Author's Note: All reviews from chapter 6 will be responded next chapter! I'm REALLY impressed by those I've gotten so far. Blame my laziness that I won't comment in this chapter! Gomen~!
sakuya – Yeah, I went a little too far with Malik, but I was thinking about this on my way back from McDonalds, perhaps maybe that explains that scene…
ACME-Rian – I like your advice but I hope you understand I got the appearance all fixed in my head already, especially concerning the puzzle. HOWEVER, I like the purple-black dress and white boots, could I use that idea please?
Hikari – Yami Bakura would resemble a female the most (Ryou's voice, hair, eyes), but well it'd be weird if he didn't fix himself up, plus where's the fun in that? (Thanks or suggesting!) Concerning Kaiba, I just don't know! I'm so complex!
Rubycon Cream – KAWAII! Now your putting pressure on me, no, I'm only kidding (*starts sweating uncontrollably*). Thank your sister for me! Your review was just what I needed! No seriously, you gave me a boost of energy! Your so kind, hope I don't let you down with this fic!
Magicman/Smokegirl – HA! I knew you'd follow my unjust ways! Actually you are the one to guess what I had planned for Bakura-chan by having Tea enter the scene! We think alike, wait… it's like you're reading my mind… hmmm… I'm starting to become suspicious of you…. LOL, only kidding! (*GLARE*)
Trupana – That sucks that you had to review a second time, I'm going on hiatus because my computer keeps freezing! I have to do something about that soon! Yeah I made Isis OOC too, whoops! I thought I made her sound angry… guess not! Besides that please send me in your work, I'd love to read it! I don't have any other way of contacting you, so please send them to me by e-mail. Rishid can of course help you for prom! After all he runs the salon in the underground mall!
SweetCandie – Ah, my fateful friend. Don't mind me calling you friend, do you? You've been a great push for me to hurry the hell up! Thanks for being my reviewer! It's been an honor!
Sincere Angel - BWHAHAAHAHA I'm glad you love my fic. I'm getting to Bakura after this chapter. I hesitate since EVERYONE LOVES RYOU (instead of Raymond, he can get lost when it comes to Ryou!). Show more of Bakura dammit!! Rally with me, pick up your pitchforks and let's… let's swim for Japan to protest since I'm to poor to pay for transportation! Who's with me!?!?
Sailor Comet – My buddy! Can I call you that! It's been a pleasure to get all those reviews for my story! I saw your fan art of Trowa for St. Pattie's it was so cute! Truly talented artist you are! I tried to see the others but noooo my screwy computer will only let me use WORD or go to sites that are already in my History! (It's on life support!!) I'm anxious to see the rest of your work! I got a glimpse of your profile too before my computer starting having its 'episodes' and your profile is awesome! You have a lot of things to say that are so insightful!
Nanaki-sei-san – Oh yes, Yugi will be humiliated like the rest! But is it only limited to him or to a certain Yami?
Now for Janouchi!
Joey: (*still tied up in the whip*) I don't think that's how you spell my name in Japanese… even I don't know since your writing what I say!
Be quiet Bishie and do my bidding!
Joey: No can do! I'm figment of your imagination, so unless you're thinking—
Too late! OH yeah…
Joey: (-_-)
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Chapter 6 The One Who Can't Give Up!
"Crayons… check! Markers…check! Watercolor paint… check! Yup this isn't' going to work!!!" Joey threw the art sets against the wall. Indeed it was hard to find any sort of make-up in a male dominant apartment. Instead, Joey should be thanking his lucky stars there wasn't, he wasn't about to wonder why there'd be any in the first place!
All Joey could do was bow his head in defeat, he wasn't very happy! First he was happy, then sad, then happy, and sad all over again! Talk about mood swings!
"What am I thinking, I'm Joey, Number 2 at duelist kingdom!" Joey proclaimed. "I'll do what any duelist would do… I'll call mom!"
On the phone,
"Yeah I know mom! No I don't need to go see Dr. Morales, your psychiatrist! What, oh yeah dad's not going out late at night, why? What do you mean has he become a vamp? I didn't know vampires existed! That's mean to say mom, I'm sure dad didn't drop me on my head as a child! No, and this has nothing to do with me dressing up in your clothes when I was younger! What? Can you at least sent Serenity over? She's already on her way here? No mom, I'm sure the police have better things to do then stop my sister from coming over her. Is there something happening in this area I should be aware of? Two men that are dangerous for society live around in this area? Mom do you think I should be careful? No? What do you mean no unless 'you do harm to yourself '? Yes I still like girls… Stop repeating, "My son's become a pie!" Is that old term slang or something that I've become a pie? What? You said, 'bye'? Okay mom BYE!" click, Joey hung up the phone and waited for his sister's visit.
Later,
" When Serenity gets here, maybe she can help, but what do I say?" Joey thought, as he plomped onto his bed. " 'Sis, your big brother needs you help, dress me up as a woman!' Naw she'll probably freak out and say 'you're gonna make me go blind again brother!' "
"Son, " Joey turned to view his father at the doorway. "… We need to talk…"
"What is it dad?"
Joey's father sat himself at the edge of Joey's bed "You mother just called. I know I haven't' been around lately. I'm not the best father in the world, since I should have noticed when you had left for that Magic Kingdom…"
"Duelist Kingdom, dad, Duelist!"
"Whatever son" Joey's father sighed. "I'm here to say that, son, do you know the difference between Mickey and Minnie Mouse?"
"Um… sure dad… but its Duelist Kingdom!"
"Okay I'm going to try to use figures that you could relate to, seeing as you have that thing for the Magic Kingdom and stuff" can hear Joey repeat 'Duelist Kingdom!' "Well let's take Minnie and Mickey Mouse for an example, do you know what each one looks like?"
"Yay those are really nice hot pants that Mickey wears!" Joey said, recalling this one time this girl had those same pair of pants on.
"No, son! No don't think like that!" Joey's father couldn't believe that his son was interested in Mickey's hot pants inside of Minnie's! "That's what the shark, I mean your mother, asked me to talk to you about! Maybe I can help you."
"Your going to help me!" Joey was relieved that his father would have to help him rather than his sister Serenity.
"Son, aren't you the least bit interested in Minnie Mouse?" Joey's dad asked hoping for the right answer.
"Dad, she's a cartoon, yeah but I 'd be interested in her, I guess" At this time, Joey was willing to give any answers, he's dad was creeping him out.
"So it's it true you've turned into a bi…" Joey's dad trailed off.
"How come you and mom keep referring me to a pie?" Obviously Joey misunderstood the word 'bi' with pie again "Dad, I don't know the language that you used to use back in the day! Are you going to help me or not?"
"Yes, son." Joey's father tearfully said, "I'm going to help you… by having you get professional help!"
"Cool, when can we get to a beauty salon?" Joey would rather have some one who knew what they were doing transform him into a girl.
"Ah, my poor boy, you're in denial" Joey's father sadly thought, as her ran out hiding away those fatherly tears, leaving Joey rather perplexed by his father's actions.
"Hey brother!" Serenity Wheeler walked into his room. "What's up with dad? Why he's sobbing in the corner?"
"Don't know sis…" Joey replied, he changed the subject "So, how was your trip over here?"
"It was okay" Serenity sweetly responded, giving Joey one of her classic smiles. "The world is so much beautiful when you can see!"
"I promise you Serenity that I'll take to you to see more beautiful places!" Joey declared, "First stop, the Liquor store!"
"Your lame, brother!" Serenity sweat-dropped.
"I'm only playing with ya, sis" Joey scratched the back of his head, he loved playing with his sister's head "Well since Dad is acting weird, I might as well ask you."
"Ask me what?" Serenity curiously bobbed her head.
"Sis, my dear sweet sister! Remember all those times we played 'house'?"
"Unfortunately, yes… do you want to play now?!?! Is that what you're asking?"
"No! I play with cards, now! You haven't told anybody about me and the Mrs. Wiggleworth phase?"
"Don't worry I haven't" Serenity smiled, then thinking "But thanks for reminding me?" looking forward to the blackmail later.
"Have you heard of the tournament that Pegasus is having?"
"Yes, I'm sorry I don't get the chance to see brother fight in a true duel. I've waited for the day to see big brother play to become a true duelist!"
Inside, Joey could feel himself tear up! "Sis," He placed his hands on his sister's shoulder, holding back the happy tears "You'll get to see your brother play!"
"REALLY?!?"
"Yes, by having me dress as a girl!"
"Get your hands off of me!"
"No, sis really! I need to the Blue Eyes to beat that stuck up Kaiba! Imagine me using the Blue Eyes and beating Yugi with the one thing that Kaiba couldn't. Oh sweet beautiful revenge!"
"On Yugi?"
"NO! Kaiba! Yugi's my little buddy!" Joey corrected her. "This tournament only allows women to participate, I beg you, help me turn me into a girl!"
Serenity scrunched her nose a little. She didn't like the look of this. "I guess so, but we have to get to work right away!" She began to take a long hard look at her older brother; definitely it wasn't going to be an easy task!
"Thanks Serenity, but do you know what's the deal with Dad with Mickey and Minnie? Do you think has some kind of fetish or somethin'?"
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I leave it at that; I have to get ready for school! I took a look at all my chapters and realized they're very short! So I'll try to gradually increase length of the chapters from now on
On a side note I got the Japanese 4th opening for Yu-gi-oh titled "Warriors." It's a wonderful addition! I love all the openings, 1st opening (Cloud I think is it's name), 2nd opening "Shuffle" and 3rd opening "Wild Drive". The songs and animation are all spectacular! Hey, has anyone seen the Japanese 1st opening with Yugi riding on the Curse of Dragon and Kaiba flies on the Blue Eyes? When I saw that, it was beyond awesome! I became fixated on that, I think that's my favorite scene! Why didn't they show that in the English? I recommend that if you can, download these openings! They always gave me Goosebumps!
Next up Baku-Baku-kun.
Bakura: It's Bakura, you idiot!
You can call me foolish mortal!
Bakura: (*sweatdrop*)
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