Comments: Well so far there are only a few people in the story. Eventually I'll bring in others, but my main cast has to go first. Gotta build a plot! (*thunder*) Hey this has a plot! For those of you who don't like me using Japanese phrases, or if I screwed it up entirely, it isn't my fault. It comes out naturally! I'm hooked on the Japanese anime! I picked up a couple of words in Japanese and I can't stop saying them!! Just so you know, Yugi DOES have a mother! For some reason they cut her out in the dub!
Author's Note: … I think I have nothing better to do. I guess writing a fanfic is all I can do to NOT get my work done! The 7th Toraphim, many thanks and yes Tea/Anzu will be included and well you'll see what I have planned. Yami Tails I'll continue when I get a bored or have time. Spring Break means more time! But I have night school too…dammit…. Random Rockstar you such a buddy thanks for reviewing! Sailor Comet thanks for reviewing. I try not to be too OOC with the characters but sometimes it can't be helped. SweetCandie, I'll try my best to keep updating! I saw your profile (I REALLY don't have anything to do) well anyways you like Pegasus, right? Some people, I've noticed don't like him and/or Tea/Anzu. Personally, I try my hardest not to bash on anyone. Bashing is wrong. Terribly, Terribly wrong! See for example:
Imaginary hammer comes out of nowhere and "bashes" Yugi on the head (A/N: a play on words WHOO-HOO!)
Yugi: Owie…
See! No one likes to "bash"-ed on, it hurts a character and it tarnishes his or her image.
BASH. BASH. BASH.
Yugi: AHHH! Stop it you whore!
……... (*GASP*)
Yugi: I'm sorry it's just that I don't like you! And I can be OOC once in a while.
Point taken, you multi-personality psycho!
Yugi: HEY! You're bashing me!
BASH! BASH! BASH!
Yugi: (*out cold*)
Uh… would you look at that… he's sleeping…(*shifty eyes*) Every character is beautiful in their own way, everyone! Don't make me bash Yami! I'll do it! I'm armed with my imaginary hammer! I'm not afraid of his legions, upon legions, of fan girls (*realizes what she's saying*)… oh crap yes I am!
Did you understand the meaning of me trying to talk to a make-believe hottie? I hope so! Everyone needs to know this powerful speech! Spread the message! Oh wait I sound like Tea, she's so… ERGH I don't like bashing! By the way does she seem that annoying? I see more of the Japanese so she's not bad, she's just somewhat odd. Before you point "ANZU-LOVER" I'm not, I like Seto Kaiba and only him… well Mokuba is okay, but Kaiba is my idol! It's okay to point and say "KAIBA-LOVER!" and if you happen to mispronounce by saying "Kaiba's lover," it's okay. I forgive you! (*wink wink*)
Disclaimer: If I did own Yu-gi-oh then this story would
have been made into an episode! If you didn't understand it, no I
don't own Yu-gi-oh and pray I don't!
Chapter 3: Yugi-kun, I don't think so!
"When there's a will there's a way!" Yugi doubtfully proclaimed.
"Aibou… I like you, you're a kind person and all but this… this is madness!" Yami sighed.
"Yami, this plan is full proof!"
"Oh yeah! Take a look in the mirror!"
"Are you questioning my style!"
"Noo…" Yami sarcastically commented.
"Just need to fix the make-up that's all!"
"I don't think that'll help…" Yami thought, this time remembering NOT to share it with Yugi. "Please, oh PLEASE, listen to reason!" Yami pleaded. He was going to have nightmares after all this is over.
"Oh so your quest for you memories is more important than my Dark Magician Girl!" Yugi yelled. "Oh so Mr. High and Mighty Pharaoh thinks he's…." thinking for a moment. "…That he's… all High and Mighty!!!"
"You know, you never act like this with anyone else, your even nicer to someone like Kaiba!"
"He didn't want to thwart me from my Dark Magician Girl!" Yugi pouted.
"He ripped your Grandpa's Blue Eyes!" Yami retorted.
"All the more reason to participate," Yugi replied. "If I win the Blue Eyes then BAM, Grandpa would just die!"
Yami gasped. "Heartless!"
"It's an expression, he won't die for real!"
Yami rolled his eyes, "I don't know Aibou... If you're going this far with the tournament then I wonder what's next?"
"Look I—"
"What is it? What's wron--" Yami asked.
Yami's words were cut off by a blood-curdling scream.
"Mother! This isn't what it looks like!" Yugi screamed, grabbing the nearest thing to cover himself up, sadly it was his own mother's dress that he planned on trying on. In panic, Yugi threw that away and grabbed the only thing he could find, a pair of his own boxers, one's with little monsters on them. Quickly he slipped it over his face. Since his hair was pointy several pieces stood out from the openings.
"What's going on?" Grandpa Muth ran in after hearing the scream. "Oh dear!!" Lifting the broom on his hand he began whacking what he thought was an evil demon "BEGONE evil one!"
"AIYEEE" Yugi said bringing his arms up defensively "It's me! Yugi!"
"Yugi!!?!?" Grandpa yelled. "What's going on?!?!"
"Oh my son's become a thing now…" Yugi's mom sobbed as she fell to her knees, her face buried in her hands.
Ashamed and rather beaten, Yami took off the boxers in his face to reveal, what he and Yami were discussing earlier. It's best to say that his Grandfather was horror-stricken, and once again hit Yugi with the broom.
"That hurts!" Yugi rubbed his head.
"Yugi! You have some explaining to do!" Grandpa warned.
(A/N: I'm sure you want to know why Yugi's guardians are panicking and why Yami doubted what his Aibou was wearing wouldn't fool anyone. Well here goes)
Yugi bowed his head slightly as bow had fallen in front of him. First his hair currently had a pink bow for every spiky strand. Secondly, he had no shirt on because apparently he was in the process of stuffing a bra he was wearing with tissue paper. Lastly, his makeup that would make Picasso roll over in his grave! Yugi concentrated heavily on the mascara, the lipstick was too red and was all over his face, his eyelids with barely visible pink, and the blush was purple. Yugi wasn't trained in knowing the difference between purple eye shadow and pink blush! (He was a duelist, not a makeup artist!)
"Uh…!" Yugi stuttered.
"AIYEEE!!" Yugi's mom screamed. "Yugi!! Don't' speak! You'll break your mother's poor fragile heart! Where'd I go wrong? Was it all those times I wasn't around cause of my gambling problems?"
"Well actually…" Grandpa stated.
"Or was it because I let your grandfather take care of you when I went on vacation!" Yugi's mom glared at Grandpa pointing her finger at him. "It's your fault! You and that cult game he keeps playing!"
"Dear, I don't think it's bad, let the boy talk" Grandpa nervously smiled, turned and giving Yugi a death glare "Talk boy!"
"Well I…" Yugi wanted to lie, but it wasn't his nature. "I want to enter an all-female tournament… to...uh... impress a girl!" …Okay so he can lie…
"Why are you dressing up as one, if you want to impress a girl?" Grandpa arched an eyebrow.
"Well you see… she's… so… she's a… feminist… and this tournament motto is you know… Girl Power… uh… well that's to say there aren't many female duelist… she's a man-hater… but she likes men… well she hates them… but that's not what I meant… I…I…want to seeher to see that I'm sensitive..." Yugi wasn't able to finish his sentences. The room was getting dizzy and stuffy. He felt he was going to faint any second.
It didn't' help that both his guardians were standing there, staring at him skeptically. Yugi could see darkness, then brightness, then all over again. There was no doubt that he would faint soon. It seemed that this staring contest going on between him and them was going on for an eternity.
The silence was broken.
"How cute!!" Yugi's mother and Grandpa squealed in unison. Yugi jaw dropped in shock.
"Let me help you, dear, after all you need a women's expertise!" Yugi's mom winked at her son. Yugi chuckled nervously at his mother's sudden willingness.
"I'll see if I can find time out of my busy schedule to help you." Grandpa shook his head in agreement.
"Your busy schedule? You sweep outside in the same place all day, how can you not have time?"
"Have you seen our neighbor? She's hot!" Grandpa went in for a high five from Yugi yet he received instead a slap on the back of his head from Yugi's mom.
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Grandpa doesnt' sweep the same place for just cleaning purposes only people! I guess you wanted the Yugi's end result, well HA! Your not getting one till I'm done with Seto, Bakura, Otogi, Joey, and Malik. Review and I'll go faster! These may not seem so funny, but hell even I'm not the comic queen… I'm not hyper, I'm sleep-deprived, and I'm hungry! I think I'll catch a few Z's!
REVIEW and I'll give you this… happy smile? I can't give you anything material! It would be wrong if I offered a Yami with every review. (he's not real!) If you believe that then… get help? Kidding! I see "Review and I'll give you a 'something' doll' way too often and wondered if those people were rich, cause I'm gullible, and I truly believed I would get a mini-'something' doll. Damn you, deceiving authors!
Next up Seto!
Seto: ... this coffee you gave me taste's funny... what's in it?
Um... sugar?
Seto: So this is what it feels to take sugar, I feel as if I could crack a smile... almost...
Review!