Keaira: Here's the next chappie! ^_^
Bakura: You're to happy! Why don't you try being more sadistic for once?!
Keaira: Don't say sadistic! It reminds me of Karasu!
Yami: You?
Keaira: This gay guy in Yu Yu Hakusho! He kills everything he loves most and he's constantly saying he wants to kill Kurama! It's creepy! And he's twisted!
Bakura: And obviously queer.
Keaira: Duh! Anyway, gomen about that! I know it had nothing to do with the story and the majority of the people who read this fic won't know who Kurama or Karasu are, but, oh, well! On, witht the fic!
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LESSON #2: Digital Wrist Watches. (Too bad Yami and Bakura don't know how a regular watch works.)
Ryou: Okay, this is a digital watch. **holds up watch**
Yuugi: **hands Yami and Bakura a watch** Now, see the numbers? The first one is the hours and the second number is the minutes.
(Yami and Bakura stare at the watch. When the minute number changes from 35 to 36 they both jump back in surprise.)
Bakura: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! It's alive!!!!
Yami: GOOD FATHER OSIRIS, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Ra, I know I've been a theif all my life and I know I've never done a single good deed, but please SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: -_-()
Yuugi: -_-()
Ryou: I guess we should skip the watch too, huh?
Yuugi: No, but maybe we should have explained how it worked before hand.
Ryou: -_-()
(The hikaris calm the yamis down and Yuugi explains that it's SUPPOSED to change numbers.)
Yami: I knew that.
Bakura: Did not, you stuck-up Pharaoh.
Yami: Did too, stupid tomb robber!
Bakura: Did not!
Yami: DID TOO!
Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DID NOT!!!!!
(They begin a heated arguement and soon switch to ancient Egyptian.)
Ryou: *sigh* They're annoying.
Yuugi: Yep.
Ryou: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!
Yuugi: Now, you had sundials back in your days, didn't you?
(Yami and Bakura stop arguing and glare at him.)
Yuugi: *gulp* What? What'd I say?
Yami: The ROMANS had sundials, WE had water clocks!
Yuugi: Er....oops?
(Yami and Bakura just glare at him.)
Yuugi: Maybe we SHOULD move on.
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Keaira: Another short chapter, gomen! I'll try to get the next one out soon! Next lesson is airplanes! Boy, Yuugi and Ryou are thick aren't they? I mean airplanes?
Yami: What's that?
Keaira: You'll find out soon enough! Please reveiw!
Bakura: You're to happy! Why don't you try being more sadistic for once?!
Keaira: Don't say sadistic! It reminds me of Karasu!
Yami: You?
Keaira: This gay guy in Yu Yu Hakusho! He kills everything he loves most and he's constantly saying he wants to kill Kurama! It's creepy! And he's twisted!
Bakura: And obviously queer.
Keaira: Duh! Anyway, gomen about that! I know it had nothing to do with the story and the majority of the people who read this fic won't know who Kurama or Karasu are, but, oh, well! On, witht the fic!
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LESSON #2: Digital Wrist Watches. (Too bad Yami and Bakura don't know how a regular watch works.)
Ryou: Okay, this is a digital watch. **holds up watch**
Yuugi: **hands Yami and Bakura a watch** Now, see the numbers? The first one is the hours and the second number is the minutes.
(Yami and Bakura stare at the watch. When the minute number changes from 35 to 36 they both jump back in surprise.)
Bakura: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! It's alive!!!!
Yami: GOOD FATHER OSIRIS, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Ra, I know I've been a theif all my life and I know I've never done a single good deed, but please SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: -_-()
Yuugi: -_-()
Ryou: I guess we should skip the watch too, huh?
Yuugi: No, but maybe we should have explained how it worked before hand.
Ryou: -_-()
(The hikaris calm the yamis down and Yuugi explains that it's SUPPOSED to change numbers.)
Yami: I knew that.
Bakura: Did not, you stuck-up Pharaoh.
Yami: Did too, stupid tomb robber!
Bakura: Did not!
Yami: DID TOO!
Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DID NOT!!!!!
(They begin a heated arguement and soon switch to ancient Egyptian.)
Ryou: *sigh* They're annoying.
Yuugi: Yep.
Ryou: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!
Yuugi: Now, you had sundials back in your days, didn't you?
(Yami and Bakura stop arguing and glare at him.)
Yuugi: *gulp* What? What'd I say?
Yami: The ROMANS had sundials, WE had water clocks!
Yuugi: Er....oops?
(Yami and Bakura just glare at him.)
Yuugi: Maybe we SHOULD move on.
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Keaira: Another short chapter, gomen! I'll try to get the next one out soon! Next lesson is airplanes! Boy, Yuugi and Ryou are thick aren't they? I mean airplanes?
Yami: What's that?
Keaira: You'll find out soon enough! Please reveiw!