Lady A: I am SO sorry about the wait!!! I've just been so busy; I totally
hope this chappie makes up for it! ^.^ Oh, and yeah, I did change my
author name, sorry about that, I was just tired of the other one.
Yami: What about the reviews? Don't we need to answer/comment on them?
Lady A: Yeah, sure...um, Songstress Rikku Diamond, first off I don't hate everyone in Yu-Gi-Oh! The only character I actually hate is Tea (as in the anime dubbed version of the character), I'm sorry but all the 'friendship' speeches are annoying! Anzu (as in the manga, the ORIGINAL version of the character) rocks!!! Anyway, Yugi is SO almost exactly like that in the manga, save for a few times when I exaggerated his fruityness. Anyway, you REALLY can't take this story that seriously, you'll only hurt your head...
Yami: Ryukio7890, we rant in ancient Egyptian b/c it's our first language! Japanese is our SECOND language!
Bakura: I don't know about the stupid pharaoh, but I don't know English...
Lady A: That's right, folks, the characters are actually speaking Japanese, it's just translated for your convenience.
Yami: So, who's the weirdo named Tokka Peacecraft?!
Lady A: *hits him* That's one of my best friends! And only *I* am allowed to insult him!!! So, how'd the game with Yami go? He didn't make you play a penalty game did he? And, no, Tokka-baka (he he, it rhymes!), I'm not assuming he won, I KNOW he won. ^.^
Yami: *smug*
Lady A: *sweatdrop* Anyway, yes, Lynn-chan, I do know that Latin is the language of the Romans, I've had three years of the stupid language in school! Um, TobyKikami, I know that Yami's fave hobby is ruthless, but do you really think he cares?! He was just trying to make Rome look bad.
Bakura: Is that all?! I wanna find out what an airplane is!!
Yami: Traitor! You actually want to LEARN about this era?!
Bakura: NO! But this so-called "flying machine" may make it easier to take over the world!! BWAHAHAHA!
Lady A: ^.^ On with the fic!!!
LESSON # 3: Airplanes (Okay, Yuugi and Ryou have officially lost it.)
Ryou: Okay, now we'll be discussing airplanes!
Yami: What? What's an airplane?
Yugi: It's a form of transportation. It flies through the air and is the fastest way to get around.
Yami: *shaking his head*
Yugi: What?
Yami: That's not the fastest mode of transportation.
Ryou: *twitching in annoyance* It's not?
Yami: Nope. Shaddi's way of getting around is the fastest.
Yugi: What's Shaddi's way of getting around?
Ryou: Forget that! Who's Shaddi?
Yami: *ignores Ryou* Shaddi just disappears through the floor and then reappears somewhere else.
Yugi: -_-()
Yami: What? He does! May Annut swallow me up if I'm lying!
Ryou: Anyway, airplanes are the fastest, most humanly possible way of getting around.
Bakura: You're trying to tell us that with airplanes you can fly around in the sky?!
Yugi: *rolls eyes* Yes.
Bakura: That's not possible!
Ryou: Yeah, it is.
Yami: Prove it!
Yugi: Okay, we will!
Ryou: We will?
Yugi: Yeah, we'll just take them to the airport tomorrow!
Ryou: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Yugi: What can go wrong?
(Next day the yamis find themselves outside of a strange looking place that has very loud, very strange sounds coming from it.)
Yugi: Well, let's go in!
Bakura: What's that?!
Ryou: That's a coffee shop.
Yami: What's coffee?
Yugi: It's a type of drink, why don't we go get some for you to try?
(The hikaris go to buy the coffeebad idea, bad idea!!!! while the yamis look around some more. They walk around find a walking sidewalk.)
Bakura: What's that?
Yami: Dunno. *walks closer* YAAHHH!!!! It moves!!.....*stares*
(A big fat lady pushes past the yamis accidentally pushing them onto the walking sidewalk.)
Yami: AAAHHH!!! *turns to try to get off but every time he tries to go forward the sidewalk keeps him in place* I can't get off!!!!!
Bakura: *tries to get off as well* It won't let me go!!!!!!!!!
(After a while they get tired and the sidewalk takes them to the end.)
Yami: *looks at the crack that the sidewalk is going into* O.O We're gonna get SUCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A little girl walks over to them and taps on Bakura's shoulder.)
Little girl: Excuse me, mister?
Bakura: Not *pant* right now, *gasp* kid.
Little girl: But mister—
Yami: We're kinda *wheeze* busy, little one. *pant*
Little girl: Butmistersitwon'tsuckyouup!!!!!!!!!
(The yamis look at her.)
Yami: What?
Little girl: I used ta think that it would suck me up too, but my 'kaasan told me that it wouldn't, and it didn't. 'Sides you're goin' the wrong way, sillies! *giggle*
(Both yamis stop running and find that, indeed, the moving sidewalk would not suck them up.)
Yami: Thanks, child.
Bakura: Yeah, whatever.
(The hikairis finally come back with the coffee.)
Yugi: *hands Yami some coffee* Here, Yami.
Ryou: *hands Bakura some coffee* Hope you like it.
(Bakas. The yamis gulp down some coffee.)
Yami: O.o It's too bitter!!!
Bakura: Yuck!
Yugi: Oh, gomen, we forgot to put sugar in it. Why don't you go over to the coffee shop and put the sugar in yourselves?
(Naïve idiot. So, the yamis go to the coffee shop and put the sugar in themselves before going back to where the hikaris are. Meanwhile back at the coffee shop there was some confusion.)
Coffee shop dude: Hey, like, where'd all the sugar go? I, like, just filled this two gallon bowl up with it, man......
(Meanwhile the yamis were bouncing off the walls.)
Yami: Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loooooooooooooooooooooove coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Yeah, but I love it more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Nu-uh!
Bakura: Yeah-huh!
Ryou: O.O
Yugi: O.O What did we do?..........
Ryou: Think we should show them a plane now?
Yugi: Yeah, probably.
(They look around, but the yamis have disappeared.)
Yugi: Uh-oh.
Ryou: Well, that can't be good.
(Meanwhile at the luggage pick-up......)
Yami: Hey, lookit! Another moving strip of land!!!!
Bakura: And this one has bags on it!................I wonder why.........
Yami: Let's see where this moving land will take us.
(So, the sugar-hyped yamis jumped onto the luggage pick-up, ignoring the stares people were giving them, and rode it until they found themselves among many more bags, that were going this way and that on the conveyor belts.)
Yami: Oh.....................whoa...................
Bakura: Wow! ^-^ WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: *glances at a bag that's sitting beside him* I wonder what's in here........
Bakura: *opens a bag beside him* Ooo, jewelry........*pulls the jewelry out and wears it*
(Meanwhile at the help desk the hikaris were getting frantic.....)
Lady behind the desk: You said you wanted me to page your friends.....Yami and......Bakura? *looks at them like they're crazy*
Yugi: Yes, ma'am, arigato.
Lady: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
(Meanwhile in the room with the conveyor belts and the luggage the yamis were in the middle of going through the bags and suitcases.)
Yami: *has a lei around his neck* Lalalalalalalala..........
Bakura: What is that? *points to the lei*
Yami: *shrug* Dunno, but it's pretty. *puts a lei around Bakura's neck*
Loud speaker: Will Yami-san and Bakura-san, please, come to the help desk? Your friends Yugi and Ryou are here waiting for you.
Yami: *looks panic-stricken at Bakura* I didn't do anything!!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! You did JUST as much as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: *sigh* Oh, well, fun's over, let's go.
Bakura: *sniffs* Okay.
(So the yamis drag themselves to the help deskthe caffeine-sugar high was wearing off where their hikaris were waiting impatiently for them.)
Yugi: Where have you two been?!
Yami: *shrug*
Ryou: WE WERE *SO* WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!! *mumbles* And we were worried for every other person in the airport.....WHAT WERE YOU THINKING RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
Bakura: *collapses from coffee withdrawal* Ugh.........................
Yami: *weakly points at him* Aha ha ha.............*collapses from even more coffee withdrawal*
Yugi: *looks at Ryou* Guess we should get them home, huh?
Ryou: *sigh* Yeah, but this was a waste of a day they didn't even see one plane!
Yugi: Yeah, but maybe that's a good thing. Who knows how crazy they would have gone had they seen one.........
Ryou: Yeah, that's true. *looks at the two unconscious yamis* Where'd they get the leis?
Yugi: *shrug*
(Meanwhile in another part of the airport........)
A random little girl: 'Kaasan! My lei is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!
A random dude in a blue sweater: Where'd my snazzy gold wrist watch go?!
A random snobby, rich woman with a monkey sitting on her shoulder: My jewels are ALL gone!!!!!!!
Dude at the coffee shop: Dude, it's like the dude who stole the sugar. Dude, he must be really smart to be able to steal that much while on a sugar high...........dude. Yami: *glares at Lady Artemis*
Bakura: *also glares at Artemis-dono* (-dono is pretty much equivalent to calling someone 'lady' in Japanese, it's used in Rurouni Kenshin all the time)
Artemis-dono: *gulp* Um, guys?
Yami: We didn't get to see the plane!!!
Artemis-dono: Uh, right...sorry?
Bakura: I WANT TO SEE A PLANE!!!!!
Artemis-dono: Alright, alright, I'll take you to the airport!
Yami & Bakura: YAY!!!
Artemis-dono: On one condition...
Yami: *groan*
Bakura: Fine! What's your condition?
Artemis-dono: You where these. *holds up two dog collars and leashes* That way you can't get away from me.
Yami: Never mind!
Bakura: I don't want to learn about some stupid 'flying contraption' anyway!
Yami: What about the reviews? Don't we need to answer/comment on them?
Lady A: Yeah, sure...um, Songstress Rikku Diamond, first off I don't hate everyone in Yu-Gi-Oh! The only character I actually hate is Tea (as in the anime dubbed version of the character), I'm sorry but all the 'friendship' speeches are annoying! Anzu (as in the manga, the ORIGINAL version of the character) rocks!!! Anyway, Yugi is SO almost exactly like that in the manga, save for a few times when I exaggerated his fruityness. Anyway, you REALLY can't take this story that seriously, you'll only hurt your head...
Yami: Ryukio7890, we rant in ancient Egyptian b/c it's our first language! Japanese is our SECOND language!
Bakura: I don't know about the stupid pharaoh, but I don't know English...
Lady A: That's right, folks, the characters are actually speaking Japanese, it's just translated for your convenience.
Yami: So, who's the weirdo named Tokka Peacecraft?!
Lady A: *hits him* That's one of my best friends! And only *I* am allowed to insult him!!! So, how'd the game with Yami go? He didn't make you play a penalty game did he? And, no, Tokka-baka (he he, it rhymes!), I'm not assuming he won, I KNOW he won. ^.^
Yami: *smug*
Lady A: *sweatdrop* Anyway, yes, Lynn-chan, I do know that Latin is the language of the Romans, I've had three years of the stupid language in school! Um, TobyKikami, I know that Yami's fave hobby is ruthless, but do you really think he cares?! He was just trying to make Rome look bad.
Bakura: Is that all?! I wanna find out what an airplane is!!
Yami: Traitor! You actually want to LEARN about this era?!
Bakura: NO! But this so-called "flying machine" may make it easier to take over the world!! BWAHAHAHA!
Lady A: ^.^ On with the fic!!!
LESSON # 3: Airplanes (Okay, Yuugi and Ryou have officially lost it.)
Ryou: Okay, now we'll be discussing airplanes!
Yami: What? What's an airplane?
Yugi: It's a form of transportation. It flies through the air and is the fastest way to get around.
Yami: *shaking his head*
Yugi: What?
Yami: That's not the fastest mode of transportation.
Ryou: *twitching in annoyance* It's not?
Yami: Nope. Shaddi's way of getting around is the fastest.
Yugi: What's Shaddi's way of getting around?
Ryou: Forget that! Who's Shaddi?
Yami: *ignores Ryou* Shaddi just disappears through the floor and then reappears somewhere else.
Yugi: -_-()
Yami: What? He does! May Annut swallow me up if I'm lying!
Ryou: Anyway, airplanes are the fastest, most humanly possible way of getting around.
Bakura: You're trying to tell us that with airplanes you can fly around in the sky?!
Yugi: *rolls eyes* Yes.
Bakura: That's not possible!
Ryou: Yeah, it is.
Yami: Prove it!
Yugi: Okay, we will!
Ryou: We will?
Yugi: Yeah, we'll just take them to the airport tomorrow!
Ryou: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Yugi: What can go wrong?
(Next day the yamis find themselves outside of a strange looking place that has very loud, very strange sounds coming from it.)
Yugi: Well, let's go in!
Bakura: What's that?!
Ryou: That's a coffee shop.
Yami: What's coffee?
Yugi: It's a type of drink, why don't we go get some for you to try?
(The hikaris go to buy the coffeebad idea, bad idea!!!! while the yamis look around some more. They walk around find a walking sidewalk.)
Bakura: What's that?
Yami: Dunno. *walks closer* YAAHHH!!!! It moves!!.....*stares*
(A big fat lady pushes past the yamis accidentally pushing them onto the walking sidewalk.)
Yami: AAAHHH!!! *turns to try to get off but every time he tries to go forward the sidewalk keeps him in place* I can't get off!!!!!
Bakura: *tries to get off as well* It won't let me go!!!!!!!!!
(After a while they get tired and the sidewalk takes them to the end.)
Yami: *looks at the crack that the sidewalk is going into* O.O We're gonna get SUCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A little girl walks over to them and taps on Bakura's shoulder.)
Little girl: Excuse me, mister?
Bakura: Not *pant* right now, *gasp* kid.
Little girl: But mister—
Yami: We're kinda *wheeze* busy, little one. *pant*
Little girl: Butmistersitwon'tsuckyouup!!!!!!!!!
(The yamis look at her.)
Yami: What?
Little girl: I used ta think that it would suck me up too, but my 'kaasan told me that it wouldn't, and it didn't. 'Sides you're goin' the wrong way, sillies! *giggle*
(Both yamis stop running and find that, indeed, the moving sidewalk would not suck them up.)
Yami: Thanks, child.
Bakura: Yeah, whatever.
(The hikairis finally come back with the coffee.)
Yugi: *hands Yami some coffee* Here, Yami.
Ryou: *hands Bakura some coffee* Hope you like it.
(Bakas. The yamis gulp down some coffee.)
Yami: O.o It's too bitter!!!
Bakura: Yuck!
Yugi: Oh, gomen, we forgot to put sugar in it. Why don't you go over to the coffee shop and put the sugar in yourselves?
(Naïve idiot. So, the yamis go to the coffee shop and put the sugar in themselves before going back to where the hikaris are. Meanwhile back at the coffee shop there was some confusion.)
Coffee shop dude: Hey, like, where'd all the sugar go? I, like, just filled this two gallon bowl up with it, man......
(Meanwhile the yamis were bouncing off the walls.)
Yami: Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loooooooooooooooooooooove coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Yeah, but I love it more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Nu-uh!
Bakura: Yeah-huh!
Ryou: O.O
Yugi: O.O What did we do?..........
Ryou: Think we should show them a plane now?
Yugi: Yeah, probably.
(They look around, but the yamis have disappeared.)
Yugi: Uh-oh.
Ryou: Well, that can't be good.
(Meanwhile at the luggage pick-up......)
Yami: Hey, lookit! Another moving strip of land!!!!
Bakura: And this one has bags on it!................I wonder why.........
Yami: Let's see where this moving land will take us.
(So, the sugar-hyped yamis jumped onto the luggage pick-up, ignoring the stares people were giving them, and rode it until they found themselves among many more bags, that were going this way and that on the conveyor belts.)
Yami: Oh.....................whoa...................
Bakura: Wow! ^-^ WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: *glances at a bag that's sitting beside him* I wonder what's in here........
Bakura: *opens a bag beside him* Ooo, jewelry........*pulls the jewelry out and wears it*
(Meanwhile at the help desk the hikaris were getting frantic.....)
Lady behind the desk: You said you wanted me to page your friends.....Yami and......Bakura? *looks at them like they're crazy*
Yugi: Yes, ma'am, arigato.
Lady: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
(Meanwhile in the room with the conveyor belts and the luggage the yamis were in the middle of going through the bags and suitcases.)
Yami: *has a lei around his neck* Lalalalalalalala..........
Bakura: What is that? *points to the lei*
Yami: *shrug* Dunno, but it's pretty. *puts a lei around Bakura's neck*
Loud speaker: Will Yami-san and Bakura-san, please, come to the help desk? Your friends Yugi and Ryou are here waiting for you.
Yami: *looks panic-stricken at Bakura* I didn't do anything!!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! You did JUST as much as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: *sigh* Oh, well, fun's over, let's go.
Bakura: *sniffs* Okay.
(So the yamis drag themselves to the help deskthe caffeine-sugar high was wearing off where their hikaris were waiting impatiently for them.)
Yugi: Where have you two been?!
Yami: *shrug*
Ryou: WE WERE *SO* WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!! *mumbles* And we were worried for every other person in the airport.....WHAT WERE YOU THINKING RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
Bakura: *collapses from coffee withdrawal* Ugh.........................
Yami: *weakly points at him* Aha ha ha.............*collapses from even more coffee withdrawal*
Yugi: *looks at Ryou* Guess we should get them home, huh?
Ryou: *sigh* Yeah, but this was a waste of a day they didn't even see one plane!
Yugi: Yeah, but maybe that's a good thing. Who knows how crazy they would have gone had they seen one.........
Ryou: Yeah, that's true. *looks at the two unconscious yamis* Where'd they get the leis?
Yugi: *shrug*
(Meanwhile in another part of the airport........)
A random little girl: 'Kaasan! My lei is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!
A random dude in a blue sweater: Where'd my snazzy gold wrist watch go?!
A random snobby, rich woman with a monkey sitting on her shoulder: My jewels are ALL gone!!!!!!!
Dude at the coffee shop: Dude, it's like the dude who stole the sugar. Dude, he must be really smart to be able to steal that much while on a sugar high...........dude. Yami: *glares at Lady Artemis*
Bakura: *also glares at Artemis-dono* (-dono is pretty much equivalent to calling someone 'lady' in Japanese, it's used in Rurouni Kenshin all the time)
Artemis-dono: *gulp* Um, guys?
Yami: We didn't get to see the plane!!!
Artemis-dono: Uh, right...sorry?
Bakura: I WANT TO SEE A PLANE!!!!!
Artemis-dono: Alright, alright, I'll take you to the airport!
Yami & Bakura: YAY!!!
Artemis-dono: On one condition...
Yami: *groan*
Bakura: Fine! What's your condition?
Artemis-dono: You where these. *holds up two dog collars and leashes* That way you can't get away from me.
Yami: Never mind!
Bakura: I don't want to learn about some stupid 'flying contraption' anyway!