Sup, worthless beings of the human variety? I've been horrible about
updating, but, BEHOLD THE EXCUSE!! BUAHA!! I've been sick with the flu, so
deal. BUAHA!! [BUAHA: officially MY WORD. Not "buaha" or "buahaha", but
"BUAHA"!! Ph34r.]
First, a word [or seven ^_^] to my faithful reviewers [62 REVIEWS!! BUAHA!!]:
tn5's friend: Thankies. However, in your second review, you said "thimes". That is officially my word now. BUAHA.
dark staranime: You love puppies? That explains A LOT...BUAHA. Yes, I put you into the story, GO ME [It took me ages though, so BAD BASIL *slap on da hand*] [Faulty Towers is DA BOMB] [don't own... yet; BUAHA.]
yamachan who used to be Mugsy but doesnt know if Mugys evolved into someone else so please explain!: I canna explain because I canna understand what you mean ^_^U. Um... I don't THINK she evolved... that's too complex of a thought for me. Uh-huh *nods*. ^_^ GO CHUY!! I watch him every Friday... I hate the other guy, you know, with the eyebrows. HE IS EVIL *makes mental note to kill Eyebrow Man*. Yeah, I live in CA [but keep it hushhush, the IRS still doesn't know that].
Kimmy Nagasaki:Queen of Games: Joey? Eh... I guess I canna kill him now... oh, foo. [Cutting down on the language] Neeheeeheee [adding the Weevil Laugh].
TypoNumber5: *GASP* Ohshit [so much for cutting down on the language] MycatjustscaredtheBEEJEEZUSoutofme. He jumped on the back of my chair and screamed at me. I had to go feed him. I am bullied by my own cat. I'm like Jon from "Garfield". Evil. My cat hates Kaiba too. He hisses at him when he talks too long. BUAHA.
Starlight Queen: I'm happy you and your yami approve. Normally it's one or the other [vis a vis EVERY FRICKIN' TIME].
Liviania: Me either. I had to abandon having Alex's head explode because she is, after all, a K.A.Y. [kick-ass-Yami] [again with the language].
rlena vamp: Okay, okay, I'll update. I've been meaning to anyway, where does the time go? *leaves computer to ask her own personal time where it went* *time doesn't know* Whatever.
Brodie and Casey: Yes, they ALL FIT. And not clown style either. Naturally. I didn't make these thingies up, ya know. They actually exist; I've seen them. And not the way I saw the sparkly little elves outside the math class, either. Naturally. BUAHA.
That all? Hope so, because I'm already pretty tired, BUT I SHAN'T GIVE IN. ONWARD!!!
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After the famous Chuy Gomez granted passage to the Authoress' group, Anne (remember? My name? Whatever, I haven't used it in, like, five chapters) took a satisfied look around. These were her people. She was in her element now. To quote Alex, "Oh, Dear Ra".
"ARE Y'ALL READY TO PHAR-TAY??!!" Anne jumped from the entryway, slid down the stairs, and started to crowd-surf. She bellowed at Alex to join her, exclaiming, "SURF'S UP, DUDE!!!", but Alex slinked away to the bar for a Screwdriver (Vodka and orange juice. Scary that I'm in 7th grade and know that? I think so). The last thing she wanted was to be carried around by a bunch of strangers on a dark, dank, and strobe-lighted dance floor.
Let's see how long she can keep that up... [BUAHA.]
Bakura, Malik, and Yami made their way to the bar as well, but were all angrily snagged by various fangurls and dragged away to dance. And bust a move they did, boy howdy. Bumpin' and grindin' like nobody's business [meow].
Mai collected her usual crowd of drooling guys [Tristan excluded, BUAHA!] and went to advise Isis on an update in wardrobe. Isis did change her look when they went shopping (leather skirt, black halter top, matching belt), but Mai was trying to talk her out of wearing her Millennium Necklace all the time ("Look, gold isn't even your color, trust me on this" "And it's Yugi's?" "Good point").
Shadi didn't even know why in the Seven Hells he was here, but due to the leather and lack of turban-wearing, he was snatched up as well. He wasn't the best dancer, but moshing isn't really dancing so much as jumping up and down and hitting people, and we all know how much our Shadi likes to hit. (A lot -_-)
Seto Kaiba (surprisingly :p) was also being drooled over. He refused to dance at first, but with a crowd of rabid fangurls that large, one doesn't really have much of a choice, ne? All he did was scowl a lot, but he always scows a lot, so, no big.
Anne had stopped her crowd surfing long enough to look for other characters in the mass of people. She had taken it upon herself to give Chuy The Bouncer a list of Duelist Losers who weren't invited (r.e: Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Maxamillion Pegusus, Bandit Keith, etc.), but thought she might just check. Joey was following at her heels until she pushed him over to a corner area with a bunch of couches (and fangurls). She wouldn't have to worry about him for a while.........
Anne quickly found Duke Devlin over at the far side of the bar, talking to two or three floozies about dice ("they're fascinating, really, come over to my place one time and I'll show you*wink*" "Haha, ooh, we're floozies"). She decided to leave him be for once; he seemed pretty boring anyway. \\Dice,\\ she sent to her yami, \\where's the appeal?\\ Her face paled a little when her yami jokingly sent her an answer. \\That's sick, Alex.\\
//Oh, shut up.//
\\Testy, are we? Ew! What'd I just say??\\
//Do I sense a private joke?//
\\SICK, SICK FRIENDS HAVE SICK, SICK MINDS!!\\
[This is an actual private joke. You try to say something normal, but you can't, really, if you hang out with my friends. Sick, sick, sick...]
Anne, after ages of continuous walking and dancing and pestering her yami to dance through their mind-link (\\Just--\\//No.//\\What if you-- \\//No.//\\How about--\\//No.//), she decided to spice things up a bit by summoning her OCs to the dance floor [You might wanna check my profile, if you haven't already. I posted back grounds for them, dig?]. She did a bit of her dance magic (Don't own Child Molester Michael Jackson), and said the magic word ("bananaphone"), and in a flash of violet light, the front door bust open, revealing...
Amber, Sven, Lia, Elle, Sydney, and the young ones (Mokuba and Serenity; I have no frickin' idea how old these people are, but they're SURELY not old (or "Olde" if you're a yami) enough to get into the club, right?).
Tristan didn't miss a beat. He almost ran over to Serenity and started going ON AND ON about how he taught Joey EVERYTHING HE KNOWS and how HE'S THE BOMB AND DUKE'S NOT [*Can't stop laughing at the absurdity* *Pauses when she realizes that she can spell "absurdity"* *Keeps on laughing*]. Duke had to throw off his floozies before he could get to Serenity, but he did eventually, and in so doing, pissed off both Tristan and Joey (from across the room... his sister sense was tingling [BUAHA]). Blah blah... nothing really going on here, iie? Anycheese...
Amber, Lia and Sven all raced to the dance floor, Amber stopping only shortly to steal Seto Kaiba's white trench coat ("HEY!!!*frownyfrown*"). Sven started doing Russian dancing [you know, the thing where it's like the can-can but your bending your knees and going really fast? That; BUAHA] and saying "Oh, jah" over and over. Why? Because that is what Sven does. That is the ultimate purpose of Sven, other than being Svennish, jah?
Lia and Amber started to get down, get funky with their bad selves, when SUDDENLY... Noah, The Blue-Haired And Shorts-Wearing Thingy of Annoyance appeared out of nowhere on the dance floor! The crowd gasped and made a really big circle around him for no apparent reason, the way crowds usually do when something happens. Amber stepped out onto the floor, wearing Kaiba's trench coat ("HEY!!!*frownyfrown*") and looking fearless.
"So, you came here to crash Anne's party?" Amber said fearlessly.
"Yes, Amber. That," replied NTBHASWTA jeeringly, "and saying 'Se-TOE' with emphasis on the 'TOE' bit."
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE 'SETO'!!!" Shrieked Lia from the crowd. She looked steamed. Amber still looked fearless. "Seto" still means "Seahorse". There ya go.
"Well, you shall not succeed being Evil and Annoying!!" claimed Amber.
"Little late, genius," Lia snorted.
"Oh, righto, I just thought that I'd stop him before he gets MORE Evil and Annoying."
"Oh, on ya go, then."
"Thankies, Monkey-ta. Live long and prosper." Amber made the "Spock" sign with her right hand and returned to NTBHASWTA. "You'll never get away with this! I challenge you to a duel!!"
Gasps from the crowd ensued. Without warning, Yami transformed into his hakiri. "All right!! I love dueling!! And translating duels into Idiot Language so even TE'A could understand them!" Exclaimed Yugi in his cute-sy voice.
"Whoa, big eyes." Lia said to fill space. [BUAHA]
"HOWEVER, I have given dueling NEW RULES!!!" Continued Amber, deepening her voice because she didn't have a yami, and you simply can't talk about dueling in a Good Voice (see every episode of Yu-Gi-Oh ever. You'll get it).
"WHAT KIND OF 'NEW RULES'?" Said Yugi [I brought him back, just so he could say that. He's so funny, I could just kill him].
"That's a stupid question," replied Amber sourly, "YOU'RE stupid. Anyway, the new rules are as such: I make up the monsters and the attack points, and the trap cards, and the magic cards, because I've never dueled before. Ever. Deal with it and fear me."
NTBHASWTA said quietly, "You could have just said 'Battle City Rules'." [My sister is positive that those duels were fixed. How could the ENTIRE GANG make it to the finals? That's almost a billion-to-one chance, dude]
The duel disks appeared out of no where. Both duelists did cool poses and chose DeckMasters because Amber thought that that whole prospect was cool. Here's the data for those who care:
Noah's LP: 4000
Noah's DM: Annoying Woodpecker (Atk points: 2500/Def. points: 3000)
Amber's LP: 4000
Amber's MD: Dark Sinsei (Atk points: 3000/Def. points: 3500) [I actually created this card using paper and a Xerox]
"For my first move," Stated Amber, "I summon Amethyst Warrior to the field in Attack Mode (AP: 1750/DP: 2000) and play the Magic Card 'Instantaneous,' which lets me attack you the second the card is played. Go, Amethyst Warrior, if you please, and attack his life points directly!!" Since Amber asked so nicely, Amethyst Warrior went and sliced away 750 of Noah's LP.
"Wait a minute! That doesn't figure out right!" Yugi complained from the sidelines.
"Oh, shut up!" Snapped Lia. "Who in LaLaLand said it would?"
Amber guiltily raised her hand.
"Focus on the duel, I'll deal with you later," Scolded Lia.
"Okies, SpiderBrain. I place one card face down and end my turn, NTBHASWTA." And in so doing, every face in the crowd turned to NTBHASWTA.
"Okay, I think I understand your angle now," sneered NTBHASWTA annoyingly. "I summon Jeering Loser in defense mode! (AP:1500/DF: 2000) I also place two cards face down and end my turn."
Yugi was pouting at this point. This whole thing made no sense whatsoever and it bugged him. He was the King of Games, for cryin' out loud, and he didn't even understand who had the upper hand here. He'll just have to eat ice cream later; that makes everything better.
"Alright. I reveal my face-down card, 'Mummification'!! It turns any one of my monsters into a mummy!" She watched her Warrior grow older and get covered in linen bandages.
"What purpose does that serve?" asked NTBHASWTA.
"It looks cool! And, it raises my Warrior's Attack Points by 800! Say 'goodbye' to your Jeering Loser! Amethyst Warrior, GEMSTONE DISCO LIGHT BLAST!!" Amber's new mummy limped over to the other side of the field and lazily kicked the Jeering Loser in the shin. The Loser started to cry and was destroyed, leaving Noah with 2500 LP.
"HAH!! You activated my trap card, 'Tattletale!'" Laughed Noah. "I now get to summon my Jeering Loser again and attack you directly!" As Noah's Jeering Loser ran over to Amber and tried to step on her foot, Amber activated her DeckMaster's special ability: "Dodge the Stupid". Amber leapt from harm and her Dark Sinsei slapped the Jeering Loser on the hand and scolded it, thus destroying it. Noah was now down to 2000 LP.
"Unfortunately, in order to activate my DeckMaster's special ability, I had to skip my turn," explained Amber to the baffled audience, "so Noah's back in the saddle, dig?"
NTBHASWTA cackled, "I only need one turn, you fool! I knew that you would activate your Dark Sinsei all along! You've been playing right into the palm of my hand!"
"I can accept that. Forgive and forget, brother," Cried Amber, "but do you have a plan to destroy me?"
"Um... no. Sort of forgot that part." NTBHASWTA blushed.
"Whatever. Since I'm in utter control of this duel, I automatically win. YAY!" Amber did her victory dance as Noah's LP turned to zero due to lack of Authoress interest [can ya dig it?].
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO... I'm MEEEEEEEEEEEEELTING!!" Bellowed NTBHASWTA.
"No, you just want attention," Sneered Lia.
"Aw, man..." NTBHASWTA left the Bronze, and all was well...
...for about two seconds...
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Another cliffie because I'm tired again. I seem to tire easily, ne? R 'N' R, MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING!!!
First, a word [or seven ^_^] to my faithful reviewers [62 REVIEWS!! BUAHA!!]:
tn5's friend: Thankies. However, in your second review, you said "thimes". That is officially my word now. BUAHA.
dark staranime: You love puppies? That explains A LOT...BUAHA. Yes, I put you into the story, GO ME [It took me ages though, so BAD BASIL *slap on da hand*] [Faulty Towers is DA BOMB] [don't own... yet; BUAHA.]
yamachan who used to be Mugsy but doesnt know if Mugys evolved into someone else so please explain!: I canna explain because I canna understand what you mean ^_^U. Um... I don't THINK she evolved... that's too complex of a thought for me. Uh-huh *nods*. ^_^ GO CHUY!! I watch him every Friday... I hate the other guy, you know, with the eyebrows. HE IS EVIL *makes mental note to kill Eyebrow Man*. Yeah, I live in CA [but keep it hushhush, the IRS still doesn't know that].
Kimmy Nagasaki:Queen of Games: Joey? Eh... I guess I canna kill him now... oh, foo. [Cutting down on the language] Neeheeeheee [adding the Weevil Laugh].
TypoNumber5: *GASP* Ohshit [so much for cutting down on the language] MycatjustscaredtheBEEJEEZUSoutofme. He jumped on the back of my chair and screamed at me. I had to go feed him. I am bullied by my own cat. I'm like Jon from "Garfield". Evil. My cat hates Kaiba too. He hisses at him when he talks too long. BUAHA.
Starlight Queen: I'm happy you and your yami approve. Normally it's one or the other [vis a vis EVERY FRICKIN' TIME].
Liviania: Me either. I had to abandon having Alex's head explode because she is, after all, a K.A.Y. [kick-ass-Yami] [again with the language].
rlena vamp: Okay, okay, I'll update. I've been meaning to anyway, where does the time go? *leaves computer to ask her own personal time where it went* *time doesn't know* Whatever.
Brodie and Casey: Yes, they ALL FIT. And not clown style either. Naturally. I didn't make these thingies up, ya know. They actually exist; I've seen them. And not the way I saw the sparkly little elves outside the math class, either. Naturally. BUAHA.
That all? Hope so, because I'm already pretty tired, BUT I SHAN'T GIVE IN. ONWARD!!!
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After the famous Chuy Gomez granted passage to the Authoress' group, Anne (remember? My name? Whatever, I haven't used it in, like, five chapters) took a satisfied look around. These were her people. She was in her element now. To quote Alex, "Oh, Dear Ra".
"ARE Y'ALL READY TO PHAR-TAY??!!" Anne jumped from the entryway, slid down the stairs, and started to crowd-surf. She bellowed at Alex to join her, exclaiming, "SURF'S UP, DUDE!!!", but Alex slinked away to the bar for a Screwdriver (Vodka and orange juice. Scary that I'm in 7th grade and know that? I think so). The last thing she wanted was to be carried around by a bunch of strangers on a dark, dank, and strobe-lighted dance floor.
Let's see how long she can keep that up... [BUAHA.]
Bakura, Malik, and Yami made their way to the bar as well, but were all angrily snagged by various fangurls and dragged away to dance. And bust a move they did, boy howdy. Bumpin' and grindin' like nobody's business [meow].
Mai collected her usual crowd of drooling guys [Tristan excluded, BUAHA!] and went to advise Isis on an update in wardrobe. Isis did change her look when they went shopping (leather skirt, black halter top, matching belt), but Mai was trying to talk her out of wearing her Millennium Necklace all the time ("Look, gold isn't even your color, trust me on this" "And it's Yugi's?" "Good point").
Shadi didn't even know why in the Seven Hells he was here, but due to the leather and lack of turban-wearing, he was snatched up as well. He wasn't the best dancer, but moshing isn't really dancing so much as jumping up and down and hitting people, and we all know how much our Shadi likes to hit. (A lot -_-)
Seto Kaiba (surprisingly :p) was also being drooled over. He refused to dance at first, but with a crowd of rabid fangurls that large, one doesn't really have much of a choice, ne? All he did was scowl a lot, but he always scows a lot, so, no big.
Anne had stopped her crowd surfing long enough to look for other characters in the mass of people. She had taken it upon herself to give Chuy The Bouncer a list of Duelist Losers who weren't invited (r.e: Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Maxamillion Pegusus, Bandit Keith, etc.), but thought she might just check. Joey was following at her heels until she pushed him over to a corner area with a bunch of couches (and fangurls). She wouldn't have to worry about him for a while.........
Anne quickly found Duke Devlin over at the far side of the bar, talking to two or three floozies about dice ("they're fascinating, really, come over to my place one time and I'll show you*wink*" "Haha, ooh, we're floozies"). She decided to leave him be for once; he seemed pretty boring anyway. \\Dice,\\ she sent to her yami, \\where's the appeal?\\ Her face paled a little when her yami jokingly sent her an answer. \\That's sick, Alex.\\
//Oh, shut up.//
\\Testy, are we? Ew! What'd I just say??\\
//Do I sense a private joke?//
\\SICK, SICK FRIENDS HAVE SICK, SICK MINDS!!\\
[This is an actual private joke. You try to say something normal, but you can't, really, if you hang out with my friends. Sick, sick, sick...]
Anne, after ages of continuous walking and dancing and pestering her yami to dance through their mind-link (\\Just--\\//No.//\\What if you-- \\//No.//\\How about--\\//No.//), she decided to spice things up a bit by summoning her OCs to the dance floor [You might wanna check my profile, if you haven't already. I posted back grounds for them, dig?]. She did a bit of her dance magic (Don't own Child Molester Michael Jackson), and said the magic word ("bananaphone"), and in a flash of violet light, the front door bust open, revealing...
Amber, Sven, Lia, Elle, Sydney, and the young ones (Mokuba and Serenity; I have no frickin' idea how old these people are, but they're SURELY not old (or "Olde" if you're a yami) enough to get into the club, right?).
Tristan didn't miss a beat. He almost ran over to Serenity and started going ON AND ON about how he taught Joey EVERYTHING HE KNOWS and how HE'S THE BOMB AND DUKE'S NOT [*Can't stop laughing at the absurdity* *Pauses when she realizes that she can spell "absurdity"* *Keeps on laughing*]. Duke had to throw off his floozies before he could get to Serenity, but he did eventually, and in so doing, pissed off both Tristan and Joey (from across the room... his sister sense was tingling [BUAHA]). Blah blah... nothing really going on here, iie? Anycheese...
Amber, Lia and Sven all raced to the dance floor, Amber stopping only shortly to steal Seto Kaiba's white trench coat ("HEY!!!*frownyfrown*"). Sven started doing Russian dancing [you know, the thing where it's like the can-can but your bending your knees and going really fast? That; BUAHA] and saying "Oh, jah" over and over. Why? Because that is what Sven does. That is the ultimate purpose of Sven, other than being Svennish, jah?
Lia and Amber started to get down, get funky with their bad selves, when SUDDENLY... Noah, The Blue-Haired And Shorts-Wearing Thingy of Annoyance appeared out of nowhere on the dance floor! The crowd gasped and made a really big circle around him for no apparent reason, the way crowds usually do when something happens. Amber stepped out onto the floor, wearing Kaiba's trench coat ("HEY!!!*frownyfrown*") and looking fearless.
"So, you came here to crash Anne's party?" Amber said fearlessly.
"Yes, Amber. That," replied NTBHASWTA jeeringly, "and saying 'Se-TOE' with emphasis on the 'TOE' bit."
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE 'SETO'!!!" Shrieked Lia from the crowd. She looked steamed. Amber still looked fearless. "Seto" still means "Seahorse". There ya go.
"Well, you shall not succeed being Evil and Annoying!!" claimed Amber.
"Little late, genius," Lia snorted.
"Oh, righto, I just thought that I'd stop him before he gets MORE Evil and Annoying."
"Oh, on ya go, then."
"Thankies, Monkey-ta. Live long and prosper." Amber made the "Spock" sign with her right hand and returned to NTBHASWTA. "You'll never get away with this! I challenge you to a duel!!"
Gasps from the crowd ensued. Without warning, Yami transformed into his hakiri. "All right!! I love dueling!! And translating duels into Idiot Language so even TE'A could understand them!" Exclaimed Yugi in his cute-sy voice.
"Whoa, big eyes." Lia said to fill space. [BUAHA]
"HOWEVER, I have given dueling NEW RULES!!!" Continued Amber, deepening her voice because she didn't have a yami, and you simply can't talk about dueling in a Good Voice (see every episode of Yu-Gi-Oh ever. You'll get it).
"WHAT KIND OF 'NEW RULES'?" Said Yugi [I brought him back, just so he could say that. He's so funny, I could just kill him].
"That's a stupid question," replied Amber sourly, "YOU'RE stupid. Anyway, the new rules are as such: I make up the monsters and the attack points, and the trap cards, and the magic cards, because I've never dueled before. Ever. Deal with it and fear me."
NTBHASWTA said quietly, "You could have just said 'Battle City Rules'." [My sister is positive that those duels were fixed. How could the ENTIRE GANG make it to the finals? That's almost a billion-to-one chance, dude]
The duel disks appeared out of no where. Both duelists did cool poses and chose DeckMasters because Amber thought that that whole prospect was cool. Here's the data for those who care:
Noah's LP: 4000
Noah's DM: Annoying Woodpecker (Atk points: 2500/Def. points: 3000)
Amber's LP: 4000
Amber's MD: Dark Sinsei (Atk points: 3000/Def. points: 3500) [I actually created this card using paper and a Xerox]
"For my first move," Stated Amber, "I summon Amethyst Warrior to the field in Attack Mode (AP: 1750/DP: 2000) and play the Magic Card 'Instantaneous,' which lets me attack you the second the card is played. Go, Amethyst Warrior, if you please, and attack his life points directly!!" Since Amber asked so nicely, Amethyst Warrior went and sliced away 750 of Noah's LP.
"Wait a minute! That doesn't figure out right!" Yugi complained from the sidelines.
"Oh, shut up!" Snapped Lia. "Who in LaLaLand said it would?"
Amber guiltily raised her hand.
"Focus on the duel, I'll deal with you later," Scolded Lia.
"Okies, SpiderBrain. I place one card face down and end my turn, NTBHASWTA." And in so doing, every face in the crowd turned to NTBHASWTA.
"Okay, I think I understand your angle now," sneered NTBHASWTA annoyingly. "I summon Jeering Loser in defense mode! (AP:1500/DF: 2000) I also place two cards face down and end my turn."
Yugi was pouting at this point. This whole thing made no sense whatsoever and it bugged him. He was the King of Games, for cryin' out loud, and he didn't even understand who had the upper hand here. He'll just have to eat ice cream later; that makes everything better.
"Alright. I reveal my face-down card, 'Mummification'!! It turns any one of my monsters into a mummy!" She watched her Warrior grow older and get covered in linen bandages.
"What purpose does that serve?" asked NTBHASWTA.
"It looks cool! And, it raises my Warrior's Attack Points by 800! Say 'goodbye' to your Jeering Loser! Amethyst Warrior, GEMSTONE DISCO LIGHT BLAST!!" Amber's new mummy limped over to the other side of the field and lazily kicked the Jeering Loser in the shin. The Loser started to cry and was destroyed, leaving Noah with 2500 LP.
"HAH!! You activated my trap card, 'Tattletale!'" Laughed Noah. "I now get to summon my Jeering Loser again and attack you directly!" As Noah's Jeering Loser ran over to Amber and tried to step on her foot, Amber activated her DeckMaster's special ability: "Dodge the Stupid". Amber leapt from harm and her Dark Sinsei slapped the Jeering Loser on the hand and scolded it, thus destroying it. Noah was now down to 2000 LP.
"Unfortunately, in order to activate my DeckMaster's special ability, I had to skip my turn," explained Amber to the baffled audience, "so Noah's back in the saddle, dig?"
NTBHASWTA cackled, "I only need one turn, you fool! I knew that you would activate your Dark Sinsei all along! You've been playing right into the palm of my hand!"
"I can accept that. Forgive and forget, brother," Cried Amber, "but do you have a plan to destroy me?"
"Um... no. Sort of forgot that part." NTBHASWTA blushed.
"Whatever. Since I'm in utter control of this duel, I automatically win. YAY!" Amber did her victory dance as Noah's LP turned to zero due to lack of Authoress interest [can ya dig it?].
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO... I'm MEEEEEEEEEEEEELTING!!" Bellowed NTBHASWTA.
"No, you just want attention," Sneered Lia.
"Aw, man..." NTBHASWTA left the Bronze, and all was well...
...for about two seconds...
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Another cliffie because I'm tired again. I seem to tire easily, ne? R 'N' R, MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING!!!