You don't care what I have to say. =P Anyway, this one is a Ryou/Bakura.
Malik decides to take a visit here, too. ^^;;
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In the kitchen Ryou is sitting on the counter reading the morning paper,
hoping not to find Bakura's picture in it. Turns out there wasn't much
of anything in it save for some anoucements. With a sigh of relief, he
puts down the paper and hops off of the counter to make some breakfast.
When Ryou is halfway through cooking his eggs the front door slams open,
making him jump. He walks into the living room and sees Bakura and
Malik have just come in. Bakura was laughing like a hiena and Malik had
a sour, pissed look on his face as well as a bandage on his nose.
"What happened to him?" Ryou asks Bakura. He sweatdrops as he is
ignored and Bakura continues to laugh. "Malik?"
Malik just scowls at Bakura and sits on the couch, turning on the
television. Bakura coughs when he loses his breath and starts to calm
down.
"Bakura, What happened to Malik?" Ryou questions, then Bakura snickers.
"He got bitten by a beaver." Bakura grins and Malik turns up the volume
on the tv.
"A beaver?! How did that happen?"
"Yeah, he hit a beaver on the road."
"If it was hit then how did it bite him?"
"Well, after he hit it the beaver flew into the ditch. I told him to
stop cause I wanted to get it to the taxidermist."
Ryou sweatdrops, "Why would you want to stuff a large rodent?"
"So that you had something to put on the dinner table instead of
those plastic flowers of yours."
"...."
"Yeah, after he stopped we got out and walked into the ditch. He goes
over, grabs it by the tail, picks it up, and says "Look at it! Theres
no cuts or blood or nothing!". Apparently, "nothing" is the word that
brings a beaver back to consciousness. The beaver swings up and, chomp,
right on his nose!" Bakura starts laughing agian and colapses on the
floor holding his stomach.
Ryou and Malik watch him and sweatdrop.
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Well that was short and pathetic....I might make a part two to the
Bakura/Ryou.
Malik decides to take a visit here, too. ^^;;
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the kitchen Ryou is sitting on the counter reading the morning paper,
hoping not to find Bakura's picture in it. Turns out there wasn't much
of anything in it save for some anoucements. With a sigh of relief, he
puts down the paper and hops off of the counter to make some breakfast.
When Ryou is halfway through cooking his eggs the front door slams open,
making him jump. He walks into the living room and sees Bakura and
Malik have just come in. Bakura was laughing like a hiena and Malik had
a sour, pissed look on his face as well as a bandage on his nose.
"What happened to him?" Ryou asks Bakura. He sweatdrops as he is
ignored and Bakura continues to laugh. "Malik?"
Malik just scowls at Bakura and sits on the couch, turning on the
television. Bakura coughs when he loses his breath and starts to calm
down.
"Bakura, What happened to Malik?" Ryou questions, then Bakura snickers.
"He got bitten by a beaver." Bakura grins and Malik turns up the volume
on the tv.
"A beaver?! How did that happen?"
"Yeah, he hit a beaver on the road."
"If it was hit then how did it bite him?"
"Well, after he hit it the beaver flew into the ditch. I told him to
stop cause I wanted to get it to the taxidermist."
Ryou sweatdrops, "Why would you want to stuff a large rodent?"
"So that you had something to put on the dinner table instead of
those plastic flowers of yours."
"...."
"Yeah, after he stopped we got out and walked into the ditch. He goes
over, grabs it by the tail, picks it up, and says "Look at it! Theres
no cuts or blood or nothing!". Apparently, "nothing" is the word that
brings a beaver back to consciousness. The beaver swings up and, chomp,
right on his nose!" Bakura starts laughing agian and colapses on the
floor holding his stomach.
Ryou and Malik watch him and sweatdrop.
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Well that was short and pathetic....I might make a part two to the
Bakura/Ryou.