Chao World: A Story
By Darkness The Hedgehog
[A/N: I know having random characters taking care of Chao isn't a new concept for fanfiction, nor is having Omochao be really annoying, but I like to think that this is different for several reasons: a) I will try to make this fic a bit less random than the previous ones b) It has non-Sonic characters making cameos, and even raising Chao c) this fic will often be in Diary format. In other words, it will go day by day. Now sit back, R & R, and enjoy the fic... right after my stupid disclaimer.]
Mr. Disclaimer, who is really a poorly disguised Eggman, says: Hey kids! Don't get severely drunk, do drugs OR attempt to take over a world where humanoid hedgehog-mutants can run faster than the speed of sound! It's impossible, I tell you!... AHEM! Anyway, Darkness doesn't own Sonic or Sega. He is in no way affiliated with them. All other characters used in this fic, other than a few that may be mentioned like Sunburn and Darkness, are also not owned by Darkness.
And now, Chapter 1:
Day 1: Sonic's POV:
Damn You Diary,
Tails woke me up at 1 AM because of some bad dream about man-eating tuna- fish sandwiches. You'd think a child genius could just freakin' figure out on his own that giant man-eating sandwiches aren't going to devour him in his sleep, but NOOOOOOOOOO! I had to spend until 2 AM patting him on the back and reassuring him that "No, the tuna fish sandwiches don't actually exist." Damnit, sometimes I wish one of those damn giant man-eating tuna- fish sandwiches in the fridge would just eat that mutant. I'm going back to sleep.
Annoyed,
Sonic the Hedgehog
...DAMNIT! I couldn't get to sleep. It's 4 AM. Tails was screaming in his sleep about those stupid sandwiches again. I think one of them might have actually escaped the fridge. Tails ruffed up a bit when I checked on him. I looked around, but I think it's hiding somewhere in the house. I only have one option left. If I want to get any sleep at all, we'll have to go somewhere else where Tails won't be afraid to sleep. We're going to Chao World. And I thought I'd escaped that moron Omochao...
Well, we're here. Tails fell asleep after checking around to see if the sandwich followed us. I'm going to sleep now.
Sleepily,
Sonic the Hedgehog
...I hate my life. It's 6 AM, and I'm awake again. Tails is fine this time, but guess what? There are CHAO in Chao World! Of all the luck... Long story short, I rolled over on an egg in my sleep and ended up incubating it. It hatched, and I was still on top of the Chao. It started crying and punching me and woke me up. I threw it off into the lake so it would stop bothering me, but It turns out Chao aren't born with the ability to swim. I had to save it. Then it started begging for food, and it chewed on my arm for a while so I shook a tree and gave 'im the fruit. The strange thing is that even though Chao raised by heroes are supposed to turn white, mines been turning a bit dark ever since the lake incident... I wonder why? Oh well, back to sleep...
Tails's POV:
Dear Diary,
It's 9 AM. Ever since we escaped that food-infested house I've been feeling A LOT better. It looks like Sonic hatched a Chao overnight. It was sleeping beside him when I woke up. Beats me why it's turning into a Dark Chao though. Knowing Sonic he probably whacked it for waking him up. He isn't a morning person. Well, there's no food around here except the stuff in the trees, and I can't tell if it' a fruit or a nut. I searched around the Chao Kindergarten and the Black Market. Nothing looked appetizing, although I considered making a Red Chao Egg Omelette, but I decided against it in the end. Unfortunately, I'd already bought it. I went back to the Chao Garden and ate some of the disgusting fruits. I spent a few hours trying to hatch the egg. I soaked it in the waterfall, hit it with my tails, I bit it, cooked it up a bit, and created various inventions out of rocks and tree bark, but nothing worked. Funny thing is, after I gave up, it hatched on its own. It's a female, and it's really cute looking. When Sonic and his Chao woke up, my chao immediately began playing with Sonic's. Sonic has decided to name his Chao Bolt. I named mine Scarlet. I suggested that Sonic and me move here. Sonic agreed, "just 'cause it's nice and quiet, then he mumbled something about sleep and went off to have a nap. This is gonna' be INTERESTING, to say the least. Wait, was that a sandwich behind that rock? Well, gotta' go!...ARG! It's eating my spleen!
In Great Pain,
Tails
By Darkness The Hedgehog
[A/N: I know having random characters taking care of Chao isn't a new concept for fanfiction, nor is having Omochao be really annoying, but I like to think that this is different for several reasons: a) I will try to make this fic a bit less random than the previous ones b) It has non-Sonic characters making cameos, and even raising Chao c) this fic will often be in Diary format. In other words, it will go day by day. Now sit back, R & R, and enjoy the fic... right after my stupid disclaimer.]
Mr. Disclaimer, who is really a poorly disguised Eggman, says: Hey kids! Don't get severely drunk, do drugs OR attempt to take over a world where humanoid hedgehog-mutants can run faster than the speed of sound! It's impossible, I tell you!... AHEM! Anyway, Darkness doesn't own Sonic or Sega. He is in no way affiliated with them. All other characters used in this fic, other than a few that may be mentioned like Sunburn and Darkness, are also not owned by Darkness.
And now, Chapter 1:
Day 1: Sonic's POV:
Damn You Diary,
Tails woke me up at 1 AM because of some bad dream about man-eating tuna- fish sandwiches. You'd think a child genius could just freakin' figure out on his own that giant man-eating sandwiches aren't going to devour him in his sleep, but NOOOOOOOOOO! I had to spend until 2 AM patting him on the back and reassuring him that "No, the tuna fish sandwiches don't actually exist." Damnit, sometimes I wish one of those damn giant man-eating tuna- fish sandwiches in the fridge would just eat that mutant. I'm going back to sleep.
Annoyed,
Sonic the Hedgehog
...DAMNIT! I couldn't get to sleep. It's 4 AM. Tails was screaming in his sleep about those stupid sandwiches again. I think one of them might have actually escaped the fridge. Tails ruffed up a bit when I checked on him. I looked around, but I think it's hiding somewhere in the house. I only have one option left. If I want to get any sleep at all, we'll have to go somewhere else where Tails won't be afraid to sleep. We're going to Chao World. And I thought I'd escaped that moron Omochao...
Well, we're here. Tails fell asleep after checking around to see if the sandwich followed us. I'm going to sleep now.
Sleepily,
Sonic the Hedgehog
...I hate my life. It's 6 AM, and I'm awake again. Tails is fine this time, but guess what? There are CHAO in Chao World! Of all the luck... Long story short, I rolled over on an egg in my sleep and ended up incubating it. It hatched, and I was still on top of the Chao. It started crying and punching me and woke me up. I threw it off into the lake so it would stop bothering me, but It turns out Chao aren't born with the ability to swim. I had to save it. Then it started begging for food, and it chewed on my arm for a while so I shook a tree and gave 'im the fruit. The strange thing is that even though Chao raised by heroes are supposed to turn white, mines been turning a bit dark ever since the lake incident... I wonder why? Oh well, back to sleep...
Tails's POV:
Dear Diary,
It's 9 AM. Ever since we escaped that food-infested house I've been feeling A LOT better. It looks like Sonic hatched a Chao overnight. It was sleeping beside him when I woke up. Beats me why it's turning into a Dark Chao though. Knowing Sonic he probably whacked it for waking him up. He isn't a morning person. Well, there's no food around here except the stuff in the trees, and I can't tell if it' a fruit or a nut. I searched around the Chao Kindergarten and the Black Market. Nothing looked appetizing, although I considered making a Red Chao Egg Omelette, but I decided against it in the end. Unfortunately, I'd already bought it. I went back to the Chao Garden and ate some of the disgusting fruits. I spent a few hours trying to hatch the egg. I soaked it in the waterfall, hit it with my tails, I bit it, cooked it up a bit, and created various inventions out of rocks and tree bark, but nothing worked. Funny thing is, after I gave up, it hatched on its own. It's a female, and it's really cute looking. When Sonic and his Chao woke up, my chao immediately began playing with Sonic's. Sonic has decided to name his Chao Bolt. I named mine Scarlet. I suggested that Sonic and me move here. Sonic agreed, "just 'cause it's nice and quiet, then he mumbled something about sleep and went off to have a nap. This is gonna' be INTERESTING, to say the least. Wait, was that a sandwich behind that rock? Well, gotta' go!...ARG! It's eating my spleen!
In Great Pain,
Tails