that "No, I'm not insane, I swear that this is NOT a weapon that I was putting at that womans' head, It's a Key, sir, please believe me. . .", and Mai herself, looking in the lingerie department. Anne took it upon herself to gather them up and inform them of the party.
They all finished shopping and crowded in the extra-large-limo-type-thing (just trust me, they fit, okay?) and made their way t o the bronze. Only a select few were allowed in, as the Bronze was exclusive and new and shiny, but as soon as the bouncer (none other than Chuy Gomez) saw Anne, he let them all in; she was, after all, the authoress.
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I'm sorry, I'm too tired to continue, and no one can be funny when they are ready to lie down on the keyboard and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. . . TTFN!!! R 'n' R!!!
To my loyal reviewers, a few words:
Witch Twin Megan: STILL BANNED??? Well, there is only one reasonable way to update soon... acquire a flamethrower and TAKE OVER THE PLANET!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! As long as I get Japan and Australia, and you burn down my school... that's all I ask of you.
yamis grl: ^_^ I read the sequel, and it is SO FUNNY! You HAVE to update soon!!!
Kimmy Nagasaki:Queen of Games: *GASP* Crashing my party, are you?? We'll see about THAT... heheheh...
TypoNumber5: Shoodn't yu b speelin tings coorektly? Dat's preety clevere, thoh. Eye whooda jeoust heve a nam tage an heve et sey "Mey Nam Es God: Bowe be4 mee".
~*~Faith Kaiba~*~: Nice signature, btw. COMPUTER VIRUSES SUUUUUUCK!!! EEEEEEEEEEvil. Yeees, I do need a copy of "Faith's Laws," so I won't make a mistake like THAT again. FYI: "Having a rock up your ass" means not only that you walk like that, it means that that is what the authoress thinks should happen to him... don't take it personally, because I like your reviews, but... I hate him. I prefer it when he meets his early demise in ficcies. I've only kept him around for you... be thankful, otherwise the T.O.W. missle would have blown up on him and he would be dead. *Nods*
mistress_of_ra: I'm afraid you are badly mistaken. He is mine-as long as you don't sue me for him, because then he belongs to that Japanese guy... ^_^
Tweety4ever09: Alright, I'll have you in the story, but let's think of a name... how about... err... ah... *Searching internet for names* Ah... ah... ah... Atari! ^_^ That is now your name!
TheVoices1: ...hmmm... that's EXACTLY what I do to MY friends... hmmm... it's not that I'm a bad person, it's that... It's so easy. ^_^
Brodie and Casey: Is Casey your yami? I hope so, 'cause she is now! ^_^ I still think the pea being in your nose at all is gross. However, all will be forgotten if you review again! ^____^
Everyone who reviewed is in my party! Location: We rented the Bronze for the night!!! (Note: If you don't watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or DIDN'T... *sniff* IT'S OVER!!! WAAAAH!!!), the Bronze is a club) It goes on until the Marine Corp and S.W.A.T. break it up. I'm SO THERE!!! ^________^ ONWARD!!!!!!!
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Everyone was tired from answering the door repeatedly for trick-or- treaters, and it was ages to their homes (Or, in Seto's case, it was a mound of burning rubble), so they camped out in the upstairs game room. There was a bunch of cushy sofas, and Anne refused to get out of her room (she was suffering from emotional scarring from when she saw Te'a's costume), so our fangurls left their bishonen alone so they could get some well-deserved sleep. They were busy talking about who is the hotter one, anyway, and didn't mind as much as they would have when Yami and Seto fell asleep; they were in too heated of an argument.
"YAMI is WAY hotter than KAIBA!" Hissed TN5, not wanting to wake her beloved bishonen.
"Yeah, uh-huh, sure, you keep telling yourself that. Hedgehog Boy has NOTHING on Kebby!" You can guess who said this... (-_-)
TN5 and yamachan*is my*man gasped in unison. TN5 then sneered, "Kaiba is a loser has-been that cheats!"
It was Mugsy's turn to gasp. "My Seto doesn't CHEAT!"
Yamachan*is my*man sniggered. "Then what do you call threatening to jump off a building if you lose? Friendly conversation?"
Seto's fangurl snarled, "Yami was too much of a pussy to attack is all! Seto wouldn't have jumped! It was tactic!"
TN5 returned, "YAMI would have attacked! It was YUGI that stopped him!!"
"Oh, and what does that say about Yami? He can't even control his light side!"
"Ooooooh, so all you need is control? Like that sissy 'Set-y'?"
"THAT'S 'KAIBA' TO YOU!"
"SET-Y! SET-Y! SET-Y!"
"ENOUGH!! YOU'LL WAKE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!" Alex stormed in the room. Anne had refused to let her back into her soul room until she had shut them up. [I only have my Millennium Machete in random stories. My yami is actually stored in my mind, which has sections. I will explain this in the future... maybe in a future fic... a *gasp* SERIOUS ONE!!! *faints*]
"Sowwy, Awex," said the fangurls, using their secret weapon: operation chibi, "we were just talking. We're Sowwy."
//Anne! Their using chibi-ness!//
\\But that's cheating!\\
//What should I do? I... can't yell at them any more... they're too kawaii!//
\\...just act kawaii... too kawaii. TN5 will break, I know it. I heard her hurl after the over-happiness in her "Cookie" fic!!\\
Alex was startled. //I. . . don't do "kawaii," Anne.//
\\What?\\
//Don't. . . make me do it.//
\\It's our only option. Go for it!\\ Anne cut off the mind link, leaving Alex stranded.
Alex swallowed her pride (and other things. . .) and put a huge smile on her face. "That's okay, campers!" She grinned even wider. "I'm not too tired anyway! Want to play a game with me?"
TN5 hesitated for a moment; she hadn't expected a counter-attack. "Sure! What shall we play?" She decided that she could last longer than this 5000- year-old. She had her pride. . . it's over there some place. . .*waves randomly to the left*
Alex said, "Let's all sing along with my Hamtaro plushie!" She revealed a huge plush toy that was scarily happy. Alex was taking no prisoners.
The fangurls were shocked. The bishonen, who woke up when Alex entered the room, were watching with silent interest. . . and Yami was known to sober faster then the next leading mummy, so he wasn't suffering from the Hangover from The Devourer's Lair.
Yamachan*is my*man replied, "O-okay! I-it'll be. . . fun!"
Alex smiled even wider (O.O scary) and squeezed the hamster, who started to chime, "La, la, la, la, la, lalala. . ."
Alex sang too. Her voice was passable, but she was using the high-pitched voice of a hamster, so it cracked a little. The fangurls shuddered, but attempted to join in as much as possible, all with high voices. When the hamster stopped the theme of Hamtaro, Alex just squeezed it again, to the horror of everyone in the room. She had no mercy and her kawaii-ness was ebbing away into a maniacal grin (think Weevil, children). She was singing higher and higher, daring the girls to attempt to beat her. The fangurls fallowed Alex's lead. Alex was border-lining ultrasonic sound, when suddenly. . .
. . .every dog in the town of Domino came crashing into the house. German shepards, huskies, Chihuahuas, you name it, came rushing up the stairs and into the game room. . . fallowed by, to Kaiba's delight, Joey (not in yaoi way, just that you can summon him with a dog whistle. Dig?).
Joey said, not skipping a beat, "Domino's Philly CheeseSteak Pizza?"
Alex took a second to recover, then: "You. . . can be summoned by dog whistle? Is that. . . even possible?"
\\There's only one way to find out, my pasty pal!\\
//Oh, Dear Ra. . .//
\\We hafta. . .\\ Anne burst from her room, creating a wide berth in the sea of dogs, "PARTY!" Anne had changed into a black tanktop with a fishnet shirt over it, pleather pants, and her boogie shoes (which consist of white plastic and Christmas lights). "COME, COMRADES, TO THE DANCEFLOOR!" She ran into the game room and grabbed her entire company (no mean feat, seeing as there are about seven people to grab) and dragged them out of the house, abandoning the Hamtaro doll to the mercy of the dogs.
Alex, noticing the pajama-clad group, said, "Uh, Anne? I don't mean to rain on your disco parade, but d'you think that we could stop at the mall first?"
Anne, who was belting "Stayin' Alive" at the top of her lungs, paused to say, "Eh? If you insist, but Seto's paying! AH, AH, AH, AH, STAYIN' ALIVE! STAYIN' ALIVE!!"
Kaiba yelped, "WHAT? Have you SEEN Yami's receipts? Two thousand dollars for a spiky leather belt you only wore ONCE!"
Yami replied, "It was on sale. Now, If you'll excuse me, I'm driving."
"Why you?"
"Because if anyone else drives, we'll either crash or end up Tijuana."
"TO GET FATBOT SOME ACTION!!" Bellowed our authoress as she speeded into the jeep-limo-thingy (you know what I mean. . . those big-ass limos that looks like jeeps that were stretched out by the hand of God?)
"Ah." Was Kaiba's reply, after he called shotgun (he was NOT sitting backseat to YAMI, thankyouverymuch. They would duel for the choice of radio station.)
They arrived at their destination reasonably fast, due to interest in plot. Joey somehow got into the car unnoticed and fallowed them around, like a. . .well, dog. Um. . .yeah.
They all went in to buy leather clothes. They met up with Tristan, who was reeking havoc (^_^ a spelling joke! I have such a sophisticated crowd of reviewers!) on the food court, Yami Bakura, who was sending the cashiers to the Shadow Realm when they actually expect them to PAY, Malik, who was insisting that Isis should update her look and asking her to at least CONSIDER getting fashion advice from Mai ("I REFUSE to take advice from that SLUT, brother. . ." "But you look like you're wearing a sheet!" "But-" "A SHEET!"), Shadi, who was telling the manager that "No, I'm not insane, I swear that this is NOT a weapon that I was putting at that womans' head, It's a Key, sir, please believe me. . .", and Mai herself, looking in the lingerie department. Anne took it upon herself to gather them up and inform them of the party.
They all finished shopping and crowded in the extra-large-limo-type-thing (just trust me, they fit, okay?) and made their way t o the bronze. Only a select few were allowed in, as the Bronze was exclusive and new and shiny, but as soon as the bouncer (none other than Chuy Gomez) saw Anne, he let them all in; she was, after all, the authoress.
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I'm sorry, I'm too tired to continue, and no one can be funny when they are ready to lie down on the keyboard and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. . . TTFN!!! R 'n' R!!!