Link and Marth walked hand in hand threw the always-busy Hyrule Market. Link's thoughts still lingered on all the "fun" that he and Marth had, had destroying Peach's castle. When last he saw it, it looked as if it was going to cave in on it's self. He chuckled and thought, good times, good times.
Marth had stopped walking and Link stopped and looked at Marth, whose head was looking up at the blue sky. He wondered what Marth was staring at and also if Marth's hair smelled like blueberries or grapes. Marth turned and smiled at Link cheerfully.
BAM! A gossip stone landed on a random person blowing the person and itself up. Other random people ran away from the fairly small explosion, Link and Marth stood by the exit of Hyrule, waiting from something more to happen.
Suddenly a booming voice was heard overhead announced, " Random villager #36 has been killed from his own stupidity."
"町人々は愚かである", Marth declared. Link laughed and he lead Marth out of the town and into Hyrule field were Epona waited for them. Link helped Marth onto Epona's back, sitting him so he would be riding sidesaddle. Link jumped up and they rode off into the Kokiri forest.
Both Marth and Link were tired from their long day. The Kokiri instead of greeting Link ran in fear of being trampled by Epona, who would have gladly squished them and their little annoying fairies. They rode up to Link's house, which was very small and in a tree, and climb up after they got off Epona. She went after the Kokiri people threatening to run them down.
Link got up first and let Marth in to the single room house. Marth sat on the very small bed and yawned, for night was crawling upon the world quickly. Link looked around outside for little Link, but he was nowhere in sight.
"Keeya!" Link yelled in a high-pitched voice hoping for a reply. And indeed a little green boy with blonde hair came running out from the lost woods being followed by a red headed man. Marth had come out at Link's yelling to see what was going on.
"ちょっとそのRoy はないか。", Marth questioned Link as little Link ran to the bottom of the ladder.
"Dah!" Little Link cried. Link's eye twitch, but he had lost sight of Roy. He had fled the village. 'What a sick man, a pervert', Link thought to himself. Little Link climb up the ladder and ran into the house. Marth followed and Link slowly after him. Little Link laid on the bed and Marth had sat down by the table, he was looking in a jar that contained Navi, the very annoying fairy.
"彼女は呼吸に空気穴を必要としないか。?" Marth asked as he looked sadly at Navi. Link laughed cruelly, 'Opps, I forgot the air holes. Oh well.' Marth untwisted the lid and let Navi free. She weakly flew to Link who was lost in his evil thoughts and bitch slapped him than flew out the window.
"Wayah!" Link yelled in anger. He sat down next to Marth who was falling asleep like Little Link. Link sighed and put Marth's head on his shoulder to rest. This place was to small and full of freaks, not a good place for him and 'lil Link to live. He yawned widely and wrapped his arms around Marth.
What was to come, Link pondered. His head rested on that of the sleeping Marth's. How much longer must he put up with this place? His eyes closed tightly and Link smiled. Marth's hair smelled like blueberries.