Comments: Since I like to keep this somewhat close to the original series, I won't give Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, and Yami Malik there own bodies. I might change that later. The Hikari's share their bodies with their respective Yami's for now. By the way, Yami Malik will be in this fic LATER on, now isn't appropriate.
Author's Note: Okay I know I said I wouldn't update till 3 days from now, but I got bored plus I have a case of insomnia! I think I probably slept a total of… hmm… 2 hours? I wanted to get started on writing on Malik before I forgot what I planned. Only three reviews this time, I think I know why. It's not a very good idea to update on Sundays when FFnet has the most problems.
To my reviewers:
Trupana, wouldn't it be great if I could write a Seto/Mai! That's a couple I'd like to see! Unfortunately I don't want to start romance just yet or even have one, I'm not sure! If I did, it'll be, well, I don't know who'd I pair up! Someday I'll write a Seto/Mai for my own fetish reasons! (The little devil on my shoulder tells me so!) Sometimes writers have their preferred couplings, so it's hard for me to decide on which one should be used. I don't want this story to be too romantically involved anyways. I'm intrigued by the idea, though! Don't worry I'll give you hints, since you asked so nicely! (^_^)Wait for later chapters, I have to finish Joey, Bakura, and Otogi first.
SweetCandie and Sailor Comet, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You two are such wonderful reviewers! Thanks for the ideas! Both of you suggested that I used Ryou, I was thinking in terms of using Ryou, but now by your reviews I now know how to! A little light bulb in my head clicked! Wahahahahahahaha! Well you'll have to wait and see Bakura's tranformation! He's the hardest for me to grasp since he's such a cuttie!
I'm sorry to say I didn't watch most of the series at the beginning. I began watching around the Pegasus vs. Yugi duel, so… hehehe… I don't know very much about anything before that particular saga. HOWEVER, I have seen COMPLETELY all of Battle City to the beginning of Noa's appearance and I've gone to several sites that explain where the manga is so far. I know enough to know a bit of the characters, but not too much. The series is AWESOME later on. It's driving me nuts that I haven't been able to finish the Noa episodes. My DVD stops right when it was getting interesting.
Malik-kun, oh Malik-kun, where are you?
Malik: (*muffled*) Leave me alone! Rishid, help!
Oh come now, I'm sleepy, don't make me take my imaginary hammer out and bash you!
Malik: You wouldn't dare! I have fan girls too!
Yeah right! Like I'm afraid. I'll be just like Indiana Jones! I'll just use my whip, which by the way could be used for other purposes if you get my drift (*wink*) , to escape and charter a plane out of here! It's a perfect plan! Snakes will be the only thing I fear! Bring on the fan girls! I fear nothing!
Malik: Look, you psycho! First, you're afraid of EVERYTHING! Next, you're talking to Microsoft Word, thinking I'm Malik, and that I'm hiding in the closet--!
AH-HA! So you're hiding in the closet!!
Malik: …oh damn…
Disclaimer: I don't own Microsoft Word, Indiana Jones, Blockbuster or Yu-gi-oh… did it even make sense that I wanted to be Indiana Jones? He's sexy and I'm well not…! But I think it be fair if I force the gang to cross dress that I should do the same!
WARNING: There's a warning? Yes my friends
there is. I might have gone slightly too far with this particular
chapter. There's a scene involving a bit of Yaoi but nothing that
will make you run off screaming, it's supposed to be funny! Sorry to say
I don't write that kind of stuff unless it's for humor.
Chapter 5 The Caped Leader of the Rare Hunters
"Sir, I've brought you what you asked for." Rishid said while spreading all the garments, jewelr, and accessories on a huge bed.
"Help me into this dress Rishid!" Malik huffed, while jumping up and down. Malik was unable to reach the zipper in the back of the dress, and was struggling his hardest to reach it.
"Malik-sama" Rishid wanted to plead, but stopped speaking, "Ah, I give up! Let the little twerp make an ass of himself"
"Rishid! Help me!" Malik frowned. "Blasted thing! How the hell do you get it on?" Malik continued to jump up and down and up and down.
Rishid could only sadly sigh, "I don't think I want to help you destroy yourself"
"Don't make me go 'Matrix' style on you Rishid. I can make scary karate sounds." Malik threatened.
"Sir, it's what you saw was just a movie!" Rishid exclaimed, doubting Malik could pull out any moves by wearing that dress.
"That reminds me, make reservations for the next screening! I say this Sunday would be great!"
"Malik-sama, this weekend is the tournament!" Rishid stated, not forgetting to murmur, "it's not even playing you--!"
"What the hell is wrong with you Rishid!?!? You tried to make reservations when I have to be at the tournament!!" Malik scolled. "If I didn't need you, I'd sooo fire you!"
"If you don't recall, your not permitted to leave the shadows of our home until the tournament! Our people--"
"Now that was a good movie!"
"It wasn't even a movie, it's a mere sentence!" Rishid shouted. "Why? Oh Why did they build that underground Blockbuster for you!"
"It gets boring down here!" Malik pouted "You can't you plot to kill the Pharaoh all day long! That Blockbuster is a shrine! My people suffered for it!"
"They suffered because of the Pharaoh! Oh why do I even bother?" Rishid moaned while looking to sky as if it had the answer.
"Get to work Rishid!" Malik pointed to the zipper on his back.
"Malik-sama…fine…" Rishid had to blame all this on the fact that Malik hadn't gotten out very much. Sadly, the Ishtars were to live in the Shadows to protect the Millennium Tauk (A/N: Necklace) and Millennium Rod. Seemed after Malik was placed in charge he created a tiny food court and other variety shops, his favorite was of course 'The Gurus Cape O' Rama'. The boy wanted to make the best mall there was! But let's not forget they're in Egypt, and who'd come underground to a mall anyways? "Malik-sama, it's not going up! I'm afraid you're not as petit as Isis-sama"
"Okay I have an idea!" Malik proclaimed. "I'll lay down on the bed, holding my breathe will make my tummy go flat while you pull up on the zipper! I've seen women do that when they put on jeans, it looks simple!"
"All right, then" Rishid felt wigged out by getting into an uncomfortable situation.
Malik crawled on top of the bed and lay down. He sucked in all the air he could to flatten his stomach in as much as possible. Rishid proceeded with the horrible task of zipping up his master's dress.
"Do it harder Rishid!"
"I'm trying!"
"OW that hurts!"
"I'm sorry, it just got caught on something, I'll try harder!"
"Hurry up! I want it done now! They say that this was supposed to quick and easy!"
The door creaked, and then a loud scream followeed by a loud thud!
"Eh?" Malik looked behind him shocked to see that his sister, Isis, had been occupying the doorway and is now laying unconcious.
Malik and Rishid at each other and screamed in unison. Rishid apparently was on top of Malik and the situation didn't appear good. "GET OFF!" Malik panicked, kicking Rishid off of him. "Ne-san, it's not what you think! Wake up! Oh no… OH NO!"
Later.
"So… let me get this straight" Isis spoke "You weren't doing anything wrong?"
"Ne-san, how can you say such things" Isis eyed the dress Malik was wearing. "Okay, I'll explain, it all started with--RISHID HITTING ME ON THE HEAD!!"
"Isis-sama, don't listen to him! He's entering that all-female tournament!" Rishid pleaded, who was busy fanning Isis after her passing out.
"Did I say you could stop fanning me?" Isis glared at Rishid, who was not happy with neither one of them. "Of course he's lying! He's Malik! The one who made copies of the Kuriboh and peddled them off as rare cards."
"Stupid ungrateful kids…" Rishid thought as he continued to fan Isis, he pleaded with Isis, "Isis-sama, could you please talk him out of it?"
"Malik-kun, why are you participating?" Isis asked rather coldly.
"Ne-san, if I participate I might get those rare cards to copy! Plus I saw you on T.V. and I wanted to participate too!" Malik pouted slightly, hoping to score points with Isis.
"Well I forgive you little brother, but I think you'll need my help, too. Rishid will help too!" Isis smiled. "Isn't that right Rishid?"
"Like I have a choice." Rishid unhappily thought.
"You should know Malik" Isis grinned, "Rishid does a killer make over! Who do you think taught me all I know?"
"Isis-sama, I thought we were going to keep that between us!" Rishid protested.
"Oh come on, why Rishid taught me about my monthly visitor, he was so gentle, so caring. Like a mother" Isis grinned even wider.
Rishid bowed his head in defeat; he didn't want to be embarrassed front of Malik!Nnow he'd probably look even sadder in Malik's eyes.
"What's a monthly visitor?" Malik asked quizzically. "Is there some uncle I dont' know about!"
Well… maybe not….
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(*In the Indiana Jones outfit*) I don't think I could pull this off! Who wants to see Yami in this outfit instead? Okay, I know Malik's OOC in this story and so is Rishid, oh hell everyone is, but I like them this way. I got somewhat dirty in this chapter, sorry about that! Not as good as the last chapter but I'm sleepy! I'll probably make changes later.
Next up Joey!
Joey: NO!! Stay away you heathen! (*Runs away*)
(*Uses whip to catch Joey and yanks him back*) See, a whip has other purposes!
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