Author Notes: Returned yet again, yes I have!
Sorry Peoples, with summer school up, my updates will be farther and my chapters shorter! I thought I could write more for this one, but all I got up to was Yugi and Malik before I gave out. I'm sorry; it's just that I'm so exhausted from work, school, and family. Please forgive me!
I mean I could have waited and finished with Otogi and Bakura, but that would have been another week and I thought I might as well post up what I have already!
And again, *sigh* I didn't write a very funny chapter. Again,
I'm trying to get this over with so I can get to my ideas. Ja Ne!
Cettie-girl – Thanks for reviewing again. Um, I wasn't too comfortable writing those "transformations" once I get over that, then I think I will get right back to writing normally. Yup, poor Otogi and Yugi ^_^
sm-candy – Hey, I have to thank you for all the suggestions you given me. I hope you forgive me for only using a few. To write my story, I have to make sure each boy is done to which I'm most comfortable with, that's why I'm so picky! However, your suggestions helped me evolve each guy. I have to extend my deepest thanks to you for being such a wonderful person. Thanks again!
Dreamy-eyes –
Thanks for the nice long chappie but could you update an itsey-bitsey
bit faster? Please?
…Slavedriver…
*shoves Yugi in front of authoress who gives the puppy dog eyes*
How could you say no to this face?
*GASP* you manipulating…! The old 'use' Yugi to melt this cold heart,
you're a cheeky one you are!
*Yugi turns into Yami who glares at everyone and stalks off* Aw,
nuts!
LOL! You pressured me into getting the next chapter up! That
was a funny review by the way, Thanks!
Georgia – Forgot to ask, I didn't offend you when I self-inserted you into the story? I have no talent in that sort of writing. Errr…. If I did, I'll rewrite it! Please tell me if you didn't like the way I did it. Thanks for reviewing.
unicornfan – So how's Paris? Fun? I did forget that spray can thing… ah well. Talk to you later then, thanks for being so supportive!
ACME-Rian – Well the idea you gave me for Joey was the hair color, I added your suggestion and SweetCandie together. I think I also have you down for Yugi's dress. If you want, I can insert you into the story, but it's only briefly that I will. If you'd like that is. I don't' portray people all that well, so I'm giving you a warning on that. That's it, thanks for reviewing.
sakuya – They're hustling Malik! How dare they! I was thinking about what you asked about Yami. That's one of the scenes I want to depict later on, I'll have the answer for you when I think it up. I realized that too! If Yami plays for Yugi, what would happen? And for Seto's deck, yes I have the solution for that too… wait and see.
Duos_Bunny – Well you can join, but it would likely end up weird or something. I don't portray people well, so yeah join at your own caution. But I like a single name like "Yogi" or "Bunny" for instance for something like that. I'm glad you like the story, and I'm happy that you're willing to help! Thanks for reviewing!
linzy8554 - FF.net gave a scare two days ago! I thought that my story was deleted! Good that it wasn't! I wasn't going to continue writing if I had to start all over again. Again, I have to thank you for reviewing. I hope the story doesn't go downward or anything and ruin your hopes. I'm working on it!
Trupana – I've missed your reviews! I too have been busy with other fanfiction. (Mostly in the Inu-Yasha section of FF.net) I have to say, you've turned me into a Seto/Mai fan! (Write the next chapter to your story soon!) I don't' know, were my hints good or not? I tried, but I do have a little Hentai side in me! I hope you review for me again and thanks!
Dee-whY-Cee-aRe – Hey! Your back! I'm sorry I moved your suggestion for Marduck to Rishid now! Gomen! I like the name, but it didn't go well with my given name for him… it's my fault, I'm sorry. But thank you sooooo much!
THANK YOU ALL FOR STICKING WITH ME AND SUPPORTING THIS FIC.
I love getting reviews from you guys! (*Sniffle*)
So who's next... Yugi and Malik, you're up!
Yugi: Maybe if I gnore her, she'd go away... but it wont' work, I tried that so many times and still fan girls exist.
Malik: Omaeo koro... uh... what's Heero's line again? Ah, hell
I'm going to kill you Pharoah! This is ALWAYS your fault!
People who helped make
Yugi – ACME-Rian, Cettie-girl, Night Vision, sm-candy
Malik – unicornfan, (mostly me, cuz Malik's my man to torture!)
Rishid – smcandy, Dee-whY-Cee-aRe (Marduck)
Am I forgetting anyone, I hope not! I kinda lost all my notes for suggestions and I hope I got everyone.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! If I did, Sesshoumaru,
Malik, and Kaiba would be locked in a room with ME!
Steps to Success Part III
He wasn't going to hyperventilate. He wasn't! Nope, he tried his hardest not to! They were nearing the site of the event of the all-female tournament and he wasn't afraid.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!!" Yugi frantically yelled, desperately trying to open the car door open. He felt the anxiety getting to him.
"Glad I put the child safety lock" Yugi's mother smirked
Yugi calmed himself a bit. Soon, he, along with his mother and grandfather, were going reach their final destination. This was unbearable to Yugi! He was too nervous to think clearly.
The idea was all his, but he didn't realize how uncomfortable this would actually be. First, his goal was the Dark Magician Girl. Yet was this all worth it? To his dismay, his mother and grandfather assisted him, scary as that was.
Yugi stared out the window, looking at his own reflection. OH if only people knew how much gel, spray, and chemical products were in his hair alone. It was terrifying to even consummate the idea.
His mother had done her motherly job. You could hardly recognize that he was same Yugi who defeated both Kaiba and Pegasus. Yet at the same time, it was unbelievable how close his mother would come to calling Yugi, 'her daughter.' It was enough to break down the poor boy.
There, Yugi sat edgy, staring at himself and his 'new' look. Most obvious change was his hair straightened down with curved outward tips, bangs pulled behind his ears, and extending barely to his shoulders. His hair had been painted all black, then highlighted with light reddish highlights.
That wasn't all bad, only his clothing was going to take a bit of getting used to.
After all that browsing, his mother had chosen for him a purple, spaghetti-strapped short, dress, with small ripples at the end. Above that was a black coat-jacket, similar to his normal blue one, hugging his newly formed hips (thanks to that tummy trimmer). And he wore laced, black, boots only a couple of inches above his ankles.
Makeup was fair. All that was done was foundation, light red eye shadow, blush, and light red lipstick. Added were also contacts for his eyes, instead of shining their normal purple, they were transformed into gray eyes. Yugi was surprised at how un-like Yugi he looked like and his mother's taste in clothes!
"Here you go honey!" his mother held up a small handbag. "I put that puzzle you're obsessed with in here!"
Yugi took the purple handbag into his arms and cradled it. It felt odd that he had longer nails and that the several bracelets he had clanked as he moved.
A voice rang through his mind.
He sensed that Yami was speaking to him, he could hear his Yami sniffle, "…you put me into a purse… I feel so unloved."
"Put a cork in it!" Yugi grumbled mentally.
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The three Ishtars sat quietly in coach section of a jetliner. They were currently making their way to Domino City.
"Malik, please tell me you aren't' going to pass the Millennium Rod as a wand!" Isis barked.
"A scepter!" Malik corrected, not helping the glare his sister gave him.
Rishid intervened, "Give him credit Miss Isis, he decorated the item quite well"
Indeed Malik did put some effort into disguising the Millennium Rod, but it isn't as good as you would think. All he'd done was place a one large red bow around it and a glued glitter all over.
"Why didn't you leave that behind?" inquired Isis.
"Nonsense!" Malik replied, "I can't leave this alone! Stewardess! Bring me some more vodka!"
"Yes…Master Malik" the stewardess almost zombie-like responded.
Malik promptly received another hit to the head, courtesy of his sister Isis.
It was a long trip and Malik, being impatient, continued to anxiously fidget in his seat.
Since they were cutting it so close, Isis thought best if Malik was prepared before they arrived to Domino City that way they didn't waste any time driving up to the event.
Nothing was way too uncomfortable for Malik. His sister only decided that he would wear a black tank top and long, hip-tight beige cargo pants. His sister decided against any uncomfortable undergarments and instead gave Malik a Sports bra and those… tight… underwear to conceal Malik's… you know… and a tummy trimmer to flatten his stomache more.
For his facial features, Rishid worked on giving Malik a look that was plain and simple. All he placed was lip-gloss, purple eye shadow, mascara, and a LOT of foundation. The color of his eye contacts was light blue. His face was over-shadowed by the long, spiky bangs (formed by pulling some of hair forward and trimming them). The end of his hair was tied back and was attached to the braided hair extension that went to his waist.
To say the least, Malik had that whole Lara Croft look to him.
To his side, he could see that his sister and Rishid had fallen asleep. Malik couldn't help but chuckle at his partner in crime, Rishid.
Isis was indeed a cruel woman, and hid it quite well. Poor Rishid also suffered as he was destined to "baby-sit" Malik. Unlike Malik, Isis had to hide that tattoo that was on Rishid's face. He wore a long, cream-colored veil along with a dress similar to the one Isis wore; only the arm flaps were wider. He was decked with traditional Egyptian jewelry. Since he was bald as well, Isis placed a black wig on him, which he constantly moaned about. The only visible thing about Rishid now was he was a bulky woman with red eyes.
Unbeknownst to Malik, a man sitting in the rows across from them had his eyes on them.
Sensing something off, Malik turned his head and made contact with the man. Harmlessly Malik waved a small greeting and returned his attention forward.
Malik was getting a little uncomfortable, it was af if he felt those eyes on him.
Well better ignore it!
From his pocket, Malik pulled out a lollipop, he unwrapped and popped it into his mouth.
Yet, Malik not remembering what he was doing, he appeared to be eating the lollipop in a very unusual way. When he was a man, it was okay, but now… it could seem that he was being seductive using that lollipop.
This act didn't go without notice. That same man got out of his seat and approached Malik. He crouched besides Malik.
The bewildered Malik, blinked at the man. The man asked Malik "Want to meet me in the bathroom, miss?"
"Um…" Malik turned to his sister and companion who were asleep, he was unsure of what to say due to his naivety. "… Sure why not."
What this guy wanted to do with him in the bathroom was puzzling to Malik. Why Malik didn't reject the request, was because he was a bit curious. Maybe the toilet was stuck, Malik could think of a million reasons… except…
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Moments Later....
"Please sir, don't jump!" a stewardess yelled.
"Malik!"
"Ne-san, he tried to do something to me!!"
BANG.
"Fine, I'll let him live…" Malik sniffled, " I feel so violated."
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Again… I'm being a pervert; does it help if Miroku is my idol?
Sesshoumaru and Kaiba are both in my eyes, each a Kami-sama! Hey! I deserve an outburst once in a while!
Next up Bakura and Otogi.