Following Days in Life

(Omake Mini-Story for your viewing pleasure)

Author Notes: What exactly is an Omake? It's Japanese for extra. Sometimes in Anime or Manga there will be 'extra' little stories for fans to enjoy. This below came from me being bored and it being winter here. Original this started off being a PK story but by Wednesday it seemed more like CA. It was fun to write and gave me something to do since I don't watch Monday's shows on the WB.

Copyrights: All character and etc belong to rightful owners. Pure fandom.

Sunday

"This sofa is lumpy." He complained.

"Good!" She yelled from upstairs behind closed doors.

Monday

"I take it as your still mad." He said at breakfast the next morning. She glared at him evilly over the plate of French toast, bowl of Butternutty Banana Monkey Crunch ice cream, a dozen doughnuts, two plates of sushi, and a Diet Coke.

"Go to hell." She mumbled in-between bites of raw fish and ice cream. He sighed, ate rest of his microwave oatmeal, and left for work.

Tuesday

"Are you still mad at me?" He inquired while he watched the game on the living room television.

She replied by taking the remote away and flipping to Lifetime. He took that as a yes.

Wednesday

"She's driving me insane!" He whined to his brother-in-law.

"Be a man." His brother-in-law said.

"Let me talk to my sister." He replied, feeling defeated.

Thursday

"So what did the doctor say?" He asked, trying to make polite (safe) conversation on the drive home.

"He said I gained five more pounds." She said behind grinding teeth.

"Well that's good." He replied while watching traffic.

"Well that's good." She mocked "of course you think it's good its not you that gained five pounds now is it?"

He rubbed his temples at the next stoplight.

Friday

"God! I can't even get into these pants either!" She yelled, furiously throwing them out the window.

"You are four months pregnant." He reminder her from the bathroom where he was brushing his teeth and unable to see her throwing clothing out the window including his.

She cursed, threw a pillow at him, and marched downstairs to the fridge. She needed something with caffeine and sugar. There was still a large hunk of fudge she had hidden somewhere behind the soda and butter.

He needed an aspirin and a vacation.

Saturday

He tiptoed up the stairs. He was late. She was going to kill him for sure this time. The fifth step creaked. He let out a silent prayer for his life not to end here.

"You're late." She said, appearing out of nowhere like a specter.

So he was going to die.

"Sorry, I know I said I'd be home at eight but I got held up at the office. You know how Mrs. Peterson is about her cats. One sneezes and she thinks its dying." He explained.

"Okay. Just call home next time, kay?" She said.

"You mean you're not mad at me?" He asked, still trying to recover from the shock of not being dead now.

"Of course not." She said and wrapped her arms around her husband and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"I love you." She said after pulling away.

"So you're not mad?" He asked again.

"No, I'm not mad." She said again.

"You sure?" He asked.

"Yes, I'm sure." She said again, now becoming angry.

"Positive?"

"Yes!"

"I just want to make sure because you been upset with me all week."

"Have not!" She said in her defense.

"You made me sleep on the sofa Sunday. You told me to go to hell fifty times on Monday. Tuesday you drove off and left me at the grocery store. You threw leftover macaroni and cheese at me Wednesday. Said you wanted a divorce on Thursday and told me you to go to hell another fifty times of Friday." He said as he counted things off on his fingers.

"You're point?" She asked, tapping her foot debating if she should kill him if he said something else stupid.

"You really hurt my feelings when you're being a grouch." He said.

Next Sunday

"This sofa is lumpy." He complained again.

"Good!" She yelled again from upstairs behind closed doors.

End

Ending AN: Did you like it? I know it was really short and just dialogue but I did call it Omake Mini-Story didn't I? I hope everyone was in character too. Cheyenne also made no appearance because she went Gummy Bear World France with her grandparents. :)I've been thinking about writing another chapter were the other baby is born. I don't know if I'll get around to it, as I am lazy. Maybe if you begged pretty please? :p