Sabre-Dragon: "I am so so so so so so so soooorry!!!!!"

Seto, Bakura and Marik: "We who are about to be killed by reviewers salute you."

Sd: "Thanks --;"

Neko Mimiru: "She doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, or the reviewers. Yu-Gi-Oh is owned by ummmm what's his name again?"

SD: -____-;

Neko Mimiru: "And the reviewers are owned by..... The reviewers, I think..... Well don't steal them cause we need them."

SD: "I did have a reason for not updating.... Just in case anyone thought I was just being lazy but yeah... I don't really want to talk about it.... Anyways enough being depressed, (What's the point of escaping to imaginary worlds if you have to be depressed there to?) Time to start the long awaited (I hope) chapter!"

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Recap: The great almighty FGFCAGBAG have captured Bakura and Marik have called in reinforcements in the great quest to FIX MARIKS NAILS....

Commander general rabid fan girl: "Because you two are such a difficult case we've decided to call in our special secret members."

Bakura: "o_0 these people are starting to scare me..."

Marik: "What they've done to Ryou is the worst..." Points over to where Ryou is busy having his nails French manicured.

Bakura: "Really Really scaring me now..."

Random fan girl: "It gets worse ^__^ The special members have finally arrived."

Bakura: "Ummm who are the special members?"

Random fan girl no.2: "They are the best fan girls in the entire world, FANFICTION WRITERS!!!"

Bakura & Marik: "O_O does that mean?"

RF: "Yeah the only Fan girls who can actually CONTROL bishies, Every little fan girl dreams of becoming one of them and receiving the special key board of initiation..."

Bakura: "Is this fixation NATRUAL?"

Ryou: Bounces over. "Do you like my nails?"

Marik: "I can't watch...."

CGRF: "The FF. net writers have arrived!" Points over to a limo that has just suddenly appeared out of thin air.

Bakura: "How did that just happen?"

RF: "The ff.net Writers have magical powers... they use the power of the plot holes to travel."

FF Fan girls: "Hi!!! ^_____________^ WE are the FF.net Fan girls!!!" All run up and glomp Ryou.

Bakura: "Evil..."

Marik: "Jealous?"

Bakura: "NO!"

Marik: "Whatever..."

Yami Sakuno: "Marik!!" Runs up and glomps Marik round the neck.

Marik: "Can't breath... X__X"

Bakura: "0_o Is he... alright?"

Yami Sakuno: is still glomping Marik. ^____^ "He'll be fine"

Marik: ". Help me!"

SD: "Our dear friend Padmejem has something she wants to tell you Bakura."

(AN: It was Padmejems brilliant idea for the Bakura manicure. Did you mind if I expanded on it?)

Padmejem: "The best way to make your Hikari crazy is to give him Coffee and SUGAR!!!! Watch!" Types in a cup of coffee and hands it to Ryou.

Bakura: Winces as Ryou gulps down Coffee...

Ryou: ^_______________________^ "Wheeeeeeeeee!!!"

Starts bouncing round in circles.

SD: "^_______________^ And now it's time for your special treatment." Points a keyboard at Bakura. "You definitely need to do something with that hair! And get rid of that ring." Snatches the millennium ring off Bakura's neck and hands it to Little Yugi Boy. "Now you can torture someone lese instead of Sakura!"

LYB: "^_______^" Summons Dark Magician Girl and gets to work on Bakura's hair and makeup.

Bakura: "HELP ME!!!!!!!"

CGRF: "I'm impressed, Did you know they said they weren't girls?"

SD: "They both have longer hair then I do ;_ ; It's not fair...." Sips extra sugared apple juice. "WHEEEEEEE!!!"

Meanwhile YS has is being pried off Marik.

Marik: X______________X

Sugar Demon: "Ummm I think he died..."

YS: "Oh well!!"

Sd2: "That's a bad thing...." (AN: I just realised that Sugar Demon and me have the same initials... She is now Sd2!")

YS: "It is?"

Sd2: "^_~... I think so... Oh well!" Goes back to applying Marik's eyeliner.

Marik: X________X

And back to Bakura...

LYB: "What do you think?" Points to a newly made up Bakura wearing Jeans a pink Strawberry top with his hair in pigtails with pink ribbons. "Do you like the makeup?"

Bakura: "What have you done to me? I'm a GUY!!!"

SD: "Whatever."

Bakura: "I AM!!!"

CGRF: "I love what you've done to Marik!"

Padmejem, YS and SD2 drag in a remade-up Marik.

Padmejem, YS & SD2: "You like it?"

Marik: "X____________X"

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SD: "Heheheh even more cliff hangers, I'm cruel I know!"

Seto: "You enjoy this don't you?"

Sd: "^_________^ Yep, And I just wanted to say that I took a lot of liberties with personalities. I hope you forgive me. And I am NOT usually a pink crazed make-up crazed person, Blame the apple juice!!"

NM: "Please read and review!!"