Comments: Not so funny, but I thought I might as well write now or I'll never get to my favorite idea for this story.
Author's Note: Nothing much to say, only Otogi and Bakura's turn! By the way, I would change Otogi to Duke, but I never saw those episodes or many episodes with Otogi being called Duke in English, only Otogi in Japanese. Sorry but I'm most comfortable with this!
Reviewers:
Cettie-girl - All I can say is I'm going for a naïve Malik. Maybe, more than Joey? Yeah I feel bad for Yugi too, but he's going to be traumatized if I like it to be. I feel those duels aren't enough of a reality hit for Yugi. I made only little hints of bumping into one another, they'll see each other soon enough! Thanks for reviewing again!
ACME-Rian – Not hang out really, but you can have a couple of lines with one of them and in fact, you can be an opponent to one of the guys! Just write who and I'll make sure. And if you want me to make you in a certain way, drop me a line! As for the site pics, I'll scan most of them, so it's fine, but I don't know yet. Thanks!
Duos-Bunnie – Hey buddy-san! I hope to talk to you soon and I'm happy you like the fic so far. Tell your other self he should read my fic sometimes, it may be weird but you like it right! Thankies and see ya later! Keep E-mailing me so I can tell you what I plan next!
Princess Flame – Well for Malik's look I thought of Yami Malik's look and then I thought to Lara croft, for she would wear something identical to Yami Malik's clothes, maybe? I look to their original clothing or fanart in deciding their looks, but I'm probably being weird. Sure I could put you in, but you'll more likely be an opponent to one of the guys. I'm not big on self-insertions, but I warn ya, I might get offensive at times, but if your sill up for it, then ya drop me a line! Thanks for reviewing. (By the way, I have Pegasus and Joey's deck, I shall be invincible too!)
sakuya – It's my turn to laugh! Yeah, what DID he think! Poor guy! And Malik mind controls him! Thanks for reviewing!
Georgia – Bakura and Otogi are in this chapter and I'm hoping for at least a decent reaction. I don't work well unless Otogi and Bakura are interacting with the rest of the group *sigh*. Thanks for saying I did a good job on ya, I'll give you one more cameo, okay! Byes!
linzy8554 – Poor, poor Malik, I torture him so! Maybe she did want a girl, but what mother doesn't want a girl? But she's got Yugi, one of the sweetest kids in the world. Thanks for reviewing!
unicornfan – Many much thanks! (I'm being weird today!) I hope to talk to you soon!
britt0289 – LOL, a DMG fangirl! LOL, never thought of that! Thank you new reviewer! I'm relieved you like the fic!
sm-candy – Forgive me for not waiting till for your E-mail. I waited so you could send me some of your ideas, but I can't wait any longer. Really thanks a lot for the support and ideas!
Dreamy-eyes – Yeah you said please, but I WANT KAIBA! You asked for what more did I want, well I want him. I want Sesshoumaru too, and maybe Bankotsu…I keep writing if people keep reviewing! More motivation, but I WILL finish this fic…eventually…Thanks for reviewing!
Dee-whY-Cee-aRe – *sniffle* I'm so cruel… but hey, I still love him! Hope you like this chapter! Thanks for reviewing again!
Water Dragon – The contents of that room remains private! Poor traumatized Malik… Bye and Thanks!
onlyHAUNTED – I want someone to draw fanart for me, but sigh. I have a pic that I modeled Bakura after (you have no idea how many pics there are female Bakura!). I'm working on that page so you may at least get some idea where I got their looks! Thanks for finding this fic good!
Ancient Angel – You think this fic is good? I try my best, but being a computer major, I haven't thought this fic to be that good. Thanks for the comments, they mean a lot!
Trupana – Why thank you! I need to improve my English and my sense of humor. I'm losing both to school. CURSE you Edumacation! Glad to see you back and for supporting me from the beginning *sniffle*
Ashes – Yeah, I thought my English skills would suck. I'm this old and I still suck at English. I'm heading towards a computer career so English is less important now, but I'm trying to improve myself. I'm happy for you constructive criticism and really appreciate it!
LiLianJieGurl – I have to give my Yaoi readers something, right? I'm not so big on that, but for some odd reason, it's okay if each thinks the other is a girl… weird, but it's true. Please, continue to read and review, I have to thank for doing so!
Peaches – Please update your fic! I have to read more! What does "d4 m4s7aa" mean? I never got the chance to ask. Thanks for liking the fic and I talk to you later!
So… what's up guys?
Bakura: (*clenching fist*)
Otogi: (*Flicking dice*)
Pointless…yes!
Those who helped make these boys makeover's possible were. (Yell at me if I forgot anyone! I'm being lazy to reread all my reviews if I took your idea, tell me that I did!)
Ryujji Otogi - SweetCandie, Trupana
Ryou Bakura- Sailor Comet, Cettie-girl,
sm-candy
Steps to Success Part 4 (I don't know the Roman Numeral for 4)
"We're here!" Otogi announced as he parked his blue convertible.
Otogi couldn't help but sigh deeply at his situation. All he could do was sigh!
One moment he was enjoying a moment sitting and thinking of new ways of turning Duel Monsters into more "fun" and the next he was strapped to a chair, forced to shop, and fondled and mingled in ways that he wish never to speak of.
He is referring to those actions being inflicted and forced by none other than "Otogi's Girls." Yes the horrible trio of monstrous fangirls that gave new meaning to the word "rabid" fangirl.
Frowning he turned his head to view all three girls giggling and most likely plotting any more evil to Otogi.
I'm Otogi Ryujji, dammit! Otogi scolded, I should have fought, I'm pretty sure I could have taken the middle one.
Otogi took a moment to ponder the thought. He sighed yet again, even if he took one out, they'd certainly fight amongst themselves thinking Otogi was acting "fresh" on that particular girl, they'd fight, and he'd get a headache!
Forgetting the women in the car, he removed the keys from the ignition and grabbed his bag, leaving his fangirls to attend to his luggage.
"See! I TOLD you he'd like his purse, right, Otogi-sama?" one girl giggled.
So, Otogi left taking his "purse" with him and trying to forgot all together that comment that was made. It hurt is pride little by little that he was reduced to carrying a fluffy, red purse that clinked to his shoulder.
Of course the purse was filled with dices he was hoping to bend his frustrations by flicking them on innocent bystanders, but that was for later.
Otogi started to walk away from his adoring fans up to the entrance to the whole resort. His eye caught wind of four women running one after another up the stairs almost knocking down a shorter, raven-haired maiden.
"Maybe I ought to help the young miss" this implying that he had other intentions in mind, however, Otogi stopped in his tracks. He looked down at himself and nearly forgetting that he couldn't possibly hit on the woman, being that his current situation restricted him from doing so.
How could he possibly charm anyone with his new look? The vicious fangirls tampered with everything to turn him into his female self. They turned his dark hair to a lighter blonder hair and gave him pink eye contacts! Several perms and treatments turned his normal straight hair into to curly, voluminous hair. His face, his beloved tattoo removed (and not to mention painfully), added was maroon eye shadow with light red lipstick and pink blush to enhance him. The red choker with a dice design was around his neck.
They gave him to wear a red, tank top with a short, black miniskirt, with black suspenders and completed with red sandals.
"I'm one step away from being a trashy version of Shirley Temple!" he groaned.
Otogi continued looking on towards the entrance, and before his eyes he say the raven-haired girl running up the stairs, yelping after speaking with a bellhop.
"Wait!" Otogi yelled, "A Bellboy?!?"
Not wasting a moment, Otogi ran up to the bellhop and tapping his shoulder to call his attention.
"Say, you're also pretty!" He remarked.
He unlike someone else, wasn't as paranoid, but turned away to avoid the boy's affectionate gaze. "Um? Excuse me? I thought there weren't any men allowed!"
"Oh I just work here, only male employees allowed and BOY what a beautiful job it has become!"
"Uh… yeah" the blonde "girl" replied.
"May I ask, what's your name?"
"Decia Devlina." He tried to rush right passed him, but the bellhop blocked his way.
"Say, how about your number?"
To that, Otogi yanked the bellhop by the collar and pulled him down to face him, he then reached inside his purse to pull out a dice "How about I shove this dice up your--"
"Okay, Okay!" the scarred bellhop cried, "Never mind!"
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Bakura wanted to kill.
Anything would do.
Some type of wildlife!
The elderly!
The Pharaoh!
But, were there any around? No!
At this time Bakura was on his way to Pegasus resort.
Once there, oh yes he'd find that women with the Millennium Item and take it by force!
Though he couldn't help that possibly he might have not thought things as thoroughly as he should have!
He looked around and found his eyes on her!
There was no other woman or man who could inflict more pain on him then Tea Gardner had. She was a cruel woman, no; there were no words to describe the utter humiliation she'd done onto him.
For one, his host's beautiful hair was not white no more. Now that he thought about it white wasn't such a bad color, he would have stayed with that color. Yet she had to turn his color to PINK with dark pink highlights, going too far! Of all the colors of that blasted rainbow she picked pink! Bakura growled.
But she didn't stop there; she put his hair up into two, pigtails buns tied up with red ribbons! She cut then brushed his bangs back over his hairs, only allowing a couple of strands over his face. But did she stop there, oh no! She gave him pink eye shadow, pink lipstick, pink blush and even pink glitter! There was so much pink, he was about to throw up on himself.
To complete the look for a female version of Bakura, she dressed him in one version of a Japanese girl uniform. The uniform consisted of a beige jacket, hugging his hips, a white collared, long sleeved dress shirt, a red tie and a frilly short, matching beige skirt. He wore those high, kneed white stockings with brown dress shoes. It was completed with a spiky choker wrapped around his neck.
This whole situation left Bakura sour. He sat in the Taxi that he and Tea were traveling in, constantly fidgeting with the ends of his skirts.
Tea noticed Bakura constantly moving around "Something wrong Bakura?"
"It's nothing!" Besides the desire of sending you the Shadow Realm looming in my mind, Bakura's smile widened even more with the thought.
Before both of them knew it, their taxi made a complete stop in front of Pegasus's resort.
"So what's going to be my name?" Bakura asked Tea. She looked at him for a moment.
"Hm… let's see…" she sat there thinking, "I know!" she announced, "How about Sakura Ryoko?"
"That's … just fine!" He couldn't protest being he was under the pretext of being normal Bakura.
Bakura stood there waiting for the taxi driver to unload their stuff from the trunk of the car. He waited until a car pulled up from behind, the radios blazing a particular song that irritated him. It wasn't the song itself, but the message.
That particular song was ironically, "Dude looks like a Lady" by Aerosmith. (A/N an AWESOME song, but I'm sure Bakura wouldn't agree, ne?)
"I'll be right back!" he informed Tea, twitching nervously as he stomped over to the vehicle. Tea preoccupied at the moment didn't take notice of Bakura leaving.
He walked up to the owner of the vehicle, who turned out to be a brute of a man, apparently coming over to drop his younger daughter off at the tournament. The man said his good-byes to his daughter and turned to find Bakura walking up to him.
"Well, Well, Well, What do we have here?" he scoped out Bakura.
Bakura only reply was to motion with one finger for the man to follow him to a deserted area. Apparently, the man mistook the act as being seductive, though it was all entirely sadistic.
Later.
Tea stood there, her hands on her hips looking angrily at the approaching Bakura, "Where were you?"
"I feel so much better" was Bakura's reply, as he continued to walk passed the confused Tea.
Somewhere.
"Ow… the pain…" that man that asked to follow him was lying on the floor
bruised. "…That was one hell of woman!"
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Short chapter, but eh! Couldn't think of anything! But I have lots of idea for the next chapter! Till then, BYE!
Oh please review, it makes my world go round and my hands type faster!
But I don't mind if you don't, just enjoy!