Author's Note: Hey if two people like this story then I'll give you another chapter. I actually think this story can go places! WHAHAHAHA! SweetCandie, yup, you guessed where this story is going. In fact, your idea about Pegasus, can I use it please? It will add to the humor of this story. Thanks to my other reviewer Lerian Amaya! If I get more encouragement I write more!
Disclaimer: Yu-gi-oh and all its wonderful characters/properties
belong to their respective owners. I'd like to thank Kazuki Takahashi
for creating such a vivid, brilliant show!
Chapter 2. I guess a duelist must do what a duelist must do!
Yugi sat in front of his T.V., with his head prompt on his hand, continuing to stare is disbelief.
"You know Aibou, there'll be other tournaments. We don't have to go to every one." Yami comforted Yugi.
"I guess your right…!" Yugi sulked.
The broadcast continued on, the anchorwoman cleared her throat and continued "As for the prize Mr. Pegasus announced that the winner will receive 3 million dollars, a rare Dark Magician Girl card—"
Yugi's eyes gleamed. Yami, who in spirit form, sat besides Yugi, asked. "Are you sick… you got something weird going on with your eyes...?"
"Did you not hear?!? It's the DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!!!" Yugi squealed, causing Yami to squint a little.
"Are you some kind of fan?" Yami asked calmly.
"A FAN?!?! A MERE FAN!?!?! A FAN isn't what I am! I'm a FOLLOWER!! " Yugi went berserk throwing his arms up in a mad frenzy, the way they bended were most demonic like.
"AIBOU? ?!?! What's the matter with you? Calm dow—"
"CALM DOWN?!?! How can you ask me to calm down!!?" Yugi yelled to his other self, very un-like Yugi. "I need that Dark Magician Girl to build my deck… she can be a valuable asset. Imagine two Dark Magician Girls in my deck…" Stars appeared in Yugi's eyes.
Yami nervously chuckled and grinned. "Uh I guess your right…" He then looked away from Yugi, looking quite shaken.. Yami thought "Aibou is acting oddly. It's pathetic how he loves the Dark Magician Girl that much--"
"Yami…" Yugi's figure hovered cross-armed, menacingly over Yami. Yami quivered at his now angered Aibou. "… You know I can hear what your thinking…"
"Eep…" Yami gulped.
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"Ridiculous" Seto remarked. "What would I do with more money and a Dark Magician Girl card?"
"Too bad ni-sama" Mokuba chirped. "You couldn't go anyways, it's for girls only."
"It's stupid, who'd want to participate for a Dark Magician Girl anyways?" Seto replied, covering up for the mere thought of joining. "Though, what I wouldn't do to have a rematch with Pegasus!"
Mokuba shrugged and returned his attention back to the T.V., the announcer still hadn't finished her report, "Mr. Crawford also put up another card as a prize. Mr. Crawford states, 'This card has brand new art and is also especially rare!' The card is the Legendary--- BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON?!!?"
"WHAT!!!!!" Seto's voice rang through the mansion.
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"No way!" Joey surprised started at the screen. "The Blue Eyes White Dragon!?!?."
Joey was sitting in the middle of living room floor, gawking at the screen. Only moments ago he was depressed from the fact that he wasn't going to have a chance to fight against Yugi or the others, but now the opportunity to own a Blue Eyes White Dragon card was open for the taking.
"Now everyone will take me seriously if I had that card…" Joey chuckled lightly. "Oh, yes they will take me seriously! hahahaHAHAHA"
"Um… Joey… who are you talking to?" Joey's father asked as he entered the room, dropping all the groceries bags on the table.
Joey looked back and nervously scratched his head. "Uh gotta go, dad!" he made a dash for his room to plan his next move.
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Yami Bakura banged his head on the display window, banging his fist along in frustration. "No women possess Millennium Item…"
"Um… sir… there's a REALLY scary looking guy at our window," one of the store employees said, directing her comment to her manager. "He looks crazy…Sir? Sir? Where are you?"
The store employee, not noticing when her manger left, when in search for him. Not finding him within the store, the employee stepped out through the back alley to search there. All she found were his glasses. "That's strange" the employee thought
Regaining his composure, Bakura was about to leave when the broadcast displayed another image, one of--
Bakura gasped. "A MILLENNIUM ITEM?!?"
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"Ne-san {sister}!" Malik cried. The telecast had displayed on the screen his sister, Isis Ishtar.
"Isis Ishtar, from the Historical Society, has announced her participation in this tournament, commenting 'this would be a great way for women everywhere to show they are also as good as men'"
"Isis-sama is joining--" Rishid stating the obvious.
"All right…" Malik rose to his feet,. "I think I'll take up on your offer for the dress Rishid"
"You can't be serious…?!?" Rishid barely uttered. "Sir, won't you reconsider--!"
"No!" Malik barked, "Now go Rishid bring me my new dueling outfit!"
"The dress sir, or the cape?"
"Both" Malik bluntly replied
With a groan Rishid left thinking "… the things I do for this family"
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Otogi said his goodbyes to his lady friend, then proceeded back upstairs to check out the rest of the broadcast. Seems they were re-airing the rest of the report at six. Of course, he would like to find a method of promoting Dungeon Dice Monsters by getting as many details as possible.
Otogi walked over and sat in a huge Love Seat in his living room. Flipping through the channels, he found the correct channel the announcement was being broadcasted through.
"The tournament being held by Pegasus J. Crawford is planning to air the tournament worldwide. This is a great way for Industria Illusions to promote--.."
"World… wide…promote…" Otogi's grinned rather idiotically. " YES!!!!"
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Okay this wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be, but I got lots of ideas for later. First my plan is to make each of our duelists prepare individually, so next chapter is going to be… YUGI!!
Yugi: "please be kind to me…no seriously!"
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