Please take note, I wrote this over a month ago and BARELY finished.  This will keep things tied over till the next chapter, which I PROMISE is being written and up soon!  General mistakes apply as usual.  This was poorly written, I had to rush to make up for my absence.  Please forgive me!

Disclaimer: I do not claim to own any of the animes written for this story.  I own nothing!!

Booyaka!  Yes I have at last 200 reviews… *sniffle* I could cry!  I have to extend my dearest and meaningful thanks to you all. 

Lovely day! They finally released Vol.15 (ep. 130-138, The Battle City Finals).  KAIBA, I wuv you! It brought enough energy to write!

Yes, this 200 special does involve me talking to cartoons characters that don't exist!  Also written in SCRIPT FORM cause I'm lazy!  Good enough excuse for me!

And noooooooooooooooowwwwwww

200 Review Special!

YOGI: Let me introduce my co-host, my figment of my imagination and also star (or should be!) of Shaman King, Hao!!

HAO:  Thank you, Thank You, you may discontinue you worshipping, you flatter me so!

(*Crickets chirp*)

Sorry, Hao… I'm afraid only some people know you… but I still love you!  Yet! I must ask you to leave, and let me bring out my real co-hosts!  Say hello, to Malik Ishtar, Seto Kaiba, Yugi Mutou, Ryou Bakura, Ryujji Otogi, annnnnnnnnd Joey Wheeler.

(*Spotlight shines atop of two red curtains.  After few moments, there comes a realization that the boys are nowhere to be found…*)

YOGI: Uh….

HAO: Look who's praising Hao-sama now, hmm?  (Leaves)

YOGI: They're just shy! I made them get into new costumes, in honor of Halloween.  They must've run off somewhere!

YAMI BAKURA: (from the shadows) I hate you woman!  Gah! What are you doing!! Let go of me!

YOGI: Seems security has found Baku-kun first!  Please welcome, Card Captor Bakura!

YAMI BAKURA: (appears wearing one of Cardcaptor Sakura's costumes, from the anime Cardcaptor Sakura)  (*grumblegrumble*)

YOGI: So glad you could join us Bakura, while my followers, the random people I found off the street, go in chase of the others, I shall start with you! First off, the whole idea for Bakura's wardrobe in the story was brought to by a fanart done by an exceptional Japanese artist. The whole schoolgirl look was great and I thought, might as well use it.

YAMI BAKURA: Curse your lack of imagination!  It was YOU or rather you're helpers (Yes lovely reviewers I appreciate all your suggestions)!  I didn't ask to have Fushigi Yugi's Miaka hairstyle!  Miaka and me don't even come in the same category!  Pink??  You dare to paint my whit locks with pink?!?!?

YOGI: Yes… well you see…

YAMI BAKURA: (mutters) stupid authoress and that fanart…

YOGI: Now, let me take some other questions!

LiLianJieGurl: What type of clothes would you wear if you had the choice and didn't have to wear Ryou's clothes?

YAMI BAKURA: Hey you know, Sakura had a magical wand, where's mine!  Well, if I weren't being used as a cheap object, I wouldn't be caught in this.  (Eyes his current, pink bow and frilly pink dress) I'm fond of my black and white stripped, professional thief suit.

YOGI: Um, Bakura, that's the Hambu… nevermind…  Hey Bakura, can I talk to Ryou for a bit?

YAMI BAKURA: No!   I wouldn't give you the pleasure of seeing him—

FUWAKUM!

RYOU (not YAMI BAKURA, rubs his head.): where am I?

YOGI: I just love using the Millennium Ring to bonk him on the head.  Hey Ryou!

ROU: (looking dazed) Hey…

YOGI: Mhmm… I say you look conscious enough to answer questions.

Dreamy Eyes: Hey authoress, I'm a big (and I mean BIG) Ryou fan. Will he be making an appearance at all or will it just be Yami Bakura.

YOGI: It's directed to me, I'd have to say, well this won't be Ryou's last appearance ^_^

Cettie-girl : Ryou, How are you reacting to what your Yami's up to (or did he block you out completely)?

RYOU: He's doing what?  What's he doing?

YOGI: Ryou, you'll find out soon, VERY soon!  Don't worry you'll get the answer in the next chapter!  That's enough! Take him away!

(*Someone who's dressed as Kero's drags the raving Ryou away, who yelled, "He's done WHAT!!*)

Next is Yugi! Yugi, come on out!

YUGI: (timidly) no….

YOGI: Just come out!  Let me introduce, Sailor Yugi!

YUGI: (audience hoots as Yugi walks across the stage.  Currently he is decked out in Sailor Moon's clothes from the anime Sailor Moon.) um… hello

YOGI: Yugi!  Yugi!  Welcome, um, your quite popular today aren't' ya?

YUGI: I'm glad you didn't have the gull to have Yami come out.

RANDOM PERSON: Yami??!?!?  Where?

ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON: Take it off!

YOGI: Ladies, please.  Let me describe look I was striving for Yugi.  The dress was more or so based on Anna's from Shaman King.  Hair would remind me off Amelia from The Slayers.  That's pretty much it. Okay!  Questions?

LiLianJieGurl: Yami, what brand of Egyptian eyeliner do you prefer?

YUGI: Let me ask him, one second. (rubs his forehead as he tries to communicate with Yami) He says, "I refuse to answer that question!" I would tell you, but I'm afraid of the consequences he could invoke.

ACME-Rian: Yugi,Do you feel insulted at me?I'm 13 and 5' 2"!Please don't hurt me...

YUGI: (confused) I'd never hurt you!  I'm not insulted. 

Dreamy Eyes: Hey Yugi, why does Grandpa always have a broom with him?

YUGI: Grandpa says, it's a "weapon of choice against punks", but I don't understand old people lingo.  I'm sorry I can't tell you the story behind it.  Although that one time he used it to lift that girl's, uh, (blushes) well let's just say he got a well-deserved slap.

Dew-Shan of Egypt: do you ever think that you'll get over the trauma you felt when your mom almost called you her daughter? And how do you feel being voted the Bestest Westest Cutie?

YUGI: (sniffle) Mommy can be so cruel sometimes.  I'm sure she said those things because she hadn't gambled in a while.  Bestest Westest?  I had no idea, maybe I should ask Kaiba for the magazine.

YOGI: Time's up!  Sorry Yugi, you have to go!

Yugi: Can I get out of this please?  The long pigtailed wig itches!  

(*Sailor Tea, as a Sailor Scout too, appears dragging Yugi away*)

YOGI: Next is Seto Kaiba, the object of my affection.

MAIN SECURITY GUARD: (runs in) Mistress of the depth of evil fanfic writers! 

YOGI (and some of the audience): Yes?

MAIN SECURITY GUARD: It seems that Seto Kaiba has taken out all of the men and fangirls you've sent!  We're currently working on stage 2!

KAIBA: (off in the distance) Damn you!  NO!  Stop that Mokuba!  Not the eyes! 

Voluntarily coming out to greet you all, is the one and only … uh… Eva Pilot Kaiba!

KAIBA: (fumbles on the stage) Where does that kid get his hypnotic powers… YOU!  Yes you, why'd you fit me in these… (*cough*) tight clothes. 

YOGI: I'm sorry Kaiba, but you look great as Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion. In I My Me, Oh My!  Kaiba's look was based off Mai. I used the wardrobe combination of Mai and Quistis from Final Fantasy VIII.  The hair would most likely look as Sailor Mars from Sailor Moon.  But for now, the tight white, piloting suit looks great…good…fabulous… AHEM, anyways, let's take some questions shall we.

KAIBA:  … shove it!

LiLianJieGurl: what do you think of the other bishies'(yugi/yami, joey, otogi, malik, bakura, tristan) hairstyles (as guys still)?

KAIBA:  Yugi's; a porcupine and a great Christmas decoration. Joey's; get a haircut, someone can get lost in your hair. Otogi's; We live in the 90's!. Malik's; Strange… Bakura's; Dye jobs can do wonders. Tristan's; AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dreamy Eyes: Hey Kaiba, how come your depressed after being awarded 'best' bad boy?

Dragon Master's Mistress: I second that question!

KAIBA: I'm not depressed, simply annoyed.  How'd you like it if you were used as piece of meat?

YOGI: (staring at Kaiba) Huh?  What? (sees Kaiba's glare) Ehehehe, you're free to leave Kaiba (does so)…would you look at those---

KAIBA: (Behind the curtains) Wheeler if I have to out there so do you!

JOEY: Wait a minute!  (is shoved out of the curtains)

YOGI: Please welcome, Dark Magician Girl Joey!

JOEY: (tries to pull down the short skirt he's wearing) Doesn't the English Dark Magician Girl have a longer skirt? 

YOGI: Sit down!  Joey's look is based off, well I think wardrobe of Hisoka from Yami no Matsuei and the hair from Sniper Wolf from Metal Gear Solid. Okay questions, please.

LiLianJieGurl: Who looks better as a girl, you or Mai?

JOEY: (blushes) Er, Um… is it getting hot in here? Uh… I guess, Mai… (turns red as a tomato)

YOGI: …okay… well Joey it was fun, but you gotta go, if you find Otogi send him my way, will ya?

JOEY: sure… (runs off)

Malik appears.

MALIK: (sarcastically) Oh great hiding place Rishid!  Rishid?  Rishid?  Where'd you go?

YOGI: Malik!  How good you to join us.  Stand over here, please welcome Tomb Raider's Lara Croft Malik!

MALIK: Couldn't' come up with anything else?

YOGI: No… not really.  As you know I made Malik have Lara's Croft's hair.  The clothes however are the same as Yami Malik's only made for a woman!  Now for questions.

Isis Hotep: why is Malik acting so INNOCENT? and y hasn't Yami Malik come into the picture yet?PLZ ANSWER ME!

MALIK: … innocent?

YOGI: I'll answer this one Malik, sit back and look pretty for me.  Well, for one Malik is SO serious and has lived a sheltered life so I thought, what if he wasn't as wordly as we thought he was.  Yami Malik made a small appearance before with Isis' comb, but he'll return.

LiLianJieGurl : what brand of Egyptian eyeliner do you prefer?

MALIK: Cairo's Maybelline line.

Dreamy Eyes: why is Malik so naïve?

YOGI: I answered this before, but might as well say, He's CUTE this way!

RISHID: (also appears) Master Malik we must hurry, Isis is searching for us!  She got the look of blood in her eyes!

MALIK: (Shakespearean) Away Rishid.  Let us Flee!

YOGI: 0_0  I seriously need to catch up on my reading.  Lastly and let's hope without any delay, welcome the womanizer himself,  Sorceress Otogi.

OTOGI: (sighs a sign of relief) I glad you made me Lina Inverse.  She doesn't show much skin.

Watch what you say, she might appear out of the Slayer's Universe and Fireball you.  Wardrobe wise was taken from Tifa Lockheart from Final Fantasy VII and hair was made up, so think along the lines of curly, bouncy, short hair. 

LiLianJieGurl: which guy re-made as a girl would you pick?

OTOGI: Well If I didn't know WHO they were I'd pick, hm, Joey I guess.

TRISTAN: (walks by) Hey, Otogi… wow sorry ma'am I thought you were someone else.

OTOGI: (Looks confused)

YOGI: Hey Tristan, now that you're here someone else asked you a question.

Dew-Shan of Egypt: why is he such a loser in love? *GASP* IS HE RELATED TO BROCK FROM POKeMON?!?!?!?!?!?

TRISTAN: (looks confused along with Otogi) Well, I don't' know Brock, but you'll never know.

That's all the time we have!  Thanks for reading and remember…uh…remember…????

To my Lovely reviewers!

Dee-whY-Cee-aRe – (Chapter 15) How could I possibly change poor Rishid's name?  Besides, I haven't watched Yu-Gi-Oh in English since well, I guess since Kaiba and Yugi's duel.  Someone told me he was called Odion.  Go figure. (Chapter 16)  Whahahahaha!

Mavelus – (Chapter 15) OMG, you're the writer of the Cover Girl, aren't you? (well of course I went to confirm it!)  I've read bits and pieces of it, but I think it's great! Thanks for looking at my fic, even though I know it's not the greatest!  Thank you so much!

Umiko Morimoto – (Chapter 15) Hiya!  Well, yes I too thought of a hot spring, but I thought that maybe a public bath house would be funnier.  I don't know I might go both ways!  Thank you for reminding me of that idea, I will hopefully execute it in a good way that you'll enjoy! (Chapter 16) Wow!  Yugi see Tea nude?  That sounds cool, but I might dim it down, but otherwise I will use it!

Isis Hotep – (Chapter 15) Sorry for the long wait on your questions, and thank you for submitting to them.  I brought Yami Malik in Chapter entitled "Malik" but I'll make sure he has one more cameo.  I must bring back justice to him, for English destroyed him!

kauly123 – (Chapter 15) Thanks for saying it was one of the best chapters.  I tried really to get the introductions done as soon as possible to move on the story, but turns out I'm not quite done. That means more chapters though!  OH yes, Seto, you are a bad boy!

Kai – (Chapter 11)  I would have kept the blue eyes, except it might lead to suspicions.  I don't' know, I changed everything to every guy.  I thought Yugi trying to change himself, by himself, would be a disaster.  So that thought came up!

LiLianJieGurl – (Chapter 15) I felt bad really that Yugi get less attention then his Yami.  Then the idea of him being the babe of the six hit my head, and so Kaiba and Otogi are checking him out!  About the DVD's, I buy them from Ebay.  They are well relatively cheap, and well, to tell you the truth the subtitling isn't all that good (my pen name is from the bad subtitling ^_^), but quality and quantity of the episodes are good.  It's WAY better than the English version!  E-mail me if you want more info!  (Chapter 16) I never saw Ranma ½, I really want to though!  Thank you again for reviewing and possibly putting an idea in my head.  If I use it, I thank you in advance!

linzy8554 – (Chapter 15) Your so sweet!  When I read your review I just had to write Chapter 16 as fast as I could.  All those jokes I put into Chapter 15 we're weird, but I'm happy that you liked them!  But please, refrain from burning my socks, I'm very protective of my YGO logo socks…okay so their not really YGO socks, but using a black marker makes me feel like they were! (Chapter 16) I hope things are getting interesting!

Ancient Angel- (Chapter 15) Sometimes I don't know what to say to a person I talk to quite often.  Well I'll thank you and stuff.  Also for listening to my rants, I have to thank you for that! (Chapter 16)  To make you laugh, I think I accomplished my goal.  There's some Yaoi, technically, and I know you enjoyed that!

ACME-Rian – (Chapter 15) First, I'm sorry I'm neglecting you!  I will include you in the story once the tournament starts!  Don't worry and thanks for being one of my many repeating reviewers! (Chapter 16) Joni is a cutie, huh?

OnlyHAUNTED – (Chapter 15) You know, even before I read the Manga I thought Grandpa was a perv.  Now I can write about it.  I'll be sure to give you credit for that idea. I'm sorry I didn't before and thankful!  Well, I will put more Bakura and Malik because, reason one, Malik's so cute and reason two, I WANT to embrasses Bakura!  Thank you again! (Chapter 16) I'm so exicted to write those Bakura/Malik moments!  Though again, I don't know how many, but they'll be roomies, so expect a lot!  Well Jou and Kaiba are technically sharing a bathroom together and I KNOW something is bound to happen ^_^

Spiderfan – (Chapter 15) just by saying "Keep writing" I can continue.  I value those kind of reviews as much as the detailed ones.  Thank you! (Chapter 16) Awe, you did the same thing again.  Thank you!

Dreamy-eyes1 – (Chapter 15) Yeah, I know I was slow in updating!  I have a lot of reasons behind it, though!  I'll be sure to update as fast as possible!  Thank you for reviewing (^_^ many times) and submitting me some questions!

Trupana – (Chapter 15) By far, I'm so in love with the Mai/Seto idea, that I had to refrain myself from doing so many scenes!  I'm very grateful to you for starting me on that coupling!  I'm going to write more situations, but I also made a promise that I would write as many couplings as I could.  After all, this is a humor fic!

Keith Kaizer – (Chapter 15) The website? I gave up on that idea, when I proclaimed it, I wasn't as busy as I am now.  But I did list in this chapter the insipiration behind the guys looks and if you want, I could send you a Bakura picture I found that I based his looks on!  Thank you, for congratulating me on my 200th.  I never knew I'd make it this far!  By the way, Odin rocked in FFVIII! I loved him so!

Cettie-girl – (Chapter 15) Chapter 15 was dedicated to them finding one another, and boy did it take long to write.  It was, ah, one of the most tedious parts of the story for me, I like them separated and individually focused on.  But hey, they're cute, so they had to meet sometime.  Thanks for the questions and the review! (Chapter 16) Hey, they bicker as guys, why not as girls?


Dragon Master's Mistress – (Chapter 15) well I put you down for asking the same question too!  Thanks, I was hoping someone would address it (well two was cool)!  Yes, Kaiba is one hella of bad boy! (Chapter 16) Oh, how I want Candy!  But what I really need is caffeine. But candies good!  I will eat my candy happily! Thank you!

neutral element – (Chapter 15)Awe, you're making me blush!  I'm SORRY I didn't update and I don't know about the faster, but I GURANTEE I'll finish the story!  Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, for flattering me!  I'm not that great, but the things you said are like warming!  Sorry, I will try as hard as possible!

Ieyre – (Chapter 16) I guess it's odd, but I respect that you think so.

Georgia – (Chapter 16) Buddy, it's been so long since I've heard from you!  It's good to hear you're still reading and liking the story!  Thank you for being one of my supporters up till now!

samurai-ashes – (Chapter 16) Thank you!  I did not notice that mistake!  Glad you pointed it out!  I'm happy you like the story, and it's great that you helped me out.  I'm a bit, well, rushed with these chapters, I know there are tons of mistakes.  Thank you again, for reviewing and helping me!

Duos-Bunnie – (Chapter 16)  Well at least you reviewed for me once again, that makes me grateful!  Thank you so very much!

Dew-Shan of Egypt – (Chapter 16) I'm not a Yaoi writer, so don't worry about those kind of situations.  However, since this is humor, I'm going for every possible coupling, just for fun of course!  Thanks for the review and questions! I'll be sure to answer them!

Unicornfan – (Chapter 13) Don't worry, more chapters might or might not be put up!  Wait and see, buddy!

Kikoken – Thank You!  I too find the concept hilarious and very likely.  I don't know, they're drawn in certain way…

Flower Petals – I don't mind you reviewed late, I'm just glad you like the story in the first place.  Thank you! 

neutral element – Yeah I was wondering what happened to you.  It's true, I don't get enough energy as of late and I DID set up my chapters for upcoming ones, but since I've taken so long I have to reinvent the whole thing.  *sigh* Thanks for reviewing!

YugiLuv – Awe, thanks!

Hikari – I have the same problem too, I can't laugh late at night else I'll get caught being up and scolded.  Thanks for reviewing!