St. Patrick's Day Madness
To Red Witch: Oh, green beer will play a big part in the end! Don't worry about it!
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, poor Scotty can't go one freakin' day without somebody smacking him senseless. That sounds like an interesting idea. However, if they did that to Toad, Al would beat them. So, we'll leave it to the resident expert cross-dresser of the East Coast Misfits…
To Wizard1: Hey Wizard1! Where are you, man! WHERE IS CHAPTER FOUR, MAN!!!!! PUT IT UP, PLEASE!!!
It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, and claps* With this edition, we look at another member of the West Coast Misfits, everyone's favorite light-blasting disco queen, the Dazzler! (A/N: As before, I took Dazzler's comic origins, and altered them slightly as well as added some imagination)
Dazzler
Real Name: Alison Blaire
Class: Mutant
Allegiance: Misfits (West Coast Team)
Powers: Ali can basically convert sound into light. Strangely, she cannot use her own voice as a sound source. She can use the light she creates for various effects, like creating blinding flashes of light or harmless strobe effects. During the rescue of now-teammate Rictor from Virus in Mexico, Ali discovered she can also create protective light fields around herself and others. It's believed that with further development, according to East Coast Misfit member known only as Xi, Ali may be able to create destructive light blasts and even generate holograms.
Bio: As a kid, Ali Blaire never expected to be a mutant, much less a member of the American West Coast's premiere super-team. Born in New York, but raised in LA, little Ali dreamed of stardom as a singer, particularly in dance music. The daughter of lawyer Carter Blaire and his ex-actress wife Katherine, Ali was originally hoped to pursue law. At a high school dance, her powers emerged during a performance, but they were thought of as an ingenious light show.
At some point, Ali met and befriended future East Coast Misfit Lila Cheney, but the circumstances of that are unknown. It is known that the two argue constantly over musical preferences (Ace once said: "Those two are so different. Ali likes ABBA, Lila prefers AC/DC").
As a teen, Ali was a regular performer at the Starlight Club, a teen hangout in LA. The owner knew of Ali's mutantcy, but didn't care, because her powers allowed her to create a great show. It was here she got the name "Dazzler". However, the Starlight was in trouble, due to debts piling up. The owner was pressured to sell the club to a developer who wanted to mow the Starlight down and build a lot over it. Ali was infuriated by this.
Her beloved stage would be saved with the help of future teammate Ace Starr, codename Wildstar, who returned to his native LA after a visit to Japan (The same visit he met Sunfire). Ace heard about the Starlight crisis, and agreed to help Ali raise the money needed to save the club. Despite Ali's drawing power and the rock 'n' roll of Ace and his band, The Ballroom Blitzers, they didn't raise quite enough. Until a mysterious benefactor gave over 1 million dollars, which was more than enough. The Starlight Club was saved, and there was more than enough for renovations as well!
The Starlight Club saved, Ali said if Ace needed anything, he should let her know. After this, she met and befriended future teammate Terrell Mason, codenamed Velocity for his superhuman speed, and aerokinetic abilities (The power to manipulate air). Ace called on Ali and Terrell to help him, the X-Men, the Misfits, and the Avengers fight the bio-droid known as the Mimic with the help of Thunderbird, Thunderbolt, and Sunfire. Together with Siryn, former New Mutant Wolfsbane, and the Wolverine clone known only as X23, the new mutants defeated the Mimic, and the West Coast Misfits were born. The name originally came from the fact that three of the kids were California natives!
Ali serves with the team today, through their battles with the Surf Master (She played a pivotal role in his defeat, despite the fact she felt useless at the time because of her powers), Magneto, the Dreadnoks, and the Crushers.
Note: Ali's fascination with the 70s has caused her to wear her blonde hair like Farrah Fawcett, an object of jokes. Ali takes it all in stride. She still sings, performing at the Starlight, and singing for the Malibu Joes at talent shows.
Chapter 9: Of Insanity and Battles!
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"Okay, I got ten on Kurt getting slapped, and twenty on Colossus getting melted down!" Lance announced, writing some notes on a chalkboard.
"You're making bets at a time like this." X23 shook her head.
"Welcome to the Misfits, X." Ali laughed. "I'll put down a dollar on Sean beating the leprechaun."
"One dollar on the team winning!" Lance announced. "Ali Blaire, playin' it safe."
"What?! I'm normally not a betting girl! Gimme a break! Just because I'm a Farrah-haired blonde doesn't mean I'm a ditz!" Ali shrugged.
"Could've fooled me." Fox chuckled. "ACK!!!"
"DIE FOX!!!!" Ali hollered, strangling the Detroit native.
"No no no no no NO!" Kitty separated the two. "Like this, Ali!" Kitty started trying to wring Fox's neck.
"Why does Kitty hate Fox so much?" Ali asked Paige. Paige shrugged.
"All the girls hate his guts. Especially Kitty. Fox always cracks jokes about her father." Paige groaned.
"Hay, has anyone seen the Misfits?" Jesse asked.
"I'm one." Ali replied.
"No, the originals." Jesse said.
"Oh, the East Coast guys. I dunno." Ali shrugged.
"Hey, Hank wandered off! And he took all the green beer with him!" Angel called out.
"Uh-oh." Ali, Jesse, and Paige said.
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(Uptown Bayville)
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…" A tipsy Beast staggered into a bar, giggling and carrying a load of crates full of green beer. "Happy Birthday, St. Patrick. I'm bringing a bash no one will forget! In the words of the great Marv Albert, 'YES!'"
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(Downtown Bayville)
"GIMME ME DAUGHTER, YE JERK!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Banshee let loose a sonic scream that was much stronger than Siryn's (considering he was older and more practiced with his sonic powers than she was).
"Yer daughter is mine, boyo!" Lepronicus grinned. "And no matter how drunk ye get, ye cannot stop me, Cassidy!" He laughed as he leapt to and fro. Logan roared, striking with his claws at the King of Dark Leprechauns. "Oh ho, trying to slash me open with yer claws, aye savage one?" He blew some dust in the feral Canadian's face. Logan roared in pain. "Hee hee, hee hee! My my, this is fun AAAGH!!!!!" He got nailed in the back by Storm's lightning and Sunfire's flames. "AAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
"Even you can be ambushed, Leprechaun!" Sunfire smirked. Lepronicus snarled and blasted back Sunfire and Storm with his magic blasts. Colossus punched him from behind, causing him to land into an airplane spin from Thunderbird.
"I believe that Mr. Lepronicus is going for a spin, Peter." Thunderbird chuckled.
"Indeed." Colossus laughed. John pitched the leprechaun into a car, slamming him hard.
"Ohhhh…me head." Kurt 'ported in.
"I'll take zat." Kurt grinned, reaching for the bottle.
"Nae! Not till I get me revenge!" Lepronicus snarled. He tried to punch Kurt, but the German demon-like mutant 'ported. "What?" Kurt appeared again and shoved Lepronicus's hat over his head with a grin. "HEY!" Meanwhile, The East Coast Misfits were working on a battle plan.
"I am going to kill you guys." Pietro snarled. He was dressed like a female leprechaun. "Why do I have to do it? Why can't Wanda or Lila of you do this, Al?"
"Because it's funnier." Al grinned.
"Besides, Pietro. You like wearing women's clothing." Wanda grinned.
"Okay, just because you guys tricked me into singing 'The Lumberjack Song', that does not, I repeat, NOT mean I like to wear women's clothing!"
"Yeah sure. Considering the fact you once dressed up in Wanda's clothes to get some cookies we hid." Toad snickered.
"WHAT?!" Wanda roared.
"I LOST A BET WITH LANCE!!!" Pietro wailed. Wanda turned to Lance. Lance only shrugged.
"I have no idea what he's talking about." Lance smirked.
"Traitor!" Pietro snapped.
"As soon as this is over, you're a dead man." Wanda pointed at Pietro threateningly.
"Well, make Craig do this!" Pietro snapped.
"No." Wanda said.
"I hate this!" Pietro grumbled. "I still don't see why I have to do this!" He whined.
"Because it's funny! Now shut your yap, get out there, and start strutting!" Althea snapped. Pietro glared at a snickering Todd, Lance, Fred, St. John, Paul, Lila, Wanda, and Craig. Jake was back at the Mansion, helping keep things in line.
"Well, at least Red Dragon won't get to see this." Pietro sighed.
That's what he thinks. Wanda smirked to herself. She held a hidden camera. I think both Red Dragon and Foxfire will get a good laugh out of this.
Well, our East Coast Misfits appear to have a unique plan! What madness will happen next? What'll Pietro do? Will Fox see Wanda's tape? Can Lepronicus be defeated? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!