Sabre Dragon: "Hi! I'm back at school... Accordingly even if you break your arm you still have to go to school... ;_;" Waves her broken arm in air and starts screaming in pain.

Seto: "--; She has done that a total of..." Starts counting on a piece of paper.

Neko Mimiru: "It's sixteen times."

Seto: " 0_o Who are you?"

Neko Mimiru: "I'm the spirit of the millennium arm."

Sd: Stops yelling. "She's here to do the disclaimer!" Goes back to screaming..."

NM: " Is the little white name at the bottom of every ad break screen Sabre-Dragon? No? Then she doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Neither does she own Panteen. If she did she wouldn't be here."

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Recap: " The man eating cat aka. Precious little treasure... Locked the three idiots out of the house. Now launching operation Ryou bomb..."

Marik: "THE POINT WAS that my house has a kitchen."

Bakura: "I thought Malik blew it up?"

Marik: "Yeah but Ishizu got a new one..."

Ryou: "Can we go eat sugar now?"

Bakura & Marik: "NO!"

Ryou: "; _;" Starts crying.

Bakura: o_0 "Can he stop that? It's starting to REALLY scare me..."

Marik: "Meep! Hide me!" Runs and hides behind the tree.

Bakura: "What?"

Marik: From behind the tree. "It's the FGFCAGBAG!"

Bakura: "What the?"

Marik: "Ru-"

Marik gets cut short as a heard of screaming fan girls stampede over him and start hugging Ryou.

Bakura: "0_0"

Marik: "X__X"

Ryou: " When do I get the sugar?"

Bakura: "They're worse then the cat..."

Head fan girl: "Oh my god! We're the FGFCAGBAG!"

Bakura: "FGFCAGBAG?"

Group of fan girl cheerleaders: The FGFCAGBAG is an organization of fan girls dedicated to hunting down and glomping various bishie anime guys form all over the world. GO GIRLS!" Run back to glomping Ryou.

Marik & Bakura: "0_o Is that a normal hobby?"

Fan girl commander in chief: "Yep and it's very entertaining! You wouldn't believe how high some of them can scream ^___^"

Marik: "Now you know why I was RUNNING AWAY!"

Bakura: "Is it too late?"

Random fan girl: " Just in case you were wondering what our name means it stands for..."

Fan girl cheerleaders: "FANGIRLS FOR THE CAPTURING AND GLOMPING OF BISHIE ANIME GUYS!" Start back flipping and tossing pompoms.

Ryou: "Wheeee!" Starts tossing pompoms.

Bakura: Stares at the initiated Ryou who is now wearing an overly short skirt and crop top. "I am scarred for life..."

Marik: "0_o I'm glad he isn't my hikari..."

Bakura: "Do you think he'll believe me when I tell him about this?"

Marik: "No."

Bakura: "I didn't think so..."

Marik: "CAN SOMEONE GET RYOU OUT OF THAT MINISKIRT!"

Commander general rabid fan girl: " Well it could be done but I think it's going just a little to far..."

Marik: "I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT!"

CGR fan girl: "Then what did you mean?"

Marik: "I meant that GUYS ARE NOT MEANT TO WHERE MINI SKIRTS."

Fan girl cheerleaders: "He's a guy?"

Bakura: Pokes head down from tree. "YES!"

Fan girl cheerleader no 1: "But He's got such long soft silky hair!"

Ryou: "^___^ How do I keep my hair looking silky and smooth. The secret is Panteen. With it's rotting fish guts and used maggots Panteen puts the shine back in rough, tangled or dry hair.

Marik: In girlish model voice. "Let me at it!"

Fan girls: "See She's a Girl!"

Bakura: "0_o I'm his Yami. Am I a girl?"

Fan girls: "Oh my god! So you're a girl too!"

CGR fan girl: "Okay girls it's makeover time!"

Bakura: "0_0 What did they just say?"

Marik: "At least it's not me!"

Fan girl cheerleader no 2: "Oh yes it is! I mean look at your nails!"

Bakura & Marik: "0_0 Help..."

Ryou: "^_____________________^ This is Fun fun fun."

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Sd: "I've stopped screaming now! So I can properly introduce Neko Mimiru. She's the spirit of my millennium cast. Also called the millennium Arm. She's joining us for a wee while!"

Seto: "You know I feel really sorry for Marik and Bakura..."

Neko Mimiru: "At least you can't read her mind... It's worse..."

Sd: "Am I really that bad?"

NM & Seto: "YES!"

SD: "Okay I'm not sure if that was funny or not... I don't think it was my best work ever... But also... GO READ LITTLE YUGI BOY'S STORY!!! It's called the duellist quest so go and read!!! Please ^__^ Now it's that time again. Reviewer thanks!

Little Yugi boy: "Thank you thank you thank you for reviewing soooooooooo much! I love getting reviews!!!"

NM: "Is she always like this?"

Seto: "Yep..."

SD: "Ignore those two. I always do. ^__^ Thanks again. Did you see I made a reference to your story? PLEASE UPDATE!!!! thankies!

Esopha: "Hi! Yeah I kinda realised that... It's what started of the idea for this fic actually. After all no one said that the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats willingly..."

Little Yugi boy: "Okay I just realised that I'm probably going to thank you about five times in this reviewer thanks... hope you don't mind?"

PLT: Starts sharpening claws.... "WHO DARES LAUGH AT MY NAME?"

SD: "0_0 help..."

Padjeme: "See Seto, I'm not the only one who tortures you and Bakura! ^__^"

Seto: X______X

SD: "You didn't have to go and faint. Padjeme PLEASE UPDATE! I love your idea for a Bakura makeover!!!"

Little Yugi Boy: "I am soooooooooooo sorry I called Sakura your Yami! Please forgive me!!! Will you ever forgive me?" Starts sobbing. "I read your story so I think you might understand the reason for the sudden pleading... heheheh. Please forgive me!!!!!"

Hello!: "Yeah I'm going to change that summary, I'm not to good at summary writing though so it could be a while..."

Ten-kih Ho-shih: "I read your story. Please update soon!!! Thanks for saying my stories funny! I think any story I write sort of turns out that way unless I try to stop it... ;_ ;"

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SD: "One more thing. I need a few people to be in my story so if you review and say you'd like to be in then I'll try my hardest to put you in. I just need a few people to help torture; I mean educate Bakura and Marik. ^___^

NM: "Please read and review? I think..."

SD: "Yes pleeeease read and review... But no mean flames..."