Chapter 7: Merf to the Rescue!-Uh, sort of
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men-yadda yadda yadda- so on and so forth-you know the drill!-Although I do own Merf!
The boys did make it back to Institute before the girls, but not by much!- They only had about a spare 15 minutes to pull into the garage, close the door and sprint to the kitchen. They barely had enough time for everyone in the kitchen and close the door.
Just then they heard an engine cut off in the driveway.
"Mein Gott so soon?" Kurt looked like he was going to faint.
"Hello, anyone home?" asked a male voice asked.
"Merf (How Much Embarrassment Can 2 Mutants Take + Hotel Management ref)?" called Scott.
"Uh, ya," said Merf walking into the kitchen, "who were you expecting, the grim reaper?"
"Funny you should say dat," mentioned Gambit.
"Wait don't tell me," said Merf, "you guys are in trouble with the girls, right?"
"In a manner of speaking," said John cautiously.
A second car pulled into the driveway.
"They are back!" exclaimed Colossus in horror.
"Don't worry, I got ya covered." Merf assured the distraught teens.
The little FedEx Driver whipped open the refrigerator and proceeded to toss the boys cans of soda.
"Now when the girls walk in laugh at whatever I say, got it?"
All the boys nodded their heads.
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Meanwhile the girls unloaded the car and dropped their bags in the main entrance hall then decided to head into the kitchen for a snack.
As Jean pushed the door open she heard Merf say the following-
"And so I said 'Hey baby, ever done it in a suitcase?'"
All the boys fell out laughing.
"Oh, Sheilas," said Py, "aren't you back early?"
"Don't even triah!" said Rouge as she produced one of Remy's playing cards.
"Aw, dat's sweet Cher, you brought one o' Gambit's cards too keep you company."
"Cajun, Ah sweah!" Rogue shouted.
"Easy Chere, Remy can explain," Gambit insisted.
"Oh, ya'll will explain, only after," said Rogue.
"After what?" asked Piotr.
There was a pause.
"CHARGE!" yelled Jean.
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Later that night the Acolytes returned home. Cautiously they headed down the hall to the commons room. They knew far too well to make the same mistake twice-Once they walked in on the Master of Magnetism and Mystique at it on the couch! The end result being a 3 day, 2 night outing with Sabertooth!
Fortunately for the boys when they reached the commons room Magneto and Mystique were watching the news.
"Back so-" Mystique stopped mid sentence.
"Why-dare I ask-are you wearing dresses?" asked the Master of Magnetism.
The boys were in fact wearing make-up and dresses. You see the girls decided to give the guys a make over after they found out the boys had spent all that time at the spa and hadn't intentionally take part in any pampering. The girls had caught the boys, tied them to chairs, did their make up, put them in dresses as well as reinforced pantyhose, given them purses to go with the dresses, fitted them with high heels and took photos for later blackmail.
"The girls probably caught them," said Mystique with a smirk.
"I feel as though I should take a picture and have it framed," said Magneto chuckling.
"Jus' ask Rogue," said Remy, "No doubt she gonna have double copies made!"
With that the boys wobbled back to their rooms for the night as Magneto and Mystique continued to laugh on the couch.
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The next night Kitty and Piotr met in the costume department of Bayville High only this time, rather than Romeo and Juliet, they were dressed as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy from Jane Austin's novel, Pride and Prejudice. Only this time when Piotr removed the dress he got quite an unexpected surprise-
A fuzzy, hot pink thong with a matching bra.
"Katya," Piotr's eyes nearly leapt out of his sockets, "where did you get that?"
"Fredrick's of Hollywood," said Kitty rather happy with Colossus' reaction.
It was then Piotr realized Gambit had been right, Fredrick was-A GOD!
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Three days later in the Honeymoon suit of the Marriot St. John and Wanda met for their anniversary. The champagne was chilled, the "Do Not Disturb" sign was placed on the door and rose petals covered the surface of the water in the hot tub.
After about three hours of doing it everywhere, but the bed, John and Wanda decided to take a break on king-sized water bed and exchange gifts. Wanda went first.
She had been wearing a large Band-Aid over the tattoo.
"I know you've been a little down lately, so-" Wanda began as she began to peel off the Band-Aid from high up on her inner thigh.
John could barely believe it what he saw-
There it was on her inner thigh. The tattoo was done in a style to mimic a dyed stamp on a wooden crated like in an Indiana Jones movie. There was rectangular boarder with rounded edges an inside the boarder in block letters was the words "Down Under" (I don't know if it's one word or two.)
Now it was John's turn.
He retrieved a small velvet box out of his discarded pants at the end of the bed and opened it to reveal a rather impressive diamond ring, "Will you marry me?"
~Fin~
I know it's an evil stopping place, but it will all add up in the coming stories. Next up: A Debt Repaid.
And again just a reminder, all reviews are welcome. If anyone feels I've crossed a line somewhere or disagrees on some point of what a character would do or say, please tell me!
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men-yadda yadda yadda- so on and so forth-you know the drill!-Although I do own Merf!
The boys did make it back to Institute before the girls, but not by much!- They only had about a spare 15 minutes to pull into the garage, close the door and sprint to the kitchen. They barely had enough time for everyone in the kitchen and close the door.
Just then they heard an engine cut off in the driveway.
"Mein Gott so soon?" Kurt looked like he was going to faint.
"Hello, anyone home?" asked a male voice asked.
"Merf (How Much Embarrassment Can 2 Mutants Take + Hotel Management ref)?" called Scott.
"Uh, ya," said Merf walking into the kitchen, "who were you expecting, the grim reaper?"
"Funny you should say dat," mentioned Gambit.
"Wait don't tell me," said Merf, "you guys are in trouble with the girls, right?"
"In a manner of speaking," said John cautiously.
A second car pulled into the driveway.
"They are back!" exclaimed Colossus in horror.
"Don't worry, I got ya covered." Merf assured the distraught teens.
The little FedEx Driver whipped open the refrigerator and proceeded to toss the boys cans of soda.
"Now when the girls walk in laugh at whatever I say, got it?"
All the boys nodded their heads.
-------------
Meanwhile the girls unloaded the car and dropped their bags in the main entrance hall then decided to head into the kitchen for a snack.
As Jean pushed the door open she heard Merf say the following-
"And so I said 'Hey baby, ever done it in a suitcase?'"
All the boys fell out laughing.
"Oh, Sheilas," said Py, "aren't you back early?"
"Don't even triah!" said Rouge as she produced one of Remy's playing cards.
"Aw, dat's sweet Cher, you brought one o' Gambit's cards too keep you company."
"Cajun, Ah sweah!" Rogue shouted.
"Easy Chere, Remy can explain," Gambit insisted.
"Oh, ya'll will explain, only after," said Rogue.
"After what?" asked Piotr.
There was a pause.
"CHARGE!" yelled Jean.
-------------
Later that night the Acolytes returned home. Cautiously they headed down the hall to the commons room. They knew far too well to make the same mistake twice-Once they walked in on the Master of Magnetism and Mystique at it on the couch! The end result being a 3 day, 2 night outing with Sabertooth!
Fortunately for the boys when they reached the commons room Magneto and Mystique were watching the news.
"Back so-" Mystique stopped mid sentence.
"Why-dare I ask-are you wearing dresses?" asked the Master of Magnetism.
The boys were in fact wearing make-up and dresses. You see the girls decided to give the guys a make over after they found out the boys had spent all that time at the spa and hadn't intentionally take part in any pampering. The girls had caught the boys, tied them to chairs, did their make up, put them in dresses as well as reinforced pantyhose, given them purses to go with the dresses, fitted them with high heels and took photos for later blackmail.
"The girls probably caught them," said Mystique with a smirk.
"I feel as though I should take a picture and have it framed," said Magneto chuckling.
"Jus' ask Rogue," said Remy, "No doubt she gonna have double copies made!"
With that the boys wobbled back to their rooms for the night as Magneto and Mystique continued to laugh on the couch.
-------------
The next night Kitty and Piotr met in the costume department of Bayville High only this time, rather than Romeo and Juliet, they were dressed as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy from Jane Austin's novel, Pride and Prejudice. Only this time when Piotr removed the dress he got quite an unexpected surprise-
A fuzzy, hot pink thong with a matching bra.
"Katya," Piotr's eyes nearly leapt out of his sockets, "where did you get that?"
"Fredrick's of Hollywood," said Kitty rather happy with Colossus' reaction.
It was then Piotr realized Gambit had been right, Fredrick was-A GOD!
-------------
Three days later in the Honeymoon suit of the Marriot St. John and Wanda met for their anniversary. The champagne was chilled, the "Do Not Disturb" sign was placed on the door and rose petals covered the surface of the water in the hot tub.
After about three hours of doing it everywhere, but the bed, John and Wanda decided to take a break on king-sized water bed and exchange gifts. Wanda went first.
She had been wearing a large Band-Aid over the tattoo.
"I know you've been a little down lately, so-" Wanda began as she began to peel off the Band-Aid from high up on her inner thigh.
John could barely believe it what he saw-
There it was on her inner thigh. The tattoo was done in a style to mimic a dyed stamp on a wooden crated like in an Indiana Jones movie. There was rectangular boarder with rounded edges an inside the boarder in block letters was the words "Down Under" (I don't know if it's one word or two.)
Now it was John's turn.
He retrieved a small velvet box out of his discarded pants at the end of the bed and opened it to reveal a rather impressive diamond ring, "Will you marry me?"
~Fin~
I know it's an evil stopping place, but it will all add up in the coming stories. Next up: A Debt Repaid.
And again just a reminder, all reviews are welcome. If anyone feels I've crossed a line somewhere or disagrees on some point of what a character would do or say, please tell me!