Don't own… don't want to own this character… too scary…
Interview with Haru
(…) thinking
*…* action
Hikari: Hello, everyone! Since I don't understand Haru enough to write a short story about him or a mixed point of view story, I've decided to interview him first. I also don't really know where to begin… umm… First of all, are you White or Black Haru?
Haru: I guess you can say that I'm White at the moment.
Hikari: Okay then! (What a relief! Black Haru is too terrifying!) Umm… how can anyone have such bad directions?
Haru: I don't know. It doesn't really mean anything to me as long as I get to where I'm going.
Hikari: Oh… Next question: Who's your favorite relative? *sweatdrops* (what a stupid question!)
Haru: Yuki-chan, of course.
*silence*
Hikari: Umm… don't you mean… Yuki-kun? *receives death glare from Haru* Uh, nevermind! Okay, how 'bout this one… who do you fight with more: Yuki-kun or Kyo? (Ack! Another one!)
Haru: Kyo.
Hikari: (oh what a tangled web we weave) *sweatdrops* (why'd I think of that? Stay on focus crazy mind!) How 'bout… favorite color?
Haru: Indigo.
Hikari: (such confusion… stay on focus!) Least favorite animal?
Haru: Cats in general. Including Kyo and Kung fu kitty a.k.a. Sweetheart. (AN: Sweetheart is Shiara Ramone's pet kitten, the ankle attacker)
Hikari: …Are you… bored?
Haru: No… why?
Hikari: You're not in Black mode. I'm glad.
Haru: Why would I…
Hikari: (good thing I'm wearing a disguise as an interviewer… otherwise, he'd kill me.) If you were in Black mode, this would be switched to PG13. I don't wanna do that till much later stories.
Haru: Hey! You're her!!!
Hikari: *sweatdrops* Uh oh…
To be Continued