I do not own the rights to the Mario characters. If I did, I would be rich
and laugh at all you sad people who actually read the disclaimer in attempt
to get rid of me! Why do you hate me? You make me cry! :-(
It was a horrible day in Mushroom Kingdom, for there was only one pretzel left!
Luigi: Ahh! There is only one pretzel left!
Peach: Cut, cut, cut. Luigi, that's Mario's line.
Luigi: But there is only one pretzel left!
Peach: Nice try. You can't get Mario's role in The Last Pretzel: Episode 1, even if you try to make yourself shorter.
Luigi: I am telling you that the anvil that fell on me wasn't me! It was the butterfly! The butterfly I tell you! But that's beside the point. What I am trying to say is that there is only one pretzel left on the snack tray!
Peach: (Looking at the tray) OMG! There is only one left! Who would do such a thing?!
Meanwhile 5 minutes ago-
Koopa Kid: (over radio) okay Bowser, there are five butterscotch Danishes, eight casseroles, five Boston cream filled donuts, and two pretzels. Which should I take to upset them the most?
Bowser: (over radio) the...pretzel! (Dum dum dum)
Back to present time-
Peach: This looks like a jorb for-
Luigi: Did you say jorb?
Peach: I meant job, damn it!
Luigi: Fine.
Peach: This looks like a job for...
Mario: I saved you the strain of saying my name by coming over here.
Peach: Screw you! I meant me!
Luigi & Mario: 0__o Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- 3 minutes later-
Luigi & Mario: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay go, less work for us.
Peach: Well, I'm out of here! Quick to the Peach mobile! (Ghostbusters theme (Which I do not own starts to play))
Peach: (Singing)
When there's trouble,
In the neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
Princess Peach!
When there's something strange,
And it don't look good,
Who you gonna call?
Princess Peach!
(Music Stops)
At the Peach Mobile-
Peach: Hmm, there is a note here on my car, and it is attached by a knife.
Note Reads:
Dear Super Peach,
I hope you don't know who I am. Meet me at the top of Doom, Despair, and Happiness Volcano in 2 minutes and we will discuss the terms of which you will get your precious pretzel back. Remember, I am anonymous
Sincerely, The knife throwing Koopa kid
Peach: oh crap! I got to hurry!
At the top of Doom Despair, and Happiness Volcano 2 minutes and 30 seconds later-
Knife Throwing Koopa Kid (KTKK): You're late.
Peach: Yes, the intern at the drive through was slow. They gave me free fries though. Why do they call the volcano happiness though?
KTKK: Because there is a gumball machine on the other side.
Peach: oh. I never knew.
KTKK: Anyways, I will give you your pretzel back on one condition.
Peach: Yes?
KTKK: We get Luigi.
Peach: meh. Fine with me.
And so, Peach saved the pretzel, and Luigi got turned into a slave, making this a happy ending.
It was a horrible day in Mushroom Kingdom, for there was only one pretzel left!
Luigi: Ahh! There is only one pretzel left!
Peach: Cut, cut, cut. Luigi, that's Mario's line.
Luigi: But there is only one pretzel left!
Peach: Nice try. You can't get Mario's role in The Last Pretzel: Episode 1, even if you try to make yourself shorter.
Luigi: I am telling you that the anvil that fell on me wasn't me! It was the butterfly! The butterfly I tell you! But that's beside the point. What I am trying to say is that there is only one pretzel left on the snack tray!
Peach: (Looking at the tray) OMG! There is only one left! Who would do such a thing?!
Meanwhile 5 minutes ago-
Koopa Kid: (over radio) okay Bowser, there are five butterscotch Danishes, eight casseroles, five Boston cream filled donuts, and two pretzels. Which should I take to upset them the most?
Bowser: (over radio) the...pretzel! (Dum dum dum)
Back to present time-
Peach: This looks like a jorb for-
Luigi: Did you say jorb?
Peach: I meant job, damn it!
Luigi: Fine.
Peach: This looks like a job for...
Mario: I saved you the strain of saying my name by coming over here.
Peach: Screw you! I meant me!
Luigi & Mario: 0__o Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- 3 minutes later-
Luigi & Mario: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay go, less work for us.
Peach: Well, I'm out of here! Quick to the Peach mobile! (Ghostbusters theme (Which I do not own starts to play))
Peach: (Singing)
When there's trouble,
In the neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
Princess Peach!
When there's something strange,
And it don't look good,
Who you gonna call?
Princess Peach!
(Music Stops)
At the Peach Mobile-
Peach: Hmm, there is a note here on my car, and it is attached by a knife.
Note Reads:
Dear Super Peach,
I hope you don't know who I am. Meet me at the top of Doom, Despair, and Happiness Volcano in 2 minutes and we will discuss the terms of which you will get your precious pretzel back. Remember, I am anonymous
Sincerely, The knife throwing Koopa kid
Peach: oh crap! I got to hurry!
At the top of Doom Despair, and Happiness Volcano 2 minutes and 30 seconds later-
Knife Throwing Koopa Kid (KTKK): You're late.
Peach: Yes, the intern at the drive through was slow. They gave me free fries though. Why do they call the volcano happiness though?
KTKK: Because there is a gumball machine on the other side.
Peach: oh. I never knew.
KTKK: Anyways, I will give you your pretzel back on one condition.
Peach: Yes?
KTKK: We get Luigi.
Peach: meh. Fine with me.
And so, Peach saved the pretzel, and Luigi got turned into a slave, making this a happy ending.