St. Patrick's Day Madness
To Wizard1: Hey, dude! I got a new suggestion for you! Okay, Kurt tries to confront Paul about Amanda liking him, but the oblivious Starchild thinks that Kurt has problems with his relationship. So, he gives Kurt some advice, and Nightcrawler reluctantly accepts. He does what Paul advises, and Amanda drags him into a closet. Later, Kurt staggers on stage in a daze, his hair is disheveled, his clothes are in tatters, and he has lipstick all over his face. He takes the mike and sings Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." That'd be so funny! Anyway, here's some suggestions:
Scott: Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" (He can sing it as he cracks up because Jean wants Starchild)
Recondo: The Time's "Jungle Love"
Lance: Steve Miller's "Rock'n Me" or Run DMC's "Rock Box"
Pietro: "The Lumberjack Song" (He could get tricked into singing this)
Sam: .38 Special's "Hold on Loosely"
Todd: House of Pain's "Jump Around"
Hope you like 'em!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, who doesn't like good ol' fashioned Kelly torture? Here's some more madness for you! Put me in your Author Alert list!!!
To Red Witch: Oh, okay! Well, thanks for clearing that up about Low Light. I can't wait to see your version of the West Coast Misfits.
To Sparky Genocide: Ah, have my version of Thunderbird not have a high opinion of literary works like Red Witch's Thunderbird, huh? Well, we'll see now, will we?
To MetalDragon1: Firestorm on another drunken rampage, huh? Well, I'll see what I can do. Yeah, I think Pyro might think the Evil Leprechaun was the king of the Dryer Fairies! Well, Thunderbird is no magician.
To epona: Wow! I never had a reviewer from Ireland before! Cool! Nice to meet you! Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too! Check out my other stories! You'll love them!
It's Profile Time Again! *Hears crowd hoot and holler* Now, we look at, literally, the hottest member of the West Coast Misfit team, the Solar Samurai, Sunfire! (A/N: I altered Sunfire's origins slightly from the comics for Evo and added some imagination)
Sunfire
Real Name: Toshiro Yashida
Class: Mutant
Allegiance: Misfits (West Coast Team)
Powers: Toshiro Yashida's powers are flame-based. He has the power to generate intense heat and flames. He can encase himself in a field of flames. This field can be used to protect himself or allow him to fly. He can also throw flames at opponents. Toshiro may have the potential power of a thermonuclear bomb once his powers develop fully. Also, Toshiro is more resistant to the effects of heat and flame than a normal human.
Bio: Born in Japan, Toshiro Yashida may never have become a mutant if it weren't for World War II. The intense radiation of the atomic bombs being dropped in Hiroshima and Nagasaki caused mutations in some of the population, including Toshi's grandparents, who became dormant X-Gene carriers and who would later die of cancer decades later. The X-Gene passed on to Toshi's father Saburo, a diplomat, and it still remained dormant until it passed down to Toshi. As a child, Toshiro spent time with his great-uncle Tomo, a survivor of the bombs, and became fanatically anti-American. Tomo taught Toshiro to share his distrust of Americans, despite the fact that Saburo Yashida worked for peace and cooperation between America and Japan.
Tomo suspected Toshiro may have had superhuman powers when he noticed that Toshi didn't burn easily in a fire. He took Toshi to the site of the Hiroshima bombing, and had him touch some of the still-radioactive soil. When the soil touched Toshi's fingers, his mutant powers over flame emerged. Tomo helped Toshi train his powers and use them to become a hero for Japan as Sunfire (He secretly hoped to get Sunfire to America, where he can exact revenge on the Americans for the atomic bombings in WWII). Toshi became Japan's National Hero as Sunfire, where he's idolized by Japanese kids and even is on merchandise!
Toshi's coldness towards foreigners was warmed when Ace Starr visited Japan on a trip to find some fun after leaving the Hellions as an undercover agent for SHIELD. Tomo secretly built a robotic ninja, and used it as a villain for his grand-nephew to fight. Despite Sunfire's hateful attitude towards the American rocker feral, Wildstar gladly helped Sunfire and Toshi was convinced when Ace saved a woman from being crushed to death by rubble. When Ace discovered the creator, Sunfire was confused. When Saburo found out about Tomo's plans for his mutant son, he confronted Tomo. In front of Sunfire and Wildstar, Saburo was fatally shot by Tomo, and an enraged Sunfire incinerated his grand-uncle. Wildstar managed to convince Sunfire that it was okay to be proud of being Japanese while understanding other nations. Due to his honor, Sunfire owed Ace a favor.
Later on, Toshi would repay the favor. Ace used it to recruit him to face off the bio-droid known as the Mimic, alongside Dazzler, Velocity, Thunderbolt, and Thunderbird. Teaming up with Siryn, Wolfsbane, and X23, the mutants defeated the Mimic. An idea formed that the group should stay together, and the West Coast Misfits (Sunfire initially refused to join, but Ace used his honor again to get him to join)
Sunfire has a hot temper and a lot of pride, and he constantly gets into arguments with fellow teammate Thunderbolt. They cannot agree on anything!
Note: It's believed that Sunfire has a twin sister with powers like his own, but Toshi or Ace have yet to confirm it.
Chapter 6: Confrontation with Disbelief!
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(The X-Mansion)
"Theresa Rourke, get back here and tell me what's going on!" Banshee called after his daughter after she ran outside in costume.
"Da, Sunfire called and said there was a leprechaun attacking downtown, and he and Thunderbird are engaging him!" She said desperately. The other West Coast Misfits were gathered around a futuristic-looking six-wheeled Winnebago-like vehicle that resembled the vehicle mode of Rodimus Prime from Transformers. It was their main transport, the "California Cruiser", as Ace and Terrell called it. Banshee laughed.
"I thought there were no such things as leprechauns." Sean chuckled, remembering what Theresa said.
"It's probably just a goofball in a stupid costume. St. Patrick's Day is coming up, you know." Theresa shrugged with a lopsided grin.
"At least let us help." Scott offered.
"Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni! We got this!" Kyle snapped.
"Besides, you'll need to stop the Beast from drinking all the green beer." Rahne grinned.
"BEAST, STOP PINCHING ME!!! I KNOW I'M WEARING GREEN!!! I'M NOT IRISH AND IT'S NOT ST. PATRICK'S DAY YET, YOU GOOFBALL!!!" Storm's scream was heard from the Mansion.
"We got this! Let's go!" Terrell yelled.
"WEST COAST MISFITS AWAY!!!" Ace yelled.
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(Downtown Bayville)
"Ungh!" Sunfire grunted as he hit the ground hard. Thunderbird was fighting off some books that were flying and flapping their pages like wings.
"DAH!!!! &%$#!! I %$&@#! HATE THE GREAT GATSBY!!!" John Proudstar roared, slashing his hatchet and throwing fists left and right at the books. "I REALLY HATE THESE BOOKS!!!" They went up in flames.
"Thank me later!" Toshi said. They looked at the cackling Evil Leprechaun.
"Whoo, you boyos put up a fantastic fight. I congratulate you." The Leprechaun looked at Toshi. "You know, to be honest, you are the first person for the Far East I've ever met."
"The pleasure is yours, I assume." Sunfire crossed his arms.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A sonic beam pierced the air and slammed the Evil Leprechaun hard.
"Who dares?!" He roared. Siryn flew down. "Ah, a Cassidy. I can smell it in your blood." The California Cruiser pulled up, and the rest of the West Coast Misfits piled out.
"Toshi! John! Are you guys alright?" Ali asked as she ran up to the two warriors.
"We're fine. Nothing a good fight won't cure." John smirked.
"They call me Siryn, boyo." Siryn said to the Evil Leprechaun. "Who are ye and what do ye want?"
"I am Lepronicus, King of the Evil Leprechauns." The Evil Leprechaun grinned. "And you will die. I will make your entire family pay for trapping me all those years ago!" Siryn sighed.
Why, why, why? Why do they always go after me and Dad first? Can't they go after Tom first? No one would miss him! Theresa mentally grumbled. Wait a minute! Da told this story! He said centuries ago, our ancestors trapped Lepronicus in a slab? I always thought it was a dumb fairytale Da made up! Could it be real? Could he be the real King of all Dark Leprechauns? No, It can't! It's impossible! Leprechauns aren't real!
"I see you have trouble understanding, lass." Lepronicus grinned.
"What's going on here?" Rictor scratched his head, confused. Unlike the other West Coast Misfits, Rictor's costume was very simplistic: a white shirt with the sleeves ripped off, a black sleeveless jean jacket, blue pants and black boots with studded belt and studded wristbands.
"Sounds like some old family feud type thing." Tommy shrugged.
"No way! Leprechauns are not real!" Theresa shook her head. "Not real!"
"Oh, but I assure you, I am very real, lass. I am as real as the ground we stand on." Lepronicus laughed. "I am very, very real."
Well, Sunfire and Thunderbird have got backup now! Can the West Coast Misfits re-trap Lepronicus? Is Beast really drunk on green beer? What more insanity will happen? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!