Comments: There AREN'T any implied romances as of yet! I don't think of this as a romantic fic, probably if I do it will be for humor. If it seems like something is going on between two characters there isn't!
Author's note: I've been updating whenever I've had the chance so far. This will probably be the last update for a bit. Since this fic is going so well my updates won't be so stretched out, it'll probably take 3 days till I update again. My plans also include updating my other two fics, I'm hoping to update those one more time before I give up. I have to get to work on projects and I have a lot studying to do! Hope you understand. I have to study for 3 DIFFERENT schools. One is for a class at a community college, the next for the college I'm actually attending full-time and the last for driving school! GAH! I have till the end of this week to finish everything!
Now for my reviewers:
Fuzzle - Thank you! Thank You! Flattery is always welcomed!
Hikari – Yay! You reviewed so you'll get your update.
Magicman/Smokegirl – I 'm sure we can teach all those 'champion duelists' a thing or two! I'm willing to become a partner in crime… what? Who said anything about doing something illegal! You heard nothing! Knowing me though, if I became a Yu-gi-oh character I'd probably kidnap them all in a knapsack (a huge one) and take them to Seto's home since it's so comfy! I'll get the strength to haul them back from somewhere.
sakuya – Trust me, they will have some troubles, but I don't know if it'll be as bad as Yugi. I like Yugi, he's an easy target, not that he's weak but he's vulnerable and I find that an attractive quality. Oh yes, Isis will see her little brother (or should I say sister?), but you have to wait.
Georgia – Yes MORE!!
Celtic Guardian Princess – Yugi can and will lie! MWHAHAHA! It would seem pathetic, in my mind, that he explained that all he wants it the Dark Magician Girl to his guardians. Thank you so much for review, it brightened up this dark, gloomy, rainy day.
Now next up, is Seto Kaiba!
Seto: (*tied up in a chair*) Lemme go!
Oh come now Seto, Yugi's chapter wasn't so bad.
Seto: What do you mean! You literally got him get abused by a broom! Why kind of stupid author.... are ...you..?
It wasn't intentionally, it's all for humor
Seto: I-I-I…slike…shu…s-h-h…
Oh look, the drugs in your coffee are taking effect! (*Cooing*) Oh Seto-sama time for your make over! (*Armed with eye liner*)
Seto: shupid…. slitch… (*Passes out*)
What, What was that? I'm your favorite! Why, thank you! Now on with the fic!
Disclaimer: No, No, and No! I do not own Yu-gi-oh!
Ooooh that rhymes!
Chapter 4 The Troubled CEO of KaibaCorp
Seto Kaiba was not a very happy man. Well, he was a un-happier person this particular day. One day had passed since Pegasus's new tournament was announced. To calm his nerves Seto had decided it would be best to keep busy. However, the words The Legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon played in his head over and over again like a broken record.
"Stupid, Stupid, Stupid" the CEO sat in his office chair, driving a letter opener several times into a stack of papers.
"Ni-sama {big brother}." Mokuba chimed, opening the door, popping his cute little head in the room. "Ni-sama?"
"What is it Mokuba?" Seto asked, slightly mumbling 'Stupid Pegasus' as he took a stab.
Mokuba grinned timidly "Say, Ni-sama. I got the solution to all your problems!"
"And what would that be?" Seto took several more rapid strikes saying 'my precious blue eyes' 'damn you Yugi, it somehow your fault' 'I wonder if the new art looks cool?'
The infuriated Seto exclaimed. "I just can't see my Blue Eyes in the arms of another…" Mokuba giggled, Seto sighed, irritated "Mokuba, I just don't want anyone using them against me. Stop acting so childish!"
Mokuba smiled, in his mind there played a scene of see his older brother running in cartoon figure form all over the world ripping up any copies of the Blue Eyes White Dragon. He truly loved his brother. Shaking his head, Mokuba returned to reality "Ni-sama, why don't you just have someone use your deck on your behalf!"
"Let them use my deck!" Seto gasped. "Little brother I couldn't tarnish my cards like that!"
"Then you'll listen to my idea?" Mokuba grinned from cheek to cheek.
"Darn his cuteness!" Seto secretly thought. "All right, what is it?"
"Dress up as a girl!"
"WHATTTTT!!!!!!" (A/N I like it when Seto's say "Nani?" In Japanese so I use that a lot. Nani means What in Japanese in case you didn't know.)
"But you said it was okay if men dressed up as women. Saying it was natural if men did that. That's exactly what you said after Duel Monster's Quest!" (A/N: Referring to they time Mokuba dressed as the queen/princess that looked like him)
"That was different!" Seto yelled causing Mokuba's eyes to water "I mean, no it's not!" Seto swallowed his pride. He hated to see Mokuba tear up like that. After the whole ordeal in the virtual world, Mokuba went through a scary phase. Mokuba had found it rather comfortable to dress up in women's clothing, wherever he got them from is still unknown. For the sake of not upsetting him, Seto told Mokuba it was all right for such things to happen and not 'no little brother you're a little freak!' Eventually Mokuba realized that women's clothing weren't his style and let go of that little fetish.
"I guess, I'll go with your plan" Seto blurted out, but his mind was screaming at him. Why had he agreed to this?
"Yay!" Mokuba cheered. "Great! I got us some professional help!"
"Help?" Seto reached to stop his brother "Wait a minute, Mokuba!"
"I'll be back!" Mokuba said, shutting the door behind him.
"Why am I doing this?" Seto sat in disbelief. He didn't know that even his little brother could actually force him to participate in such a low act. Maybe I could just go with this plan for one day...What am I thinking!!!"
"I'm back!" Mokuba came rushing through the door.
"Mokuba, I've been thinking maybe--" Seto stopped speaking when he noticed who was walking behind Mokuba. "Kujaku Mai!"
"Good morning Seto Kaiba!" Indeed in front of him stood Mai Kujaku (A/N: a.k.a. Mai Valentine, I like her Japanese last name more) She approached his desk and hopped on it, comfortably adjusting herself. Teasingly she spoke, "I didn't expect you of all people to want my help" she giggled at the last part.
Seto yanked his hair. He was horrified at what Mokuba had done. Did his little brother hate him or something?
"Ni-sama, I told Mai everything" Seto's mind screamed even louder at Mokuba's statement "She agreed to help!"
"MOKUBA!!" Seto was covered with sweat. "Whatever my little brother told you was a lie. Children tend to have vivid imagination!" Seto glared threateningly at Mokuba.
"He's just a little shy," The unfazed Mokuba said. That ended with Seto pounding his head against the desk.
Mai covered her mouth from laughing too hard. "So the real Seto Kaiba wants to participate in an all-female tournament?"
"I don't want to anymore!" Seto glared.
"OH! So it is true! You were thinking of going!" Mai playfully giggled, but ended up in a roar of laughter, Mokuba joining her.
In frustration Seto buried his face in his hands. Me and my big mouth. Peeking through, he could see Mokuba and Mai holding their stomachs from all the laughing.
"Stop that!" Seto shouted.
"This'll cost you Kaiba! Oh! But your not participating." Mai mocked as she brought her finger to trace around Seto's desk. "So the Blue Eyes belongs to me then!"
Seto growled. Mai continued, clasping her hands together "Imagine a Blue Eyes, give it a couple of Dragon Treasures and he'll be unstoppable. Wait, with my Harpy Lady deck though, it won't be that useful. Maybe I'll just keep it somewhere so it can collect dust!"
"NOOOO!!!" Seto shouted. This time she'd gone TOO far. "All right, all right, but not a word to anyone if you know what's good for you!"
"Money will make me shut up" Mai winked.
Seto exhaled sadly. "Money? No wonder."
"It would be boring tournament otherwise, I want to beat the Blue Eyes White Dragon champion to win a Blue Eyes. With you there it will be a challenge." he stared at her, " The money can help me pay my bills too! I'm running low and a girl's gotta shop!"
"So all those rich guys are not helping?" Mokuba perked.
"Eh?" Seto and Mai glared at Mokuba.
"That's what Ni-sama said. He said you probably swindle old rich guys to give you money for your body." Mokuba grinned. "What does that mean, Mai?" If he was being naïve or not is not known.
Seto raised his hands defensively "No I didn't! No I didn't!
Please don't look at me like that! What are you doing with that…!
Put it down! NO stop!!"
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Okay that last part was a slight bash but not so bad as to say that a character actually that way. This chapter isn't very funny. It's hard to think of funny things for Kaiba. I'd do anything to him…FOR! I mean I'd do anything for him! Review please!
Next up: Malik Ishtar!
This will be the easiest one!
Malik: HEY! That short shirt drives the women wild!
Um... yeah... REVIEW!