The Second Chapter Baby!
So our hero sets off on his grand adventure to thwart evil and stuff with his belt that gives him super cool strength, 6 foot tall horse, 5 foot long lance (the weapon moron), and a ladder that can extend to any length (i'm sorry but i cant resist. put any joke u want here guys.)
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Halfling- You said that u would tell the reader my name!
Fine. the guys name is Daniel Andrew Ethen Rick Mathew Otto Nickolson Fizzleborp the Fourth. Or for short Daermon Fizzleborp the Fourth. Look at the first letter of every name except Fizzleborp and add them together in order of appearence. I is only going to call him Fizzleborp.
Fizzleborp- Thank you
Will you continue the story now?
Fizzleborp- O.K. So reader, here is the situation. I is on my horse riding into the DARK FOREST!!!!
How odd that almost every good guy goes into a DARK FOREST!!!!
Fizzleborp- Agreed.
So anyway, you are in the forest and you come across a stinking pile of carcasses. next to the pile is some odd lookin thing that looks like it wants to bite off your arm and use as a midnight snack.
Fizzleborp- Hault Evil doer! I shall slay thee for thy sins!
OK, why does he talk all funny? I dont know i was askin you. Dont you get that tone with me! oh really? you wanna fight! ok ok, i give you win. oh, sorry for interupting the fight between Fizzleborp and the evil thingy. got in a fight with my better half. I sher taught him! lets see how our hero is doin.
Fizzleborp- HA HA! I have slain thee!
Sorry again reader.
Fizzleborp- Oh it was so cool! i cant beleive that the reader missed it!
I have decided to end the chapter short.
EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So our hero sets off on his grand adventure to thwart evil and stuff with his belt that gives him super cool strength, 6 foot tall horse, 5 foot long lance (the weapon moron), and a ladder that can extend to any length (i'm sorry but i cant resist. put any joke u want here guys.)
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Halfling- You said that u would tell the reader my name!
Fine. the guys name is Daniel Andrew Ethen Rick Mathew Otto Nickolson Fizzleborp the Fourth. Or for short Daermon Fizzleborp the Fourth. Look at the first letter of every name except Fizzleborp and add them together in order of appearence. I is only going to call him Fizzleborp.
Fizzleborp- Thank you
Will you continue the story now?
Fizzleborp- O.K. So reader, here is the situation. I is on my horse riding into the DARK FOREST!!!!
How odd that almost every good guy goes into a DARK FOREST!!!!
Fizzleborp- Agreed.
So anyway, you are in the forest and you come across a stinking pile of carcasses. next to the pile is some odd lookin thing that looks like it wants to bite off your arm and use as a midnight snack.
Fizzleborp- Hault Evil doer! I shall slay thee for thy sins!
OK, why does he talk all funny? I dont know i was askin you. Dont you get that tone with me! oh really? you wanna fight! ok ok, i give you win. oh, sorry for interupting the fight between Fizzleborp and the evil thingy. got in a fight with my better half. I sher taught him! lets see how our hero is doin.
Fizzleborp- HA HA! I have slain thee!
Sorry again reader.
Fizzleborp- Oh it was so cool! i cant beleive that the reader missed it!
I have decided to end the chapter short.
EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!