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X-Panel #3
Continued from last time.....
Sar: Okay! We're back, and Thanks To my Mahana, No More felines Causing us Grief
Logan: -smirks and pets Lise on the head-
Bobby: ....whoa
Lise: -smirks- Dont mess with me IceBucket
Sar: Heh. Next question! *looks at card* The hell?
Crawler: Vas?
Sar: *raises eyebrows* If you could be any organ, what organ would you be?
Jubes: *giggles*
Sar: What are... OH JUBILEE GROW UP!
Wolvie: Heh...
Sar: Silence. Both of you. *eyetwitch* Kurt, what organ would you be?
Crawler: Ach. I do not know how to answer such a question. I vould haff to say... my tail?
Sar: I don't think your tail counts as an organ.
Lise: Nope, it doesnt
Sar: *oogles* But we'll accept that because you're the only one who has a tail. Logie?
Wolvie: If he gets his tail, can I say my claws?
Sar: Uhh… a world of No.
Wolvie: How come? *extends claws*
Lise: -touches his shoulder- retract honey
Sar: Meep. Ummm… because they're not actually PART of you. I mean they are in the sense that they're there and they're… you. But not in the sense of you being born with them and… metal and… no. Pick something else.
Wolvie: *grumblegrumble*
Sar: I'm sorry, that was my hopeful ear. Can you repeat that?
Wolvie: Grr. I said I would be skin.
Sar: Hee hee! And why would that be?
Wolvie: 'Cause it's big.
Lise: -shakes head muttering- you and liking big things
Jubes: *covers mouth with hands and giggles*
Sar: Jubes! Seriously! Grow up! *fighting back giggles*
Lise: youre one to talk Mahana -snorts-
Sar: Not Fair *pouts*
Wolvie: I knew I shouldn't have gotten outta bed this mornin'. *huffs*
Lise: You did, because I'm here.
Wolvie: well....maybe.
Sar: Haha. But you did. So there. Ok. Scotty. And seriously, you better not cry. Or say something -
Cyke: I would be a heart. So I would always know love. *sniffles*
Lise: .... ugh, god help us
Sar: … emotional. Ew. I suppose I asked for it, didn't I? Ok Jubilation. And you had BETTER not say anything gross. Or I'll kick you out.
Jubes: Ummm… is hair an organ?
Lise: -mutters- teenie-bopper
Bobby: -snorts- thats my Girl
Lise: Die ice-chip
Wolvie: -pulls lise on his lap and growls-
Sar: Sigh. Let's just move on here. Magxavier? Don't make me regret asking you…
Magxavier: A brain.
Lise: -mutters- big surprise....
Sar: ....I have a headache. Ok, a brain SO isn't an organ.
Magxavier: … Oh. Liver then.
Lise: -dumbfounded look-
Sar: … the hell? No wait. Seriously, don't want to know why. Ok, Weasel. Please be normal.
Pyro: Like I care. But if I have to pick, I'm going with a spleen.
Lise: ...um....
Sar: ...Uh? Care to explain why?
Pyro: I dunno. S'just fun to say. Spleen. Spleeeeeeeeen.
Sar: I GET IT! SHUT UP! *twitches*
Pyro: Dude, you ASKED!
Lise: She didn't ask for you to be annoying.
Pyro: You should have specified.
Sar: Yes. Because I know how HARD normal is to achieve for you.
Wolvie: She's gotta point there.
Magxavier: You probably shouldn't encourage her.
Lise: -snorts- weasel
Rogue: She's gotta point 'dere
Sar: I always do
Pyro: Psycho bitch.
Sar: SILENCE WEASEL! Don't make me eat your soul.
Pyro: ... you can do that?
Lise: She's my futago, of course she can
Rogue: ...no comment
Sar: Ahh, my kingdome for a panel that might SHARE a brain.
Magxavier: We resent that.
Sar: I'm not even going to START with you.
Lise: Good idea futago....
Sar: -nods- THANK you Mahana
Gambit: Gambit tinks dat de wolvie don luv de petite no more no?
Rogue: Remy? Stay outta this
Lise: Anyway... the next question... *looks at it and just goes quiet for a moment, rubbing her temples*
Bobby: *tries to massage her forehead and she flips him off her* OW! HEY!
Lise: you gotta learn not to touch me popscicle or i'll make you definitely go for the girlie side
Sar: Roguie, have we taken it upon ourself to speak for everyone?
Crawler: Someone's extra hostile today.
Sar: Grrr, argh. *froths and claws*
Wolvie: Now that, I respect.
Pyro: You would.
Bobby:...God I *love* it when youre all hostile girls
Lise: you *would* popscicle boy... now for the question... "Whats the first word that comes to your mind?"
Roguie: Boring
Gambit: MonChere
Rogue: *blushes*
Sar: Rogue, that isn't a word.
Rogue: Bite me, shugah.
Sar: Now That's more than one.
Rogue: *glares*
Sar: Still not a word.
Logan: I think she's gonna blow soon, honey.
Lise: Dont want Rogue all over the panel Futago
Sar: Hee hee hee.
Rogue: One more word Sugah and ah drain ye twin
Sar: .... you wouldnt
Rogue: *takes off glove*
Lise: .... *gulp*
Gambit: Now now mon chere, Gambit tink you need to calm down
Bobby: NO draining my fiancee
Pyro: -snorts- since when icepick
Kurt: Ach, das ist nacht gut
Storm: I agree with you Kurt
Bobby: *clings to Lise* MY fiancee
Lise: ..... *flips him off her body* EW! Icepick touched me!
Sar: Haha. Aren't you just the girly-girl we all adore?
Wolvie: Can I KILL him?
Sar: Logan honey, you can try all you like. He never seems to die.
Bobby: Aiii!!!! *runrunrunrun*
Logan: COME BACK HERE Y'LITTLE SQUIRT! *chase*
Lise: ... *Shudders and sees my frozen shirt* AUGH he did it AGAIN
Pyro: I could warm ya... *Flicks a flame*
Pyro: ...dont think about it weasel
Rogue: -snorts-
Lise: I didnt ask you sugah
Storm: ... this is just so repetitious
Kurt: ...*wraps Lise in a blanket*
Lise: Thank you father wagner.... *sneezes*
Pyro: Uhoh...she sneezed. Cue claws to go berserk
Cyke: *sobs* I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!
Sar: ....-flinches- oh hush crybaby
Magxavier: We agree
Lise: ....we didnt ASK you -sneezes- anway...the questions...
Remy: *pats Lise's shoulder once or twice* Dere dere, mon petite choux.
Rogue: *eyes bug out* Hey! That's supposed to be mah shoulder yer pattin', boy!
Sar: Oy. Rogue, simmer down. Don't go postal on us.
Rogue: Rrr... *crosses arms and glares*
Lise: ... -sneezes again-
Storm: Has Logan gotten him yet?
Pyro: Icebuckets learned to run from his advances
Bobby: WAIT FOR ME BABY
Storm: .... -looks at Logans reaction-
Logan: *glances at Storm* You know me, Stormie. I don't get mad.
Sar: HAH!
Kurt: Since vhen?
Logan: I don't get mad. I get stabby.
Sar:Haha! Bobby, John... Run. Now.
Bobby & Pyro: *already gone*
Lise: they went faster the..*sneezes* then usual
Storm: Youre catching a cold Lisa dear
Lise: Very Obser..-sneezes- Observant Ro....its icepicks fault -sneezes-
Kitty: Like, he has pics of you nekkid in his room
Jubes: ..... -sobs-
Lise: ...how the hell do YOU know kitty
Kitty: ... Um...
Kurt: Ja, katzen. How DO you know?
Kitty: See I... um... *blushes*
Sar: You've been spying again, haven't you?
Lise: ......im totally mortified now... *slumps to my knees*
Storm: ... oh dear
Cyke: ... *sobs* No one wants to see pictures of me....
Lise: ....who would WANT to one-eye? -hides my face-
Cyke: *SOB!*
Sar: Oh, shut up you raging bag of hormones. *rubs forehead* Mah brain!
Rogue: Serves yeh right, fer volenteering t'do this.
Sar: Haha, shut up minibrain.
Magxavier: There are some hostilities in the room right now...
Sar: Gee, you think?
Lise: .....im going to wear flannels for the rest of my life
Logan: I aint got NO Problem with that... CMERE IceRat and Weasel!
Storm: Then you'll be logans little sister indefinitely
Lise: ....and thats a bad thing? At least those guys cant peep at my body anymore
Bobby: *shouting from somewhere* AND A HOT BODY YOU GOT BABE!
Lise: ....... icepick, run before i de-frost you
Storm: she looks serious too
Kurt: Ach, if the liebschien had claws, she vould be like logan, ja?
MagXavier: ....we believe that would be frightening
Cyke: Oh the HORROR! *sobs*
Lise: ......brain, going into seizures *flinches*
Sar: I wanna DROPKICK him! CanIplease?
Cyke: SAVE ME! *hides behind Magxavier*
Magxavier: Get away from us!
Cyke: *sobs*
Bobby: Cmon... you know you Love me
Sar: ....drake, if i loved you? Id let logan kill me
Bobby: ....but hed never kill you
Pyro: Shed never love you anyway icebucket.
Bobby: What do you Care?
Pyro: Needless to say i have an investment in it
Rogue: Ya'll bettin on who bones her first ah take it? -snorts-
Sar: Rogue, did they teach you to be tactless, or is that something you learned on your own?
Rogue: ... *takes her glove off* Take that back.
Sar: Bring it, hussy!
Kurt: ACHTUNG! Nobody is fighting!
MagXavier: We think this could get messy
Storm: Gee, you think it could?
Cyke: *wails* I DONT WANT BLOODSHED
Bobby: Can we have sex instead?
Lise: .............for a millionth time NO!!!
To Be Continued.......
X-Panel #3
Continued from last time.....
Sar: Okay! We're back, and Thanks To my Mahana, No More felines Causing us Grief
Logan: -smirks and pets Lise on the head-
Bobby: ....whoa
Lise: -smirks- Dont mess with me IceBucket
Sar: Heh. Next question! *looks at card* The hell?
Crawler: Vas?
Sar: *raises eyebrows* If you could be any organ, what organ would you be?
Jubes: *giggles*
Sar: What are... OH JUBILEE GROW UP!
Wolvie: Heh...
Sar: Silence. Both of you. *eyetwitch* Kurt, what organ would you be?
Crawler: Ach. I do not know how to answer such a question. I vould haff to say... my tail?
Sar: I don't think your tail counts as an organ.
Lise: Nope, it doesnt
Sar: *oogles* But we'll accept that because you're the only one who has a tail. Logie?
Wolvie: If he gets his tail, can I say my claws?
Sar: Uhh… a world of No.
Wolvie: How come? *extends claws*
Lise: -touches his shoulder- retract honey
Sar: Meep. Ummm… because they're not actually PART of you. I mean they are in the sense that they're there and they're… you. But not in the sense of you being born with them and… metal and… no. Pick something else.
Wolvie: *grumblegrumble*
Sar: I'm sorry, that was my hopeful ear. Can you repeat that?
Wolvie: Grr. I said I would be skin.
Sar: Hee hee! And why would that be?
Wolvie: 'Cause it's big.
Lise: -shakes head muttering- you and liking big things
Jubes: *covers mouth with hands and giggles*
Sar: Jubes! Seriously! Grow up! *fighting back giggles*
Lise: youre one to talk Mahana -snorts-
Sar: Not Fair *pouts*
Wolvie: I knew I shouldn't have gotten outta bed this mornin'. *huffs*
Lise: You did, because I'm here.
Wolvie: well....maybe.
Sar: Haha. But you did. So there. Ok. Scotty. And seriously, you better not cry. Or say something -
Cyke: I would be a heart. So I would always know love. *sniffles*
Lise: .... ugh, god help us
Sar: … emotional. Ew. I suppose I asked for it, didn't I? Ok Jubilation. And you had BETTER not say anything gross. Or I'll kick you out.
Jubes: Ummm… is hair an organ?
Lise: -mutters- teenie-bopper
Bobby: -snorts- thats my Girl
Lise: Die ice-chip
Wolvie: -pulls lise on his lap and growls-
Sar: Sigh. Let's just move on here. Magxavier? Don't make me regret asking you…
Magxavier: A brain.
Lise: -mutters- big surprise....
Sar: ....I have a headache. Ok, a brain SO isn't an organ.
Magxavier: … Oh. Liver then.
Lise: -dumbfounded look-
Sar: … the hell? No wait. Seriously, don't want to know why. Ok, Weasel. Please be normal.
Pyro: Like I care. But if I have to pick, I'm going with a spleen.
Lise: ...um....
Sar: ...Uh? Care to explain why?
Pyro: I dunno. S'just fun to say. Spleen. Spleeeeeeeeen.
Sar: I GET IT! SHUT UP! *twitches*
Pyro: Dude, you ASKED!
Lise: She didn't ask for you to be annoying.
Pyro: You should have specified.
Sar: Yes. Because I know how HARD normal is to achieve for you.
Wolvie: She's gotta point there.
Magxavier: You probably shouldn't encourage her.
Lise: -snorts- weasel
Rogue: She's gotta point 'dere
Sar: I always do
Pyro: Psycho bitch.
Sar: SILENCE WEASEL! Don't make me eat your soul.
Pyro: ... you can do that?
Lise: She's my futago, of course she can
Rogue: ...no comment
Sar: Ahh, my kingdome for a panel that might SHARE a brain.
Magxavier: We resent that.
Sar: I'm not even going to START with you.
Lise: Good idea futago....
Sar: -nods- THANK you Mahana
Gambit: Gambit tinks dat de wolvie don luv de petite no more no?
Rogue: Remy? Stay outta this
Lise: Anyway... the next question... *looks at it and just goes quiet for a moment, rubbing her temples*
Bobby: *tries to massage her forehead and she flips him off her* OW! HEY!
Lise: you gotta learn not to touch me popscicle or i'll make you definitely go for the girlie side
Sar: Roguie, have we taken it upon ourself to speak for everyone?
Crawler: Someone's extra hostile today.
Sar: Grrr, argh. *froths and claws*
Wolvie: Now that, I respect.
Pyro: You would.
Bobby:...God I *love* it when youre all hostile girls
Lise: you *would* popscicle boy... now for the question... "Whats the first word that comes to your mind?"
Roguie: Boring
Gambit: MonChere
Rogue: *blushes*
Sar: Rogue, that isn't a word.
Rogue: Bite me, shugah.
Sar: Now That's more than one.
Rogue: *glares*
Sar: Still not a word.
Logan: I think she's gonna blow soon, honey.
Lise: Dont want Rogue all over the panel Futago
Sar: Hee hee hee.
Rogue: One more word Sugah and ah drain ye twin
Sar: .... you wouldnt
Rogue: *takes off glove*
Lise: .... *gulp*
Gambit: Now now mon chere, Gambit tink you need to calm down
Bobby: NO draining my fiancee
Pyro: -snorts- since when icepick
Kurt: Ach, das ist nacht gut
Storm: I agree with you Kurt
Bobby: *clings to Lise* MY fiancee
Lise: ..... *flips him off her body* EW! Icepick touched me!
Sar: Haha. Aren't you just the girly-girl we all adore?
Wolvie: Can I KILL him?
Sar: Logan honey, you can try all you like. He never seems to die.
Bobby: Aiii!!!! *runrunrunrun*
Logan: COME BACK HERE Y'LITTLE SQUIRT! *chase*
Lise: ... *Shudders and sees my frozen shirt* AUGH he did it AGAIN
Pyro: I could warm ya... *Flicks a flame*
Pyro: ...dont think about it weasel
Rogue: -snorts-
Lise: I didnt ask you sugah
Storm: ... this is just so repetitious
Kurt: ...*wraps Lise in a blanket*
Lise: Thank you father wagner.... *sneezes*
Pyro: Uhoh...she sneezed. Cue claws to go berserk
Cyke: *sobs* I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!
Sar: ....-flinches- oh hush crybaby
Magxavier: We agree
Lise: ....we didnt ASK you -sneezes- anway...the questions...
Remy: *pats Lise's shoulder once or twice* Dere dere, mon petite choux.
Rogue: *eyes bug out* Hey! That's supposed to be mah shoulder yer pattin', boy!
Sar: Oy. Rogue, simmer down. Don't go postal on us.
Rogue: Rrr... *crosses arms and glares*
Lise: ... -sneezes again-
Storm: Has Logan gotten him yet?
Pyro: Icebuckets learned to run from his advances
Bobby: WAIT FOR ME BABY
Storm: .... -looks at Logans reaction-
Logan: *glances at Storm* You know me, Stormie. I don't get mad.
Sar: HAH!
Kurt: Since vhen?
Logan: I don't get mad. I get stabby.
Sar:Haha! Bobby, John... Run. Now.
Bobby & Pyro: *already gone*
Lise: they went faster the..*sneezes* then usual
Storm: Youre catching a cold Lisa dear
Lise: Very Obser..-sneezes- Observant Ro....its icepicks fault -sneezes-
Kitty: Like, he has pics of you nekkid in his room
Jubes: ..... -sobs-
Lise: ...how the hell do YOU know kitty
Kitty: ... Um...
Kurt: Ja, katzen. How DO you know?
Kitty: See I... um... *blushes*
Sar: You've been spying again, haven't you?
Lise: ......im totally mortified now... *slumps to my knees*
Storm: ... oh dear
Cyke: ... *sobs* No one wants to see pictures of me....
Lise: ....who would WANT to one-eye? -hides my face-
Cyke: *SOB!*
Sar: Oh, shut up you raging bag of hormones. *rubs forehead* Mah brain!
Rogue: Serves yeh right, fer volenteering t'do this.
Sar: Haha, shut up minibrain.
Magxavier: There are some hostilities in the room right now...
Sar: Gee, you think?
Lise: .....im going to wear flannels for the rest of my life
Logan: I aint got NO Problem with that... CMERE IceRat and Weasel!
Storm: Then you'll be logans little sister indefinitely
Lise: ....and thats a bad thing? At least those guys cant peep at my body anymore
Bobby: *shouting from somewhere* AND A HOT BODY YOU GOT BABE!
Lise: ....... icepick, run before i de-frost you
Storm: she looks serious too
Kurt: Ach, if the liebschien had claws, she vould be like logan, ja?
MagXavier: ....we believe that would be frightening
Cyke: Oh the HORROR! *sobs*
Lise: ......brain, going into seizures *flinches*
Sar: I wanna DROPKICK him! CanIplease?
Cyke: SAVE ME! *hides behind Magxavier*
Magxavier: Get away from us!
Cyke: *sobs*
Bobby: Cmon... you know you Love me
Sar: ....drake, if i loved you? Id let logan kill me
Bobby: ....but hed never kill you
Pyro: Shed never love you anyway icebucket.
Bobby: What do you Care?
Pyro: Needless to say i have an investment in it
Rogue: Ya'll bettin on who bones her first ah take it? -snorts-
Sar: Rogue, did they teach you to be tactless, or is that something you learned on your own?
Rogue: ... *takes her glove off* Take that back.
Sar: Bring it, hussy!
Kurt: ACHTUNG! Nobody is fighting!
MagXavier: We think this could get messy
Storm: Gee, you think it could?
Cyke: *wails* I DONT WANT BLOODSHED
Bobby: Can we have sex instead?
Lise: .............for a millionth time NO!!!
To Be Continued.......