Sabre Dragon is sitting on a floating recliner drinking apple cider and being waited on by Marik and Bakura.
SD: "It's times like these were I love being an authoress ^__^ I thank all the reviewers at the bottom. Frankly I'd shower you with praise for the entire fic but I don't think (unless your an egotistical maniac like me of course!) That anyone would bother reading it ^__^"
Seto: "You think someone like HER would own Yu-Gi-Oh! All she owns is a keyboard. She doesn't even own the computer..."
SD: ";_ ; That wasn't nice... Marik, Bakura get him!" Holds up cucumber.
Everyone else: -_-;
SD: ^_^;;;;; "Wrong pocket..."
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Five minutes later in the Bakura household the doorbell rang. Dinggggg dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. There was the sound of someone hitting something. Ng.
Bakura: "Marik, you're finally here. " He held up a ripped pillow.
"Ryou is bouncing around with the bread knife." He gasped. "THE BREAD KNIFE!!!"
Marik: 0_0... "I thought you were the one with the addiction for knives..."
Bakura: "And other sharp pointy things. Don't forget daggers, or swords or sabres...."
Ryou: Bounces past Bakura. "London Bridge is burning down burning down burning down, London Bridge is burning down, needs more salsa!" Runs up and hugs Marik. "Hewo uwcle Mawik!" Goes back to singing "Build it up with lighter fluid, lighter fluid, lighter fluid, build it up with lighter fluid bring a ma-atch!" Runs off into the kitchen again.
Marik & Bakura: 0_o...
Bakura: "What were you saying about my hikari's behaviour being... NORMAL!"
Marik: " Are you sure he hasn't been near the sugar?"
Bakura: "No, he hasn't been near the kitchen yet..."
Marik & Bakura: "He went into the kitchen..."
Bakura: "Ra help me! Do you know what Hikari's are like around SUGAR!"?
Marik: "Lets compare my hikari to yours. I'm pretty sure mines worse, aren't you?"
Bakura: " No...Mine is!"
Marik: "No mine!"
Bakura: "MINE!!!"
Marik: "Is not!"
Bakura: "Is too!"
Marik: "Is no."
Both of them turn around at the large bang.
Ryou: "Heheheh. That crazy authoress girl was right, flour does explode!"
Marik & Bakura: "What crazy authoress girl?"
Ryou: "This one!"
SD: " Hi!!!"
Ryou & SD: "GOLLIWOGS UNITED!!!"
Marik: "...What's a golliwog."
SD: Puts on a lab coat and glasses. "A golliwog is a traditional British demon, not as most people assume a black person with frizzy hair. Golliwogs are incredibly destructive and evil and were actually featured in Enid Blyton's Noddy series, but were replaced with goblins by American publishers who didn't like golliwogs..." Returns to normal sugar high state. "DOWN WITH AMERICAN PUBLISHERS WHO CUT OUT ALL THE GOOD BITS OF JAPANESE T.V LIKE BAKURA WITH NO SHIRT!!!"
Bakura, Marik & Ryou: 0_o "That was very... strange..."
Sausage my plot Lycanthrope walks in and tosses SD over her shoulder.
Sausage: " This is why you DON'T drink apple cider by the litre. Sorry for any disturbance. My authoress is completely insane and you should probably put out that fuse sometime soon..." Vanishes in a puff of sugar.
Marik: "They had pictures of you WITHOUT your shirt on?"
Bakura: "What did that she mean by fuse?"
Ryou: Starts eating the sugar of the floor. "^______________^ I like my new friend!"
BOOM!!!
Bakura: "I guess that was the fuse wasn't it..."
Marik: "They had pictures of you without your shirt on and they didn't SHOW THEM ON AMERICAN TELEVISION!"
Bakura & Ryou: 0_0
Marik: "I mean, that authoress girl really was insane wasn't she..."
Suddenly the EVIL CAT. Bah boom bah!!! Walks into the room.
Precious: "Meeeooow." (Which translates in cat as, "How stupid can three people get?"
Bakura: "HIDE ME!!!" Jumps into Mariks arms.
Marik: Falls on floor. "You are sitting on my FACE!!!"
Ryou: " Time to try out that other thing that crazy person said!"
Marik: "Ra help us. She told you more. Is she insane!" Starts curling up in a ball.
Ryou: "Yep! ^_____^ "
Bakura: -- "She will die... "
Marik: Uncurls head from ball. " Ryou, whatever you do don't try anything that crazy girl told you to d... eep! That cat's still there!"
Precious: "Meeeeow meow." (In cat: "Die foolish mortals DIE!!!")
Ryou: 0_0 "I don't think that cat likes us very much..." Runs off and hides.
Bakura: "I told you Abiou that cat is the most EVIL being in the entire world!!!" Bah boom bah!
Marik: "Where is that bloody music coming from?"
Bakura: *gasp* "You, You're going BRITISH!!! Bah boom bah."
Marik: "Arghhh help me, I'll be turned into a bad dub. NOOOOOOO!!!!" BAH BOOM BAH!
Bakura: "You're right, they keep on playing scary music whenever something bad happens like watch. CUCUMBER!" Bah boom bah!
Marik: "What's so bad about a cucumber?"
Bakura: "Well... lets just say it involves Ryou's little cousin Emily and a pool filter."
Marik: "0_o that doesn't sound good..."
Bakura: "No it wasn't. Now I can't look at a cucumber salad without screaming..."
(Sd: "And moooving right along... My sick mind will be my downfall... .")
Marik: "Hey Bakura..."
Bakura: "What."
Marik: "Where the hell did Ryou go?"
Down the Hallway someone laughs evilly. "Hahahahahahahah with my new super powers I shall RULE THE WORLD!!!"
Marik & Bakura: 0_0
Bakura: "How long has he been gone?"
Marik: "Long enough to do something really stupid..."
Bakura: "Oh crap!"
Marik: "What now?"
Bakura: "That wasn't Ryou's voice right..."
Marik: "How can you tell?"
Bakura: "No British accent."
Marik: "Okay."
Bakura: "Soooo..."
Marik & Bakura: "Who's voice was it?"
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SD: "Aren't cliff hangers fun!!!"
Seto: "-_-; you realise she only stopped because she has absolutely no idea what's going to happen next."
SD: ^_____^ "And? Oh yeah I have to mention this, I AM NOT BASHING BRITSH PEOPLE!!! I STRONGLY DISLIKE BASHING AND I AM JUST MAKING A POINT!!!" Starts gasping for air. "Just in case it came across that way.^___^"
Seto: "-_- There are a lot of people out there who would question your sanity."
SD: ^___^ "I'd be one of them! Now thankies and glomphs go out to all these nice kind people who reviewed. You actually care!!!!"
Sugar Demon: "Hi Maya!!! Yep I used your idea about poochis, thanks for helping me with that... (May be not in maths next time though...) Golliwogs united!!!!"
eRIN: "Thank you! I've been told I have an overactive imagination... ^__^"
Virgo9000: "Heheheh I don't think it's humanely possible to crack like that... But then again what would I know ^________^"
Seto: "You realise she's going to experiment on me!!!"
SD: "Heheheheheh...yeah."
LittleYugiBoy: " ^___^ I plan on making plenty of people suffer yet!! But I don't think your Yami... (Is she your Yami???) Will be joining the "I was tortured by an insane authoress and survived" club yet! Please keep on reviewing!!!"
No one's friend: "I don't think I'll be killing Tea off... I can kill Teas dub artists though!" Starts smiling evilly.... "But the blowing up I will do!!" Boom boom time heheheheh. ^_____^"
Grabs large hammer and wanders off.
Seto: "See the blue button. Press it and wondrous things will happen. Including SD updating! Not that that's a good thing but..." Is hit on head with hammer.
Sd: " ^_______________^ Please be nice!"
SD: "It's times like these were I love being an authoress ^__^ I thank all the reviewers at the bottom. Frankly I'd shower you with praise for the entire fic but I don't think (unless your an egotistical maniac like me of course!) That anyone would bother reading it ^__^"
Seto: "You think someone like HER would own Yu-Gi-Oh! All she owns is a keyboard. She doesn't even own the computer..."
SD: ";_ ; That wasn't nice... Marik, Bakura get him!" Holds up cucumber.
Everyone else: -_-;
SD: ^_^;;;;; "Wrong pocket..."
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Five minutes later in the Bakura household the doorbell rang. Dinggggg dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. There was the sound of someone hitting something. Ng.
Bakura: "Marik, you're finally here. " He held up a ripped pillow.
"Ryou is bouncing around with the bread knife." He gasped. "THE BREAD KNIFE!!!"
Marik: 0_0... "I thought you were the one with the addiction for knives..."
Bakura: "And other sharp pointy things. Don't forget daggers, or swords or sabres...."
Ryou: Bounces past Bakura. "London Bridge is burning down burning down burning down, London Bridge is burning down, needs more salsa!" Runs up and hugs Marik. "Hewo uwcle Mawik!" Goes back to singing "Build it up with lighter fluid, lighter fluid, lighter fluid, build it up with lighter fluid bring a ma-atch!" Runs off into the kitchen again.
Marik & Bakura: 0_o...
Bakura: "What were you saying about my hikari's behaviour being... NORMAL!"
Marik: " Are you sure he hasn't been near the sugar?"
Bakura: "No, he hasn't been near the kitchen yet..."
Marik & Bakura: "He went into the kitchen..."
Bakura: "Ra help me! Do you know what Hikari's are like around SUGAR!"?
Marik: "Lets compare my hikari to yours. I'm pretty sure mines worse, aren't you?"
Bakura: " No...Mine is!"
Marik: "No mine!"
Bakura: "MINE!!!"
Marik: "Is not!"
Bakura: "Is too!"
Marik: "Is no."
Both of them turn around at the large bang.
Ryou: "Heheheh. That crazy authoress girl was right, flour does explode!"
Marik & Bakura: "What crazy authoress girl?"
Ryou: "This one!"
SD: " Hi!!!"
Ryou & SD: "GOLLIWOGS UNITED!!!"
Marik: "...What's a golliwog."
SD: Puts on a lab coat and glasses. "A golliwog is a traditional British demon, not as most people assume a black person with frizzy hair. Golliwogs are incredibly destructive and evil and were actually featured in Enid Blyton's Noddy series, but were replaced with goblins by American publishers who didn't like golliwogs..." Returns to normal sugar high state. "DOWN WITH AMERICAN PUBLISHERS WHO CUT OUT ALL THE GOOD BITS OF JAPANESE T.V LIKE BAKURA WITH NO SHIRT!!!"
Bakura, Marik & Ryou: 0_o "That was very... strange..."
Sausage my plot Lycanthrope walks in and tosses SD over her shoulder.
Sausage: " This is why you DON'T drink apple cider by the litre. Sorry for any disturbance. My authoress is completely insane and you should probably put out that fuse sometime soon..." Vanishes in a puff of sugar.
Marik: "They had pictures of you WITHOUT your shirt on?"
Bakura: "What did that she mean by fuse?"
Ryou: Starts eating the sugar of the floor. "^______________^ I like my new friend!"
BOOM!!!
Bakura: "I guess that was the fuse wasn't it..."
Marik: "They had pictures of you without your shirt on and they didn't SHOW THEM ON AMERICAN TELEVISION!"
Bakura & Ryou: 0_0
Marik: "I mean, that authoress girl really was insane wasn't she..."
Suddenly the EVIL CAT. Bah boom bah!!! Walks into the room.
Precious: "Meeeooow." (Which translates in cat as, "How stupid can three people get?"
Bakura: "HIDE ME!!!" Jumps into Mariks arms.
Marik: Falls on floor. "You are sitting on my FACE!!!"
Ryou: " Time to try out that other thing that crazy person said!"
Marik: "Ra help us. She told you more. Is she insane!" Starts curling up in a ball.
Ryou: "Yep! ^_____^ "
Bakura: -- "She will die... "
Marik: Uncurls head from ball. " Ryou, whatever you do don't try anything that crazy girl told you to d... eep! That cat's still there!"
Precious: "Meeeeow meow." (In cat: "Die foolish mortals DIE!!!")
Ryou: 0_0 "I don't think that cat likes us very much..." Runs off and hides.
Bakura: "I told you Abiou that cat is the most EVIL being in the entire world!!!" Bah boom bah!
Marik: "Where is that bloody music coming from?"
Bakura: *gasp* "You, You're going BRITISH!!! Bah boom bah."
Marik: "Arghhh help me, I'll be turned into a bad dub. NOOOOOOO!!!!" BAH BOOM BAH!
Bakura: "You're right, they keep on playing scary music whenever something bad happens like watch. CUCUMBER!" Bah boom bah!
Marik: "What's so bad about a cucumber?"
Bakura: "Well... lets just say it involves Ryou's little cousin Emily and a pool filter."
Marik: "0_o that doesn't sound good..."
Bakura: "No it wasn't. Now I can't look at a cucumber salad without screaming..."
(Sd: "And moooving right along... My sick mind will be my downfall... .")
Marik: "Hey Bakura..."
Bakura: "What."
Marik: "Where the hell did Ryou go?"
Down the Hallway someone laughs evilly. "Hahahahahahahah with my new super powers I shall RULE THE WORLD!!!"
Marik & Bakura: 0_0
Bakura: "How long has he been gone?"
Marik: "Long enough to do something really stupid..."
Bakura: "Oh crap!"
Marik: "What now?"
Bakura: "That wasn't Ryou's voice right..."
Marik: "How can you tell?"
Bakura: "No British accent."
Marik: "Okay."
Bakura: "Soooo..."
Marik & Bakura: "Who's voice was it?"
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SD: "Aren't cliff hangers fun!!!"
Seto: "-_-; you realise she only stopped because she has absolutely no idea what's going to happen next."
SD: ^_____^ "And? Oh yeah I have to mention this, I AM NOT BASHING BRITSH PEOPLE!!! I STRONGLY DISLIKE BASHING AND I AM JUST MAKING A POINT!!!" Starts gasping for air. "Just in case it came across that way.^___^"
Seto: "-_- There are a lot of people out there who would question your sanity."
SD: ^___^ "I'd be one of them! Now thankies and glomphs go out to all these nice kind people who reviewed. You actually care!!!!"
Sugar Demon: "Hi Maya!!! Yep I used your idea about poochis, thanks for helping me with that... (May be not in maths next time though...) Golliwogs united!!!!"
eRIN: "Thank you! I've been told I have an overactive imagination... ^__^"
Virgo9000: "Heheheh I don't think it's humanely possible to crack like that... But then again what would I know ^________^"
Seto: "You realise she's going to experiment on me!!!"
SD: "Heheheheheh...yeah."
LittleYugiBoy: " ^___^ I plan on making plenty of people suffer yet!! But I don't think your Yami... (Is she your Yami???) Will be joining the "I was tortured by an insane authoress and survived" club yet! Please keep on reviewing!!!"
No one's friend: "I don't think I'll be killing Tea off... I can kill Teas dub artists though!" Starts smiling evilly.... "But the blowing up I will do!!" Boom boom time heheheheh. ^_____^"
Grabs large hammer and wanders off.
Seto: "See the blue button. Press it and wondrous things will happen. Including SD updating! Not that that's a good thing but..." Is hit on head with hammer.
Sd: " ^_______________^ Please be nice!"