Marth lay asleep his small bed that Kirby had proved him. A pale stream of moon light poured onto him illuminating his face. His complexion could be seen very well.

Link walked silently past Marth, temptation to kiss Marth was taking over. How easy it would be, but how it would wake him up. Link continued to sneak past Marth to the stairs. Down the stairs he crept and out the front door.

He felt horrible about leaving Marth behind, but he needed a drink. Link raised a hand up and was teleported to the Corneria. He appears inside the ship at an elevator. A sign on the ship show what's on each level. Link walked inside and pressed the number 5 button. The elevator jolts than begins to move upward. Lame elevator music plays as it moves up, each level getting a ding. Finally he reaches the fifth level.

He walks into a large colorful bar. The room is almost empty except for a few characters who were enjoying their drinks and the karaoke. Link walks up to the counter where Falco is cleaning a glass.

"Hey, Link long time no see. What can I get for you?" Falco asked the restless Link. He tried to moo like a cow but it came out more like a moan.

"Uh…one order of Lon Lon Milk coming up", Falco said as he turned and looked for a glass of milk. Link looked over at the stage were Captain Falcon stood singing Billie Jean in a white and pink outfit. His voice could have broken all the glassed if he sang any higher.

"Here's your milk Link", Falco said as he handed the drink to Link. He lowered his voice and looked over at Falcon out of the corner of his eyes, "Man he keeps on singing '80 songs and he sucks at it. I wish someone else would go up."

Link looked at him and grunted confusedly.

"Well, he's dressed like that because he's proud to be gay. And he's a little prick if you ask me. He's hit on every guy in the bar this night, with the exception of you. He thinks that he can pick them up by telling them about his lame car", Falco said as Falcon finished his song. He walked off stage and sat next to Link.

"Two drinks for me and the pretty gent, extra strong", Falcon said as he adjusted himself. Link took a drink of his milk and was full of energy. Falco brought over the drinks and placed them in front of Falcon who pushed one in front of Link.

"Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!" Falcon said as he placed an arm around Link. Link growled at him and hit his hand off his shoulder.

Falcon cleared his throat and tried again, "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?" Link put his hand on the hilt of his sword and WAM! Falcon went flying. Link looked confusedly as Zelda sat down next to him.

"Hey Link. How are you doing?" Zelda asked as she took a drink of the beer Falcon had purchase. Link grunted and than smiled, "Heh." Zelda covered her mouth in shock.

"Link I never knew that about you. Oh now I feel like a fool", Zelda stated as she blushed, "But Marth is a good guy. I'm sure you two will be really happy togeth-" Zelda sneezed and lots of blue stars surrounded her and she turned into Sheik. Link fell of his chair and just in time. For Sheik threw five needles at where he was sitting.

"I'll get you, you heartbreaking JERK", she yelled as she lunged at him. Link rolled and got up and started running around Sheik at his heels.

"HEY! No fighting in the bar", Falco yelled. Sheik stopped and looked at him and threw 20 needles at him. Falco ducked and she broke several glasses. Link seeing his advantage grabbed pepper of the closest table and threw it on Sheik. She took in deep breaths than sneezed again.

The blue stars returned and she turned back into Zelda.

"Opps! I'll pay for that Falco", she said as she walked over to the counter. Link looked around. Fox was up on stage singing or his attempt at singing.

"That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and rakes and everything. I am very afraid…" Fox sang to the music of Like a Virgin. Falco had moved over to the stage and was trying to get the drunken Fox off. Link looked and saw several townspeople sitting at tables laughing and Falcon sitting with Marth!

Link blinked for his eyes were deceiving him. He walked a little closer and saw the two practically making out at the table. Link ran over and kicked the table and yelled, "TWSEEYA!"

Marth jumped up and started yelling at Link, "私と怒っているなぜあるか? 行ったかだれがZelda の家に1 才である!"Link looked at him confused.

"今私を私許せば"演劇"私のボーイフレンドが付いている行く行っている", and with that Marth and Falcon walked into the elevator and left. Link fell to his knees and began to weep. What had he done to deserve this? Marth dumped him for that prick Falcon because he thought Link was cheating on him with Zelda... Link looked over at Zelda, "SWYA!"

She walked over, a sad look upon her face, "I'm sorry Link. I was really jealous, and had already found out about you and Marth from Peach" Zelda kneeled next to him, "I swear I'll try and make things better. It's my fault. I will go find him before anything happens between him and Falcon." And with that she got up and left.

Link continued to cry. Fox began to sing, "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..." to the make out song in FFX.

"Shut up!" Falco yelled as he walked over to Link. He held out a hand and helped Link up. Link hugged Falco, who was not expecting a hug, and hugged him in return. Link's dream seemed to be coming true. Wait if his dream was coming true… he looked franticly around for any mad chickens.