Keaira: I'm sorry that it took so long to get this out, but well, here it is. Also, the yamis are gonna answer some of your questions.
Yami: To answer 'Silver Reflection's question, I am mean to Yuugi b/c e's making me do somethingI don't want to and 'cause.....well, he's a fruit.
Bakura: AND FRUIT'S MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!! And to Dark Crystal, Ryou IS that fruity!
Keaira: *looks over Dark Crystal's review* You thought THIS chapter was full of fruityness?! Just wait the hikaris only get worse!
Yami: And to answer Lucca's question, you can take fruit anyway you want. It's your call.
Keaira: I think when the yamis use fruit they mean half sicky-sweet half gay, but definately not full flegded gay......although, I'm not sure about Bakura, he might mean gay, but, well, then again, it IS Bakura.
Bakura: ^__________________^
Yami: *shudders* Ka is kinda like the Egyptian equivalent of the Chinese word chi, to all those who asked.
Keaira: Oh, and Ginny...tsk, tsk....be kind to the reveiwers! And I understand that you weren't able to review right away! Oh, wait! I said I'd tell you when I next posted and I think you're still in Illinois! *smacks herself* Gomen nasai!
Yami: *looks at 'Yami&Yuugislover's reveiw* O_O
Bakura: *he sees it as well* O_O
Yami: Okaaaaaaaay, then!
Bakura: Oh, my word! We have a Yuugi lover on OUR hands! Boy, this person really has bad taste not ONLY does this person like Yuugi, but they ALSO love the PHARAOH!!!!!
Yami: *whacks him*
Keaira: *sweatdrops* Hm, maybe I should have warned the readers of Yuugi & Ryou bashing. Well, I warn you now! This story contains MAJOR Yuugi & Ryou bashing, but *sweatdrops even more* I'm guessing you know that by now!
Keaira: On with the story!
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Ryou: Now we'll tell you about America's government.
Yami: Do we have to this is boring!
Bakura: For once the stupid pharaoh is right!
Yuugi: SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The yamis jump at Yuugi's outburst and it surprises them into silence.)
Yuugi: That's better. Now, America's government is based on the Roman's system of government.
(The yamis' heads jerk up from their notes upon hearing 'Roman's'.)
Yami: Rome?!
Yuugi: Yes, they have a Senate like Rome and Americans vote for the laws they want passed.
Bakura: Did you say 'ROME'?!
Ryou: Yes.
Yami: Rome, as in those barbarians who's idea of fun is watching men they call 'Gladiators' get killed?
Yuugi: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, what's wrong with you two?
Yami: **through gritted teeth** And you said America bases their government on Rome's?
Ryou: Yes! For crying out loud! Yes! Good night in the world what's wrong with you two?
Bakura: May Set destroy all Americans and may Amon-Ra wipe their name from the Earth!
Yuugi: What? Why?
Yami: Anyone who has anything to do with Rome should have their ka cursed by Anubis!
(Now, Ryou and Yuugi don't know what 'ka' is but they know having it cursed is a bad thing just by hearing the way Yami and Bakura said it.)
Ryou: What do you have against Rome?
Yami and Bakura: It conquered Egypt!
Ryou: Oh.
Yuugi: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Well, if it's any consilation Rome's not around any more.
(Yami and Bakura just stare at them, before starting to rant and rave in ancient Egyptian. Ryou and Yuugi stare at each other.)
Yuugi: Maybe we should skip America.
Ryou: Maybe we should skip governments. I don't really think they're getting anything out of it anyway.
Yuugi: **nods**
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Keaira: Gomen, that was short! So, I'm gonna post two chapters at once. And it seems Yami and Bakura are very patriotic!
Yami: Just get on with it, woman!
Keaira: *sticks her tongue out at him*
Yami: To answer 'Silver Reflection's question, I am mean to Yuugi b/c e's making me do somethingI don't want to and 'cause.....well, he's a fruit.
Bakura: AND FRUIT'S MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!! And to Dark Crystal, Ryou IS that fruity!
Keaira: *looks over Dark Crystal's review* You thought THIS chapter was full of fruityness?! Just wait the hikaris only get worse!
Yami: And to answer Lucca's question, you can take fruit anyway you want. It's your call.
Keaira: I think when the yamis use fruit they mean half sicky-sweet half gay, but definately not full flegded gay......although, I'm not sure about Bakura, he might mean gay, but, well, then again, it IS Bakura.
Bakura: ^__________________^
Yami: *shudders* Ka is kinda like the Egyptian equivalent of the Chinese word chi, to all those who asked.
Keaira: Oh, and Ginny...tsk, tsk....be kind to the reveiwers! And I understand that you weren't able to review right away! Oh, wait! I said I'd tell you when I next posted and I think you're still in Illinois! *smacks herself* Gomen nasai!
Yami: *looks at 'Yami&Yuugislover's reveiw* O_O
Bakura: *he sees it as well* O_O
Yami: Okaaaaaaaay, then!
Bakura: Oh, my word! We have a Yuugi lover on OUR hands! Boy, this person really has bad taste not ONLY does this person like Yuugi, but they ALSO love the PHARAOH!!!!!
Yami: *whacks him*
Keaira: *sweatdrops* Hm, maybe I should have warned the readers of Yuugi & Ryou bashing. Well, I warn you now! This story contains MAJOR Yuugi & Ryou bashing, but *sweatdrops even more* I'm guessing you know that by now!
Keaira: On with the story!
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Ryou: Now we'll tell you about America's government.
Yami: Do we have to this is boring!
Bakura: For once the stupid pharaoh is right!
Yuugi: SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The yamis jump at Yuugi's outburst and it surprises them into silence.)
Yuugi: That's better. Now, America's government is based on the Roman's system of government.
(The yamis' heads jerk up from their notes upon hearing 'Roman's'.)
Yami: Rome?!
Yuugi: Yes, they have a Senate like Rome and Americans vote for the laws they want passed.
Bakura: Did you say 'ROME'?!
Ryou: Yes.
Yami: Rome, as in those barbarians who's idea of fun is watching men they call 'Gladiators' get killed?
Yuugi: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, what's wrong with you two?
Yami: **through gritted teeth** And you said America bases their government on Rome's?
Ryou: Yes! For crying out loud! Yes! Good night in the world what's wrong with you two?
Bakura: May Set destroy all Americans and may Amon-Ra wipe their name from the Earth!
Yuugi: What? Why?
Yami: Anyone who has anything to do with Rome should have their ka cursed by Anubis!
(Now, Ryou and Yuugi don't know what 'ka' is but they know having it cursed is a bad thing just by hearing the way Yami and Bakura said it.)
Ryou: What do you have against Rome?
Yami and Bakura: It conquered Egypt!
Ryou: Oh.
Yuugi: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Well, if it's any consilation Rome's not around any more.
(Yami and Bakura just stare at them, before starting to rant and rave in ancient Egyptian. Ryou and Yuugi stare at each other.)
Yuugi: Maybe we should skip America.
Ryou: Maybe we should skip governments. I don't really think they're getting anything out of it anyway.
Yuugi: **nods**
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Keaira: Gomen, that was short! So, I'm gonna post two chapters at once. And it seems Yami and Bakura are very patriotic!
Yami: Just get on with it, woman!
Keaira: *sticks her tongue out at him*