Pirates Aren't Perfect
By SingingNun
Will Turner breathed in the cool air. It was the start of a new day, and there was not a cloud in the sky. "Hey Jack, give me a hand, would ya? I can't get this darn sail up. Whoa, ahh, AHHHGGH!" Will toppled off the side of the swaying ship in the wind. "AHHHHHHGGGGG!" SPLASH! He landed on his back in the splashing ocean. Jack looked over the edge of the ship. All he could see was the wet and straggly head of the newest member of his crew. Jack sighed heavily. "I guess we'll have to drop the row boat. Gibbs!" he shouted. As if by magic, Gibbs appeared from below deck. "Yes, Jack?" he asked, sleepily. "No sense wakin' a pirate from his sleep, so it must be important." "Uh, yeah, important," Jack cleared his throat loudly. "Will just fell off the side of the ship." "Shiver me timbers! We mus' do somethin'!" So, the two pirates pushed over the rowboat. Unfortunately, it landed upside down. "Oh, blast it! Now what do we do, Jack?" Gibbs asked, seeming annoyed. "Now, we must save a man's life!" Jack reached for a length of rope, but slipped on a banana peel. "Wooohhgg!" Jack yelled as he flew into the air. He went so high in fact, that he made a hole in the ship. "Ahhhggh!" THUD. Jack landed in the lower deck. "Blast it again!" shouted Gibbs. "I guess I'll be the lifesaver, here!" Gibbs grabbed some rope, threw it down the side of the ship, and yelled, "Will! WILL! GRAB THE ROPE!" Will wrapped his pale, white fingers around the rope. "PULL ME UP!" he yelled. Gibbs finally had Will up on the side of the ship. Will practically jumped over the side, and falls through the hole that Jack had make. "AHHHGG!" screamed Will. "You're on my leg," said Jack. "Blast it," sighed Gibbs.
Will Turner breathed in the cool air. It was the start of a new day, and there was not a cloud in the sky. "Hey Jack, give me a hand, would ya? I can't get this darn sail up. Whoa, ahh, AHHHGGH!" Will toppled off the side of the swaying ship in the wind. "AHHHHHHGGGGG!" SPLASH! He landed on his back in the splashing ocean. Jack looked over the edge of the ship. All he could see was the wet and straggly head of the newest member of his crew. Jack sighed heavily. "I guess we'll have to drop the row boat. Gibbs!" he shouted. As if by magic, Gibbs appeared from below deck. "Yes, Jack?" he asked, sleepily. "No sense wakin' a pirate from his sleep, so it must be important." "Uh, yeah, important," Jack cleared his throat loudly. "Will just fell off the side of the ship." "Shiver me timbers! We mus' do somethin'!" So, the two pirates pushed over the rowboat. Unfortunately, it landed upside down. "Oh, blast it! Now what do we do, Jack?" Gibbs asked, seeming annoyed. "Now, we must save a man's life!" Jack reached for a length of rope, but slipped on a banana peel. "Wooohhgg!" Jack yelled as he flew into the air. He went so high in fact, that he made a hole in the ship. "Ahhhggh!" THUD. Jack landed in the lower deck. "Blast it again!" shouted Gibbs. "I guess I'll be the lifesaver, here!" Gibbs grabbed some rope, threw it down the side of the ship, and yelled, "Will! WILL! GRAB THE ROPE!" Will wrapped his pale, white fingers around the rope. "PULL ME UP!" he yelled. Gibbs finally had Will up on the side of the ship. Will practically jumped over the side, and falls through the hole that Jack had make. "AHHHGG!" screamed Will. "You're on my leg," said Jack. "Blast it," sighed Gibbs.