St. Patrick's Day Madness
To Red Witch: I'll see what I can do! BTW, I read the new stories and stuff! It's real good! Love it! Here's some more madness for you!
To Raliena: Glad you like it, Rae. You do have a point about that. I do sincerely doubt the X-Boys would do a song by Kiss, but who knows what would happen if the X-Boys were kissing their sanity goodbye! Enjoy the new chapter!
To Metal Dragon1: Oh, there will be a fight, but it'll end in a very funny way. Enjoy the new chapter! BTW, when's the next chapter of "Take the Long Way Home" Coming?
To aaron: Oh, Sean ain't gonna like it. Not one bit. Here's more madness for you! Enjoy!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, I can imagine that. Yeah, I can imagine the X-Boys/Lepronicus deal and the whole thing exploding in all their faces.
To Sparky Genocide: Yep, the Clutz Brothers [Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and um, Scott-o) were at it again! They'll never learn. Maybe I will have the Evil Leprechaun pay a visit to Cobra…
To Wizard1: WHEN IS CHAPTER FOUR COMING OUT?!?!?! And more song suggestions:
Gambit: "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain (About Rogue)
Iceman: "Stone Cold" by Rainbow
Tabitha: "TNT" by AC/DC
And maybe you can have someone sing "Don't Say You Love Me" by Billy Squier. I love that song!
It's Profile Time Again! *crowd cheers* This time, we look at a member of the East Coast Misfits, everyone's favorite Jean-bashing, hard-rockin', Cannonball-chasin' guitarist, the one and only Lila Cheney!
Real Name: Lila Cheney
Codename: N/A
Allegiance: Misfits (East Coast Team)
Class: Mutant
Powers: Lila is a teleporter, but her powers are much different from the X-Man Kurt Wagner, codename Nightcrawler. Lila can teleport vast distances, but the shortest range she can do is between planets. Through unknown means, she obtained a little blue planet on the other side of the galaxy that she spends time on and uses to help teleport from one place to another on Earth. Lila can only teleport to places she's been before.
Bio: Little is known of Lila's early life, but she is known to have played guitar since she was five (She also can play keyboards, but it is unknown how Lila learned). It has been rumored that Cheney was sold as a slave for unknown circumstances, but Cheney has never revealed anything. A lot of things about her past are unknown, including how she met and befriended future West Coast Misfit Alison Blaire, codename Dazzler (Although the two argue like roosters over musical tastes), how she obtained her planet, and how she met her friend and ex-bodyguard Guido Carosella (After Lila joined the Misfits, Guido joined the Army. He's now a private serving in his home state of New York, hoping to join the GI Joe team someday)
It's also known that she was an intergalactic thief. She says she stole to survive, and later for thrills.
What is known is that Lila as a teen became one of the galaxy's premier rockers. On tour on Earth, she met up with the Superstars, a glam-rock/heavy metal band composed of East Coast Misfits Avalanche, Darkstar, Pyro, and Starchild. When she learned they were members of the Misfits (Now known as the East Coast Misfits), Lila was intrigued, and she joined the band, and the super-team. When she first met the X-Men, Lila immediately became an antagonist to Jean Grey and gained a crush on New Mutant Sam Guthrie, codename Cannonball (She flirts with him constantly and has even kidnapped him, taking him to her planet a couple times!).
Note: Lila is a rocker who is fearless, and lives for adventure. She joined the East Coast Misfit team looking for thrills, and she was not disappointed. She plays keyboards and guitar for the Superstars, and occasionally sings.
Chapter 8: A Quick Intermission Before Another Battle!
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(The X-Mansion)
"Some team you are!" Scott laughed. The West Coast Misfits were licking their wounds in the Common Room, members of the East Coast Misfits and the X-Men were with them. The West Coast Misfits were feeling a little low after Lepronicus captured their leader Siryn. "Now I know why you guys call yourselves the West Coast Misfits! You screw up everything just like the East Coast guys!"
"Hey!" The East Coast Misfits snapped.
"And it's obvious why! Starchild's cousin is on the team!" Scott grumbled. Paige, who was rubbing Ace's sore arm, grabbed a metal cookie sheet and smashed Scott in the head with it. "OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scott held his head and fainted. She then went back to rubbing Ace's sore arm, smiling.
"Thank you Husk, the Thunderbolt was about to slap the taste out of that jabroni's mouth anyway." Kyle shrugged.
"Thanks Husk. This arm feels a lot better." Ace grinned.
"Anytime." Paige smiled adoringly. X23 rolled her eyes.
"Oh brother."
"What kind of powers does this Lepronicus have?" Storm wondered.
"He's a magician! He can give himself any power he wants! He probably has a spell for that, too!" Logan groaned.
"I'll head back to the Pit and look at my spellbooks. I may be able to find something about trapping leprechauns." Wanda said. "And then I'll…" Wanda turned around and her eyes widened. "PIETRO! WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS?!"
"Why do I always get the feeling that it's appropriate whenever Pietro in a dress?" Paul scratched his head. Pietro was tied and gagged to a swirly chair in a pink dress with duct tape.
"I can see why you'd get that feeling." Jesse laughed.
"MMMMFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pietro screamed. The mutants all looked at each other.
"Trinity." They all said together. KABOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The noise from a huge explosion was heard from within Forge's Lab.
"IT'S ALIVE!!! IT'S ALI-HI-HI-HI-HIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The insane cackle of Forge and Trinity could be heard. Lately, the four of them were working on something big. Working on a project since the incident when the West Coast Misfits faced off against the Crushers. No one, not even Wolverine, had the courage to go in there and find out what the heck they were working on. Even Logan was spooked by the thought of what went on in that place, and no thought any less of him. Who could blame him?! Meanwhile, a certain Irishman was none too happy with the ending of the West Coast Misfits' battle with Lepriconus.
"WHAT?! ME DAUGHTER WAS TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE BY SOME CLOWN IN A LEPRECHAUN COSTUME?!?!?!" Banshee roared. "GOD I AM MAD!!!! Beast, Guinness!" Hank pitched Banshee a can of the Irish beer, which the screamer caught effortlessly. He guzzled the whole thing down. "Ahh, I feel better now. Beast, another Guinness!" He caught another can of the Irish beer and guzzled it down.
"Sean, calm down! Ye remember the last time ye got drunk on Irish beer?" Moira warned. "Ye ran into town, screaming that the English were invading!"
"Sorry, Moira. Just me daughter's in trouble and there's not a thing I can do!"
"We can find this leprechaun, and we can make him release Siryn." Ace suggested.
"Sorry boyo, but I'm a little drunk right now and I'm really mad! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!" Banshee screamed as he ran out the door.
"Sean! Get back here, you drunken goofball!" Moira snapped. "What do I see in him?"
"You like his singing voice even though he makes Celine Dion sound like a bass?" Rahne grinned. Moira shot her adopted mutant lycanthrope daughter a deadpan look.
"Thank you, Rahne." She said in a deadpan voice.
"We'll go with him and make sure he doesn't get into any trouble!" Logan said as he and Storm took off after him.
"C'mon Toshi, I got a bad feeling about this!" John Proudstar said to Toshi Yashida. The two West Coast Misfits raced after them.
"C'mon Colossus! I have a feeling they'll need our help!" Kurt said. He and Peter followed. The others all watched and blinked.
"Ten bucks says Summers get his butt roasted, toasted, or otherwise kicked!" Lance announced.
"I'll get the blackboard." Jean said.
"I got the popcorn." Ace went to the kitchen.
"I got the booze!" Beast said.
"I got the remote!" Jamie turned on the tube.
"We got our guys!" Althea and Lila laughed, grabbing Todd and Sam.
"Help me." Sam whimpered.
"Banshee, Storm, Thunderbird, Sunfire, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Colossus. I got a good feeling about this team." Ace laughed.
"So do I, Ace." Ali grinned. "So do I."
"Do ye think we should help them?" Rahne asked no one in particular. Everyone looked at each other.
"The Thunderbolt thinks we should give 'em a little time." Kyle smirked.
"Yeah." Everyone agreed.
"Mommy…" Scott whimpered.
"Shut up!" Paige snapped at Scott, hitting him again with the cookie sheet.
Well, things are getting weird now! Can four X-Men, two Misfits, and a tipsy Irishman beat Lepronicus? Can Sean rescue his daughter Theresa? What madness will happen next? Stay tuned for the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!