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X-Panel #2
Sar: Oh... my god. We're moving on. Oh yeah. Remy. Who would you date? If it weren't obvious.
Gambit: D' Southern Bell. She is la fleur sensible, non?
Rogue: *blushes* Aw, shut yer yap Cajin. One kiss from me would land you on yer back fer two weeks.
Gambit: Can't t'ink of a better way to spend two weeks, chéri.
Sar: Oh knock it off you two. This is a family show. Rogue, you're up darlin.
Rogue: Well at first ah thought ah loved Remy. But then, suddenly, ah was a teenager again. An' ah think Bobby is mighty fine.
Gambit: WHAT?!
Sar: Ah! Quick! Onto the next question before he throws his cards at us!
Spider: *scuttles across the floor*
Wolvie: *leaps onto his chair with a squeal*
Sar: The hell? o.O
Gambit: It's only a spider, mon ami.
Wolvie: Kill it!
Rogue: Logan, why dontcha get yer big butt down here an' kill it yerself?
Wolvie: We all have our friggen' walls. Just KILL IT!
Crawler: *gently scoops spider up onto the spade of his tail and carries him to the window*
Wolvie: *shudders*
Lise: *walks in with a raised eyebrow to the surroundings*
Sar: OH THANK GOD! *pulls Lise over* SOMEONE TO SUFFER WITH ME!
Wolvie: *still standing on chair* Are you sure it's gone?
Crawler: Ja, Logan. Ist gone.
Lise: ACK! -is thrown into the mix and sits, looking at Wolverine- he still afraid of spiders?
Wolvie: ... No. *slowly climbs down from chair*
Sar: Yes. Yes he is. *grumbles* I should have never agreed to this.
Lise: Looks that way to me big brother -raises eyebrow- and i would have helped you if i would have known Sarah darling -pets-
Rogue: who woulda thought the big ol Wolverine bein afraid o spiders?
Wolvie: He isn't. *shoots glare at Rogue* Look, can we finish this? I got a lot to do today.
Lise: -sighs and shakes her head- any other questions for theese guys?
Jubes: Why Cant WE Ask any questions?!? -pouts-
Sar: Because... you suck. *rubs forehead*
Pyro: HEY!
Sar: Silence, Weasel.
Lise: -eyes Pyro for a moment then looks at the questions-
Rogue: Ah swear this is getting confusin
Lise: We know it is Rogue darling -- just deal
Gambit: Remy is getting restless.
Wolvie: Bet I can cure that.
Lise: No airholes Logan
Rogue: Yer Always gettin restless Cajun
Wolvie: Fine. No airholes. C'mere, Gumbo brain.
Gambit: !!!! NO!
Lise: Logan! No -grabs logan by the waist to stop him from going after Gambit-
Lise: Sarah -- next question and FAST
Sar: Ahh! If you could swap powers with another mutant, who would you choose and why?
Who writes these?
Pyro: You do.
Sar: ... SILENCE WEASEL!
Rogue: Nething then what ah got now...
Lise: -keeps a firm hold round logan's waist-
Crawler: ... vould I lose my tail?
Jubes: well DUH Kurt
Lise: Be nice Jubilation
Jubes: HEY! DONT CALL ME THAT
Crawler: I LIKE my tail! *squeezes it*
Wolvie: ... Heh.
Lise: Logan answer Sarah's question
Wolvie: I wouldn't trade my powers. I like my powers. Makes it easier to win fights.
Sar: ... Ok, let's say you HAVE to exchange powers.
Wolvie: Deathstrike.
Sar: ... I hate you.
Jubes: that's cheatin!
Wolvie: Says who?
Sar: SAYS ME!
Lise: Logan please be nice
Crawler: I hate it when she yells...
Rogue: lookout...Sar's on tha screamin path
Gambit: *smirks* When isn't she?
Sar: *eyetwitch* My head hurts...
Bobby: -makes an appearance- She's worse than Siryn
Lise: Oh God It's Ice Bucket
Sar: Hey! I resemble that remark. Who invited you anyway, ice cube?
Wolvie: Nobody. Allow me to get rid of him. *lunge*
Lise: LOGAN! –tries to stop the carnage from happening-
Jubes: -jumps in front of Bobby- HES MINE
Bobby: ....
Wolvie: *breaks away from Lise* Outta my way kid.
Jubes: NO! *pouts*
Wolvie: All right then. *picks her up and moves her*
Lise: Goddamnit Logan! –turns her head- Sar we need another question – S.T.A.T
Sar: I can't think that fast!
Wolvie: *swipes at Bobby* I ain't gonna kill him if he leaves.
Crawler: *grabs Logan and BAMFs them away*
Lise: -sighs-
Sar: ... This is why we love the Kurt.
Bobby: The hell? I just wanted in on this!
Lise: ... -mutters- just keep away from me
Rogue: *smirks* This is gettin' interestin'.
Pyro: It's your fault we need therapy, Rogue.
Sar: *twitches*
Rogue: Ah shut yer yap blowtorch
Bobby: -makes eye contact with Lise-
Lise: .... *mutters* God help me
Crawler: *'ports back with Logan* Is it safe?
Sar: Maybe. That's it. Nobody else is allowed to move from now on.
Cyke: Why haven't I said anything lately? *sniffles*
Sar: *twitch* Because you SUCK!
Lise: Scott, just sit there and be pretty, mmkay? -avoids eyes from bobby and moves towards Logan-
Jubes: -jumps in bobby's lap- MINE!
Bobby: ....
Wolvie: Spare me. *sits*
Lise: -tries to ignore bobby and creeps behind Logan and stands-
Wolvie: *looks back* You SURE I can't kill him?
Sar: WOLVERINE! NO KILLING YO!
Magxavier: She's yelling again.
Remy: Remy is gettin' a headache.
Jubes: Why does she keep saying yo?
Lise: she's my Futago-- its what she says. Deal.
Rogue: She's gonna blow a gasket
Pyro: ... no skin off my teeth
Crawler: Vat does ju mean?
Sar: I hate my life. *twitch*
Crawler: Aww. *pats her with his tail*
Cyke: That's so... SAD! *sob*
Wolvie: Someone shut him up!
Jubes: *jumps on Scott and sits on him*
Cyke: *wheeze*
Bobby: .... -eyes Lise behind Logan and licks his lips-
Lise: -points at Logan's claws and makes a motion that Logan'll cut his throat-
Rogue: Any more Questions fer us?
Gambit: Gambit wanna be askin de queztions here mon ami
Pyro: .... -snerks-
Sar: No Remy. Bad Caijun. Sit, stay.
Remy: Remy is no dog, chere.
Sar: Feh. Lise, got any questions for them? *punches Bobby's shoulder to get him to behave*
Lise: ... um... If you could anything for a day... what would it be?
Bobby: Ow! I cant help it she's a goddess....
Jubes: I thought *I* was!
Bobby: ....
Pyro: ... here we go
Sar: If she starts cryin', Ah'm leavin'.
Rogue: It's funneh how much she sounds like me sometimes.
Sar: .. Shut up, Rogue. Jest... answer the damn question, would ya? Kurt, what would you you be?
Kurt: A priest, I guess. *eyes Sar nervously*
Lise: fater Vagner always
Rogue: Always yer dream eh Crawla?
Pyro: BO-RING
Sar AND Wolvie: SILENCE WEASEL!
Pyro: *falls out of chair* Holy shit!
Crawler: *leaps and hangs from the ceiling* Stop DOING that!
Lise: -jumps- I swear my brain will hurt if this keeps happening
Bobby: -takes this opportunity to freeze a line to poke Lise's back and make her eep-
Wolvie: I SAW THAT! *aims a kick at Bobby*
Bobby: OW! NOYADIDN'T!
Jubes: Kuuuuuuuurt. Get off the ceiling!
Rogue: *lounges in chair and grins, watching* This is just plum amusin'!
Lise: ... oh god help me
Pyro: ... goddamnit why am I the weasel
Jubes: cuz ya are Johnny
Pyro: .... -glares at Jubes-
Bobby: WHAT DID I DO???
Sar: THAT'S IT I QUIT! *slams clipboard down and storms out*
Remy: ...
Magxavier: Oh dear...
Pyro: *smirks*
Cyke: Why did she leave? *wails*
Lise: ... hold on -roughs and grabs Sar and brings her back--sits her down- All right guys... let's have a NORMAL session.... -eyes bobby out of the corner of her eye-
Bobby: -licks his lips unnoticed-
Lise: ... or as NORMAL as we can, all right?
Sar: But I don't WANNA! *whines loudly*
Rogue: Yanno sugah, Ah don't think she cares.
Remy: *snickers*
Sar: Oh... shut up. *pout*
Pyro: We aint normal hot stuff
Lise: ....
Bobby: She is hot stuff i do admit that
Lise: .... Sarah, what's the next question on the list?
Sar: Why are you all so insanely psychotic? *sweet smile*
Wolvie: I resemble that remark...
Remy: We know, mon ami. We know.
Rogue: *laughs*
Lise: .... Logan seems to be the only sane one to me...
Pyro: That's cuz he jumps anyone who looks at you Wrong
Jubes: .... -pouts-
Bobby: .... he will?
Sar: He will and does. Anyway, back to my questions... *looks at empty clipboard* Where are my questions.
Magneto: *mouth full* I don't know.
Sar: ... *stares* ARE YOU EATING MY QUESTIONS?!
Magneto: *swallows* No?
Pyro: ... Ew.
Sar: *shocked* I can't believe this. You ATE my QUESTIONS!
Lise: ....
Sar: ...
Xavier: ... Eric that was... interesting.
Magneto: They were boring!
Sar: HEY!
Lise: Magneto you be nice To Sar, she had worked hard on those questions
Bobby: I'll work hard on...
Lise: -groans- stuff it Bobby
Sar: BOBBY!
Logan: KILL! *lunge*
Crawler: *grabs his belt and holds him back* Calm down, Logan.
Sar: *picks Bobby up and tosses him out the window* -.-
Lise: ....this, is just not fun for me.
Gambit: Mebbe someone should comfort de petite non?
Rogue: Ah dont know if Comfort is what she needs sugah
Pyro: -watches bobby fly out the window-
Wolvie: *pulls Lise into his lap and holds onto her* Grr.
Rogue: That could ALMOST be sweet. If not fer the growlin'.
Pyro: ... Why did you throw him out the window?
Sar: Because I CAN! He's an ass and I don't LIKE him, yo.
Jubes: She's saying yo again.
Lise: -eeps and is pulled in Logan's lap- Why Me?
Magneto: ... he could be useful...
Charles: Do not even think of it Erik
Pyro: I didnt know the old men had a thing for the young chicks
Sar: Since when is Bobby a chick? o.O
Pyro: *shrugs*
Xavier: Erik doesn't have a thing for anyone. Do you Erik?
Magneto: 'Course not, Charles.
Sar: ... Ehhhhh. *whimper*
Lise:.... you guys she's whimpering. Enough
Bobby: -from outside- God DAMN it i just wanted a night with Lise alone!
Lise: ......
Pyro: IN yer DREAMS ice cube!
Sar: You can STAY out there, you walking igloo!
Wolvie: ... Heh. Walkin' igloo. I like that.
Sar: Grr.. If I had my questions we could continue...
Magneto: Heh. They were tasty.
Jubes: Ew.
Bobby: oh i'll Chill Lise's blood
Lise:.... EW! HELL no
Rogue: Lookout... ah can smell rage brewin
Gambit: Gambit tink dere be bloodshed soon
Pyro: heh, he deserves it the pansy
Jubes: ... NO Bobbee's MINE
Bobby: Just an hour alone even...
Wolvie: ARGH! Lemme at him!
Sar: NO! DOWN BOY!
Cyke: ... I'll shoot him. I want to feel important!
Wolvie: Ol' one eye has a good idea! Shoot him!
Sar: You do I'll hit you with a table.
Lise: ... i aint going with that walking ice cube... -shudders-
Rogue: ... ya'll might like it sugah
Lise: ... um... NO
Pyro: She'd wanna be burned up than Chilled down i bet
Jubes: .... dont get him started, he's glarin at you now Johnny
Pyro: ... I was KIDDING
Wolvie: *GLARE*
Sar: *buries face in hands* Stupid... mutants....
Crawler: That's not nice, leibe...
Sar: I don't CARE.
Lise:.... how the hell did i get to be the lust object of Blowtorch and Icecube....
Rogue: ya'll showed up sugah
Lise: I'm here to help...!
Bobby: MARRY ME
Lise: ... NO
Sar: Nobody's gettin' married. *eyetwitch* Nobody's even answering QUESTIONS anymore! We're just a bunch of people sitting in a room!
Jubes: ... Yeah?
Pyro: So?
Sar: *screams*
Crawler: *falls over*
Pyro: ... cmon you know she wants to experience the heat of it all... the ice just chills too cold man
Bobby: I'LL TAKE YOU ON ANYDAY ALLERDYCE-- STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL
Jubes: IM your Girl Bobeeeee
Bobby: ... don't touch me.
Jubes: ... *pouts*
Logan: ... I'm gonna put both you yuks in the meat freezer. Hang you from hooks.
Cyke: That's so... disturbing.
Sar: Shut up, Scotty.
Lise:... i'm feeling rather...exposed at the moment
Rogue: Could be cuz bobby froze yer T-shirt an it's meltin Now
Lise: ........... o_O
Gambit: ... -hides an amused snicker-
Rogue: -elbows remy hard in the gut-
Jubes: .... no one told me there was a wet t-shirt contest!
Logan: ...
Sar: No. No no no no NO!
Remy: ... yes?
Rogue: Shut yer yap, y'fool.
Remy: ... ouch.
Lise: ... goddamnit i hate a wet t-shirt!
Pyro:oO{..... must....watch....my thoughts...}
Bobby: SEXY!!! COME HERE!!
Wolvie: DEAD BOY!!! GO AWAY!! *claws*
Crawler: Ach! It alvays comes down to this. *clings to the ceiling again*
Sar: ... get down here, Kurt.
Crawler: No! Ist not safe!
Lise: ... and i didnt bring a spare shirt... damnit
Logan: *takes off over shirt and wraps it around Lise, glaring at Bobby still*
Bobby: Damn.
Pyro: Rats.
Remy: Blast.
Rogue: EXCUSE MEH?
Remy: ... oops.
Lise: Thank you Big Brother Logan, -wraps the flannel around her body-
Crawler: ... -prays for the men in the room-
Wolvie: Oh goody. I get to make Caijun stew.
Rogue: *still glaring at Remy* Ah believe that's called Gumbo, shugah.
Wolvie: Whatever.
Cyke: *whimpers* I'm scared.
Sar: We all are. o.O
Lise: ... no blood...please?
Logan: I'll make sure you're outta the room, kid.
Crawler: ... das ist nicht gut.
Sar: ... Ohh I love it when he does that. *swoons*
Magxavier: ... Interesting.
Pyro: ... I think i'll prolly just go with her... keep her warm an all
Lise: ....back OFF Weasel
Rogue: Hope ya like yer manhood Blowtorch.
Pyro: What?! It was a perfectly innocent offer!
Jubes: Nothing about you is innocent, Johnny boy.
Sar: *snickers* Weasel.
Pyro: How many times I gotta ask you not to call me that??
Sar: Umm... how many times I gotta tell you it doesn't matter? I'm still going to call you a weasel because you will always BE a weasel.
Lise: ... -weakly- my brain...
Pyro: how bout i warm it for ya
Bobby: Chilling is more fun! It's more sensual
Jubes: Chill me Bobee
Bobby: ... No.
Jubes: *sighs*
Logan: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO THREATEN YOU?!
Rogue: Obviously a lot. They're men. O' course they're stupid.
Lise: -sneaks a new set of questions to Sar to get people thinking about something else as she clings to Logan, wanting to be held-
To be continued......
X-Panel #2
Sar: Oh... my god. We're moving on. Oh yeah. Remy. Who would you date? If it weren't obvious.
Gambit: D' Southern Bell. She is la fleur sensible, non?
Rogue: *blushes* Aw, shut yer yap Cajin. One kiss from me would land you on yer back fer two weeks.
Gambit: Can't t'ink of a better way to spend two weeks, chéri.
Sar: Oh knock it off you two. This is a family show. Rogue, you're up darlin.
Rogue: Well at first ah thought ah loved Remy. But then, suddenly, ah was a teenager again. An' ah think Bobby is mighty fine.
Gambit: WHAT?!
Sar: Ah! Quick! Onto the next question before he throws his cards at us!
Spider: *scuttles across the floor*
Wolvie: *leaps onto his chair with a squeal*
Sar: The hell? o.O
Gambit: It's only a spider, mon ami.
Wolvie: Kill it!
Rogue: Logan, why dontcha get yer big butt down here an' kill it yerself?
Wolvie: We all have our friggen' walls. Just KILL IT!
Crawler: *gently scoops spider up onto the spade of his tail and carries him to the window*
Wolvie: *shudders*
Lise: *walks in with a raised eyebrow to the surroundings*
Sar: OH THANK GOD! *pulls Lise over* SOMEONE TO SUFFER WITH ME!
Wolvie: *still standing on chair* Are you sure it's gone?
Crawler: Ja, Logan. Ist gone.
Lise: ACK! -is thrown into the mix and sits, looking at Wolverine- he still afraid of spiders?
Wolvie: ... No. *slowly climbs down from chair*
Sar: Yes. Yes he is. *grumbles* I should have never agreed to this.
Lise: Looks that way to me big brother -raises eyebrow- and i would have helped you if i would have known Sarah darling -pets-
Rogue: who woulda thought the big ol Wolverine bein afraid o spiders?
Wolvie: He isn't. *shoots glare at Rogue* Look, can we finish this? I got a lot to do today.
Lise: -sighs and shakes her head- any other questions for theese guys?
Jubes: Why Cant WE Ask any questions?!? -pouts-
Sar: Because... you suck. *rubs forehead*
Pyro: HEY!
Sar: Silence, Weasel.
Lise: -eyes Pyro for a moment then looks at the questions-
Rogue: Ah swear this is getting confusin
Lise: We know it is Rogue darling -- just deal
Gambit: Remy is getting restless.
Wolvie: Bet I can cure that.
Lise: No airholes Logan
Rogue: Yer Always gettin restless Cajun
Wolvie: Fine. No airholes. C'mere, Gumbo brain.
Gambit: !!!! NO!
Lise: Logan! No -grabs logan by the waist to stop him from going after Gambit-
Lise: Sarah -- next question and FAST
Sar: Ahh! If you could swap powers with another mutant, who would you choose and why?
Who writes these?
Pyro: You do.
Sar: ... SILENCE WEASEL!
Rogue: Nething then what ah got now...
Lise: -keeps a firm hold round logan's waist-
Crawler: ... vould I lose my tail?
Jubes: well DUH Kurt
Lise: Be nice Jubilation
Jubes: HEY! DONT CALL ME THAT
Crawler: I LIKE my tail! *squeezes it*
Wolvie: ... Heh.
Lise: Logan answer Sarah's question
Wolvie: I wouldn't trade my powers. I like my powers. Makes it easier to win fights.
Sar: ... Ok, let's say you HAVE to exchange powers.
Wolvie: Deathstrike.
Sar: ... I hate you.
Jubes: that's cheatin!
Wolvie: Says who?
Sar: SAYS ME!
Lise: Logan please be nice
Crawler: I hate it when she yells...
Rogue: lookout...Sar's on tha screamin path
Gambit: *smirks* When isn't she?
Sar: *eyetwitch* My head hurts...
Bobby: -makes an appearance- She's worse than Siryn
Lise: Oh God It's Ice Bucket
Sar: Hey! I resemble that remark. Who invited you anyway, ice cube?
Wolvie: Nobody. Allow me to get rid of him. *lunge*
Lise: LOGAN! –tries to stop the carnage from happening-
Jubes: -jumps in front of Bobby- HES MINE
Bobby: ....
Wolvie: *breaks away from Lise* Outta my way kid.
Jubes: NO! *pouts*
Wolvie: All right then. *picks her up and moves her*
Lise: Goddamnit Logan! –turns her head- Sar we need another question – S.T.A.T
Sar: I can't think that fast!
Wolvie: *swipes at Bobby* I ain't gonna kill him if he leaves.
Crawler: *grabs Logan and BAMFs them away*
Lise: -sighs-
Sar: ... This is why we love the Kurt.
Bobby: The hell? I just wanted in on this!
Lise: ... -mutters- just keep away from me
Rogue: *smirks* This is gettin' interestin'.
Pyro: It's your fault we need therapy, Rogue.
Sar: *twitches*
Rogue: Ah shut yer yap blowtorch
Bobby: -makes eye contact with Lise-
Lise: .... *mutters* God help me
Crawler: *'ports back with Logan* Is it safe?
Sar: Maybe. That's it. Nobody else is allowed to move from now on.
Cyke: Why haven't I said anything lately? *sniffles*
Sar: *twitch* Because you SUCK!
Lise: Scott, just sit there and be pretty, mmkay? -avoids eyes from bobby and moves towards Logan-
Jubes: -jumps in bobby's lap- MINE!
Bobby: ....
Wolvie: Spare me. *sits*
Lise: -tries to ignore bobby and creeps behind Logan and stands-
Wolvie: *looks back* You SURE I can't kill him?
Sar: WOLVERINE! NO KILLING YO!
Magxavier: She's yelling again.
Remy: Remy is gettin' a headache.
Jubes: Why does she keep saying yo?
Lise: she's my Futago-- its what she says. Deal.
Rogue: She's gonna blow a gasket
Pyro: ... no skin off my teeth
Crawler: Vat does ju mean?
Sar: I hate my life. *twitch*
Crawler: Aww. *pats her with his tail*
Cyke: That's so... SAD! *sob*
Wolvie: Someone shut him up!
Jubes: *jumps on Scott and sits on him*
Cyke: *wheeze*
Bobby: .... -eyes Lise behind Logan and licks his lips-
Lise: -points at Logan's claws and makes a motion that Logan'll cut his throat-
Rogue: Any more Questions fer us?
Gambit: Gambit wanna be askin de queztions here mon ami
Pyro: .... -snerks-
Sar: No Remy. Bad Caijun. Sit, stay.
Remy: Remy is no dog, chere.
Sar: Feh. Lise, got any questions for them? *punches Bobby's shoulder to get him to behave*
Lise: ... um... If you could anything for a day... what would it be?
Bobby: Ow! I cant help it she's a goddess....
Jubes: I thought *I* was!
Bobby: ....
Pyro: ... here we go
Sar: If she starts cryin', Ah'm leavin'.
Rogue: It's funneh how much she sounds like me sometimes.
Sar: .. Shut up, Rogue. Jest... answer the damn question, would ya? Kurt, what would you you be?
Kurt: A priest, I guess. *eyes Sar nervously*
Lise: fater Vagner always
Rogue: Always yer dream eh Crawla?
Pyro: BO-RING
Sar AND Wolvie: SILENCE WEASEL!
Pyro: *falls out of chair* Holy shit!
Crawler: *leaps and hangs from the ceiling* Stop DOING that!
Lise: -jumps- I swear my brain will hurt if this keeps happening
Bobby: -takes this opportunity to freeze a line to poke Lise's back and make her eep-
Wolvie: I SAW THAT! *aims a kick at Bobby*
Bobby: OW! NOYADIDN'T!
Jubes: Kuuuuuuuurt. Get off the ceiling!
Rogue: *lounges in chair and grins, watching* This is just plum amusin'!
Lise: ... oh god help me
Pyro: ... goddamnit why am I the weasel
Jubes: cuz ya are Johnny
Pyro: .... -glares at Jubes-
Bobby: WHAT DID I DO???
Sar: THAT'S IT I QUIT! *slams clipboard down and storms out*
Remy: ...
Magxavier: Oh dear...
Pyro: *smirks*
Cyke: Why did she leave? *wails*
Lise: ... hold on -roughs and grabs Sar and brings her back--sits her down- All right guys... let's have a NORMAL session.... -eyes bobby out of the corner of her eye-
Bobby: -licks his lips unnoticed-
Lise: ... or as NORMAL as we can, all right?
Sar: But I don't WANNA! *whines loudly*
Rogue: Yanno sugah, Ah don't think she cares.
Remy: *snickers*
Sar: Oh... shut up. *pout*
Pyro: We aint normal hot stuff
Lise: ....
Bobby: She is hot stuff i do admit that
Lise: .... Sarah, what's the next question on the list?
Sar: Why are you all so insanely psychotic? *sweet smile*
Wolvie: I resemble that remark...
Remy: We know, mon ami. We know.
Rogue: *laughs*
Lise: .... Logan seems to be the only sane one to me...
Pyro: That's cuz he jumps anyone who looks at you Wrong
Jubes: .... -pouts-
Bobby: .... he will?
Sar: He will and does. Anyway, back to my questions... *looks at empty clipboard* Where are my questions.
Magneto: *mouth full* I don't know.
Sar: ... *stares* ARE YOU EATING MY QUESTIONS?!
Magneto: *swallows* No?
Pyro: ... Ew.
Sar: *shocked* I can't believe this. You ATE my QUESTIONS!
Lise: ....
Sar: ...
Xavier: ... Eric that was... interesting.
Magneto: They were boring!
Sar: HEY!
Lise: Magneto you be nice To Sar, she had worked hard on those questions
Bobby: I'll work hard on...
Lise: -groans- stuff it Bobby
Sar: BOBBY!
Logan: KILL! *lunge*
Crawler: *grabs his belt and holds him back* Calm down, Logan.
Sar: *picks Bobby up and tosses him out the window* -.-
Lise: ....this, is just not fun for me.
Gambit: Mebbe someone should comfort de petite non?
Rogue: Ah dont know if Comfort is what she needs sugah
Pyro: -watches bobby fly out the window-
Wolvie: *pulls Lise into his lap and holds onto her* Grr.
Rogue: That could ALMOST be sweet. If not fer the growlin'.
Pyro: ... Why did you throw him out the window?
Sar: Because I CAN! He's an ass and I don't LIKE him, yo.
Jubes: She's saying yo again.
Lise: -eeps and is pulled in Logan's lap- Why Me?
Magneto: ... he could be useful...
Charles: Do not even think of it Erik
Pyro: I didnt know the old men had a thing for the young chicks
Sar: Since when is Bobby a chick? o.O
Pyro: *shrugs*
Xavier: Erik doesn't have a thing for anyone. Do you Erik?
Magneto: 'Course not, Charles.
Sar: ... Ehhhhh. *whimper*
Lise:.... you guys she's whimpering. Enough
Bobby: -from outside- God DAMN it i just wanted a night with Lise alone!
Lise: ......
Pyro: IN yer DREAMS ice cube!
Sar: You can STAY out there, you walking igloo!
Wolvie: ... Heh. Walkin' igloo. I like that.
Sar: Grr.. If I had my questions we could continue...
Magneto: Heh. They were tasty.
Jubes: Ew.
Bobby: oh i'll Chill Lise's blood
Lise:.... EW! HELL no
Rogue: Lookout... ah can smell rage brewin
Gambit: Gambit tink dere be bloodshed soon
Pyro: heh, he deserves it the pansy
Jubes: ... NO Bobbee's MINE
Bobby: Just an hour alone even...
Wolvie: ARGH! Lemme at him!
Sar: NO! DOWN BOY!
Cyke: ... I'll shoot him. I want to feel important!
Wolvie: Ol' one eye has a good idea! Shoot him!
Sar: You do I'll hit you with a table.
Lise: ... i aint going with that walking ice cube... -shudders-
Rogue: ... ya'll might like it sugah
Lise: ... um... NO
Pyro: She'd wanna be burned up than Chilled down i bet
Jubes: .... dont get him started, he's glarin at you now Johnny
Pyro: ... I was KIDDING
Wolvie: *GLARE*
Sar: *buries face in hands* Stupid... mutants....
Crawler: That's not nice, leibe...
Sar: I don't CARE.
Lise:.... how the hell did i get to be the lust object of Blowtorch and Icecube....
Rogue: ya'll showed up sugah
Lise: I'm here to help...!
Bobby: MARRY ME
Lise: ... NO
Sar: Nobody's gettin' married. *eyetwitch* Nobody's even answering QUESTIONS anymore! We're just a bunch of people sitting in a room!
Jubes: ... Yeah?
Pyro: So?
Sar: *screams*
Crawler: *falls over*
Pyro: ... cmon you know she wants to experience the heat of it all... the ice just chills too cold man
Bobby: I'LL TAKE YOU ON ANYDAY ALLERDYCE-- STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL
Jubes: IM your Girl Bobeeeee
Bobby: ... don't touch me.
Jubes: ... *pouts*
Logan: ... I'm gonna put both you yuks in the meat freezer. Hang you from hooks.
Cyke: That's so... disturbing.
Sar: Shut up, Scotty.
Lise:... i'm feeling rather...exposed at the moment
Rogue: Could be cuz bobby froze yer T-shirt an it's meltin Now
Lise: ........... o_O
Gambit: ... -hides an amused snicker-
Rogue: -elbows remy hard in the gut-
Jubes: .... no one told me there was a wet t-shirt contest!
Logan: ...
Sar: No. No no no no NO!
Remy: ... yes?
Rogue: Shut yer yap, y'fool.
Remy: ... ouch.
Lise: ... goddamnit i hate a wet t-shirt!
Pyro:oO{..... must....watch....my thoughts...}
Bobby: SEXY!!! COME HERE!!
Wolvie: DEAD BOY!!! GO AWAY!! *claws*
Crawler: Ach! It alvays comes down to this. *clings to the ceiling again*
Sar: ... get down here, Kurt.
Crawler: No! Ist not safe!
Lise: ... and i didnt bring a spare shirt... damnit
Logan: *takes off over shirt and wraps it around Lise, glaring at Bobby still*
Bobby: Damn.
Pyro: Rats.
Remy: Blast.
Rogue: EXCUSE MEH?
Remy: ... oops.
Lise: Thank you Big Brother Logan, -wraps the flannel around her body-
Crawler: ... -prays for the men in the room-
Wolvie: Oh goody. I get to make Caijun stew.
Rogue: *still glaring at Remy* Ah believe that's called Gumbo, shugah.
Wolvie: Whatever.
Cyke: *whimpers* I'm scared.
Sar: We all are. o.O
Lise: ... no blood...please?
Logan: I'll make sure you're outta the room, kid.
Crawler: ... das ist nicht gut.
Sar: ... Ohh I love it when he does that. *swoons*
Magxavier: ... Interesting.
Pyro: ... I think i'll prolly just go with her... keep her warm an all
Lise: ....back OFF Weasel
Rogue: Hope ya like yer manhood Blowtorch.
Pyro: What?! It was a perfectly innocent offer!
Jubes: Nothing about you is innocent, Johnny boy.
Sar: *snickers* Weasel.
Pyro: How many times I gotta ask you not to call me that??
Sar: Umm... how many times I gotta tell you it doesn't matter? I'm still going to call you a weasel because you will always BE a weasel.
Lise: ... -weakly- my brain...
Pyro: how bout i warm it for ya
Bobby: Chilling is more fun! It's more sensual
Jubes: Chill me Bobee
Bobby: ... No.
Jubes: *sighs*
Logan: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO THREATEN YOU?!
Rogue: Obviously a lot. They're men. O' course they're stupid.
Lise: -sneaks a new set of questions to Sar to get people thinking about something else as she clings to Logan, wanting to be held-
To be continued......