Hello beloved readers!
Sorry for the lateness of this chapter!
You see, something very cruel happened to me… well not really… but it's still a tear-jerker… okay, it's not… I'll just come out and say it! It's been weeks since my last caffeine drink! (*Breaks out in tears*) This chapter was all forced! I had to use the old noggin'!
Anyhoo,
Last chapter, much to my surprise, received the most reviews!
You peeps indulge me so! I won't keep you waiting and sooooo…. Dramatic
drum roll please…
And on with chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, nope I don't!
Not even Registered yet!
"… Couldn't you… have… waited… for … me?"
Mai glared back at Seto Kaiba. Or rather Kimiko, tired from just the small jog up to the registration desk. Teasingly, "Ka-Kimiko you need to get into shape! You can't have the perfect body if you just deprive yourself of food" An idea struck her, and evil one at that, she motioned towards Kaiba and….
"I DO NOT--Eep!" he stared in disbelief as after he felt Mai pinch him on the behind.
Mai grinned mischievously after she'd pinched THE Seto Kaiba on the behind. "It's like Tickle me Elmo expect with you get a reaction somewhere else!"
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Seto Kaiba grumbled to himself as he searched for somewhere to escape from Mai. Kaiba could have mistaken Mai giving him sexual advances, but he knew better. She was only trying to rile him up. Even so, he felt degraded by Mai, and bit disturbed all at the same time. The corner of his eye he found a perfect place to plot himself down on.
The resort was quite elegant. Filled with red velvet tapestry and cushy red couches. Kaiba reclined on the couch he found for himself. After he felt comfortable, his eyes happened to stumble upon a magazine littered on the floor. "What's this?" the CEO inquired. The look of shock spread across his face as he looked to what the contents of the magazine were.
It wasn't' that sort of magazine! It more shocking than THAT kind of magazine! For across the top, were titles "Duel Monsters Digest" and a picture of him with the words 'Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp.' He continued to read the rest, 'We counted the votes! See if your favorite made the cut'
Curiously Kaiba flipped though a couple of more pages till he came up to one particular page. "Most… sexiest…" Kaiba stuttered, "…bad boy…"
He could not help but stutter, for that page had a picture of him at the World Championship competition and deemed him as "bad boy." The topping of the cake was right next too his page was a picture of Yugi Mutou, his rival, who was deemed as 'Most Bestest Westest Cutie!'
"…Bestest? Westest? THOSE AREN'T EVEN WORDS!!!"
He flipped at the next page and winced. For there was a goofy, grinning, Joey Wheeler and the words "Most sultry!"
"WHO WRITES THIS GARBAGE!?! I'LL HUNT THEM DOWN, I'LL--"
He stopped his rambling as everyone stared at him, clutching the magazine in one hand and clenching the other. He slumped down back to his seat, not without letting out one last groan and unconsciously pouting…
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Malik Ishtar stepped out of the vehicle, happily and bubbly as the evildoer he was. He skipped up the steps, absent-mindedly of course.
Isis looked on, watching her brother's behavior. She groaned, thinking, "Even as a girl he doesn't change…"
"Ma'am?" the driver of their transportation asked, "Here, Your belongings?" Laid out in front of Isis we're their luggage.
"Well?" Isis glared back and forth form Rishid and the driver, "Pick up our stuff and take it in for us!"
"Ma'am that isn't a part of my job—"
Rishid stared wide-eyed at the driver. He gulped as he turned to see a strange yet expected aura appear around Isis.
"NOW!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" both driver and Rishid scrambled to pick up the luggage and each with extraordinary strength they never knew they had, picked up and ran with all of the belongings.
"That's my sister!" Malik said as Isis walked up to him. He stood there, arms opened waiting for a hug from his older sister.
Silence
Malik continued to grin.
Isis glared.
Again silence…
Her eyes squinted slightly.
He continued to smile.
And then….
"Oh Malik-poo, I wuv you!" Isis embraced her brother.
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"Wow!" Tea's eyes were star struck as she entered the registration room of the resort. Everything was elegantly decorated from top to bottom.
Ryou Bakura, or to say Yami Bakura pretending to be Ryou Bakura whose pretending to be Ryoko Sakura, walked in dragging his luggage, looked at the room with a different reaction. As far as he could tell, there were families saying bye to one another, useless chatter between strangers, and annoying laughter emerging from impotent girls.
"…Urge to kill rising…."
"What did you say Bakura?" Tea asked.
"Nothing…" he corrected. But if Bakura had a barometer for destruction it would have popped by now.
"We have to register first Bakura… oops I keep forgetting, I mean Sakura!"
"Woman! Oops I forgot, I mean Tea…" Bakura mocked Tea.
"You know what, you add a little make-up and you'd almost think you were a whole other person!" she turned around. Bakura glared at her madly, and to soothe his anger, he chocked the purse she'd bought him hoping it was some victim of his in its place.
"Well hel-lo" another female approached them. Bakura gritted his teeth in frustration. Another person was annoying him today. All he wished for was for some quiet … yes quiet was good, you could do many things when it's quiet and all there is a victim and himself…
"Let me introduce myself, I am Ot-Oh so delighted Decia Devlina!"
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Otogi approached the two women, hoping to find out more of the certain pink-haired maiden. Yet, she showed indifference. The 'pink-haired girl' pushed passed her companion and continued on her way.
"Please excuse her, I'm Tea!"
"No wait! I didn't get to know your name!" Otogi yelled out to his target, not noticing Tea at all. "Darn" he snapped his fingers.
Tea blinked at the curly haired girl, who turned to face her. "I guess you'll have to do-- TEA!!!"
She looked at him strangely for his sudden outburst. Otogi covered his mouth from saying anything else damaging
It's Tea! What is she doing here? Otogi coughed, "Uh, nice to meet you Tea" this time saying her name more calmly, "Uh… See you later!" he dashed off, leaving only a dust trail of himself behind.
"Strange girl…" Tea scratched her head, baffled as 'she' ran away.
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Somewhere, apparently lost between the parking lot and the entrance…
"Otogi-sama!"
"No-No! Baka! It's Decia! D-E-C-I-A"
"I'm hungry!"
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Serenity and Joey Wheeler both made their way up to the grand reception room, where all participants had to register.
"Mai-san!" Serenity called out, spotting Mai in line waiting to register.
"Oh hey guys!" Mai called over, "Where'd you guys go to?"
Joey spoke up, " Where's Kimiko?"
"She was too tired from running here that I told her to sit down for a while. Oh looks like I'm next!"
"Hi and welcome! Your name is?" the female receptionist welcomed Mai with a warm smile.
"Kujaku Mai. I'm also here to register my friend, last name Kimiko" she handed both Kaiba and her registration cards.
"Okay, Miss Kujaku and Kimiko." She ruffled through a couple of keys, "Here you two go!" the young woman handed over two pairs of keys. "Enjoy your stay!"
"Eh?" Mai asked puzzled as she inspected the two keys had the same number. "Why is there room 102 on both keys?"
"You'll be in same room."
In the same room as Kaiba!?!? " You have to be kidding? I can't sleep in the same room as he-r?"
"Aren't you and Kimiko-san friends, Mai-san?" Serenity inquired.
"Uh-That is- Um…" there was no way to get out of this predicament, she sighed heavily, "Fine whatever…." Mai stormed off.
"What's her problem…nee-san?" Serenity nudged Joey.
"I don't know" Joey scratched his head.
"And your names are?" the young women/receptionist asked.
"Joni Dealer"
"Serenity Wheeler"
"You'll guys we'll be staying in room 103. Enjoy your stay!"
"Thanks a lot!"
Both siblings about to walk off when they spotted "it"
"Serenity…." Calmly Joey whispered.
"Nee-san…" Serenity replied as calmly as Joey spoke.
"Do you…?"
"Yes… I do…"
"It's breathtaking…"
"… It's like I'm at Disneyland…"
"… This feels… as if I'm watching myself on a podium accepting my Number 1 duelist sash…"
"Sash?"
"Never mind! It's so beautiful…"
"Nee-san…"
"THERE'S AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!" the both exclaimed, pushing each other out of the way running over to their prize.
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"…Although bad-tempered, this hunk-a-hunk of burning love fires up the dueling stage with his own style of 'White Lightning'… what kind of writing is this!?!?!" Seto yelled. Anger surged through him as he kept reading.
After he finished reading, he scanned the room and paused as his eyes
captured a stunning women come walking. He watched her as she walked
in, the wind blowing at her, showing every curve, and blowing at her 'raven
hair.' The least to say, he was struck at the girl's almost supermodel
entrance.
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Otogi slumped down in a nearby chair. He'd never been so depressed in his life. At a time like this when he was surrounded by beautiful women and his troop of fan girls were nowhere to be found he should have been happy, yet he could do nothing because he was a girl himself.
As Otogi was down, his eyes had caught a raven-haired beauty walk down the hall. But something was strange indeed, for this girl walked as the wind blew at her, like in a movie when a pretty girl makes the scene.
"Still, what a hot girl!"
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"AHHH who put this fan on! It's way to strong!" Yugi yelled. As soon as he walked in he felt a large gusts of wind hit him. Wind kept blowing on him, pushing his hair and clothes back.
"Whoa! Can someone kill the fans!" a man called out, although a faint chuckle could be heard.
Yugi or a.k.a. Yuki was caught of guard and tripped. One moment he was fighting the very winds themselves, the next someone turned them off causing him to fall face down.
This also many young men to crowd behind him to sneak a peek for Yugi was wearing a short dress and was on all fours.
"Shoo!" Grandpa Mutou yelled, a broom in arm, swinging it to rid of the men. Yugi's mom trailed close behind him.
"Hey there, are you all right?" Yugi felt an arm help him back to his feet. Yugi rose to his feet to come face to face with a familiar person. "I'm sorry about that miss. I apologize for the fans. I would like to welcome you to Pegasus Resort and Casino! I'm your Host, Tristan Taylor"
"There's a casino?" Yugi's mother eyes lighted up.
"Tristan! What are you doing here?" Voiced Grandpa.
The shocked Yugi started up at none other than his friend, Tristan. "Y-Y-You work here, Tristan?"
"Yes I got a summer job"
Everyone gasped at those words. Even Yugi's mother who didn't even know Tristan!
"…Um… what's so scary about that?" Tristan stared at the three. He'd recognized Yugi's grandfather, but the other two he never meet. Why'd they'd be shocked at him getting a job, it's not like they know him or anything.
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"This is certainly a difficult choice…." Malik awed.
"I must agree with you Master Mal…on… Malon, Even if you think either watching Friends on the WB or the Superstation is difficult… and they both show reruns of the same sitcom…"
"In which one do we go?" Malik asked Rishid, who too was just as puzzled.
Rishid was forced to accompany Malik as Isis as she went off to a bar. Both men stood in front of the entrance to two rooms, the Ladies' Room or the Men's Room.
It shouldn't have been difficult seeing as they were dressed up as women they HAD to enter the ladies room. However, Malik had to go badly and there were about 20 women waiting to use the restroom. The Men's Restroom was not occupied and there were no signs of any men in the near vicinity.
Malik, wondering what was taking Rishid to come up with any response, tugged on him to grab his attention.
But no avail, Rishid was deep in thought and Malik was going to explode if he didn't do something quick.
They stood there for another minute or two till a woman passed in front of them. The 'pink-haired' woman didn't even bother waiting in line with the other 20 women and went straight for the men's Room, mumbling "Outta of my way, fools"
Malik took this action as a sign to follow suit, someone then shouted, "HEY you can't do that!!" he turned to see that another woman had caught him trying to use the Men's restroom.
"But I need to goooo!" he pleaded
"I have to too, you'll just have to wait in line!"
"Oh, yeah?" Malik threatened.
"YEAH!"
"That's it!" He yelled, pulling out his Millennium Rod from it's hiding place. He was about to attack the woman, till he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"…Just control her and make her jump of a cliff or something…" Rishid suggested.
"Rishid…" tears of happiness formed in Malik's eyes, "I've never felt so close to you…"
"… You're going to do it anyways! After you get beaten, you'll start to complain, then you'll think 'hey, I have the Millennium Rod I'll use that instead' So save me the trouble of being scold by Isis from your injuries. Just use the Rod…"
"Stupid Bitch" the woman yelled as she tackled Malik.
"Too late…" sighed Rishid.
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Hiya! Well I didn't feel like building up the plot yet… cuz I wanted to be random like always. So anyways, please review! They mean a lot to me!
As usual, errors and typos will be corrected later, because i'm a blind bat who doesn't see any till later on.
…Well originally I planned to end this early, but I haven't thought about HOW I'm going to end it, but I also felt bad that I hadn't updated. So this was a good chapter update, right?
Couple of notes though, that 'The Most' Whatever list was made up by me for humor and it's my opinion of course. Also I forgot about Tristan, but I fit him in didn't I? Last but not least, I won't change the fact that Rishid to Odion because that would require work and I hate work!
Also I want to make a 200 review special for ya guess so you can have another update. Send in any questions you have directed to either your favorite guy or to me. Then I'll have them respond the best I can. It could be anything, like 'Hey Yugi, why does Grandpa always have a broom with him?' or 'Kaiba, how come your depressed after being awarded 'best' bad boy? Or 'Hey authoress, why is Malik so naïve?'
So hit me with those questions and once I hit 200 reviews (Here's to hoping, I'd be very delighted once I do) I'll make a special.
Till then, Bye-Bye!