Comments: I watched Dungeon Dice Monsters episodes to prepare for this chapter (Yeah that's the excuse).
Author's Note: AH! I got more submissions for the makeovers. I wasn't expecting anyone to submit anymore, I just wanted to post the results. It's cool though; I don't have to think up much more on my own! Well, the FULL results will be answered once the makeovers are over! Sorry I'm just too lazy to list it all again… (Snickers: Laziness another side effect of hunger!) It keeps the suspense or lack of one… ah well just wait, pweety-please?
Besides that I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING for this chapter. I think I forced this chapter a bit. Sorry I like Otogi, just as I like Kaiba, actually not as much as Kaiba, Kaiba's my Kami-sama! I couldn't humiliate him, only torture! MWHAHAHAHA!
Also I wasn't thinking too much on grammar or anything! I'm tired!
My Reviewers: (I feel so happy!)
Dee-whY-Cee-aRe – Why, thank you! You like my fic? That's nice of you to leave such a comment. Dee-whY-Cee-aRe, can I use Marduk for Malik's last name?
SweetCandie – Ah SweetCandie, your so sweet… love puns, I tells ya! Yup I'm back! Sadly I have too much going on! I'm hoping to get to the makeovers as soon as Otogi and one or two more chapters. I'll try to hurry up. I loved all your submissions so far, but I have to play fair after all, so I couldn't use them all!
Dreamy-eyes – Yay! I'm on a fav. List! Thanks! I didn't know if anyone liked this story enough to think of it as a fav. That's VERY cool of you! Now I'm too happy for this family, good for me, bad for them!
sakuya – Well, Bakura's Japanese voice is done by a woman so I can imagine it very well! I was thinking of that type of voice and completely forgot about the English version! It would be very hard to picture that!
humor_writer2 – Thank you! I try VERY hard. It's not easy for me to write. At first I was doing it for practice and to keep me busy. My writing skills are very poor, while my mathematical are… somewhat poor too? Yeah, so have to keep writing, right?
Magicman/Smokegirl - A CCS fan, huh? Yup, I love Syoaron, he's so cute! Whahaha! Sakura and him are cute together! Thanks again, my Aibou in crime!
Trupana – I LOVED the name "Devlina" but I liked Decia as well and the best combination was to use it as a last name, hope that's okay. Yes, I tried hard to use everyone suggestions, I feel as if my reader should help with my creativity. Don't know, maybe its a little thing I have for fan fiction. I read that Mai/Seto fic you have, "My Only Hope"! Genius! It was awesome. The one with even a tint of Isis/Seto in it, well I couldn't read it. It's a personal problem I have with the couple. Don't dislike the couple, only I have my REASONS not to support it. If you want to know the whole story, I can't mention it here because it might be false, perhaps I could tell you personally some day.
Cettie-girl – I thought up that the Mill. Ring must act as a boomerang, how else would the ring keep coming back time after time? That hit to the head was something new for me! Thanks for reviewing!
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Duel Mistress K – It started when I was bored, it seems to be
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Night Vision – Naw, I think Bakura's very masculine, but also unfortunate. He lacks the luck that Joey has, so he's the one destined for misfortune. I was hoping for someone to mention green eyes for Seto, I was thinking along those lines. Thanks for the suggestions!
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Hikari – I'm addicted to coffee… what this has to do with anything
I don't know… anyways thanks for reviewing. Since you were my latest
reviewer I decided to get off my lazy… self… and get to writing!
Thanks!
Next up, Otogi, the creator of DDM… your just hot, Otogi!
Otogi: …
You haven't spoken to me in my head… I mean, you haven't spoken to me at all, how come Otogi?
Otogi: Well for starters…. Yugi's out cold on the floor, Kaiba's so full of drugs I don't think he knows who he really is, um the Egyptian guy,
Malik?
Otogi: Ya, him, he's weeping in the closet! Joey's hung like a piñata by a whip, and Bakura's strapped to the floor… so I assure you I reason's to be skeptical.
LOOK! They were like this before you got here! Don't believe me, huh? …. um… RISHID DID IT!
Rishid: … damn you woman….
Disclaimer: HA! I found a pen! (*Starts to scribble*)…
it ran out of ink… I own nothing but a useless, no-ink, pen! I don't
even own the rights to the pen! Life never works out for me does it?
Dungeon Dice Monsters Master!
"Not that I mind this at ALL, I mean ANY man would love this kind of treatment, but ladies… this is too weird!"
Otogi Ryujji, 16 years old, woke up this morning with yet another displeasing wake up call. In front of him stood, holding either his breakfast, his clothes, or the morning newspaper, were three girls that were known as "Otogi's Girls"
"Otogi! Otogi! Otogi! YaY! Yay! Yay!" they cheered.
'…I should be turned on by this… I mean they are women…' he stops to see that one of them was fawning one item of clothing, the other cooling his oatmeal and eating it at the same time, and the other reading the funnies saying "Otogi would kick Garfield's ass any day of the week, silly cat!!" '…Maybe they're just too annoying for me…'
"So ladies, what's on your agenda today?" Otogi smiled. 'Besides the unhealthy stalking…'
"Oh, silly, silly Otogi!" Otogi Girl #! Replied, snuggling closer to him, causing Otogi to go stiffen with fear. She then traced the lines of his chin, causing him to go red all over. Otogi Girl #2 yelled "HEY!"
"You can't touch our Idol like that!" Otogi Girl #3 yelled.
"You know the rules, no touching!!" Otogi Girl #1 yanked Otogi Girl #2 off the bed.
Otogi Girl #3 pulled out a small pocket book, "Are you trying to get yourself kicked out of our group! 'Rules of Seducing Otogi' Rule #5654 clearly states that he doesn't enjoy being come on too strongly!"
"You've written a book?" Otogi arched an eyebrow.
"No, it's more like we stole your journal and just numbered them. It's easier that way!" Otogi Girl #1 said brandishing a book entitled 'Otogi's Journal'
'This was definitely sickening, now they're stealing my stuff! What did I do to deserve this? All I wanted to impress Yugi and others into thinking 'I'm all that' but all I got is that!' he looked up to see all three bickering, slapping. 'Sure it was exciting the first day, then the second was pretty nice, the third was okay, but EVERYDAY!! A man can take only so much! It's because I'm weak, weak for women!'
This wasn't half of the story!
As soon as he got up, they were there putting his shoes on!
As soon as he was to sit on his comforter, there they were putting cushions on for him to sit on.
As soon as he took a shower, there they were, staring, mesmerized! It was definitely getting scary!
But what was poor Otogi to do. Even if he flicked dices as them, a choice weapon for him, they'd think he was only playing! He even shot one in the eye in frustration, and still they laughed! Laughed! It was definitely not right!
It wasn't that he was afraid. In fact at one point, he tried to call the police, but seeing as it was three against one, he decided against it. The wraths of fan girls were nothing he was willing to confront with!
The phone rang, "I'll get it!" The three in unison cried. All three mad a wild dash for the phone, tripping one another, biting the other, pushing and yelling.
Otogi groaned and answered the phone "Hello? Yes. Oh I see…uh-huh… WHAT?!?!"
Otogi's girls were still fighting one another seeing who'd answer, not realizing that Otogi was talking already..
"What rumors? They're my stalkers, not lovers! Have you even faced fan girls?!?!" Otogi yelled into the phone, eyeing the three. "I can be pro-women! DDM is perfect for those-- What?! You heard of special edition of DDM! They're lies! How could I do such a thing, taking women and playing the strip version of DDM… oh you were talking about the online special edition of DDM, well SORRY I'm a gamer not a technician, how was I to know how those pop-ups of wome-- hello? Hello? They hung up on me!" Otogi hung up the phone. "This is just like that time I tried to raid that 'television for women' convention?"
"To promote Dungeon Dice Monsters?" all three girls said in unison
"Sure, that'll work… of course, why else?" a shifty-eyed Otogi responded. "Well at the convention, back then they said I was a sexist pig for staring, I mean promoting DDM! It's like they have something against it!"
"Maybe if you had a women representative!"
"I can't. I'm the only executive! I've lost a lot of money! Seto Kaiba from Kaiba Corporation overcharged on the rented duel ring, saying my duel with Yugi was "the most" saddest duel ever, that me being DDM's creator how could I lose. But that's not what got me overcharged, it seems he got mad over the comment "Yeah, look who's talking, the world's champion" biggest mistake EVER! Say maybe one of you…"
"Oh DEAR RA, choose ME!!"
"No, you're too stubby!"
"What. Who's Miss-I-havet-to-grope-Otogi, while he's sleeping!!"
"Whaa…" a bewildered, Otogi said.
"Oh yeah? Who's the one who wore his clothes, and tried to tell everyone that he was in love with you?!"
"NO WONDER!" Otogi commented in disbelief, recalling how many people whistled at him at school the other day.
"That's nothing compared to the time you made him so drunk that he tried to hit on Pegasus!"
"So that's why he didn't call! I must have scared him off! What's wrong with you!" Otogi yelled, being unnoticed seeing as all three were still bickering "I forgot, I'm surrounded by these three!"
"Is that so! How about that time we took those photos of him without anything on? WHO'S the one who lost it and somehow having it end up in the hands of Joey Wheeler?"
"THAT'S WHY HE CAN'T LOOK AT ME STRAIGHT!!!!" Otogi shrieked at the top of his lungs. "That's it!" Reaching for his left pocket, he pulled out at least twelve dices. "Let's see there's three, four dices each!"
The girls were still fighting, continuing with "AH-HA, so that's where you my pair of Otogi's briefs! As soon as I find Tea I'll ask for them back!" "Well of course I hid them! I made sure I gave them to Seto Kaiba for safekeeping. Those high-tech security system will surely save my precious collection of Otogi's toe-clippings and locks of hair!!!" "Pegasus SAID that cloning wasn't real, and I had wasted my time stealing all that blood the doctor drained poor Otogi. It's better that Otogi doesn't know he would have a deadly virus or somethin'!!! It's better not knowing, and then knowing you'll die at a young age! If he does, then we'll find someone new! No biggie!"
"Lock on target…." Otogi positioned three dices in his hand, trying to precisely aim for all three. "I give up!" In utter defeat, Otogi threw all 12 at the girls. "Now I--!! … I should have known…"
Luckily, or unfortunately for Otogi, even with the girls distracted with each other, they seemed to manage to grab ALL twelve dices without EVEN looking. To say the least, they were definitely one freaky group of fan girls!
"I'm all out of dices! I'm nothing without my dice!" Otogi slumped.
"Otogi, we've come to a conclusion!" Otogi Girl #1 gleamed.
"How?" Otogi was still in his slump.
"It's an telepathic connection that we fans have!" All three spoke at once.
"I see… all right, what is it?" He didn't want to, but he knew they'd make him want to know.
"Seeing as you can't hire anyone, and the fact that you love us so much…" Otogi mentally slapped himself as they spoke. They were really delusional. Otogi Girl #2 continued speaking "… you couldn't decide which of us should go! Otogi, we know you would listen to any of our great ideas! So, as your favorite girls in the whole, whole, whole, whole, who--"
Otogi Girl #3 nudged #2 to bring her back to attention "in the whole wide world, why don't you go yourself to the tournament" she held up a pamphlet. "The winner gets a lot of T.V. air time if you're the winner!"
"No men allowed in the tournament, remember? Do you need me to draw a picture for you?" Somehow, Otogi thought that would be the way they'd understand.
"Ooooh, what a cute picture of the Dark Magician Girl" squealed Otogi Girl #2 as she was overlooking the brouchure for the tournament.
"That girl has nothing that we don't have!" commented Otogi Girl #3
"Would you ladies please get to the point!!"
"Otogi, we, against our beliefs are willing to stop being attracted to you—"
'Could this be it! I could cry!!! Will they FINALLY leave me alone--'
Otogi's thoughts were cut off as one Otogi Girl #1 finished her sentence "By having you dress up as a girl!"
"Why don't' you three go instead!" He backed up, being pushed towards the wall by the approaching three and their make-up kits.
"Actually, we can't duel! We only play DDM! And even then we fake that!"
"Again, why do I even bother…? HEY!! Let go of that! It isn't…" cough, " a toy!"
Otogi trapped and without a way out, gave in! At least he can now promote DDM, even if it meant his pride. 'Maybe it won't be so bad….'
"No, you need the blush!"
"Nu-uh! I say he needs mascara!"
"Get some paint thinner! We have to remove the tattoo under his left eye!"
All Otogi could do was gulp, gulp at the undeniable torture that was
to come. Poor Otogi!
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Pretty sucky, huh? The Otogi Girls got on my nerves, so yeah I bashed them (a moment of weakness). They're meant to look annoying and annoying they'll be!
So, uh, yeah were close approaching the tournament, wait till then.
And remember Read and Review!