Welcome to the third chapter of my wonderfull story. Now, i know i have probably dissapointed you up to this point, and for that, i am sorry. but now that i have loads of free time, i will be able to bring you the entertainment you so desire. Now on to the story!
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Now our hero, Fizzleborp, has done a great deed for good and is back on his horse(magic ladder, keep in mind) and rides deaper into the DARK FOREST!!! He is surrounded by many trees(duh, forest) and can't help but feel that he is being watched.
Fizzleborp- My halfling paladin senses are tingling! I think something is watching me!
He notices a fork in the road. on the right side, there is a sign saying OUT OF ORDER! wich is really odd and on the left side there is a conviently placed gang of what seems to be, u guessed D&D fans! Yes, a gang of orcs!
Fizzleborp- smart orcs aren't they? i meen, they set up an out of order sign on the other side so i have to go to the other, wich is where they is. well, time to go thwart evil and stuff!
Well, they walk up to you and go "only a snack? Damn! oh well"
what do you do?
Fizzleborp-Why do you act like a DM?(D&D lingo lesson schwam-DM-Dungeon master. basically the bearer of bad news. long story short, runs the game.)
Cause i love the job and it makes it easier for me to tell the story.
Fizzleborp- ok. now dont interupt the battle sequence!
ok. btw, they,they being the orcs, attack u. what do u do?
Fizzleborp- i jump off my horse and attack the nearest orc with my trusty lance!
ok u attack...ok u are over 5 feet away so no AoO(D&D lingo lesson doo-AoO-Attack of Opportunity. if u or opponent moves over 10 feet and comes within 5 feet of u, u can attack him on the spot.)...u roll a d20(D&D lingo lesson two n' heif-d20-a 20 sided die. many other tipes exist such as the d4 wich has 4 sides, d6 wich has 6 sides, d8,d10,d12,and d100.)and out comes a 10...ur modifier is +3...so 13... u miss.
Fizzlborp-Damn It!
ok so there is a total of 3 orcs. one of um moves over 10 feet to goet to u.
Fizzleborp-AoO!
k. u roll a...20!roll to confirm critical... a 20! crit hit!
Fizzleborp-Awesome!
Rolling a d10 for dmg... 1... add strenght bonus...for a total of 6.
And i decide that this particular band of orcs are weak and have only 5 hit points.u killed it.
Fizzleborp- YES!!!
And the other two go "oh crap" and leave.
Fizzleborp-ooooohhhhhhhhhhh.
btw, u now just noticed a huge ass tower. it sucks you in.
Fizzleborp- uncoool.
Will Fizzleborp make through the tower? will he find out what sucked him in? will he find out why? stay tuned for next week's episode. same bat time, same bat channel.
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Now our hero, Fizzleborp, has done a great deed for good and is back on his horse(magic ladder, keep in mind) and rides deaper into the DARK FOREST!!! He is surrounded by many trees(duh, forest) and can't help but feel that he is being watched.
Fizzleborp- My halfling paladin senses are tingling! I think something is watching me!
He notices a fork in the road. on the right side, there is a sign saying OUT OF ORDER! wich is really odd and on the left side there is a conviently placed gang of what seems to be, u guessed D&D fans! Yes, a gang of orcs!
Fizzleborp- smart orcs aren't they? i meen, they set up an out of order sign on the other side so i have to go to the other, wich is where they is. well, time to go thwart evil and stuff!
Well, they walk up to you and go "only a snack? Damn! oh well"
what do you do?
Fizzleborp-Why do you act like a DM?(D&D lingo lesson schwam-DM-Dungeon master. basically the bearer of bad news. long story short, runs the game.)
Cause i love the job and it makes it easier for me to tell the story.
Fizzleborp- ok. now dont interupt the battle sequence!
ok. btw, they,they being the orcs, attack u. what do u do?
Fizzleborp- i jump off my horse and attack the nearest orc with my trusty lance!
ok u attack...ok u are over 5 feet away so no AoO(D&D lingo lesson doo-AoO-Attack of Opportunity. if u or opponent moves over 10 feet and comes within 5 feet of u, u can attack him on the spot.)...u roll a d20(D&D lingo lesson two n' heif-d20-a 20 sided die. many other tipes exist such as the d4 wich has 4 sides, d6 wich has 6 sides, d8,d10,d12,and d100.)and out comes a 10...ur modifier is +3...so 13... u miss.
Fizzlborp-Damn It!
ok so there is a total of 3 orcs. one of um moves over 10 feet to goet to u.
Fizzleborp-AoO!
k. u roll a...20!roll to confirm critical... a 20! crit hit!
Fizzleborp-Awesome!
Rolling a d10 for dmg... 1... add strenght bonus...for a total of 6.
And i decide that this particular band of orcs are weak and have only 5 hit points.u killed it.
Fizzleborp- YES!!!
And the other two go "oh crap" and leave.
Fizzleborp-ooooohhhhhhhhhhh.
btw, u now just noticed a huge ass tower. it sucks you in.
Fizzleborp- uncoool.
Will Fizzleborp make through the tower? will he find out what sucked him in? will he find out why? stay tuned for next week's episode. same bat time, same bat channel.