Casey was sitting on the porch looking through a magazine. Hyde, Fez, and
Kelso all walked up the steps and stood in front of him. Casey didn't care
he just went on reading his magazine. There was an awkward silence for a
few seconds and Casey got annoyed.
Casey: Did you three clowns want something or are you just here to stare at me.
Fez: I could stare at you all day.
Casey: Thanks.
Fez: No problem.
Hyde: Fez that's not the reason we are here.
Fez got serious again.
Fez: You are right Hyde.
Casey: Then what are you here for cause you guys are starting to piss me off.
Casey stood up looking angry.
Hyde: Listen Casey we just came here to tell you to back off from Donna.
Casey: Oh great now you three morons are involved. Look I love Donna and I'm not going to back off so you three losers can just screw off all right.
Fez pushed Casey down back into his seat.
Fez: We're not going anywhere fool.
Kelso: Yeah.
Hyde: Yeah.
Casey: Why do you guys care about Donna and me anyway?
Kelso: Cause Donna's our friend and we love her too. You don't care about her all you care about is yourself. You're a selfish no good jerk that doesn't deserve a girl as great as Donna.
Hyde: Yeah! What he just said.
Casey shoved Kelso back a few feet.
Casey: You're my little brother and I don't want to hurt you but I will. Now I may have been selfish and may not have realized what I had but I do know and I'm sorry I ever lost Donna. Don't you get it that I love her.
Hyde: Don't you get it that she doesn't love you! If she did she wouldn't be with Eric right now she would be with you and she's not.
Fez: Yeah!
Hyde: At one point we all loved Donna it's weird but true.
Kelso: Yeah!
Fez: Yeah! But I will still always have a special place in my heart for Eric too.
Everyone gave Fez a weird look.
Fez: Um... Lets kick his ass!
Casey: Look if I can prove to you that I really do love her even more than Eric will you back off?
Kelso: Hmm??? Sounds reasonable enough.
Hyde: Fine if you can prove in three days that you love her even more than Eric does than we will back off.
Casey: Fine.
Fez: Fine.
Kelso: Fine.
Hyde: Fine.
They all shook hands and Hyde, Fez, and Kelso left.
Casey (to himself): This is going to be no contest.
Casey smugly walked back into the house planning what he was going to do.
Casey: Did you three clowns want something or are you just here to stare at me.
Fez: I could stare at you all day.
Casey: Thanks.
Fez: No problem.
Hyde: Fez that's not the reason we are here.
Fez got serious again.
Fez: You are right Hyde.
Casey: Then what are you here for cause you guys are starting to piss me off.
Casey stood up looking angry.
Hyde: Listen Casey we just came here to tell you to back off from Donna.
Casey: Oh great now you three morons are involved. Look I love Donna and I'm not going to back off so you three losers can just screw off all right.
Fez pushed Casey down back into his seat.
Fez: We're not going anywhere fool.
Kelso: Yeah.
Hyde: Yeah.
Casey: Why do you guys care about Donna and me anyway?
Kelso: Cause Donna's our friend and we love her too. You don't care about her all you care about is yourself. You're a selfish no good jerk that doesn't deserve a girl as great as Donna.
Hyde: Yeah! What he just said.
Casey shoved Kelso back a few feet.
Casey: You're my little brother and I don't want to hurt you but I will. Now I may have been selfish and may not have realized what I had but I do know and I'm sorry I ever lost Donna. Don't you get it that I love her.
Hyde: Don't you get it that she doesn't love you! If she did she wouldn't be with Eric right now she would be with you and she's not.
Fez: Yeah!
Hyde: At one point we all loved Donna it's weird but true.
Kelso: Yeah!
Fez: Yeah! But I will still always have a special place in my heart for Eric too.
Everyone gave Fez a weird look.
Fez: Um... Lets kick his ass!
Casey: Look if I can prove to you that I really do love her even more than Eric will you back off?
Kelso: Hmm??? Sounds reasonable enough.
Hyde: Fine if you can prove in three days that you love her even more than Eric does than we will back off.
Casey: Fine.
Fez: Fine.
Kelso: Fine.
Hyde: Fine.
They all shook hands and Hyde, Fez, and Kelso left.
Casey (to himself): This is going to be no contest.
Casey smugly walked back into the house planning what he was going to do.