Comments: This chapter is totally unedited and I wrote in the morning, i'll probably re-write it later on. It sucks, I don't like it very much!! But if I post it up, it's more likely I'll reedit sooner and not leave you guys hanging.
BEFORE I forget, Fushigi Yugi also inspired this idea! I completely forgot.
Author's Note: GAH! I've been gone for a long time. I said five days max huh? What I mean was five times 2 days which equals... 14? … Not buying it are you? Oh well sorry about that, want to know my excuse besides my laziness… no? What do you mean "no"? You're going to have to read it or skip this… HEY are you skipping my Author's note? !?!?
Well, I had a midterm announced the day I posted the last chapter and boom it was reading, and studying till my eyes were burned with those evil "variables"… damn math…. I apologize for the last 'crappy' chapter, I wrote while I was babysitting and I saw this figurine of Mickey and Minnie and an idea popped in my head. It was stupid! Ah well I wrote it and post it what I'm I going to do about it. I'll thank you people at the end of the chapter for the Names, look, etc! Or look at chapter 6!
Box 4 (episodes 93-120) or Vol. 12 (episodes 113-120) just came out and OMG people its soooooo GOOD!! Only problem, they didn't include the VERY last episode of the Noa series. AHHH!! It almost made me pull my hair out! Oh well… (*Cries*) Poor Noa, oh, poor, poor, diabolical Noa. (At first you dislike the little guy, but his life is so sad!)
Random Rockstar – Thank you buddy! Ah I think I talk to you a lot through E-mail, so I'm lacking some words at the moment. Thanks for the support, my Bishie obsessed friend!
Bigfuzzydiceperson - Yes I like I MY ME Strawberry Eggs, haven't finished it yet though.
unicornfan – Wah! How cool a person are you? Yeah I went ahead and fixed the Japanese problem a bit. Sorry I understand some people don't know some of those words. There's problem's with that kind of thing in fanfiction. I wish I could stop, but it purely accidental at times! Sorry!
Trupana – I don't think Joey is stupid, only really naïve! I wrote the fic too fast like this chapter so it didn't' come out right. By the way did you see the openings yet?
Angel Black – It came from this stupid game I used to play as a kid, if you like Mickey and you were a boy I called you a, well I thought you'd like the same sex. Sorry it was lame!
SweetCandie – Thanks again, wow you review for me a lot. I feel very loved. (*Sniffle*)
Secret Keeper - You'd think I knew that I was weird… but I don't! I'm normal dammit! LOL, thanks for reviewing!
Cettie-girl – The pressure you put on me!! Only kidding, but don't get your hopes too high with this chapter.
ShadowHawk26 – Cross-dressing fics scare me too. Maybe I'm getting a scare from writing this, hm…? I don't want them too be too comfortable with cross-dressing, it wouldn't be funny anyways. I don't think I'll have intentional romance, can't stomach it so don't worry too much.
Sailor Comet - Me, shameless? Why of course. I'll join gwnation.net if I could, but this isn't my computer so as soon as mine is fully repaired I'll join! Yeah rushed dialogue like this chapter. I think I'm burned out!
KeMu – Thanks! Yeah I was on a high that day, coke can be so sweet… yes… sweet delicious Coke-a-Coca! (*Shifty eyed*). I'm slow, so sorry for lack of in updates!
Shadow-Mistress – I'll continue! I have to! This idea is very tempting for me not to finish!
ACME-Rian – Thanks! I appreciate the help!
Hikari - PRESSURE!!! (*Goes bonkers*) I hope Baku-Baku-kun can forgive me for tainting his good name.
Celtic Guardian Princess – (*GASP*) your review… it's so naughty! I wish I were uh… that too... only with all of them… (*GASP*) I'm kidding ya! Sorry I don't like OC/other characters. But don't worry I won't treat Pegasus like a piece of meat. Poor guy! I wish I could use your plot, but oh I feel bad. Bad Yogi! Third person writing is cool… oh I drifted again…hm… lemme see… ah your review gives me an idea for a scenario… perhaps you'll like it, you gave me an idea, oh yes an evil one!
Xion – I have no shame!! I like 'Dealer' it's cool! Thanks for
reviewing!
So here we go, chapter 7 with none other than Bakura!
(*Sniffle*)
Bakura: What's the matter with you? Your not, well you know… stupid foolish women troubles…? (*Nervous cough*)
(*Sniffle*) It's so sad… Final Fantasy VII always made me cry…
Bakura: (*doesn't have a clue, and probably the rest of you don't either*) Seeing as you have me chained to the floor I don't see how this is RELEVANT!!
But, Baku-Baku-kun… what I'm I to do! Now I got the feeling I have to place you and someone together because you never know when some evil villain may come sweeping down, killing one of your potential love interest!
Bakura: (*thinking of bloodshed*) Here's to hoping!
(-_-) Anyways, I'm over it now, you can be lonely for the time being! Now on with the fic!
Bakura: (*realizes what I had just said*) No, wait! Keep playing that game! I want some action!
Too late, the damage is done! (*Sniffle*) I'll try to be brave!
Disclaimer: I own this pencil (*breaks*) ah
hell… I own nothing now… oh how sad for me!
The Thief among Thieves…(lousy title)
"Urgh… my head… oh… no, not again…"
Ryou Bakura woke up in his room with another splitting headache. This morning like others, for unexplained reasons, Ryou had found himself lying on the floor in his room. This wasn't the problem though. For in his hand, there clutched a large 'hefty' bag that was labeled in whiteout "BaKuRa's 'borrowed' stuff" and he was wearing, sadly, a black and white stripped prison clothes with a matching cape.
"Why does this keep happening?" Oh, poor, deceived Hikari {Light} Ryou Bakura, he had no idea that for after Yami Bakura had seen this one McDonald's commercial, he thought that what the HamBurglar was wearing was in style for thieves. How easy one can be deceived by those stereotypical media people!!!
He rumaged throught he belongings, "Let's see… uh… Looks like I have, wow it's pricey… Oh, GREAT! Now I have to go to the department store to all return this!" Ryou groaned, thinking he'd purchased the items on some crazy binge and not stolen items. "This has been going on too long! Either someone's slipping something into my tea or I…It couldn't be… oh shoot… the ring still around my neck! You've been causing this mess haven't you, you evil ring!!"
Without a moment's thought, Ryou snatched off the Millennium item around his neck and tossed it around the window. He wiped his hands and turned, "And that's the end of that—ooof!"
Ryou was rendered unconscious, the Millennium Ring, acting with it's mysterious, yet coincidental powers, came through the window like a boomerang hitting Ryou behind the head. A moment passed, Ryou sprinted back up, and grinned evilly.
"Ah, I love doing that" Instead of Hikari Ryou waking up, it was Yami Bakura! Quickly he dusted himself off, " Ah, much better. Ryou will never know how I keep coming back." he shot out a cold laugh "I'll never tire of this ring's power, oh, I love this Ring!" Very unlike Bakura he picked up the ring and hugged it. (Nothing came between a Yami and his Millennium Item!)
"All right" Bakura regained his composure, he wasn't one to appear too soft, even to his Millennium Item. "Time to plot!"
Moments later Yami Bakura was hard at work, plotting his ingenious idea on paper. It was perfect, and all great masters of thievery know the best laid plans are best thought of first… or something like that Bakura never got that stupid phrase right. (A/N: or is it me?)
"Okay… good… first I'll....!" Bakura pondered, as he continued to scribble, and he scribbled some more. "Ah-ha perfect! Wait this is a drawing of me killing the Pharaoh! I should really stop hitting my host's head so many times…" Bakura took a second to think. "Nah!"
This continued for a while until finally Bakura evilly congratulated himself.
"It's time to celebrate!" Yami Bakura thought rather cheerfully, those bongs on the head must be getting to him! "No wait… this is a list of who I want dead… Kaiba, Pharaoh, the paper boy, that talking parrot, my host, (authoress)… it's a long list" He rubbed the back of his head, and threw his paper and pencil down "Ah, screw this, time for some five-finger discount! Maybe that'll bring me back to normal. Ow, damn…double doors? Since when...? Blasted... triple doors?!?!!"
Later,
In front of a department store, without wearing the Hamburglar outfit, Yami Bakura walked out feeling good with himself. "Ah good ol' 'everything-is-free-for-Bakura' sale!"
"Excuse me!"
Bakura froze. He'd been caught! A mortal had caught the greatest thief of his time! Not just any mortal it was eight dollars an hour mortal at that. It was very humiliating for him to be caught by such a person. How was he going to face himself ever again?
"Ma'am you dropped this?"
"Ma'am!?!?" Bakura screamed in his mind. "What the hell is this fool's problem? Someone's just asking for it, oh dear sweet Ra, he's asking for it!"
He nearly leaped into attack position, but as his body shifted, a piece of merchandise that he'd just, um, borrowed fell out of place. Apparently, he'd hidden all the items under his sweater. (A/N: those bulky sweaters are useful for other reasons) As he made a quick grab, Bakura finally saw something horrific. For some cruel twist of fate, the 'borrowed' shirt that was under his sweater made an two, very coincidental, "shapes". Bakura's jaw dropped, oh how could this have happened?
"Damn five-finger discount, why can't I kick that stupid habit?" Bakura muttered under his breath..He cursed at his 'other self' Ryou. It was entirely his fault! If only he'd wear something besides this accursed white sweater than perhaps Yami Bakura didn't have to, no, actually he'd continue to steal, only he'd steal other things!
"Ma'am" Bakura's eyes twitched as the guard spoke "Are your feet tired?"
Bakura only shook his head, rather confused. Did this man really believe he was a woman? Sure, his other self was not the manliest of men, but even an idiot could tell the difference!
"Cause' you've been running in my mind all day!" Well, almost any idiot could… Bakura thought,"Why the hell did he confuse me by saying I've been running through his head all day? I didn't know I developed that power!!"
"What…?" Bakura said hoarsely, his eyes snapped. Obviously he had a break, being he was a master of deception, he could fool everyone into thinking he was the kind Ryou, he might have his try at playing the part of a female. EVEN playing the part might make him lose more dignity, but his pride, as an artist of deception was more important! And the fact he'd be jailed if he didn't at least attempt to make the man believe he was indeed a female. He cleared his throat and in the best high-pitched voice that he could manage, "I mean, what?"
"So what you say, honey?" Bakura's eyes twitched again, the officer continued speaking " Want to meet me after my shift?"
Bakura started to feel fluttered, "Ho-hoo" as if on instinct, the nervous, yet feminine laugh of came out of his mouth. Mentally, he slapped himself "WHAT AM I DOING?!? By now I should be ripping a certain organ out of this man or something!!! I shouldn't even have considered playing along!"
Before Bakura could launch his attack, the walkie-talkie the guard carried went off. "Sorry, sweet thing gotta go duty calls! I'll see you around!" The security guard turned and left.
"Sweet…" twitch. "Thing" twitch. "Oh, That's it!
"Bakura?" a female voice called out.
"Huh? Oh Tea!" As he turned he saw that Tea Gardner walking up to him. He didn't want to raise any suspicions, he breathed in, cooled his jets and acted like he other self would, "How are you?'
"Bakura, um, what are you?" Tea's eyes drifted to Bakura's chest.
"You mean this? Oh well um it's for a…." Say something! Anything! " A… party... er… play, yeah." Real smooth Bakura.
"Sure…" Tea grinned, maybe she did believe or not. As she continued talking Bakura immediately fumbled to remove the shirt from under his sweater. "Listen, Bakura I'm going to buy some lunch want to come along?"
"NO! … I mean no thank you!" Bakura was this close to losing it.
"All right… I have to go to the Game Shop later to buy new cards. I'm going to participate in the next tournament! Maybe even win me that Dark Magician Girl" Tea smiled. "I saw the show when I was in New York that stared the Dark Magician Girl and I immediately wanted that card!" Tea smiled.
"Actually Tea, I was wondering if you where thinking of going to that tournament, maybe I could come along?" An idea popped into Bakura's head. Indeed Bakura would use Tea to his advantage.
Tea nervously laughed, "Um, Bakura, men aren't allowed on the premises where the tournament is being held."
"What?!?!?" Bakura yelled in surprise, "What do you mean?"
"…There isn't any way, no men allowed! That's what the brochure and the announcement said. Pegasus won't allow any other spectators until the finals."
"I knew I should have seen the whole thing!" Bakura thought. "Um, Tea I would really like to go!"
"Sorry, Bakura no can do."
Oh how Bakura was on the verge of tears... or more like on ther verge of pummling the nearest object! "There's...no...way....?"
"No" she let out a small laugh, "There is no way unless you're a female, well actually…"
"What? What's that look in your eye? Stop it! It's giving me the creeps."
"Well Bakura, you looked very convincing a while ago.... I don't know... mabye... If you wanted to be in a play as a woman, why not join the tournament as a woman! Think of it as one big play!"
"Couldn't have just said 'it's none of your business, now could I?" Yami Bakura realized his earlier words. Bakura forced himself to scratch his head, how he hated acting goody-two-shoes. "Ryou, why do you make me act like you in this way, why couldn't you loot, drink, or other illegal activity like I did! It was good back then! Oh Egypt I miss thee."
"All you need is a little bit of a woman's touch. I'll help you! What do you say?" Tea smiled.
"NO! I mean, yes! I mean No! " Bakura fought with himself, would he actually stoop as low as to dress up in women's clothes and act, all to get one Millennium Item… hell yeah! Barely he was able to utter the words, "I could give it a go…"
"Great! Then it's settled! Come over my house later!" Oh yes, Tea had that look in her eye. It was going to be an amusing makeover! One, she'd get to try her new line of cosmetics and two, Ryou was the perfect test subject. Her own personal Guinea Pig!
"Hey you stop right there!" a voice called, a police officer came running up to them, a police baton in hand.
"Uh-oh… gotta go" Quickly Bakura searched for an excuse "… left the, oh hell screw this!" He pushed Tea out of the way and made a break for it.
"Wait Bakura!" Tea followed suite. "You forgot your… $500 watch?!?! Where are you going?!"
"Uh…" Bakura yelled back. "I'm deathly afraid of police officers!! AH!! See its fear! I have to leave! Don't worry I'm not in trouble or anything!..." he continued running, "Come on legs, run faster!"
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I thought this chapter to be a bit lame. When the pressures on I get nervous, so, well so many people like Bakura, it got to me. Anyways next chapter Otogi!
Otogi: …
Ah, the silent type.
Otogi: It's more fear actually…
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