Part 8: kisses on camera

(wow! That was an eye-opener)

Ani: You know what's funny?

Beast Boy: That you loved me even before I said anything?

Ani: That we've only known eachother for four days, and we've already formed a relationship!

Beast Boy: Hold up! It's not a real relationship! Not yet, that is.

Ani: (pulls BB in closer) I think we know how to complete it, then.

Beast Boy: (leans in) I guess so!

(KISS!!!!! I always wanted that to happen!)

Starfire: Awww! That's so sweet! (interlocks fingers into a strong hold with Robin's hand, then lets go suddenly) Oh! Uhhh... I must go!

Robin: Wait! Ugh! Now, what was that all about? STARFIRE! (runs out of the room)

(continue kissing)

Raven: (starts crying) Wow.

Rick: Oh my! It's been a long time since I've seen you cry. (wipes off her tears)

Raven: (pushes his hand away) I won't be needing that!

Tin: This is getting old.

Nighingale: They're coming this way! Turn the channel!

Supernova: Quickly!

Cyborg: Okay! (changes to the rooftop camera) Hold up! What's this?

Tin: Keep the channel! I wanna watch this!

(on rooftop, Robin finds Starfire sitting on the edge, admiring the view)

Starfire: *sighs happily*

Robin: Uhhh... Hi!

Starfire: Ahhh! (almost falls off the roof, then starts floating) Oh! Robin! It's you!

Robin: (sits down) Why'd you break off so soon?

Starfire: I yearned for the outdoors!

(meanwhile)

Beast Boy: Hey guys! Whoa! What are you watching?

Ani: (cat) (sits on Nightingale's lap) Robin and Starfire! They're doing the same thing they did to us!

Nighingale: What? How did you...

Ani: Don't be surprised! I know many things. (on the roof)

Robin: Sooooooo... What's up with Supernova and your sister, again?

Starfire: I've already told you.

Robin: Oh. Okay, then...

Starfire: There is no use in starting a subject to converse over. You and I know very well why we are sitting here right now.

Robin: Whoa! You must have been listening to Raven! I've never heard you use so much common sense!

(Raven: About time!)

Starfire: I've learned.

Robin: Well, let's talk about something! How about your planet. You're Tamaran, aren't you?

Starfire: Yes.

Robin: How are things done there? You know, what's different? What's the same?

Starfire: Well, we all talk from our mouths, like you.

Robin: What else do you do with your mouths?

(Cyborg: You call that a catch phrase?)

Starfire: We eat with our mouths, only, less.

Robin: Do you mean Cyborg and Beast Boy?

Starfire: Who else eats like them?

(Beast Boy and Cyborg: HEY!)

Robin: Very funny.

Starfire: *giggle* Yep!

Robin: Hey! You're acting like your old sweet self! Now! Back to the point!

Starfire: *scoots closer to Robin* Well, we kiss the same way.

Robin: *smiles slyly* I choose not to believe that!

(Cyborg: Now we're getting somewhere!

Tin: Shut up!)

Starfire: okay! If you don't believe me, I might as well show you!

Robin: Bring it on! *leans in for the kiss*

(Tin: Hold up! I hear something! I'll be right back! Tape the kiss for me, bro, okay?)

Starfire: *very close*

(Another KISS)

Ani: Is it just me, or are they floating?

Beast Boy: They're floating.

(Back to the rooftop)

(Starfire floats in the air carrying Robin, just like at the dance, both oblivious to the pair of big, glowing, purple eyes watching them. Suddenly, two metallic hands with chrome nail polish pop up behind the onlooker, grabs her with one hand on her mouth, and one hand grabbing her inside)

Tin: Gotcha!

Onlooker: Mmmphh!

Starfire: (not noticing what was going on, tightening her grasp onto Robin's hand)

Robin: (pulling his lips away for a second) Did you hear something?

Starfire: No!

Robin: Okay! (goes back into kiss)

(suddenly, a blinding purple light shooting upward peirces the sky, causing Star to jerk and her hands to flame, burning Robin's hands)

Robin: Oooowwww! OWOWOWOWOWOW! (lets go) AGGGGGH! *splash* (falls into pool)

Starfire: Robin! (flies down) Are you alright? (grabs Robin by the arms, pulling him up from the pool) I'm so sorry!

Robin: Wow! (spits out water like a fountain) That actually happened again! (looks up at Star, who's carrying him in mid-air) Boy. You ARE stronger than you look!

(a voice comes out of nowhere: Hello, sister! Surprised?)

Starfire: Wha... (drops Robin)

Robin: Whoa! *splash*

Starfire: BLACKFIRE! What are you doing here?!