St. Patrick's Day Madness
Sorry I'm so late! I spent the weekend with family!
To Sparky Genocide: No, Toad is not a Cassidy. Remember what Virus said, he hoped to convince the leprechaun that Todd was a Cassidy. Virus wanted to trick the leprechaun into believeing Toad was a Cassidy.
To Descendant: Thank you for letting me borrow Omega. I hope I'll do him justice. I plan to feature him in a fic based on GI Joe: The Movie. I had become a recent reader of "Brotherhood Evolution" and I do love the fic. You can use any OC I created or will create in your fic. I do have an idea for a suggestion: Your own version of the West Coast Misfits (Siryn, Wildstar, Velocity, Thunderbird, Rictor, Thunderbolt, Rusty Collins/Flamefist (In place of Sunfire), and Skids). Perhaps maybe feature them as a team assembled by the UN to help keep peace around the world under a different name.
To Wizard1: I read the new chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party!" I loved your versions of Paul and Craig Starr! What do you have planned next? Oh yeah, and Wizard1, Althea, Wanda, and Amanda never did get crushes on the Starchild. I do love your versions of my characters, and maybe we can eventually see your take on the formation of the West Coast Misfits. It is possible Virus is a schizophrenic, but the Dreadnoks don't notice that.
To Red Witch: I read the latest chapters of "No Mutant is an Island". I love them! They were great! I think John Proudstar just may survive being an instructor at the Xavier Institute.
It's Profile Time Again! This time, we take a look at the leader of the first Misfit team, the wild 'n' crazy Wavedancer!
Wavedancer
Real Name: Althea Delgado
Allegiance: Misfits (East Coast Team Leader)
Powers: Althea can psionically take control of water molecules and manipulate water. At first, her water-manipulation was simplistic, but thanks to help from fellow Misfit Pyro, Al's skills have greatly increased to the point where she can shape water into objects. Her mutant physiology causes her to turn light blue in salt water for camouflage. She also has two respiratory systems that take over at different times: On land, she had standard lungs. In water, her body automatically shunts to gills. Her hands are slightly webbed.
Birthplace: The Pit
Bio: The first child of GI Joe member Hector Delgado, codename Shipwreck, and a mutated Cobra trooper named Mara, Al grew up on a military base, trained in martial arts since the day she could walk. Her life changed after the birth of her little brother Claudius. Mara was horrified by little boy's seal-like mutation, and during a mission in Atlantis, she abandoned the Delgados for an Atlantean noble. Althea still has some bitterness about it.
Her life turned for the better when she met Todd Tolensky, codename Toad. Abandoned by Magneto, Toad was left to die before being discovered by GI Joe. Al befriended Todd and the two eventually fell in love. They're still together, and after Toad's old Brotherhood team-mates Avalanche, Blob, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver ended up in GI Joe care, she became leader of the Misfits by "default". Al continues to lead the team, even though the team has expanded over time to include Xi, Starchild, Darkstar, Pyro, Red Dragon, and Lila Cheney.
Note: Althea is jealously overprotective of Todd (She's given him the pet name "Toddles". Toad has tried to get her to stop calling him that because it embarrasses him, but he's long given up). One time, she tried to put the entire Bayville High cheerleading squad in the hospital because they made derisive comments about him.
Chapter 3: New People and More Torture!
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(Over Bayville)
A figure watched over the now-sleepy town. He was a short, fat, rather ugly little man, with a mane of bright red hair. He was clad in a garish green-and-white suit with a big green bowtie, and a matching top hat.
"Oh, I can smell 'em…" The figure snarled, his voice carrying an Irish brogue. His yellow eyes flashed wild with vengeance. "I can smell the blood of those filthy Cassidys a mile away!" He took a big sniff of the air. "Oh, there's only two here. A man and his daughter. Oh, I'll make those two pay for their ancestors' deeds! No one traps me in a slab!"
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(X-Mansion)
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SOON-TO-BE-DEAD PLONKERS SET FIRE TO MY ROOM?!" An English-accented voice screamed. The source stomped into the yard, and Pyro hid: A beautiful blonde 16-year old with blue-green eyes. It was obvious she was related to Bree because they looked kind of alike. Her hair had purple tips. She was clad in a uniform similar to Kitty's, only it was dark purple with light purple instead of black with blue. Her name was Elisabeth Braddock, but her telepathic abilities gave her the codename Psylocke. Members of the three teams were sitting around. Betsy blinked as she saw a whistling Lila walk by, carrying a pipe over her shoulder, and dragging Sam by the hair behind her. Cannonball had a goofy grin on his face, and stars were flying around his head. Lila shot Betsy a puzzled look.
"What?" She shrugged. Lila then went along on her way, resuming her whistling.
"Don't mind Lila, she does that all the time." Ace snickered. He, Rahne, Toshi, and Ali were playing Uno.
"Yeah, she's nuts about Sam." Craig rolled his eyes. He and Paul were tuning their instruments, a bass and a lead guitar, while John hid and Wanda was messing around with a Rubik's Cube. Kurt and Bobby were playing Battleship.
"E4!!!" Kurt grinned.
"Awww, you sunk my battleship!" Bobby exclaimed.
"A-HEM!!!!" Betsy coughed. Kurt and Bobby quickly looked up.
"We haven't seen hide or hair of anyone." Ace said.
"Ask Pyro, he might--?" Ali looked over and noticed the insane Aussie pyrokinetic was gone. "Pyro? St. John? Hello? Where are you, man?" Betsy looked rather suspicious.
"I am a telepath, you know." Betsy crossed her arms and tapped her foot. "Now I maybe a rich girl, and I may like a good practical joke as much as the next person, but I consider setting fire to someone's room a dangerous and low thing to do!"
"I couldn't help it!!!!" Betsy heard an Australian-accented voice scream like he was about to cry. "It kept talking to me!! It kept saying burn it! Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!! BURN IT!!! BURN IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" John screamed. He started crying, revealing himself. Betsy blinked in amazement.
Man, Pietro was not joking? That's St. John Allerdyce? Man, Pyro is a psycho! Betsy blinked. "You set my room on fire?" John grinned.
"It was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!" John giggled madly.
"COME HERE AND DIE, PSYCHO BOY!!!" Psylocke started strangling Pyro. Ace Starr and Toshiro Yashida immediately raced to the two and separated them.
"Easy, Psy-girl! John didn't mean it!" Ace said to Betsy in attempt to calm her down.
"She's working for the dryer fairies!" John exclaimed in horror as Toshiro held him back.
"Somebody get Pyro's juice! He's having another freakout!" Craig called.
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(Bayville High)
The Bayville High football team was practicing their championship plays in the empty football field. The Evil Leprechaun, which is what we're calling him for now until someone finds out his name, watched from underneath the bleachers.
"Hee hee hee!" He giggled maniacally. "I may want vengeance on the family Cassidy for entrapping me in that slab in centuries old, I guess along my way, it wouldn't hurt to show these boyos a hazing!" He grinned. The Evil Leprechaun chanted something in Ancient Gaelic. Meanwhile, the football team were listening to their coach watching a victory speech.
"Well boys, looks like another great year is on its way for us!" The coach said as he paced up and down in front of the sitting players. Meanwhile, they had begun to scratch themselves.
"Hey guys, does anyone feel itchy?" Duncan Matthews asked a linebacker known as "King Slaughter".
"Uh yeah EEK!!!!" Slaughter screamed. He saw spiders crawling up and down his body. "Spiders! I hate spiders!"
"What?" The other players asked. Slaughter jumped up and down, screaming spiders were all over him. The other players thought he was hallucinating.
"Hey Dunc, I think that stuff we gave him last night is finally starting to kick in." A tackle named Jack said to Duncan. He then started itching. "Oh, God! I see them! The spiders! They're talking! They're talking about potatoes, man!" The Coach continued on his tirade, completely oblivious to the fact that right next to him, his players were screaming, freaking out, and running around. Duncan ripped his clothes off and ran away screaming about spiders telling him he was a mutant, clad in only his shoulder pads and a pair of leopard-print boxer shorts.
Well, special St. Patty's Day Duncan Torture for everybody! Hope you liked it! What madness will happen next? What is the Evil Leprechaun's name? Why does he hate the Cassidy family? Will someone get drunk? Will Duncan get mentally traumatized? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!